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The Autopian

@the_autopian

5 months

New Joey Logano helmet design just dropped

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The Autopian

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1 year

Clownshoe, is that you? The BMW Concept Touring Coupe looks fantastic and is definitely bringing Z3 M Coupe flavor. More:

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The Autopian

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2 months

Super excited about the new @weezer album

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7 months

Nailed it

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Breaking

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The Autopian

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9 months

Cursed thumbs-up Via Instagram, stance_insta

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The Autopian

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8 months

Our Own Jason Torchinsky Had Emergency Heart Surgery But He’s Going To Be OK Because He’s Strong And We Love Him And He Has Many More Taillight Blogs To Write

Our Own Jason Torchinsky Had Emergency Heart Surgery But He’s Going To Be OK Because He’s Strong...

On Monday night I received a call from Jason Torchinsky’s wife, Sally, who informed me that Jason had suffered what seemed at the time like early stages of a heart attack. With intense chest and...

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

1 year

Exactly how rough is this neighborhood holy crap

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

4 months

Wife: "What are you smiling at your phone for, you big weirdo?" Me: "Oh, an auction site is selling my high school dream car. In bright yellow, the best color." Wife: "What is it, like a Lamborghini or something?" Me: "Or something."

Bring a Trailer

@Bringatrailer

4 months

Now live at BaT Auctions: 1989 Honda CRX Si.

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

1 year

Hear me out: race these things in Le Mans. All three drivers get in at the start, no one gets out until the 24 is up.

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

6 months

Thirteen YEARS? Incredible! 🤯 Toyota At The Bottom Of Lake For 13 Years Looks Surprisingly Good

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The Autopian

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1 year

Two gotta go

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

2 years

Good morning! We've got some fast slot cars here. So you shouldn't be surprised when they go fast ... but you'll probably still be surprised 😮

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

2 years

Create a 4-car garage and it's four identical cars

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

2 years

No big deal, just gonna knock out a 250 GTO real quick. Via

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

2 years

Absolutely no words. Just a terrible, tragic loss. We extend condolences to the Block family.

Ken Block, Rally Driver And Gymkhana Star, Dead At 55 - The Autopian

Superstar rally driver and Gymkhana legend Ken Block has reportedly died at age 55.

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

5 months

Oh man, the Rivian R3X looks incredible! @davidntracy is blasting away at the keyboard with his look at the red-hot electric hatch, so keep a tab on The Autopian! Need more Rivian R-stuff? @JasonTorchinsky 's look at the R2 is right here:

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

2 years

Hanging out with @TheSmokingTire and reminding the haters that Frozen Berry Metallic just werks!

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

7 months

My man looks like he just got a Crown Vic new off the lot

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

7 months

Wanna see something dumb?

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

9 months

Soooo, how was Thanksgiving?

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

1 year

"The '83 Ford pickup got 23mpg city." "How the hell did you remember that?" "Some things you don't forget."

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

1 year

CHOOSE

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

1 year

Raise your hand if you'll sometimes go days before watching a new @DougDeMuro video with the latest exotic/luxury/supercar, but dropped everything to watch the Roadmaster review that just went up 🙋‍♂️

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

10 months

Me, first time I saw a new Bronco: "Oh nice, new Bronco." Me, 1000th time seeing a Bronco: "Oh nice, new Bronco."

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

1 year

Independent front and rear suspension modules should make it easy to configure turtles for all kinds of body styles but they're all vans, weird

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

10 months

A TORNADO JUST TOUCHED DOWN IN ALLEN TEXAS! A *Chevy* Tornado, which is still definitely worth all-caps 😳😮🤯

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

2 years

Dear person commuting to your job at P.F. Chang's in a teal blue, winky-eyed C4 on salad shooters: you rule 👊💪👍

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

2 years

Share your favorite factory graphics that GO HARD. Pic via @carsandbids , the buyer must have been STOKED

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

2 years

We've announced, but there's so much to do before the official launch. Like getting our new web server up and ready. This install is an ass-pain, and I wish I labeled these disks better.

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

2 years

It's true. @davidntracy and @JasonTorchinsky from @jalopnik are partnering with @BeauBoeckmann to start a new car-culture website for enthusiasts. The site is called The Autopian. The video gives a bit more detail, but if you want lots more, check out: .

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

2 years

Automan ran for a single season in 1983 and was, um, *not good.* But it did have a reflective-taped LP400 in the role of the "Autocar," so not all bad.

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

1 year

Important toy news:

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

8 months

The European Mind Cannot Comprehend This

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

1 year

Epic win

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@smashedmcdouble

1 year

>we had to leave our airbnb because it was so gross and book an emergency hotel >turns out the emergency hotel is hosting the celebration for the 40th anniversary of the pontiac fiero >god works in mysterious ways

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

1 year

RESPECT

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

2 years

If you've shared that stupid meme please share this instead.

It's Time To Stop Sharing That Meme With All The White SUVs Because It's Wrong And Stupid - The...

I bet you’ve seen a particular image floating around the internet, and, as someone who more than likely has more than a passing interest in cars, I suspect that you may have even looked at it, and...

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

1 year

Not those kinds of escorts, twitter 😬

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

2 years

OFFICIAL CAN'T-SLEEP CONCEPT CAR THREAD - Share a concept car that has really stayed with you. Here's the kickoff: Alfa Romeo 33 Navajo

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

10 months

Yes, thank you Tamiya, I will be ordering BOTH

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

2 years

WE ARE LIVE! WOOOOOOOO!

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

1 year

Catching up with @DougDeMuro 's latest and the buttons are GOOD

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

1 year

"The name of the car? ADOBE. The sassy new Mexican import that's made out of clay!" Perhaps the greatest SNL fauxmercial of all time 👊💪👍

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

4 months

Damn, should we be watching Bluey? Bluey sounds awesome.

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

1 year

Like if you can smell this GIF

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

2 years

"Gee whiz, I sent you to Kroger for milk like an hour ago. What took so long?" "Yeah I dunno"

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

1 year

Yes. I want it. Give it to me.

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

10 months

"OK, so we're gonna make plastic wheel inserts for the display tires in each store. They need to look good in all kinds of tires and will be used for years, so choose a classic, attractive design." "Classic, attractive, got it."

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

4 months

Crushed it

MadHatterCommander 🎩🐷

@MadHatter_LJ

4 months

how do we decorate this space?

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

9 months

I will be unavailable for the next 21 minutes and 46 seconds

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

1 year

Heckblendes aside, what car has the largest tail lights in proportion to the rest of the bodywork? Oldsmobile Alero gotta be top-3 at least.

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

9 months

Our guy Rob: "Today, my dream car arrived. Can’t wait to hold on to this forever. Needs some work, but I’m ready to handle the British engineering." Narrator: "But Rob was *not* ready"

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

1 year

Hmmm ...

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

7 months

Can't talk right now I'm busy

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

2 years

Monorail!!! Monorail!!! Monorail!!! Mono… DOH!

DFW Scanner

@DFWscanner

2 years

CAPTION THIS: (I30 and 360 area in Arlington)

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

2 years

It's 1am. This dude is on his way A. Home B. To another party C. Some other guy's girlfriend's house

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

1 year

Currently taking a deep dive into the Panasonic Cockpit line of overhead stereo systems. Standard equipment in the Lotus Essex Turbo Esprit!

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

1 year

"Hey yeah I'm gonna be a little late getting home, I'm stuck in the greatest traffic ever."

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

2 years

Dodge Dart GT with SPORT HOOD, yesss! Spotted at Buc-ee's and I got busted taking the photo 😬

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

1 year

Tell us about movie cars you like that aren't the usual suspects (so no Batmobiles, BTTF DeLorean, Mad Max Interceptor, Knight Rider, etc.)

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

1 year

Forget your astrological sign. This is the [ ROAD & TRACK ] month/year I was born:

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

1 year

This was an interesting choice

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

8 months

YES. Properly plump tires on sensibly rugged-looking wheels (Fuel Podium, I think). This is the way.

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

1 year

This was going to be a "hope they don't break their tail lights (cringe face)" tweet, but apparently you can get XLR tail lights for not-thousands-of-dollars on Ebay. But I took the photo, so here it is.

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

7 months

Transparent head cover on a BMW R1200 GS 👀 Via wildside_adventure on Instagram

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

2 years

OK this is embarrassing. Has anyone seen our balloon? We spent like $20,000,000 on this thing so we can check out C&Cs coast to coast, and now we can't find it 😬

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

8 months

The thing we're most grateful for this Christmas is @JasonTorchinsky not dying.

What It Feels Like To Have Your Aorta Explode And Almost Die - The Autopian

Okay, I’ll come clean: that headline is not really medically accurate in any way, and yet, somehow that’s exactly what happened to me. Or at least that’s what it felt like. What technically happened...

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

1 year

The Ridgeline HPD's wheels are A. Good B. Not good

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

6 months

Congrats to @pkligerman on his 4th place qualifying spot, and props also to @FS1 for that great chyron.

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

6 months

I'm sure you're impressed

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

11 months

(Morgan Freeman voice) He's right you know

Jake Hercules

@JakeHercules

11 months

@the_autopian Cars should come in more colors, and seeing these three together on a rainy day in Brooklyn makes the case even stronger

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The Autopian

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1 year

Hold up ... have I been rich this *entire time*?

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

1 year

That is a LOT of glass. The Humble Opel Astra Beat Tesla To The Punch With An Enormous Windshield:

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

7 months

OF COURSE I've heard of it, you don't know me DOUG

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

2 years

Little Tikes Cozy Hearse 😮 Via

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

1 year

What's she playing?

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

2 years

We just want everyone to know that when Koenigsegg's PR representative corresponds with @davidntracy , here's how she addresses him:

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

2 years

Tributes to @kblock43 have been coming in all evening from friends, colleagues, and fans. We've posted some of them here:

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

11 months

100% pooping my pants if I see the Wera screwdriver balloon in real life

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

10 months

Hot-rod 2CV for the win

David Burge

@iowahawkblog

10 months

Bonjour, mes amis! Back from France and ready to clock in for a #DavesCarIDService shift. I can tell you that American hot rod cultural imperialism is alive and well: 1931ish Renault Primaquatre 1956 Citroen 2CV 1934 Peugeot 201 1957-61 Simca Chambord

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

1 year

It's Wedgenesday! Reply with your favorite doorstops and fine cheeses 🧀

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

1 year

Playin' cars, pants falling down all over the place ...

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

2 years

The official reveal of the 2024 Ford Mustang isn’t for another hour, but we have it on pretty good authority that it’s basically this.

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

2 years

Yes ... HA HA HA ... YESSS

GPLaps

@GPLapsJake

3 years

The shortlived NASCAR Superspeedway Modifieds. From 1977-1979 these purpose-built aero monsters raced at the high-banks of Daytona. In 1980 legend Richie Evans turned a lap at 196mph average, prompting NASCAR to reevaluate the series. Perhaps a smart decision, but WOW

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

1 year

Yeah, GET IT first-gen RAV4!

𝓡𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓼 𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓽’𝓵𝓵 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓐𝓼𝓼

@ass_beaters

1 year

nailed it

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

1 year

"It's pronounced Por-SHA!" Two syllables!"

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

2 years

Just in case you were wondering what allows a U-Haul truck to slice through the wind so effortlessly.

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

9 months

Least-popular attraction at the LA Auto show, bar NONE:

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

2 years

You were just at this Kroger last night. You're back this morning for the milk you forgot. Do you rifle through the Hot Wheels *again*? A. No B. Yes, but only for a second C. Yes, thoroughly, I have a problem

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

9 months

Let's talk all-time-great taillights from a *functionality* standpoint. Which do their jobs best, even if they aren't the greatest looking? Here's the Ferrari F40 and its delightful bus lights for starters:

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

1 year

@SpeedSportLife "Yes. Yellow. Wheels too. Yes, red interior. Am I sure? Yeah, I'm sure. Is there a problem?"

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

1 year

Even though you're anticipating it, you will NOT see it coming 😬

michael

@banovsky

1 year

I bring you this at great risk Hope the occupant/s are OK

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

11 months

Absolutely getting photorealistic pizza-slice decals for these wheels

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

1 year

Name a more iconic duo, we'll wait

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The Autopian

@the_autopian

1 year

If I win Powerball, I'm buying an empty Carvana vending machine and filling it with snacks. Honeybuns the size of mattresses. Six-foot-tall candy bars. 200-pound bags of Skittles, each Skittle the size of an orange. Doritos as big as kites ...