Lord Z The Agorist @thebiglordZ Twitter profile

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

6 months

This is what it felt like being a white point guard playing AAU basketball

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6 months

I’m crying they harrassing this nigga

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

6 months

@Lizardman6999 “Yeeeeeeaaaahhhh! Yeaaaaahhhh! He don’t want it he don’t want it! Yeaaaaaah!”

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

2 years

@ayeejuju Imagine yo girl look like Miss Spider 😭😭😭

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2 years

@BrolmGay @i_need_top Disagree: don’t remember anything that happened in those rooms. Just know that I was in them frequently

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

2 years

@AtticusSmith14 Then she took it, said thank you (maybe) and turned around and walked away to her friends. Welcome to hell brother.

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

1 year

@IdahoBones I can totally picture me laying out on the couch watching this movie as my dad comes in from yard work, sits down for 15 mins then stands up and says “I’ll have to watch this someday” just to leave and do more yardwork

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

1 year

It’s crazy how much faster my car goes after 4 IPAs

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@thebiglordZ

10 months

@ReturnOfKappy No, but would

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@thebiglordZ

1 year

Tomorrow morning’s hat for jury duty selection

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

1 year

Little sisters “boyfriend” didn’t shake my hand or introduce himself. I will make this kids weekend a living hell.

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

3 years

@pauldminshall @beinlibertarian @PrisonPlanet This guy clearly doesn’t get it

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

2 years

Accidentally slept till 10:30 on a work day and my car won’t start because I’m not blowing 0s in the breathalyzer that’s installed…

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

3 years

Been talking to this chick on bumble that’s actually really hot, we exchanged snapchats and talk a little more. Then first snap I sent of my face she unfriended me…

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

3 years

Great now every white girl on Instagram is an expert on the Israel-Palestine conflict

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

1 year

@honestlyqu That’s crazy I grew too (listed at 6’1 now 6’3 and I’m 25)

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

2 years

Where do all the broke women hang out? Need to find a poor that thinks I’m loaded because I sit at a desk instead of doing manual labor for a living. We can do multiple trips to the wisconsin dells a year even

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

1 year

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

3 years

I mean cmon

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

1 year

Just said 4 words to a 6.5 at target and she looked up at me and basically sprinted away without saying anything. Hopeless.

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

3 years

Made the mistake of getting in the online casino with my degen uncle. Went up $300 but got excited and lost all of that and another $580. He then paid me half in cash and begged me not to tell my aunt about it 🤣

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

2 years

@_B___S He remembers he remembers!!

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@thebiglordZ

2 years

@livelaughlins @AtticusSmith14 Well if it was you I would buy you a cheeseburger instead. I bet that would work better.

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

3 years

I’m the epitome of the high school bully that parents tell their kids “don’t worry, in 10 years he’ll be a huge loser and you’ll be the one who’s laughing”

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

2 years

@haircliprry11 @AtticusSmith14 Thank you

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

3 years

Been snap chatting this chick whose actually pretty hot, but I started noticing that she never said any words. So I asked her if she was a real person 4 different times and no answer. So I’ve been snap chatting a fucking not. Will somebody just put me out of my misery?

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

2 years

Might go to a bookstore tomorrow morning and pretend to be smart and sophisticated. Maybe grab a cup of Joe on the way in and just browse. All in the name of finding some quiet shy girl with good pussy

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

2 years

Well looks like I got some chicks number on Saturday. Too bad I ruined it by sending several texts that weren’t legible followed by my address…

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

3 years

Showed up an hour late again today but this time I told the boss it was because I had a phone interview, fuck with their heads a little bit

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

2 years

Accidentally ordered a “large” at Starbucks and now the barista is making me get gender transformation surgery

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

2 years

@ObamaEraCons Fuck maybe I am liberal

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

1 year

+ $600 on Washington + $100 on Bama - $800 on Deja Vu Show Girls

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

2 years

@PuppiesIover Never let him go!!!

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@thebiglordZ

2 years

@AP Imagine having to pay $1 Billion for saying words

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

3 years

There’s so many girls that I see on Instagram that I want to cum inside of

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

9 months

Friday night plans: get so stoned that I turn into a toddler and order these on doordash

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

8 months

Finally back from the weak sussy. Apparently you can’t tell certain people to commit the ultimate act of self harm (please don’t suspend me again)

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

2 years

@raphousetv2 Now why would you be gay?

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

3 years

Instagram girl: “Happy birthday to this baddie! Here’s a picture of me looking way hotter than you!”

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

3 years

God damnit I’m sacking up and finally asking my dentist out at my next appointment. I bitch out every 6 months

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

3 years

Quitting my job and opening a bodega

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

3 years

My coworkers are calling me gay because I eat hotdogs for lunch everyday :(

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

2 years

I sang the “It’s Corn” TikTok song to one of my customers that wanted to buy a load of corn. He told me to lose his number and kill myself.

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

3 years

Just whipped around ridgedale with a large caribou and dab pen. Basically doing what hot white bitches do. Only things I was missing was anti depressants, daddy’s credit card, and a sopping wet pussy

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

2 years

Let’s just put it this way, if there were ladies in the stands for our softball game tonight, I would be getting head right now

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

7 months

I guess I was a complete terrorist last night on family vacay. Heard stories of me throwing shot glasses across the bar and obnoxiously shoving my middle fingers in random peoples faces last night. Don’t remember, didn’t happen.

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

2 years

@Cartogenous @FieldYates Camera will have to whip over there to CA

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

3 years

I asked for a raise yesterday and I come to work this morning with a stack of busy work because “sometimes you need a reminder of who you are in this world”

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

3 years

I wonder why none of the SJW’s/feminists on Instagram aren’t posting anything about all the women’s rights that just disappeared with the Taliban takeover

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

2 years

I like spending $18 on lunch everyday just to scarf it down before even noticing so I can toss in my after-meal zyn

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

2 years

I wonder when I will meet my future fat/disgusting wife. Hopefully not too soon.

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

10 months

@FieldYates I’m gonna just go out on a limb here and say that this was Jameis’s idea

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

1 year

“SOMEBODY FUCK ME!!”

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

2 years

@dondatimes 10x hotter than Kim

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

3 years

Can’t wait to go back to Texas this weekend and get absolutely anally probed. So how’s the love life? (Nonexistent) how’s work going? (Miserable) Wow you’ve packed on some extra weight in the past few months (true)

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

3 years

I make peepee on bedroom floor

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

1 year

I think she only likes me for my money

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

1 year

Nevermind. Scared now.

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

2 years

Just busted a load into the urinal at work. What the fuck is anybody here gonna do about it?

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

3 years

Update: kind of ruins the humor of the situation but she’s a real person, I asked her to send a picture of her hand up by her face and she responded with this

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

3 years

I think I’ll log another 5 1/2 hours of halo when I get home today- yesterday I did take a 45 second break to microwave hotdogs for dinner though

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

3 years

Finally one of my cousins was cool enough to have pot for me to smoke, but she kept saying “kyle do you want to see my room” in the PH way. So it looked weird but I still got stoned. Hopefully nobody noticed

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

4 years

I left my entire set of clubs at the course today

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

2 years

1400 at deja Vu all I got was a strippers number

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

4 years

Snap chatting a 40 year old bisexual woman about her 19 & 16 year old kids. It really is a tough age

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

2 years

As men, why should we care about anything?

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

11 months

So I got a hot girlfriend and won $6k playing slots in my dream and you’re telling me that I have to wake up now? FUCK

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

2 years

Being with a woman is a lot like raising a dog. You needs to be stern and establish your dominance, but at the same time be soft and tender. (Have been single for 3.5 years)

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

2 years

I was gonna kill myself tonight but I just remembered the NFL season starts tomorrow :)

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

1 year

@TonyLiebert Barn is actually fun, too bad they’re the worst team in the Power 5

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

3 years

Hearing the Rizzo news i almost started crying in front of my family eating veal Parmesan and drinking the house Chianti. This couldn’t happen in more of a dramatic fashion

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

3 years

I just realized that I always feel like shit because I don’t drink enough diet MTN Dew. On my 4th can of the day rn and feel great

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

2 years

The democrats are doing their best to make sure I don’t vote today. They broke down my car and scheduled a dentist appointment for today. Well guess what libtards I’m still showing up to 6 different polling locations today.

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

9 months

@BarrysOnHere Nightmare fuel… but great bongaloids

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

3 years

Next Uber I take I am requesting that they take a fucking shower before picking me up, I mean Christ

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

2 years

@DailyLoud Crazy I don’t think I’ve even had sex 11 times

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

1 year

Tinder: “you have a secret admirer!” The secret admirer:

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

5 months

Hmmm it appears I’m on the verge of a panic attack during my 4 hr layover in San Francisco

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

2 years

Holy fuck I just respawned in my bed

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

2 years

Nothing will get you over the Wednesday hump like losing $450 in online black jack :)

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@thebiglordZ

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

8 months

Wish I had a breathalyzer on my phone like the one I had in my Chrysler 300 for a year

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

3 years

I love walking in to the office in the morning and right off the bat getting shit on for looking depressed and not getting any pussy

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

3 years

Just got an OTPHJ rub down going through airport security. So blessed.

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

1 year

@ESPNNBA I read this in his gay voice

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

3 years

Going to the Kollege Klub alone tonight🤷🏻‍♂️

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

3 years

Guy who desperately recruits family and friends to join his March Madness Bracket so he can collect payments to pay his mortgage this month

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

6 months

@b1gdumb1diott Bunch of fucking loser freaks on this app stealing tweets because they get some weird sort of high off of likes. Miss when people tweeted for the love of the game

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

8 months

Listening to Killing in the Name by Rage on my way to work screaming “fuck you I won’t do what you tell me” just to go sit at my desk and do exactly as my boss tells me

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

2 years

It’s pretty hard to get back into the swing of things at work after acting like a fucking lunatic all weekend

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

10 months

@k_ourtney How much for those yoga pants?

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

1 year

@samwitwicky006 “Can I fuck you?”

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

2 years

@EliManning This picture just called me the n-word

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

10 months

How fucked up is Charles Barkley on TNT tip off rn

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

9 months

@spliffsimmons Idk. I haven’t texted a female (non-family or work related) since 12/16

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

11 months

Doing gods work right now convincing my extended family the Michael Obama is in fact a man

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

1 year

Wait so life just continues to get worse the longer it goes on? That’s pretty neat.

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

3 years

Quite frankly, it is ridiculous that nobody has signed Kaepernick yet! He’s better than Aaron Rodgers, and a much greater person

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

2 years

I usually like to protect myself from embarrassment when it comes to having takes on my Chicago Bears. But I think at the very least I can put out into the realm that I believe Justin Fields will take a huge step this year.

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Lord Z The Agorist

@thebiglordZ

2 years

@Cartogenous @Blitz_Burgh He can start by making sure Kenny doesn’t make the same mistakes he did, I.E. saying the n-word

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