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I asked Midjourney to make me the best Twitter profile and cover photos that could ever exist. I still do not think I am yet especially threatened by AI.

Joined November 2022
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Kenny was a good boy for nearly 19 years. A great mouser. Crossed the rainbow bridge last night.
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@thechosenberg They stole it. He’s 18. Pack up your stuff first, then report the theft.
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@CreepyOrg Bit my tongue off in a car accident. 8 stitches to reattach it and they completely missed with the numbing agent.
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@iluminatibot Those are called tunnels and they aren't a conspiracy they're just tunnels.
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@Cjhadley82 @lporiginalg ... Maybe she adopted?
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@Babygravy9 imagine being so sick of canada that you just die
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@_melinaed_ “if you are too smart for me to gaslight it means you’re manipulative”
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@JarretNoDegree @stillgray you don’t faint at 82* no matter how high the humidity is lol
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@Rainmaker1973 “Daily Journal Entry #1 ,739: They still believe I am elk. At this point, I don’t even know how to end the joke.”
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@Billy_be_nice @historyinmemes how do these people understand one another
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@DiedSuddenly_ As the vaccinated wanted to outlaw the unvaccinated… it is now time to think about preventing vaccinated individuals from operating motor vehicles. Not joking.
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@EmmanuelAcho @MiamiDolphins @cheetah @TheFacilityFS1 makes me livid that somebody thinks they can get pulled over for reckless driving then roll their windows up and make a phone call while cops are talking to them and NOTHING should be done this is classic rich man syndrome
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@onlyfights_ samoans got bricks for hands every school should have at least one well raised samoan kid
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@Robintheson @historyinmemes “Excuse me… my nervous system is UP HERE thank you.”
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@UpdatingOnRome "Meeeeeehmed..."
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@CameronWolfe black man getting paid millions of dollars to play a children’s game has a message regarding systemic racism. let’s all listen closely
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@EmmanuelAcho "you can promote your own humanity" Not if you're a straight white male.
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@Cobratate your life sounds extremely empty, bro
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@OliLondonTV Imagine thinking you need to indicate which one is the dude.
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@teetertooters "politely" see i spotted your problem right there
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@MollyJongFast Mass deportation wouldn't be necessary if individuals were deported and/or denied entry the way they're supposed to in the first place.
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@KellyScaletta she is referring to individuals who are part of a group she could say “his or her” but this is proper grammar
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@WallStreetSilv fluoride in the water supply
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@JebraFaushay He literally dehumanized himself by denying one of the basic realities of being a human so… about time he FELT dehumanized but he is misplacing the blame.
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@bennyjohnson Not sure that was all hell breaking loose, lol. Could've done without the hyperbole.
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@Sprinter99800 @Lukewearechange no video of him 48 hours earlier celebrating the decapitated babies? i don’t want to help israel but i feel ZERO sympathy for these people who encourage terrorists
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@ErinStuvek That woman probably murdered at least 3 of her own children.
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@InsaneRealitys If you’re riding too fast to stop, you’re riding too fast.
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@SouthlandPost long-haired blonde girl was in on it as well
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@Timcast He looks like a lesbian so actually pretty on-brand.
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@navygoat1 @elonmusk @JeremyDBoreing @realDailyWire The only mistake is that they did it to an account with enough reach to be able to make their voice and complaint heard. Rest assured you and I have no such protection.
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@GarbageHuman24 For fair comparison: Are people just uglier now?
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@awkwardgoogle this is insanely unhelpful
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@SoapySudBath @Cjhadley82 @lporiginalg dude i was joking was i not obvious enough?
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@RollTideBucky wtaf is "i was just treading lightly nobody said i couldn't swim" supposed to mean? you sound like a retard
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@cctvidiots Spoiler alert based on that face: She is also the other man.
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@FinancialPhys this is not difficult to understand they add gelatin so it doesn’t end up all over you as it melts there’s gelatin in a lot of stuff and it isn’t “fake”
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@reddit_lies she forgot to say “in minecraft”
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@XGavinMcInnes that’s what you get for bothering to watch the super bowl
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@iluminatibot If only there were some way to explain a sudden change in air pressure that could have blown out that ONE WINDOW. Way to zoom in so far that it isn’t immediately obvious that this is after the top has begun to collapse, which is what blew out the window. In a controlled
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@TheCriticalDri2 Then all they have to do is raise a quarter of a billion dollars to pay for another season. That's just $3,333/pc.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 interesting they walk like cats
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@Marcel_LJ we got a significant number of people too stupid to recognize this is a construction zone
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@StephanSturges @Rainmaker1973 climate change claims another
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 @pTeLaNOGHRtRPQ6 "whoop! almost forgot my house"
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@TacticalMech “everyone who disagrees with me is a casual”
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@FieldYates that’s how you get your QB injured next year
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@JUSTcatmeme these skits are getting worse
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@stillgray "Achmed, we can no longer rape!" "Why not, Mohammed!?" "... they have declared a NoNo Square..."
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@GoodReddit It’s probably a man.
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@KevinMoss216 PPP fraud has a loooooooooooong tail
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@GumptionAndCo @esjesjesj “iF I tYpE iT lIkE ThIs I dOnT hAvE tO fOrM a CoHeReNt ArGuMeNt”
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@GelbDraws It’s a tantrum. More should be induced which would bring an end to them.
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@EmmanuelAcho yup. tyreek acting like he’s being inconvenienced due being pulled over going 103 in a 55 like he shouldn’t be bothered. rolling up his window and generally acting like an idiot deserved WAY more than he got but here we are being lectured
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@iamyesyouareno if he had killed the cop they’d be calling him white
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@MaskedAntler beer is disgusting i’ll never understand the appeal
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@Not_the_Bee what. a. waste.
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@MattWallace888 @TuckerCarlson probably rethinking launching on twitter now that WEF Woman is on the way and censorship appears to be back on the menu here
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@crazyclipsonly Oh imagine that... a dude on a motorcycle going way too fast and acting like the entire world should be watching out for him instead of him watching out for himself. He drives like he wants to die and insists everybody else continuously saves his life.
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@The47thSamurai That isn't at all what he said, but you were obviously just looking for an opportunity to use the zinger you thought up in the shower.
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@Quantum_Woman @ChuckCallesto That is the dumbest thing you could have possibly said. That entire side of the car evaporated. A seatbelt was not saving anybody in that passenger seat. That seat went directly into the corner of the truck at ~80mph. Nothing was saving her. She was dead before being ejected.
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@ClownWorld_ Ya know, I don't think these two are actually brothers at all.
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@DrEliDavid @jordanbpeterson this stuff was evil the entire time and we should never EVER let it go
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@InternetH0F If you're going too fast to stop, you're going too fast.
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@transjewtalian By all means. Expose the hypocrites in the RNC ranks. You'd be doing us a gigantic favor.
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@LouRobbo20 @CreepyOrg lol no the needle went straight through my tongue and squirted the numbing stuff all over my gums and i couldn’t tell them what had happened
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@pearlythingz this chick has got to be trolling at this point right
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@shes_rADIAnt yes there is no cataclysm coming to save you from having to figure out old age
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@historyinmemes Why are all of their tattoos only 6 digits?
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@OliLondonTV Great. Now they can make it a freedom of speech issue as opposed to arrested him for the actual crime of breaking and entering and being a general public menace.
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@ElijahSchaffer perversion in this country is absolutely off the charts
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@rebelEducator Relax. The average person at 10% effectiveness tracking their own children is still 10x more effective than public school. Do the best you can consistently without freaking out and your children will be the next rulers of society.
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@navyhato How does all of this work with the fact that Africa literally still has not invented the wheel.
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@unusual_whales We CaN'T aFfOrD tO kEeP sEcUrItY gUaRdS aT oUr ScHoOlS
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@DakToCD88 so texas has no team?
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@Tp1stprescott @dak “so-called fans” how DARE we ask for more than .25 playoff wins per year HOW DARE WE
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@livmaredith one TD one quarter of a billion US dollars “learn ball lol hurrrr”
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@AltHistoryHub gonna be a movie called “2”
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@528vibes they’re drones why tf would aliens travel across the universe to put on a light show in california
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@ClownWorld_ Wait a second. This must be CGI. Those thieves aren't ALLOWED to have guns!
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@hodgetwins i just breathed on my screen while watching this so she’s got covid now
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@unusual_whales They will set up shell companies in the US to continue buying it up the same way they are buying Canada.
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@bennyjohnson pretty sure he vowed to do that kind of stuff the first time as well but he never revealed anything pretty sure i remember him mentioning area 51 specifically
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@Lj_Foster fkn lazy but at least you're honest lol
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@RogerHallamCS21 >climate change hoaxer 5 years isn’t enough.
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@Rainmaker1973 why can i see every feather on that weird chicken but we have zero believable UFO pictures
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@SoapySudBath @Cjhadley82 @lporiginalg the picture i responded to is the punchline
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@de_micho @iluminatibot you don’t have to melt the steel to liquid form to cause a collapse all you have to do is weaken it
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@JonErlichman he was already a billionaire when this picture was taken
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@blakebooming It's evolution of the black QB. Lamar is a running back.
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@Possiblyinabit I'm not MAGA and I hate Donald Trump, but 2020 was stolen.
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@FootsDaKing ceedee could clearly see dak was off when dak starts the game off, what invariably happens is an offensively inept day and if you’re lucky you get a late explosion when it’s too late ceedee’s problem is that he actually wanted to win the game
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@AdamHBeasley if he wasn’t tyreek hill, he’d be in jail for the speed he was most likely going, not on a field getting millions of dollars for playing a children’s game
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@AuthorKimberley thanks for injecting yourself into a matter that has less than zero to do with you
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@JackPosobiec @Timcast “Give us your kids willingly, or we’ll kill them” would be more accurate. Trans people can only procreate through corruption and theft of healthy children.
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@alx It's sexual abuse to turn down an ugly woman.
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@raggapegs both of those dudes deserved it
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@BuildingMoons @right_nai @RollTideBucky holy shit THIS is what you morons think "treading lightly" means? treading lightly means to walk carefully it has nothing to do with swimming
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