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founder of something new/old | x M&A guy at Google | investor in 50+ via @launchhouse | writing | follow for startup advice & subpar memes

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7 months
a lot of new followers (thanks for that!) in the past week, so allow me to reintroduce myself. I'm brett! designer/product guy from the Bay Area and founder of a v cool startup in NYC that I think will change how 1B people live and work outside of that, I manage a small fund
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6 months
this is insane cashier is literally zooming into nyc from the philippines
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3 months
what is a good minimalist backpack that doesn’t make me look like i’ve never talked to a girl
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4 months
@annaarthoe - plant medicine - near death experience - quit a toxic job or relationship - meet your life partner
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2 months
we live in the real life silicon valley comedy: - two young prodigal hacker/founders are at each others throats building competing AI pin startups - both startups are named Friend - one spends 1.8M to buy the Friend domain and launches on international friendship day - the
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Sora's video quality seems impossible so I dug into how it works under the hood it uses both diffusion (starting with noise, refining towards a desired video) and transformer architectures (handling sequential video frames) read on 🧵
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11 months
this is what I come to this website for
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3 months
guy sitting next to me in this cafe just came up with a great name for his business. I just bought the domain name for it.
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initially i was really excited but now my mind is wandering to this dystopian future where you live in this concrete jungle and none of the businesses you interact with have actual humans in them maybe a punishment for us not treating retail workers more human
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6 months
only takes a short hop to imagine the near future where this is an AI avatar
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3 months
pick your poison live in SF - increase your startup's odds of success 3x - decrease your odds of finding a life partner 100x live in NYC - increase your startup's odds of success 1.5x - increase your odds of finding a life partner 100x
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3 years
18: can I buy some wine? USA: no that's illegal & irresponsible 18: can I go $70,000 in debt for education? USA: we encourage it
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I went looking for some good UI design inspiration but instead, I fell down the rabbit hole of designers competing to create the worst UI possible happy to announce I won't use any of these hilariously awful bangers: 1/ the best way to limit username size
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ambition in NYC = get rich ambition in LA = get famous ambition in SF = change the world
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@soona I like how dubrovnik, the most croatia city in croatia culturally is literally in the least croatia part of croatia geographically
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6 months
company is called “happy cashier” no website but operating in 5 asian fast food places in new york city
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3 years
jewish people chinese people 🤝 chinese food on christmas
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5 months
zuck's leaked 2015 email on facebook's VR/AR strategy is a wild read I did an AR strategy project for the CEO of Google when I worked there and this is next level. 2500 words of pure brilliance from zuck on investing billions in VR/AR and acquiring unity. I obv had to dig in🧵
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the tech industry has this obsession with building the "wechat of the west" billions of dollars have been invested in creating new super apps over the years yet we still don't have one. why? 🧵
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3 months
@WillManidis - what you do for work - who you marry - fries or side salad
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I worked on Google's M&A team when we were doing 40+ acquisitions a year 21 things founders should know about getting acquired 1. your team will likely have to pass interviews at the new company, so hire well. 2. every time your valuation increases, the number of potential
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i love that this was steve jobs' favorite piece of art perfectly encapsulates what made him brilliant and one of the most important skills for founders - being able to simplify things down into their most essential form
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7 months
this room temperature superconductor stuff is absolutely insane I dug around to find out how they work and how the world is on the verge of a complete transformation because of them read on 🧵
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3 years
startups are sports teams, not families you have to put the best people in the right positions to win.
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2 years
can’t believe how many 4.0 students i knew in college are doing nothing interesting with their lives
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4 years
My dude. Now is not the time for b2b saas tweets
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6 months
just stumbled on sequoia's 2005 investment memo for youtube when I was on google's M&A team, we considered it the best acquisition in the history of the company It's 41 pages of juicy details on why they invested (thanks for the lawsuit, Viacom) I obviously had to dig in🧵
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7 months
someone will always be in a better position than you, but you can still beat them if you care more
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3 months
why is this in every pitch deck
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5 years
A designer I know told me his PM writes jira tickets that just say "make onboarding easier" or even "increase retention" 😂
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3 months
to be clear my current backpack makes me look like i’ve never talked to a girl
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brett goldstein
4 years
My dad died this Friday. Despite knowing this was coming for 8 years (he had a neurodegenerative disease), saying goodbye is still tough. Give your dad a hug for me if you can.
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Name that startup █    █  █  █  _ the growth the twitter hype
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6 months
@GloboGymCapital @TanArrowz overall it was much more positive and experience the cashier was much more friendly than any in person cashiers in new york maybe says more about new yorkers than the service tho…
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5 months
the real money in refrigeration wasn't made by the people who invented it but by brands that leveraged it like Coca-Cola. LLMs are gonna play out the same way.
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why is it only socially acceptable for immigrants and conservatives to be proud of being american
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3 years
how to pitch your startup by stage: - pre-seed: "this space is massive and my team was born to tackle this problem" - seed: "same as pre-seed + look how fast we're shipping" - A: "same as seed + we hired a killer team and are seeing traction with a scalable product"
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6 months
i’m on a flight rn person on my left is eating skittles and watching netflix person on my right is eating mcdonald’s and watching sports i’m eating raw broccoli and chicken while working on some figma designs getting death stares from the others
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4 years
Psychology is the most underrated major in tech. UX, growth, management, etc all boil down to understanding how people think.
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what cities make you too much of: - LA makes you too soft - NYC makes you too hard - SF makes you too weird - Boston makes you too nerdy
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1 year
my dude now is not the time for b2b saas tweets
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3 months
@DrewCDennis nothing says “i’m from central europe and i haven’t been on a date in 3 years” more than this
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8 months
design is vastly undervalued in the Silicon Valley @bchesky who is actually a designer, lays out characteristics of great designers that are actually the exact same for great founders/CEOs. "I design the company. I design the product... and designing starts with curiosity. you
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2 months
also don't forget the significantly older, veteran founder bouncing around the background also building an AI pin also dropping videos subtweeting the competition and negging investors
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@gregisenberg so bad their designers should go straight to jail
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3 years
excited to announce @launchhouse 's $12M series A led by @andrewchen of @a16z 🧵
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@ash_lmb creating a prettier version of the midwit meme is the ultimate mitwit move
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2 years
I would like to see a startup create a netflix series as a marketing strategy
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4 years
Soul was great. Couldn't stop thinking about this tho
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3 years
there are two founders in our current cohort that declined going to stanford and YC respectively to build their startups welcome to the future where great founders don’t need institutions
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@JoshDance i would really not want my dentist to zoom in from another country
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4 months
the most successful founders I know are always pissed off about something
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3 years
some of the most successful founders ever started startups because they couldn't land jobs
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2 years
first time founders think that hiring a big team is a sign of success when its actually the opposite
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TIL sam altman’s first co was a cliche location sharing app and he used to wear a double popped collar if he can glow up, so can you
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TIL the lead singer of system of a down founded a successful vertical SaaS startup for jewelers
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@davelu the angst of a 5'7" man is powerful enough to move mountains
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7 months
I was reading into e/acc and fell down a much deeper rabbit hole - the history of accelerationism humans on the moon, the atomic bomb, and AI are all outcomes of choosing progress over fear how humanity has benefited from these movements & why we need them:🧵
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@awwstn no girls will ever talk to me if i wear this in new york
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4 years
Calendly is 100x faster to set up a meeting than going back and forth with times on email. That said, sending a Calendly link still feels weird. Anyone know why?
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@carmguti trash UX is a symptom of entrenchment / anti-competitive practices I'd set up a government agency to investigate every product with horrible UX
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9 months
I don't believe in venture studios @naval sums it up perfectly here that the scarce resource in startups isn't ideas or capital which is what venture studios provide its entrepreneurs who are motivated to slog through the idea maze to solve a problem they're obsessed with
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6 months
pretty crazy that GPT3.5 can outperform GPT4 through an agentic workflow reminds me of folks I've worked with in my career who outperformed people who were much smarter merely because they had a better process
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@signulll the most competitive industries and universities tend to be dominated by asians, indians, and jews all of whom emphasize academic achievement as a core part of their culture makes sense these groups tend to intermarry
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early sign of a startup on the decline is the founder picking up side projects and attending a lot of events
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3/ vivaldi would be proud
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founders adding “AI” to their landing pages and pitch decks
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@aripap they could have easily made it a smile but its so authentic that it isn't i love it
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@2024dion no you havent bro
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the most brilliant people I know: 1. are truly humble 2. are curious 3. love to argue 4. are controversial yet flexible 5. are willing to be wrong 6. are surrounded by other great people 7. know life isn't binary what else?
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hot take - where you live still matters we chose LA in the early days of our consumer startup and we would have failed anywhere else here are 9 reasons I’m bullish on LA:
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4/ the ultimate scientific date picker
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if you're looking for a cofounder, you need to hear this
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3 years
web3 is basically a psychedelic "the deeper I go into web3, the less I relate to people who haven't and the more I question the actual nature of reality" (ht multiple people lately)
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when I worked at Accenture on the R&D team, I had a project where we built a system kind of like this it was a good idea since ACN has the largest outsourcing operation in the world (millions in the Philippines) but this was 2013 and the technology.... wasn't quite there.
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3 years
I've officially moved to LA. we may not be as rich as the folks moving to Miami, but we're definitely hotter.
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10 months
true or false if a candidate fails an interview within 5 minutes it’s ok to tell them and end the interview early
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4 years
Just got the first payment for my first startup ever. What is this feeling?? 🤩
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steve jobs did calligraphy paul graham did art garry tan was a designer see a pattern?
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one of the best things I did for my career was take a year off it felt wildly indulgent at the time - I pulled out of interviews with Uber, Doordash, Stripe, and others in their early days to bounce around the world for a year without a job but as Altman rightly puts it here -
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4 years
99% of product managers think more critically about PM interview questions than their actual products.
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@lopez4schools ask some of the engineers at open AI what they make and what they studied in college
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being a founder is lonely af you'll meet tons of people for networking, building your team, marketing, and fundraising, but the journey is still lonely. I ran a 1000-member community and I still felt the loneliness. @bchesky puts it well - "the world will isolate you into a
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3 years
my dad passed away a year ago today every child spends their lives trying to make their dads proud and this year feels like the first year I might have done it feels incredibly bittersweet but I'm also so grateful
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@TrungTPhan TJs reverse engineers independent CPG companies' products what goes around comes around bruh
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notion is like the 3-in-1 shampoo/conditioner/body wash of productivity tools you can definitely do it, but it's not recommended
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3 years
the best product people I know are anthropologists they deeply understand - human psychology - the history of technology + society - pop culture - behavioral economics - game theory
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@AviSchiffmann creative direction on this was 100/100 gj
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how do you create things no one else can? stop being mimetic and ask yourself what do you know that no one else does
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4 years
"The single largest beneficiary of remote work will be India. It has the largest population of English-speaking, STEM-trained talent in the world." - @naval (via clubhouse) 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
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4 years
I got the second dose of the moderna vaccine today. Was feeling conflicted about it (I qualify but I'm obviously young/healthy). And then I went to the facility and there was almost no one there and heard they've been throwing out vaccines. Just get vaccinated if you can.
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1 year
i like to invest in founders that are mad about something
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brett goldstein
5 years
Having a ridiculously short commute (10 min walk) may have actually degraded my quality of life. Been reading and listening to podcasts a lot less than when I had a >30min commute. I also feel some cabin fever not really leaving the same area of SF during the week
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4 years
A lot of people don't realize this: the most famous tech writing isn't actually about tech at all - "Competition is for losers" - @peterthiel (game theory) - Status as a Service - @eugenewei (psych) - Startups are Risk Bundles - @lpolovets (probability)
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2 years
founders working through weekends and bear markets are the ones to bet on
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11/ took me just 15 clicks. a fun datepicker tbh.
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the biggest distractions for founders: in NYC: the city in SF: technical rabbit holes that don't move your metrics in Europe: low-ambition people looking down on you
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Them: you know what's cool? ✨A billion dollars✨ You: meh... I'd probably be happier running a sub $10M ARR lifestyle business with a few buddies.
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3 years
startups are exciting again thanks for saving us from b2b saas hell crypto fam
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@steph_zunz we’re still ethically opposed to leg days apologies
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@rbhuta95 yea there was! good question. I did ask her a few questions - turns out she can control the POS system remotely!
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