Came out to my (conservative) dad last night. I can’t even explain the weight that lifted off my shoulders.
I bawled my eyes at the dinner table while my dad held me and told me how proud of me he was.
I am invincible. 🖤
You don’t know when she’s leaving the industry. What her future plans are. She has a full-time job. She’s in school. She’s has a company on the side. She has goals and savings.
Book the girl before she’s gone forever.
A bit of a more serious post. Last night I was filmed without my consent. Luckily, I caught him.
Always look around to see if anything looks out of place. Watch their actions. Get the camera and get out quickly.
A gentle reminder that all of our time is paid for. 🙏🏻
Just because you have an amazing trip/activities planned/nice hotel room and would like to bring us, doesn’t mean that our time is no longer compensated.
If someone told me before I started that I was going to have to be doing BOOKKEEPING and ACCOUNTING and MATHS and TAX PLANNING, I might’ve reconsidered.
Can’t I just be a hot girl who shows up and we do fun things? No? 😫
Boston & New York City ✨
It’s been way too long. I missed you.
BOS • July 17-20
NYC • July 20-24
Surrounding areas are a simple train or flight away (looking at you DC, CT, NJ). Inquire. 🌱
One of the best pieces of advice from a fellow SWer: remove your ego from your rates.
If you feel the need to lower your rates right now or offer “specials” to make ends meet or to just help you get by during this time, there is ZERO shame in that.
Now introducing (for however long I feel like it): San Francisco Summer Hours! 🌁
Lower rates for shorter appointments during weekdays and daytime hours ONLY! ✨
Details on my website (with new photos, new copy, and new FMTY rates)! 🖤
East coast, I’ll see you soon! ✈️
I still have some availability in NYC and DC! Take me out?
NYC • July 9-14
DC • July 15-17
Send me a love letter and let’s make it happen! 💙
Here I go and I don’t know why
I flow so ceaselessly
Could it be he’s taking over me
I’m dancing barefoot 🦢
San Francisco • Dec and on...
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✉️ thenataliebyrne
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I can’t encourage y’all enough to book the dinner date. 🍽️
That’s where the real fun happens - where we flirt over drinks and dinner and then you *actually* get to eat me up later.
The shorter appointments aren’t worth it and are priced that way on purpose. Book the dinner. 🫶🏻
Not a birthday suit, close enough. 😌 Happy birthday to me! 🎉
A big milestone this year. Spoil me?
✨Book a date:
📦 Wishlist:
📧 Gift cards: thenataliebyrne
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