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@tattoo_jak

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Music. Tattoos. Art. Bikes. Boxing.

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@tattoo_jak
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4 years
@wilburnda4th Dude is wearing a bright orange jacket and camo leggings... Mate... Do you wanna be seen or not?
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3 years
@jortsftw @IAJOT771 @forensictoxguy Allow me to clarify, my friend...
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@tattoo_jak
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4 years
@Gardenofanime Yeh but Ash was strong af
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@tattoo_jak
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2 years
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@tattoo_jak
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6 months
@radicalricci What was he wearing? Maybe he was asking for it?
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@tattoo_jak
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1 year
@fesshole I hope for nothing but good things to happen to you
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@tattoo_jak
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1 year
@ManCityProp City….United. There ya go.
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3 years
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@tattoo_jak
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3 years
@tendthelight Nah ...why is it looking at me like that...🤢
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@tattoo_jak
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2 years
@SnapzEnt @vincentdonofrio Isn’t this the part where Spidey smacks the shit outta Kingpin for shooting Aunt May?
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2 years
@Armaan_0333 @onffthegrid @DiscussingFilm And still not a sequel or a crossover etc as they first said…so he’s still right.
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3 years
@musicstruggles1 His Mum is a real one.
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1 year
@ftbl_george @Ic3Evaa Trent? Trent ain’t fit to lace Beckham’s boots.
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3 years
@SheRatesDogs If there was ever a text to define gaslighting...
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@tattoo_jak
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6 months
@ChaponaBike123 @Rosetheatre Why did you try and overtake the other cyclist when the car was level with you both?
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1 year
@thesoccerwhiz Trent…has more than Beckham? Stay off the drugs.
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1 year
@JoshMUFC951 And they got there earlier! Don’t forget that! Key point of the match, that.
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@tattoo_jak
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3 years
@UberFacts Chances are they'll die if I find them IN my house too 🤷🏻‍♂️
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@tattoo_jak
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4 years
@UberFacts Cos they fuck a lot slower. 3 pumps in and they're sweating 🤣
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@tattoo_jak
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2 years
@NebsGoodTakes I’ve seen episodes of power rangers look slicker than this
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@tattoo_jak
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5 years
@Eugene3005 I'd have hired a white boy to carry my drape at the back. Just to be that little bit more baller 🤣
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2 years
@kiscopywriting @fesshole Those are just…holesome …
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6 months
@knoxhill_ @radicalricci So the comment went clean over your head huh?
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@tattoo_jak
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2 years
@utdyoda Pogba? Are you serious? Keep that wage stealer out of United.
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3 years
@fesshole I'm invested. Please update us when the challenge is completed.
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@tattoo_jak
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1 year
@_glizzyborden_ Imma make friends with him and I’m gonna wake up at 1am…let’s see how receptive he is then…
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5 years
@CJPUNX @tristanlfc9 @MasalaPapi @markgoldbridge Pep is bald 🤣🤣 that's my favourite
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@tattoo_jak
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4 years
@DonOfTheDeadMk4 @StancilJim Painfully incorrect. Don't try and pull the rest of the UK down with your stupidity.
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@tattoo_jak
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3 years
@CommodoreMudkip @SkySportsNews To be fair, I heard Roberto Carlos say the same thing when we were chilling on my yacht in Monaco a while ago after I had just beat the world champion at Poker, saved a burning orphanage and banged Scarlett Johansson. Can't argue with the facts here.
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1 year
@Saw_no_name @Dylyano @naurozeaa They can’t use it because the key witness withdrew her statement and the evidence. It wasn’t because it was fake. You bellend.
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2 years
@KimBell65612663 @SnapzEnt @vincentdonofrio It’s the bitch slapping that really tops it off for me
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2 years
@drivelcast @fesshole This is what I can’t figure out. Does the bog brush have a siren or an alarm for when it’s used? Maybe its motorised?
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2 years
@SheRatesDogs Vlad ain’t impaling fuck all with that kinda chat
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6 months
@nbashepherd @radicalricci That’s my point…
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3 years
@anon_opin We all assume Americans are pretty fucking stupid. Then we see one writing something like this...and find our assumptions are correct.
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3 years
@nrlachance @CommieSpriggan @BigLunchMan I got pregnant just reading that tweet.
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1 year
@anon_opin The father in that situation is OFTEN vilified whether he is absent or not. So let’s not start with this nonsense.
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2 years
@Lukeswall22 @HaltingTheStorm @NoContextBrits Don’t think she wanted your Dating App bio, big man.
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5 years
@chelsfergo @TomBrodiie Only called "not a job" by people that can't do it themselves 🤷🏻‍♂️
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2 years
@Hammers54 @NetflixUK God this is a mind numbingly dumb tweet
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1 year
@hoangcowboy1990 @SantosMwine @FootballReprt They still NEED TO GIVE CONSENT. It ain’t difficult to understand!
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1 year
@Hu22ies @TrollFootball There isn’t an innocent man leaving United. Mason Greenwood is.
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10 months
@dovyp @fesshole Not at the expense of spending some time with your child.
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2 months
@UTDRen7 @UtdEIIis Nah. It’s the minority of you that are rapist sympathisers. The rest of us don’t want him in a United shirt ever again.
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3 years
@luvme4mysins He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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2 years
@anon_opin I’m sorry…a fucking WHAT website?!
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6 months
@redusa21 Using racism, genocide and facism to try and argue your point…disgusting.
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2 years
@TenHagWay Funny cos when Casemiro grabbed someone around the neck it was a red card…but he pulls Garnacho down by his neck aaaand still plays on…
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@tattoo_jak
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6 years
@LadySabrielle @kaytbaybeee Fan of bike racing, yet clearly no idea on how important your ankles are when riding a 250bhp bike for 45 minutes? 👏🏻
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1 year
@25thGaju @WelBeast He ruined the game cos he told Willian to handball in the box and Mitrovic to put his hands on him…?
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3 years
@KaneDowell11 @FootyRustling None of which really matters considering where they were all playing at the time that this happened...but whatever helps you sleep I guess.
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6 months
@gayprolifedude @radicalricci I just fucking…Jesus Christ…you people.
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3 years
@Vaishach @UnitedDNA99 Think he's about to undergo surgery after the Euros...but you're probably right...he's probably just faking it 🙄
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4 years
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11 months
@MortyNba @Git__Ogmason @BoxingKingdom14 @Gervontaa Aye well when you throw a fist, the rest of your arm usually follows…
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2 years
@johnhea36465547 @WilliamHill Don’t be mean to the house plants
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3 years
@fesshole Meanwhile... "Hey remember that boyfriend you had that did nothing but play Xbox for the whole of Christmas?!.... Ha yeh, him! Wow he was dull."
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3 years
@_DHOTYA Leg seizure? Bet her Pfizer killin her... 😎
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3 years
@ConnecReal @ManUnitedMedia Cavani had time for it that day
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1 year
@MudaReturns @monilyth @RonnieNaz @sportbible And Pep has two in 14…and if he fucks this one up it’s 15…not really that much of a gap there…
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3 years
@UtdWesleyy We will draw Bayern and City will draw Sevilla. Standard.
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5 years
I'd probably let her ruin my life just like the film 🤣
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2 years
@cr7raprhymes In a friendly without their strongest 11…you’re really that upset about Ronaldo having a shit WC?
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2 years
@RKean13 @NathanPhxlan @FabrizioRomano How is it twisted? Quite easily one of the most recognised hand gestures/salutes in world history. Prick.
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8 months
@sugargayleonard @DeansJules They aren’t dismissing anything. They are pointing out that foetus as displayed here - is WILDLY different to the 16 month old baby boy I have walking around at home.
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4 years
@fesshole "I married her anyway" ....like it was her fault 🤣🤣
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4 years
@gazza79er @AaronTWalter @LDocumentariste @piersmorgan I pray he tries to argue about rugby with a Welshman
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@tattoo_jak
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4 months
@Tundesignss Ok - I’m male and it’s rape.
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5 years
@fesshole Just replace the word "partner" with "victim" and this whole thing makes more sense
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6 months
@CoolerCooler10 @knoxhill_ @radicalricci That whole tweet says far more about how you view women than how I do. The fact you think men can only treat women as people when it’s to gain sexual favours just advertises your lack of intelligence and maturity and your misogynistic tendencies. Also - I’m damn good looking 🖕🏼
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10 months
@OX5034Q @mairevived My guy…Why would you admit publicly that you’ve sexually disappointed “dozens and dozens” of women? 🤣🤣
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9 months
@aelfwineR @Masha_Alexandra @theladykatie Exactly - so you’d save the 9 month old considering it’s the only baby in this scenario, right?
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1 year
@PMRashford10 @ole_was_right @JCKane8 Forced sexual acts, whether with a long term girlfriend, a wife, boyfriend, husband…whoever - is still rape. Consent is everything. You need consent EVERY TIME. Please tell me you understand this.
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8 months
@AbortionChat He spelt “predator” wrong.
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4 years
@Bornt55 @AidanWalshMUFC Also that celebration was aimed at people who were criticising his recent performances saying he was out of shape...so
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2 years
@RonnieNaz @FabrizioRomano Won’t make him any less of a talent 🤣
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3 months
@motogpontnt Rossi ALWAYS had cool lids. But Haga had one of the all time coolest
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2 years
@SurvivedFar @TheLatinSnake_ “He could beat most people on Earth with gloves on…” Let me know who your dealer is my guy cos whatever you are smoking is STRONG stuff
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1 year
@guapcfc @TrollFootball So Fulham rigged it to get themselves knocked out? So United could win?
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5 years
@amytaylor1 @MissECrock Men everywhere ....
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1 year
@charleskayanda2 @FootballFunnnys How about we show how many trophies Ferdinand and Vidic have instead? 🤔
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1 year
@mdubueze @utdscope @TheSunFootball Anyone wanting to keep a rapist and an abuser in the club should be banned.
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2 years
@UtdPlug Does he want Ayew arresting as well..? Or is just his standard anti-United nonsense
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2 years
@ELV1S_U @TheRealOwenHeff @FootyLimbs Probs cos Martinez didn’t kick him in the side of his kneecap? Just a hunch. Muppet.
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4 years
@index_united @UnitedStandMUFC I see you tryna squeeze two players in at 5th 🤣
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@tattoo_jak
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2 years
@pundit_jay That thin line between genius and madness 😂
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14 days
@AdamJoseph____ I thought Rashford looked much better tonight. Lots of energy. Beat his man a few times. Attacked as often as he could and also tracked back plenty. Solid start.
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1 year
@fesshole Kids don’t make you miserable. Tired, yes. Stressed, at times, yes! But there is nothing, absolutely NOTHING that fills your heart up more than seeing your kid smile at you when they see you.
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2 years
@BlancosGuy @UtdDanny1 @thandoluthuli9 @b0l0_7 @sportbible Still one more European cup than Mbappe 🤣🤣
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2 months
@soulfo0dpunk @MlNDRIOT How about when Dave fully realised he was dumb for this and put his support into Elton John’s AIDS foundation? Or do we only want to record the bits that suit your bullshit agenda?
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3 years
@tchncllytru Nope cuz cookies are a type of biscuit. Not this bullshit American cookie business.
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4 years
@fesshole Somewhere there's a confession from a woman saying "twice a month my husband goes off to a Travelodge and i act like I don't know. I spend those nights getting railed by the next door neighbour"
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4 years
@btsportmotogp I don't think Rossi could hear him over the many more world championships that his ambition and talent had already earned him...
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4 years
@fesshole Bet you still expect him to nosh your ham sandwich though don't you?
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1 year
@MotoGP He’s had enough of his brother doing it - doesn’t need Alex following suit 🤣
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