@sandofsky
Back at university I worked in a small office at the end of a long corridor. One day I needed to plug in a new printer and unplugged another cable from the wall. Thatโs how everyone found out the department webserver was in my closet. Not even their head sysadmin knew before.
@consequence
@joshtpm
@DollyParton
The MAGA tears are gonna be priceless. Eventually theyโll be reduced to munching corn cobs watching Hondo reruns listening to Ted Nugent 24/7 because theyโve boycotted everybody else.
@Kosacki
@AVindman
Russians and Ukrainians are not enemies. Putin used deception to send Russian troops to fight their brothers. Thatโs why they return, and why Ukrainians let them.
@DailyCaller
So let me understand the timeline:
1. Reade accuses Biden of harassment.
2. McGowan sides with Reade.
3. Maher sides with Biden.
4. Reade story collapses.
5. McGowan accuses Maher.
Seems kinda "convenient". Or "dumb", given that it now looks like retaliation of sorts.
@revrrlewis
White "billionaire" accused of crimes in a constitutional process while tweeting 24/7 is totally the same as a poor black person not even being considered a real person.
Sure, Glass and Sand Paper, you nailed it.
@TheRealHoarse
@TheRickWilson
Itโs like an MTG
In your QAnon
Itโs a failed insurrection
Courtesy of Orange Don
Itโs like 10,000 moos
For Devin Nunes the chump
Itโs just a bad excuse
For not impeaching Trump
@RealCandaceO
1% death rate means 3,000,000 die - half a Holocaust.
But yeah tell me more how โone single death is one too manyโ when you rail against โimmigrant crimeโ.
@IanKarmel
Little known fact: the backside of Mt. Rushmore shows the portraits of Hitler, Stalin, Mao and Pol Pot so we never forget the literal "back side of history".
@brae_de
@gtconway3d
@realDonaldTrump
โThe quantum, itโs amazing. Small but so beautiful. You wouldnโt believe the things I did with it. When youโre famous, it lets you do anything. And many were saying, Sir, your hands are so big and we are just small quan... so very small things. The things are things. Beautiful.โ
THE TWITTER FILES 4:
According to our sources, so-called โjanitorsโ, apparently without management oversight, removed documents from storage boxes (misleadingly called โtrash cansโ) and put them in secret โdumpstersโ outside the premises.
Wait, there is more.
(1/948372)
@capitolhunters
It was kinda obvious that after having a convicted rapist as presidential candidate, the next step would be to have a pedophile Christo-fascist as Speaker.
@Miamicurt
But... but... I thought it was Democrats who are fans of Venezuela and socialism and do All Teh Crimes [tm]?
Looks like Republican accusations turned out to be confessions. Again again.
@UtianG
@raininblack
Also, Prince Charles still not king as Elisabeth II. wins her 5th Wimbledon tournament in a row and welcomes Neptune as new member of the Commonwealth.
@mfahey218
@trizzlor
Catturd2 deleted the โlibsโ folder and wondered why all his tests suddenly failed.
Then he threw out the test suite because it obviously relied too much on libs.
@AnsgarTOdinson
In related news, you can avoid 100% of LAN cables spying on you by cutting them with our new Anti-Spy Cutter, only $139 (itโs a knife).
@DonkPlow
@TheRickWilson
It will only underline he was interested in the Bidens. Can they name anyone else at Burisma? Anyone else in the entire Ukraine?
Thatโs like me looking exclusively through my pretty neighborโs window all day and claim Iโm concerned about household accidents in my neighborhood.
@mattxiv
Back in my IT days I often had new colleagues/bosses who arrogantly claimed how theyโd do everything different, and inevitably ended up doing everything exactly like me because my solutions were born from years of experience and adaptations to real life situations.
@gatewaypundit
Thatโs quite a change from โSleepy Joe doesnโt even know where he isโ to โAlmighty Joe pulled off the heist of the century and got all courts to play alongโ. Wow.
@realDonaldTrump
@BrianKempGA
You said you had all the evidence. Now you whine that Republicans wonโt let you get the evidence you claimed to already have? Wow.
@RealCandaceO
Then why does he lie about it?
Not a single womenโs weightlifting record is held by a born male, and none has been improved by 50 pounds ever.
Also every major sports association has clear rules about female athletes. They donโt allow anyone born male.
@FordJohnathan5
Thatโs why itโs good these charges come โthis lateโ. Every co-conspirator has seen J6 rioters go to jail for 10+ years. They know that if found guilty, they wonโt get away with probation or 2 years. They will flip one after another.
@swinginparteigh
@gaileyfrey
Black velvet and that little boy smile
Lightsaber and that lush Jedi style
It's a new hope that sees the Empire at its worst
Black velvet, Han shot first
@Federalist_10
@scotusreporter
Especially makes you wonder what Thomas thinks about his wifeโs claims his court is part of a vast conspiracy to โsteal the election for Bidenโ. If he doesnโt publicly disavow it, we must assume he agrees.
@tribelaw
That's not the point. Throwing out even one state would forever be a stain on our country. That's what they want. Delegitimize elections so next time Trump's "I don't want ballots" becomes official policy. That's how regimes sell to people that the "benevolent dictator" is good.
@TheJaceRidley
@RexChapman
Sure, the people who took decades each to treat women as equal, and non-whites, and gays, and trans people, will totally nail it with AI and treat it as equal from the beginning. Yeah sounds like no biggie.
@NBCOUT
This needs some malicious compliance. Teachers should flood all parents with 50 notifications a day how Richard was called Dick and Stephanie was called Steph. Do it until those parents make those stupid rules disappear.
@SenDuckworth
Thatโs all nice and hoopy but who really believes Tuberville is making a reasonable good faith argument? Heโs holding up positions so a Republican President can fill them with loyal lackeys who will support a second coup.
@chrislhayes
B/c Kevinโs plan was โHunter Biden laptopโ all the time. The GOP canโt even agree on what to set their watches to, only on โown the libsโ.
@BlueIsMyC0l0r
It just hit me that it wasn't Obama's presidency per se (as that inevitably ended after two terms) but the prospect that from then on, presidents who aren't straight cis white Christian males could become the norm. That "ghastly" future is what made them snap.
@therecount
The people who think prayer helps them win a government position while it didnโt help 6 million Jews in the death campsโฆ have a god with veryโฆ odd priorities.
@keithboykin
Nunes looks so surprised - is it possible he didnโt even know Vindman had a military rank? Would explain a lot about GOP โpreparationโ.
@BrentBozell
@theMRC
โNo matter what he saysโ. He literally suggested injecting bleach. Now he falsely claimed kids canโt get Covid. If the toddler in the WH is actively killing people, why is a platform required to support that?
@KellyannePolls
@CNN
I love that the days are back when this is what passes as a โscandalโ, not โTrump praises Kim Jong Un while berating our alliesโ or โTrump abandoned the Kurdsโ or โTrump extorted foreign government for dirt on opponentโ.
@RonFilipkowski
โCongress shall make no lawโฆโ is a bit different from โCongress shall prescribe clothingโ but then again I really really want to see the Constitution they read b/c itโs certainly not ours.
@j_consolidation
@joshtpm
And โwhitey tapeโ Larry C. Johnson had a longtime friend whose son runs a computer store - yes, the โlaptop repair guyโ. If thatโs a coincidence I am an actual cat.
@JesseBWatters
@realDonaldTrump
Even if the officer didn't notice it, didn't accept it, didn't do what your bribe was supposed to make him do, and you end up putting the note back in your pocket.
Really, this isn't rocket science, it's Criminal Law 101.
@marceelias
Dems should blast this nationwide that the GOP is disenfranchising their own voters to peddle the Big Lie.
I donโt think independents and moderate conservatives will find that amusing.
@verysmallriver
Super expensive, loud as fork, blow germs in your face and donโt even dry your hands completely. Worst thing Iโve seen. But I know CEOs who love these as โcutting edgeโ and wonโt let go.
@washingtonpost
@Fahrenthold
Oh the grift! I can totally support the free speech issue of *allowing* him to speak there, but *paying* him? What legitimate issues did they expect he would be talking about that students could learn anything?
@torriangray
Itโs just like the โI was a lifelong Democrat but now Iโm voting Trumpโ and their posts have been talking about the โDemocrat partyโ for years.
@KatiePhang
Pretty sure more indictments will come now that Chesebro and Powell are spilling the beans.
Bigger fish doesnโt just mean Trump. Could very well be high profile Congress folk.
@joelockhart
@kurteichenwald
If we had been nuked, Trump would claim radiation is natural and not dangerous, and weโd find out he sold the missile defense systems to Mongolia.
@benshapiro
You are deliberately conflating textualism with originalism.
Law (1880): You have a right to publish your opinion.
Textualism: This applies to all media, including the internet.
Originalism: This only applies to handwriting on paper.
@FordJohnathan5
Would you have done it if he had brushed it off? Because I know one of our worst high school bullies is still the same bad person, was recently jailed for domestic violence.
@johngansjr
@RobbieGramer
It's not absurd, it's deliberate. FOX has gone full Stalinist (remember them doctoring the boos at UFC with an audio loop of cheers just days ago).
Next they will remove Giuliani from all photos with Trump.