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@Salute_DeezNutz

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Gon head and see how quick this Marvin Gaye and Chardonnay can turn to Uncle Luke n Absolut. Heels. Falcons. Dawgs. Hawks

Where it's Greater
Joined May 2010
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Just so I can pin it.
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Bring back XBOX Live toxic chat lmaooooo
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This still one of the funniest videos to ever grace this website.
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Please be fr
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vine is not funny when u rewatch it i’m so sorry
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So. My lil cousin is enjoying her first semester at Hampton University. And if you know, then you just know. 😭😭😭😭😭
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Went back to find the original ss cause them time stamps wild as hell.
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The Same Wound Flav? - New York
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Fellas, what’s the wildest/craziest thing a woman has asked you for when you just met them?
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This really always gonna be funny. 😭😭
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A neutron walks into a bar and says "how much for a drink?" The bartender says "for you? No charge!"
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Dawg. Fucking imagine lmaoooo
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Nigga said "I know being gay ain't a choice. Because ain't NO WAY a black dude wake up one day and says 'yanno. This being black shit is too easy.' and decides to double down on hardships" And I am CRYING. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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WE GONNA DISCUSS THIS DAMN IT.
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Niggas said that High School American History is just a White People Highlight Tape, and I ain't been the same since.
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This one got me. 😭😭
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Ok ok ok. But fellas is this gay??
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The older generation: Your music is all about drugs and women. No substance at all. That same generation:
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Udjsnssjhsksgsjsvs
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When the head fire but she keep switching up the flow so you won't nut:
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I know I'm going to hell but idc this shit is GOLD 😭😭😭
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please quote tweet a video that never ceases to make you laugh… i need a good laugh right now.
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I - I - I - I Be on it All night Man I be on it ALL DAY. Straight up. Pimp if you want me you can find me in the AYYYYYY
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Just the imagery is hilarious 😭
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Hear me out: to catch a predator but with Stephen A Smith
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John Witherspoon one of the funniest niggas ever. LMFAOOOOOOO
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Still one of my favorite videos to ever touch this app
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Niggas awareness be on zero. Tryna be a hero on candler road, at da gas station, in the middle of the night.
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Man goodnight dawg.
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Shorty had them:
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This has taken the place of the new funniest video on Twitter.
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Next time she piss you off.. don't cheat. Because black men don't do shit like that. Just go out to dinner by yourself at that place you know she like. And post your plate.
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Iight.
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THIS the face too. 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Everybody got one in the family.
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Women really be on our head about playing the game all day when shit like this is happening. Lmaooo
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Never heard bout Meg doing no shit like this until this happened.
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Y'all gotta forgive her man. She come from a real long line of real ass niggas.
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Honestly yall missing the point here. This a woman that hit me today after I tweeted the first picture. 😭😭😭
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Outside
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BLËUSKI
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Iight y’all post how y’all looked in 2010 since y’all got so many jokes lol
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Women gotta be the most annoying people on the planet.
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We used to do this shit once a day lmao
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Sent her a couple dollars off the strength. My girl you can be drippy in Nike if you wanna be drippy in Nike 😭😭😭
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🗣🗣 SPREAD DA CHEEKS LAY DA MEET!!!
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So anyways. Yeah. 10 Crackheads > 1 gorilla.
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Ay, no cap. The word "nigger" is like..... Top five things white people ever came up with. Y'all ain't got a WHOLE lot of good ideas, but y'all got that one. Shame y'all can't say it.
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How soon y'all forget
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Y'all need to be stopped.
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Also, for what its worth..... Seeing this gentleman in the orange here is the exact moment I knew I wasn't going to the grave without experiencing a cocaine high
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@ONEBANKSLY Made it to the beginning
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Lake Lanier-- Gainesville, Georgia. 😩😩
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The setup. The Fatality.
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Go Massa! Go Massa!! Go Massa!!! #IfSlaveryWasAChoice
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Like come on bro
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Cam Newton was down TWENTY FOUR to ALABAMA in 2010 (That was the Julio Jones team) with *ONE* other NFL player on the roster. AND WON THAT GAME. Recency Bias be damned, Cam Newton is the greatest college football quarterback EVER.
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When you pull up on the wrong side of checkers without a passenger:
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Y'all gotta forgive her man. She come from a real long line of real ass niggas.
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Next you gotta Google how to let that hurt go. RT @ImTooMuch : Lol just googled my ex and she's married. To a lame. http://t.co/NfGiQv7jMi
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@andrecrosdalee When you get told to go pull a card
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Top Five Avengers as of Infinity War: 1. Thor 2. Thor 3. Odinnson 4. Loki's Brother. 5. The only god in the avengers.
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Her: Im not in the mood. Me:
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I watched Reggie Jackson bring the ball up against the Memphis Grizzlies in '14 and looked off Kevin Durant AND Russell Westbrook on BACK TO BACK POSSESSIONS with like 1 minute left. The boy is a psycho.
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Dion waiters ain got SHIT on Reggie Jackson’s confidence.
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I'm crying
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Me: I’m in yo city 😎 Her: be safe💕
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Ion care if it's $3. It's mine.
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@losherb SICKENING
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Dawg why is this shit so fucking funny. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Jon Snow, Eric Snow, Hustle n Flow.... Don't matta. Night Kang in Fo'
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When that beat flipped, future said
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Nobody running up on Mike with that homophobic nonsense. Lmaooo
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Then this Nigga had the nerve to look around like "WHO MAN IS THAT??" 😭😭😭
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What year was this? 😭😭
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Say man..... When y'all take this tweet to Facebook, just do me a favor and crop my name out. My momma on there, man.
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A) I'll never try to save a ho. B) Ill never try to save a ho that's getting her ass beat. C) I'll never try to save a ho that's getting her ass beat on Candler. D) Ill never try to save a ho that's getting her ass beat on Candler at 4am. E) Ill never try to..
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Might as well had been a movie😭
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Y'all parents used to be WILD
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Ayo If the whites ain't calling you a nigger in your messages, you not good at the game, and that's facts. 😭😭
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City Boyz vs Hot Girls
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Iono why I woke up at 7am on a Sunday with this on my mind.
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Put out a hit on his barber.
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I ain't got shit to shamelessly plug, so imma just shout out the dudes that be making these videos, @BreadedChickenn and @TraeFlocka . Here go a link to another one too.
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Sent her a couple dollars off the strength. My girl you can be drippy in Nike if you wanna be drippy in Nike 😭😭😭
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My heart so warm rn
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"How he stay faithful in a room full of hoes?"
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Dawg. Hcjshdjsjshdjdshhshxhdhsjdhdhsbxh
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FUCKING STILL BRUH LMFAOOOOOOOOK
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One thing I do wanna say about this is... Y'all not lame, corny or any of that for getting a slightly intellectual joke like this.
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Nigga FLAMED New York 😭😭😭😭😭
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@e_asy1 @blueivynet @block19_ @symonejaee "Do bad bitches eat breakfast?" Idk how we ended up here but can we get an answer? 😂
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Hollup. You play for the clippers nigga.
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Swear to god I am done wit NFL @AtlantaFalcons my goddess!!!!!
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It's ok to be smart.
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Ion normally post porn on the TL but got DAMN baby.
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Biscuits burning.
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Is Antonio Brown really that good, that he keeps getting all of these opportunities to play? I don't remember him being that good, that he'd continuously be worth the headache.
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I keep watching this gif HOPING that a titty gon fall out.
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But kawhi got a ring. Steph got a ring. I don't understand.
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High praise.
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20/hr only sound good cause minimum wage is 1/3 that.
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$20/HR ON 40 HOURS IS ONLY $41,600 BOY LMFAOOOOOOOOO TALMBOUT SOME REDISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH
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