Thursday schedule is as follows:
8am - wake up
9am - lift
11am - sprints
12pm - eat a pound of ground beef
12:38pm - shit pants
1pm - 6 porch beers and Alan Jackson
7pm - hit the local Mexican joint
10pm - horny text women
11pm - regret decisions
Questions, comments, concerns?
I will not get arrested again
I will not get arrested again
I will not get arrested again
I will not get arrested again
I will not get arrested again
I will not get arrested again
I will not get arrested again
I will not get arrested again
Monkeypox has been declared a ‘Public health emergency of international concern’ by
@WHO
If declared a pandemic, we will have a twindemic along with
#Covid
. Hopefully that doesn’t occur.
Regardless, monkeypox is spreading & here’s what you need to know 🧵
Girl my roommates been hooking up with just walked in with a beard rash on her chin and my roommate can’t grow a beard. This morning conversation is gonna be interesting
Bucky’s top 5 albums in order
5. AM - Arctic Monkeys
4. Elisabeth - Zach Bryan
3. Ramblin Fever - Merle Haggard
2. Live on Red Barn Radio - Tyler Childers
1. Diamonds and Gasoline - Turnpike
Subject to change but I stand by it
Buckshots schedule today
10am - wake up and dry heave
11am - drive 3 hours up 95
2pm - arrive and pick up 12 pack
6pm - finish 12 pack and get dressed (previously in boxers)
7pm - hootie and the blowfish
9pm - find divorced mom of 2
10pm - shitpost on twitter
Objections?