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Natalie Byrne

@theNatalieByrne

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Your sanguine San Francisco sweetie. 🖤 Balanced, elegant, and whip-smart. The red hair is just extra. 👩🏻‍🦰 Meet me: booking @natalie -byrne.com

San Francisco (sometimes NYC)
Joined January 2019
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
@theNatalieByrne
Natalie Byrne
3 years
I’m not a person you find twice. 🕊
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Natalie Byrne
2 years
Came out to my (conservative) dad last night. I can’t even explain the weight that lifted off my shoulders. I bawled my eyes at the dinner table while my dad held me and told me how proud of me he was. I am invincible. 🖤
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Natalie Byrne
3 years
If you’re looking for trouble…🎸
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28 days
red heads 🤝🏻 green lingerie
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1 year
MIA KHALIFA WEARING FENDI 🪦
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Natalie Byrne
1 year
Help me fill my glass and I’ll help you with these straps. 🥂
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Natalie Byrne
5 years
You don’t know when she’s leaving the industry. What her future plans are. She has a full-time job. She’s in school. She’s has a company on the side. She has goals and savings. Book the girl before she’s gone forever.
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Natalie Byrne
10 months
Make your move. ♟️ Boston • Dec 6-9 NYC • Dec 9-13
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Natalie Byrne
1 year
Spring has sprung so let me put a little spring in your step. 💚
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Natalie Byrne
2 years
I would like to have sex with more women. Both in my personal life and as a hooker. That’s all. That’s the tweet. Thank you.🙏🏻
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Natalie Byrne
11 days
It’s not gonna take itself off. 🖤
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Natalie Byrne
2 months
See you soon east coast! ✨ DC • July 15-17 Boston • July 17-19 NYC • July 20-24 Can’t wait to catch up! 🐈‍⬛
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Natalie Byrne
3 years
No Twitter crop means you get to see my legs in all their glory!
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Natalie Byrne
2 years
I’ve been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks.
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Natalie Byrne
7 months
Stupid Cupid, stop picking on me. ♥️
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Natalie Byrne
3 years
You wanted daytime hours, I’ve got them. Evening hours too if you’re more of a night owl, like myself. 🌙 Dec 27-31 ☀️ Let’s toast to the new year. 🥂
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Natalie Byrne
10 months
Bottoms up! 🥂
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Natalie Byrne
3 years
This silk robe basically takes itself off. Help me with the rest? ❤️
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Natalie Byrne
4 years
I like my whiskey old and my men even older. 🥃
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Natalie Byrne
1 year
From the darkness, light 🕯️
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Natalie Byrne
1 year
Summer dress season is in full-swing babies. 💃🏼
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Natalie Byrne
3 years
Heard the views were fantastic in San Francisco…🌁 Let me show you.
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Natalie Byrne
5 years
A bit of a more serious post. Last night I was filmed without my consent. Luckily, I caught him. Always look around to see if anything looks out of place. Watch their actions. Get the camera and get out quickly.
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Natalie Byrne
1 year
🐦‍⬛ Boston • Oct 3-5 New York City • Oct 6-9 Detroit • Oct 10-12 Denver • Oct 19-20 Come find me. 🖤
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Natalie Byrne
3 months
Gold dust woman ✨
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Natalie Byrne
3 years
On the move! Visiting… NYC 🛬 Feb 9-11 DC 🚊 Feb 14-16
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2 years
Your sunshine girl ☀️
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2 years
😇
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2 years
Underwear as outerwear. ☀️
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Natalie Byrne
3 years
A gentle reminder that all of our time is paid for. 🙏🏻 Just because you have an amazing trip/activities planned/nice hotel room and would like to bring us, doesn’t mean that our time is no longer compensated.
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Natalie Byrne
10 months
If someone told me before I started that I was going to have to be doing BOOKKEEPING and ACCOUNTING and MATHS and TAX PLANNING, I might’ve reconsidered. Can’t I just be a hot girl who shows up and we do fun things? No? 😫
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Natalie Byrne
2 years
What’s sexier than a woman in a pair of fitted jeans? 👖 Nothing, in my opinion.
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Natalie Byrne
3 years
Dance card is filled! 🩰 I’ll be available for dates after my vacation starting on Oct 11th! ✨ Up next: NYC • Oct 18-21 🗽 SEA • Nov 5-8 ☕️
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Natalie Byrne
2 years
Looking at you, looking at me. Join me, won’t you?
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Natalie Byrne
3 months
Boston & New York City ✨ It’s been way too long. I missed you. BOS • July 17-20 NYC • July 20-24 Surrounding areas are a simple train or flight away (looking at you DC, CT, NJ). Inquire. 🌱
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1 year
This bralette is doing the lord’s work. 😬
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7 months
@dieworkwear Take your burrito!!!! 🌯 The left is the real VCA. ✨
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Natalie Byrne
2 years
More photos later but dang, I looked good (my date did too).🧨
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7 months
I’m ready. 🥀
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Natalie Byrne
2 years
Happy holidays from this naughty little helper. 💋 🪩 My wishlists are below with multiple price points if you’d still like to treat me! ❤️
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Natalie Byrne
4 years
The legs feed the wolf. 🐺
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Natalie Byrne
4 years
One of the best pieces of advice from a fellow SWer: remove your ego from your rates. If you feel the need to lower your rates right now or offer “specials” to make ends meet or to just help you get by during this time, there is ZERO shame in that.
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Natalie Byrne
1 year
What’s that saying about coming and going? 🫦
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3 months
Photoshoot finished (4 hours 😮‍💨) ✔️ Eaten alive by mosquitoes ✔️
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Natalie Byrne
1 year
5’8 and swingin’ on into your heart with these stems 🫶🏻
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Kat Wilde 🖤 Atlanta + FMTY
1 year
5’9 with lotsa leg and attitude
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Natalie Byrne
4 years
Casual work outfit for the day. Little peekabooty just for you! 🌝 Girls in glasses. Yes or no? 🤓
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Natalie Byrne
3 months
Now introducing (for however long I feel like it): San Francisco Summer Hours! 🌁 Lower rates for shorter appointments during weekdays and daytime hours ONLY! ✨ Details on my website (with new photos, new copy, and new FMTY rates)! 🖤
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1 year
The gold standard. 🏆
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12 days
When they talk about me, they talk about me the most. 🫶🏻
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1 year
Can you help me with something in the bedroom? 💣
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1 year
East coast, I’ll see you soon! ✈️ I still have some availability in NYC and DC! Take me out? NYC • July 9-14 DC • July 15-17 Send me a love letter and let’s make it happen! 💙
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1 year
In hard, out wet. 💦
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Natalie Byrne
3 years
Since I’ll be in SF now - I’m free this Valentine’s Day! Let’s make a day/date of it? ❤️
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Natalie Byrne
4 years
Here I go and I don’t know why I flow so ceaselessly Could it be he’s taking over me I’m dancing barefoot 🦢 San Francisco • Dec and on... 🤍 ✉️ thenataliebyrne @protonmail .com
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Natalie Byrne
2 years
Out of office 📄
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Natalie Byrne
2 years
Feeling a little brew-ti-ful today. ☕️
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Natalie Byrne
3 years
short hair, don’t care 💅🏻 all my photos moving forward will still have my long hair, you’ll have to deal ✨
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Natalie Byrne
1 year
I can’t encourage y’all enough to book the dinner date. 🍽️ That’s where the real fun happens - where we flirt over drinks and dinner and then you *actually* get to eat me up later. The shorter appointments aren’t worth it and are priced that way on purpose. Book the dinner. 🫶🏻
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Natalie Byrne
3 years
On the move again! 🛫 Available after 9/20 💌 Out of Office • Oct 1-11 ⛰ NYC • Oct 18-21 🗽 SEA • Nov 5-8 ☕️ Otherwise in SF! 🌁
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Natalie Byrne
3 years
Not a birthday suit, close enough. 😌 Happy birthday to me! 🎉 A big milestone this year. Spoil me? ✨Book a date: 📦 Wishlist: 📧 Gift cards: thenataliebyrne @protonmail .com
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Natalie Byrne
1 year
A reminder that not all money is good money. You don’t get to use a racial slur in front of me and continue to see me. 🗑️
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Natalie Byrne
11 months
Travel updates. 🐈‍⬛ Denver • Oct 19-21 Chicago • Oct 22-25 Come warm my bed in the fall. 🖤
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