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tiarne aka t-bone 🏴‍☠️🥀🕊

@tatty0ldthing

2 years

let’s talk about the symbolism behind the flowers in ofmd ! a thread 💐/🧵

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

“slut era” i say as i have a consensual workplace relationship

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

forget “quiet quitting”, i’m reading fanfiction on work time

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

as revolutionary as ofmd is we have to give credit where it’s due and pay our respects to robert de niro - the og gay pirate who fancies a fine fabric

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

there’s something so special about stede bonnet being an absolute loser and still bagging the hottest man at sea

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

cool cool the assistant director of ofmd has seen my flower thread and has sent it to the creative props team this is cool i’m feeling very cool and normal

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

in my slut era (getting high and staying up all night reading erotic fanfiction)

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

i know the sugar line is seen as a throwaway joke but sugar was expensive in the 1700s! stede would have grown up with sugar his whole life, possibly growing it too, but ed probably couldnt afford it and has never really tasted it before. so he’s having seven sugars w his tea ☕️

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

some people missed the fact that ofmd is a show that literally kills off every racist character in the most graphic and violent way possible and it shows

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@tatty0ldthing

9 months

bisexuals when someone takes a photo

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

i don’t understand how people say the first 3 episodes of ofmd aren’t funny as if stede bonnet trying to push an entire ship back into the ocean by himself isnt peak comedy

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

i really appreciate how our flag means death shows how childhood trauma can be carried into adulthood. you don’t just “get over it”. it still affects you and the way you interact with other people and the world around you

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

i love rhys saying he can’t grow a beard for season 2 as if taika grew all this

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

ofmd is unrealistic bc no one has ever been this happy to listen while i’m info dumping about my current hyperfixation

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@tatty0ldthing

7 months

the entire world shifted

sara david

@SaraQDavid

7 months

emailing art history experts what’s the cuntiest painting

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

might get cancelled for this but I find it disrespectful when people don't stand for the national anthem. personally, I think it's beautiful and I get goosebumps every time I hear the chain by fleetwood mac

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

fuck historical accuracy i want lucius drinking an oat iced latte out of a plastic starbucks cup

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

fanfic writers who have stede call ed “darling, love, dearest” while ed just calls him “mate” ?????????? love ur work keep it up

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

black pete thinking he’s the inventor of sandwiches is the wholesome ofmd detail i needed today thank you

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

he was a punk she did ballet

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

not to be gay but ofmd makes me feel like someone will actually love me for who i am one day

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

one of my irls wouldn’t watch past ep2 of ofmd bc they said it was a “low budget stereotypical pirate show that had been done before” and i’ve never wanted to use massive aggression more in my life

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

broke: i can’t wait for mary to find out that ed is blackbeard woke: i can’t wait for ed to find out that mary cheated on stede with DOUG

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@tatty0ldthing

1 year

i need you all to listen very carefully

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

the fact that blackbeard doesn’t correct izzy when he says stede is his boyfriend ?????

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

rip stede bonnet you would have loved crying in the work break room and then going back onto the floor and acting like nothing’s wrong

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@tatty0ldthing

9 months

this is what edward teach looks like to me

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

gays don’t want to hear “i love you” they want to hear “maybe we could just get away. start over. reset. we could be gone tonight. we could get a new boat, new names, new backstories, everything. we’ll go somewhere they’ll never find us. we’ll go to china.”

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

so i was planning to get a ofmd tattoo and then realised I ALREADY HAVE ONE ????

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

calico jack: in lots of ways, me and blackbeard are the same man… stede:

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

i was talking with one of my parents friends about how he found love again as a middle aged gay man and he didn’t think there was time left for that so of course i brought up ofmd and his face genuinely lit up he was so excited ?? this is why i love this show it’s so important

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

same face different font

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

i don’t have words to express how important ofmd is to me - so I got a tattoo instead 🍊🗡 forever grateful to the creators, cast and crew for the representation in this show 🏴‍☠️ Jim in particular has helped me feel so secure in who i am - so i can proudly say i’m nonbinary 🥹🧡

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

i’m not saying anything new but i love how the men of ofmd are written bc yes they are masculine as strong violent pirates but they are also masculine in that they call each other babe and they put on fancy dress and sew and tell bedtime stories and hug and care for one another

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

the fact they made stede the dad of the crew and didn’t have him say “i won’t hesitate to turn this whole ship around!” is the biggest missed opportunity in ofmd

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

well, he does now !!

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

I CANT BELIEVE I GOT AN OFMD TATTOO ON THE DAY OFMD GOT RENEWED ?????? HELLO ???????????

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

i will never get over ed practically climbing into stede’s lap when they kiss i finally have the clingy bitch representation i’ve been looking for

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@tatty0ldthing

11 months

don’t worry babe, i’ll still think you’re mysterious and cool even when you make a pair of wedding toppers look like you and your ex

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

samba not only sharing his orange cake recipe but being dedicated to sharing over 400 recreations is the cutest thing that has ever happened in fandom history i am so in love with this cast and this crew 🍊

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

the fact that Taika Waititi can sit next to Christopher “PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive 2014” Hemsworth and still be more attractive is so important to me actually

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

rip stede bonnet you would have loved taking your crew to build-a-bear

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

stede finding out that his crew can’t read except for lucius so he starts reading them bedtime stories is the cutest most wholesome part of ofmd

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

i hope ofmd continues having random celebrity cameos like just imagine the crew out at a market being served by jack black

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

right as the crew are throwing the books into the ocean the song lyric mentions “the crumbs i left behind” so what if blackbeard is leaving a trail of books as crumbs for stede to follow and find him ??!

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

therapist mentioned he has a lot of clients who are older gay men discovering their sexuality for the first time so you KNOW i made him write down ofmd to recommend to them

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

i don’t think rhys will ever understand how special it is that he, a presumably straight cishet man, not only plays a gay man with such love and respect but also genuinely supports LGBT+ by attending Pride with his family ??? he is so important to me actually

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@tatty0ldthing

10 months

our flag means fan service

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

hbo doesn’t have a marketing team to promote our flag means death they just have taika waititi

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

do you ever think about the fact that the main flowers in ofmd are edelweiss, lavender, and orange blossoms which can all symbolise eternal love and start crying

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

roach gave jim top surgery (canon)

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

any song can be blackbonnet coded if you try hard enough

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

my brain as soon as someone starts explaining card game rules to me

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

are you stede bonnet neurodivergent or edward teach neurodivergent

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

edward teach is the boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend from somebody told me by the killers

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

in 17th/18th century, two pirates forming a same-sex civil union was called “matelotage” and they shared incomes and inherited their partner’s goods after death Ed and Stede becoming co-captains, or “matelots”, is essentially a pirate wedding Ed and Stede and pirate married

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

married couples looking for a single 20-something year old bisexual to be their ‘third’ is always creepy and gross until it’s me and that couple is taika and rita

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@tatty0ldthing

11 months

idk man i just think it’s so special that ofmd took the dread pirate blackbeard and made him a moody teenage girl

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

the 1975 make a guest appearance in ofmd as a band called the 1717

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

so david jenkins said he could wrap up ofmd in 3 seasons so in s1 they found love, s2 they’re surviving it, well i want s3 to be after they’ve survived, and now they’re just *living* and it’s all domestic and sweet and lovey dovey honeymoon phase for 10 full episodes pls n ty

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

my fav part about stede talking to ed about whale sharks is that that scene was most likely unscripted so rhys just had a bunch of whale shark fun facts at the ready and i adore him for that

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@tatty0ldthing

1 year

this is how it feels being the only queer neurodivergent person at work

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

the fact that David Jenkins knows what matelotage is, knows it’s essentially a pirate wedding, then gives us ALL THIS WEDDING IMAGERY ???? like chauncey officiating in front of a crowd, the veil being removed, plus a legal binding document that’s only valid if they both sign ???

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@tatty0ldthing

11 months

oh he’s literally become the caricature of blackbeard that stede had and izzy used against him oh 🥲

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@honeybeesboy

11 months

COVERED IN GUNS

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

we all like to talk about how ed wore stede’s robe but we don’t like talking about how it’s the last thing stede wore before they got arrested together so it’s the item of clothing that smells the most like him and ed wears it while in a tent made of stede’s literal bedding

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

thank you nathan foad for letting us know vico ortiz has very soft lips i don’t know what to do w this information now

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

stede is princess bubblegum coded and ed is marceline coded

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

(gripping the table) i feel absolutely normal about this

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

very happy for the heartstopper and bridgerton fans getting multi season renewals absolutely not filled with a murderous rage and crushing jealousy

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

i like that the whole fandom has agreed on a mass headcanon that ed has kept the auxiliary wardrobe

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@tatty0ldthing

11 months

yeah sex is cool but have you ever had a bunch of stills from the next season of your favourite tv show drop unannounced after a year-long content drought

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@tatty0ldthing

11 months

i cant believe we’re getting a parallel of stede looking after sick ed i used to pray for this

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@tatty0ldthing

10 months

ed when stede comes back

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@northstardoll

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@tatty0ldthing

10 months

stede crossing out ‘dead’ and circling ‘alive’ on blackbeard’s wanted poster is such perfect cringe fail representation i love that lil loser w my whole heart #ofmds2spoilers

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

i’m really gonna miss ofmd exploring ivan and fang’s friendship i was looking forward to learning more ab their dynamic and their past together

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

everyone moved on but i’m still thinking about that tumblr post that said stede bonnet is the beauty standard of their time and would be considered conventionally attractive so it’s actually ed who bagged the hottest pirate in the seven seas

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@tatty0ldthing

10 months

hbo max spoiling their own show for clout is the most fascinating and blood-boiling phenomenon

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@tatty0ldthing

11 months

i cant believe disney based ursula off of wee john that’s so beautiful

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

i always say rhys darby and taika waititi are the perfect casting of stede and ed until i think about adam sandler and owen wilson

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

david and con coming to vouch for taika after he was slandered by that article is so cute i love this crew and their love for one another so much ????

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@tatty0ldthing

11 months

WAIT A SECOND DID THEY REDUCE REUSE RECYCLE THE UNICRON’S FOOT #OFMD2Spoilers

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@tatty0ldthing

11 months

PEG LEG IZZY ALERT #OFMD2Spoilers

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@tatty0ldthing

10 months

hanging out w someone who is casually very touchy feely when you are severely touched starved is so dangerous

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

ofmd has given me unrealistic expectations for love bc no one has ever broken down a bathroom door so they can comfort me while i’m having a panic attack

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

they’re a 10 but they rewatch ofmd at every minor inconvenience

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

idk man there’s something so special to me about stede bonnet calling a group of chaotic and violent pirates “sweethearts dealing with a fair amount of trauma”

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

wow so taika and rhys both tattooed cute little initials on each other and i can’t even get someone to hold my hand

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

edward teach gathering up all the dirty dishes in his room after his depressive episode is the most relatable piece of media i’ve ever seen

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

when ed isn’t the little spoon he is stede’s weighted blanket

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

are you a ‘The Best Revenge Is Dressing Well’ gay, a ‘This Is Happening’ gay, or an ‘Act of Grace’ gay?

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

people who get mad at stede for not realising ed was interested in him have never friendzoned themselves and it shows

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

ofmd is unrealistic bc stede doesn’t have a “naughty corner” to send the crew to for time outs

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

finally watching good omens the gays are so talented at peer pressure

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

ofmd fans, screaming, hyperventilating, snot running down our faces: r-renewal ?? hbo: listen to some classical music and calm the fuck down

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

what if ed’s eyes don’t glow anymore when he looks at stede in s2 what then

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

so you’re telling me vico not only improvised all of jim’s spanish lines but they completely translated jim’s diary entry from english to spanish too ??? that’s such a gorgeous insight into jim’s past it just proves how much vico cares about jim as a character

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@tatty0ldthing

2 years

Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️

@unhingedA03

2 years

peak romance is two pathetic men who love each other

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tiarne aka t-bone 🏴‍☠️🥀🕊

@tatty0ldthing

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finished watching thor love and thunder and i just gotta say: everyone owes taika an apology

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tiarne aka t-bone 🏴‍☠️🥀🕊

@tatty0ldthing

2 years

oh i’m fine i’m just thinking ab how stede and ed both tuck themselves away in the window after their breakups and stare out to sea waiting for their boyfriend to return

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tiarne aka t-bone 🏴‍☠️🥀🕊

@tatty0ldthing

2 years

lucius and pete calling each other “babe” and “baby” is so important to me actually

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tiarne aka t-bone 🏴‍☠️🥀🕊

@tatty0ldthing

2 years

y’all do NOT eat an edible and watch our flag means death i thought i was the flag

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