TJ @teeeeeej__ Twitter profile

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6 years

@LawrenceBJones3 My man you are wearing a tactical knapsack that can double as a children’s Halloween costume

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@andreagrimes @CariMarshall11 they're all gonna endorse him

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@prageru

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@OsitaNwanevu following the Hillary strategy of disappearing for weeks at a time

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@Amy_Siskind @BernieSanders @vplus remember this?

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@EoinHiggins_ Leonard by far the funniest considering it was 3 days ago

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4 years

@GarbageApe feel like there’s a big crossover here w the people who got mad at jacobin for saying we should get rid of open container laws last summer

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5 years

@SecPompeo war pig

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@neeratanden @mattyglesias i hate working together with the hard right

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2 years

officially a lawyer

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2 years

this is for sure a controversial take but I’d rather do another year of law school then study for and take the bar exam

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3 years

an admitted student sitting in on my Habeas class took more notes than me today

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@teeeeeej__

5 years

@karpmj North Carolina too

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@teeeeeej__

3 years

whole tl is "bar prep" this and "write-ons" that, I just wanna grill for god's sake

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5 years

@neeratanden thanks for endorsing Bernie Neera!

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5 years

@HoarseWisperer @TVietor08 the Aetna Horse is mad again

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@teeeeeej__

4 years

putting together a highlight tape of my cold calls throughout the semester and giving it to my friends as holiday gifts

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5 years

@LizardRumsfeld

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2 years

no comment at this time

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2 years

the haters are gonna be shook when I book habeas

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3 years

our deli had one of the owner’s kids working the counter this morning, couldn’t have been older then 12, and when he told me my coffee and water was $12 I believed him and handed him my card. then he proceeded to absolutely roast me for falling for it

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2 years

Packing up to leave a place you love is so depressing but I just found my old copy of Getting to Maybe which I didn’t read a lick of lol

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3 years

36 hour bender? Y / N

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3 years

My cousin got engaged today and all I could think to comment on her Instagram post was “let’s gooooo”

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@teeeeeej__

4 years

Mich Law should bring back the high school / middle school tradition of posting our schedules as a Facebook status and then commenting what classes we have together

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5 years

@cushbomb these are the people that Kurt Schlichter thinks are gonna take up arms for the “free states” in the second civil war

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3 years

gotta say, I’m quite excited for school this fall

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5 years

@GarbageApe @virgiltexas annotation of this always kills me

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4 years

waited in line for a bar last night, didn't even get in, and it felt pretty amazing

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@teeeeeej__

11 months

friend of gf broke out a Chris Collinsworth impersonation at a bar and I immediately clocked him as a Bill Simmons pod fan. bonding moment

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2 years

everyone congratulate me for finishing my law degree by writing 40 double spaced pages of dogshit in a little over a week

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5 years

@BernieSanders king

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@teeeeeej__

4 years

whenever I stay with my parents I revert to obscene levels of laziness. Like I literally just walked downstairs to get some wine, saw that the bottle in the fridge hadn’t been opened yet, and was like “ehh I’ll wait till someone else does it”

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@teeeeeej__

2 years

today is my birthday so no drama, or disagreeing with me or not praising me please

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3 years

ate two burritos for breakfast 👍

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3 years

alone in the apartment. might drink some beers in my underwear

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4 years

approaching 800 unread lawOpen emails. Nature is healing

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4 years

Rep. Debbie Wasserman-Schultz introducing the “Ya’ll Better Thank Stacey Abrams!” Act on the House floor. Instead of $2K, All Americans will get a free pen and paper to write a thank you note to Stacey Abrams.

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@teeeeeej__

3 years

opening a breakfast shop in Prospect Heights where I litter the place with signs saying like “non double-maskers need not enter” and “at this table, we do not tolerate misogynoir” but also paying my staff $4 an hour

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2 years

the haters are gonna be shook when I book habeas

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3 years

flight attendant gave me two free beers

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2 years

thinking about bills beer garden

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6 months

they were convinced by @FatherShampoo ’s “note” for the Michigan Journal of Race and Law that never got published

Pete Thamel

@PeteThamel

6 months

Exclusive: Reggie Bush is getting his 2005 Heisman Trophy back, ESPN has learned, with a formal “reinstatement” of the trophy coming today. The decision comes amid what the Heisman Trust calls “enormous changes in the college football landscape.”

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2 years

litman and deacon are at grotto right now. gonna confront her about not booking habeas #robbed

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4 years

NEW Michigan Daily Op-Ed: “Yes, I’m fully vaccinated, but here’s why I’m gonna keep souse viding my mail and why you should too”

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2 years

making a reddit account just to post "now that I passed....we need to keep that exam!" in r/barexam just to see how mad everyone will get

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4 years

if Biden can get me $1200 and injected w a vaccine by April, I’ll become a full twitter Resistance guy. I’ll make memes where Kamala is Damn Daniel and where her shoes are “accountability”. I’ll ghost tweet for Brian Schatz and make jokes like “Narrator: It was not fake news”

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4 years

getting so drunk you badly sprain your ankle in your own apartment? that’s the TJ promise

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10 months

@CentristMadness

Michael Tracey

@mtracey

8 years

A prime reason why Hillary is now a national disgrace: her campaign was one of the most viciously xenophobic in US history (Russophobic)

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5 years

@BarstoolRadio @stoolpresidente

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2 years

you’d never find @FatherShampoo in one of these last year. would not be anywhere NEAR the law school on Friday

Michigan Law School

@UMichLaw

2 years

Photos of four Friday classes: 🔹Law and Psychology w/ Prof. @rosesomm 🔹Cross-Border Mergers & Acquis w/ Prof. Alicia Davis 🔹Immigrant Justice Lab w/ Prof. Amy Sankaran 🔹Torts w/ Prof. @shershovitz

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3 years

how @FatherShampoo wished me good luck for my interview this morning

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7 months

if you talk like this you are 10x a bigger loser than any Hamilton super fan

Tyler Austin Harper

@Tyler_A_Harper

7 months

The HRC + Lin-Manuel Miranda tag team represents the pinnacle of multicultural neoliberalism. Hamilton is the Bible of the multicultural managerial class: replace some old white guys with browns and women while leaving everything else intact and you get [jazz hands] “justice.” 🤗

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4 years

a Rat Race sequel where different groups of Michigan students and Ann Arbor families try to get to a rural Ohio pharmacy to get the last vaccine of the week

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4 years

*whenever I get ~3 beers in me “Bro, Drake fucking slaps”

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2 years

I did civpro practice questions

Kevin Durant

@KDTrey5

2 years

Did u add to your legacy today? If so, what did u do?

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2 years

just walked by two undergrads at brown jug eating pancakes and eggs (?) but also espresso martinis

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4 years

thinking about the time at the tail end of this semester when I hooked up my computer to a Bluetooth speaker and listened to my noon - 1pm writing class while I took a shower

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4 years

if you post a vaccine card on Instagram, you’ll get an automatic “let’s goooo” dm from me. people on the fence should keep that in mind

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3 years

take me back

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3 years

not me, gonna drink beers instead

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4 years

I miss crowded upco

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3 years

the amount of work I have to do over the next 10 days is truly gonna be miserable and it’s entirely because I blew off every single obligation I’ve had over the course of the semester

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2 years

this motherfucker just touched and concerned my land

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2 years

ordering some pizza on this beautiful Sunday night

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3 years

almost friday

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4 years

one on the right looks like @FatherShampoo after too many breeze hits

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5 years

law school classes are all on video conference now so I’ve decided I’m keep a Woody Page-style white board message in the background for each day like I’m on Around the Horn

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4 years

shut the fuck up

The Michigan Daily

@michigandaily

4 years

Opinion | Not so fast with Fall 2021 optimism

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2 years

dude it’s this super low key spot but they have the best widgets I’ve ever had

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1 year

having a “guy dinner” (rotisserie chicken over the counter w my hands)

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2 years

Bill’s night ?

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4 years

@ByYourLogic gonna have to agree with the big wet president on this one

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

5 years

The Never Trumper Republicans, though on respirators with not many left, are in certain ways worse and more dangerous for our Country than the Do Nothing Democrats. Watch out for them, they are human scum!

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3 years

Meet your #1LWolverines

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5 years

@RJC @GOP if you want @elivalley to draw you, just ask

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3 years

absolutely dominated my first pilates class yesterday. instructor was throwing me compliments nbd

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5 years

Starting a rumor that I was an extra on Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide

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4 years

bought a random long sleeve that says “NY Fly fishing” at an outlet store. Multiple people have complimented me on it and now I feel like I’m stealing fly fisherman’s valor

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3 years

In high school I had a habit of progressively losing all my pencils and pens over the course of a couple months. thought I'd be able to kick it in college and law school but apparently not!

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4 years

#NewProfilePic

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5 years

@randygdub more than one speech at the RNC in 2020 will be about getting kicked off twitter. Calling it now

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3 years

cannot believe I’m doing work on a weekend* *any time past 3pm Thursday

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3 years

“do I get yelled at? no. But I wouldn’t say they’re happy with me” - @FatherShampoo on not doing journal assignments

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4 years

go to a fully packed bar and drink 18 vodka sodas

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3 years

finally read a template of the motion I'm supposed to write by tomorrow. time for a 3 hour break

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2 years

As far as I can remember I always wanted to be a securities lawyer *goodfellas theme cuts in

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3 years

y’all’s pantry game like this? #pantry

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3 years

would like to drink on a boat right now

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3 years

yea sorry my paper was late, I was watching YouTube videos about old, since-demolished sports arenas for two hours

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5 years

@WhiteSoxSlater starting to think these people are just looking for an excuse to start supporting Josh Hawley or some day other “populist” freak

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3 years

no one says “drop and give me 20” anymore

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2 years

@FatherShampoo

CN Tower / Tour CN

@TourCNTower

2 years

Tonight the #CNTower will be lit blue for Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS) Awareness Month / Ce soir la #TourCN sera illuminée en bleu pour le Mois de sensibilisation au syndrome du colon irritable

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3 years

I got them

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3 years

should I get blundstones?

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3 years

stared way too long at the beef mini tacos at 7-11

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3 years

I am very hungover

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4 years

If tiktok gets sold to Microsoft, I’m glad all my data will solely be going to a much more transparent and democratically accountable institution like the NSA

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4 years

don’t talk to me until I’ve had my 3-4 cups of coffee

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2 years

about to order so much sushi

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3 years

dear supervisor, all the law in our circuit dealing with exact set of facts is pretty much explicitly not on our side. but here’s a concurrence from a district court from across the country that’s sort of persuasive if you look at it sideways.

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4 years

fellas wyd

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3 years

drinking beers on a river is very fun

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