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Knives. He/Him. 28. Game writer & 3D. 💍 @tanklb3 . "You are an army, an armada: a force unto itself."

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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
4 years
you know what? fuck you. [ uncats your boy ]
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4 months
Omg Alexander hi—
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Eden (ARCADION DONE RAHHH)
4 months
what an awesome mod man this fucking rules
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3 years
THE PROPHECY
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2 years
Hey what if Emet as Solus was like “Actually it’s pronounced ‘Jarlemald’” before he died. Would that be fucked up or what
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
2 years
WOULD YOU LIKE "AMM" OR "FMM"?
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
2 years
Ameliance really saw Fourchenault and was like "I could fix him but whatever's wrong with him is way funnier"
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2 months
Just woke up, what's the move
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
6 months
I hope this email finds you with all of your mitigation skills on cooldown
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
1 year
Me: Why does Gale's portrait remind me of something My brain: Obi-Wan Jesus
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
1 year
Add the Garlean Third Eye and it’s Nero Tol Scaeva
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
1 year
Taking your OC and sticking them in every media you enjoy is good. Coming up with circumstances and events that have them fit into that universe is good exercise. Healthy, even. Sometimes you even find things out about them that you don't expect.
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
6 months
“I pull women” “I pull men” (hitting Sprint) I’m pulling wall-to-wall
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10 months
Taking the shared tankbuster all by yourself, handsome?
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3 years
was side-eyeing this one person in our paradigm's breach run but then rhys made it better
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
11 months
MEET ME UNDER THE THALEIA WATERPARK BUCKET FOR AN ASSKICKING
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
7 months
I’m reminded of this text post I came across once. Every single time, I think of my wife, and the line “It’s not a fire in your soul, but one in your hearth” gets me every fucking time. (c: just-call-me-ella on tumblr, but it seems she deleted the original.)
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1 year
“Women should be allowed to be mean” y’all can’t even handle Lae’zel Baldursgate3
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1 year
How I sleep knowing that my OCs satisfy my target audience (myself)
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🐌 cereus! uriangay enjoyer
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do ppl actually have anxiety about their wol/oc not being popular or people not liking them...... i don't have that problem. if someone dislikes any of my ocs i know full well in my heart of hearts that we could never be friends and i will lose no sleep over it
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5 months
░M░Y░ ░P░I░N░A░X░ ░I░N░ ░A░S░P░H░O░D░E░L░O░S░
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
3 years
THEY’RE HERE !!!!! HOLY SHIT !!
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
2 years
You KNOW people would be all over Drusilla as an older npc if she was a man but some of y’all aren’t ready for that conversation 😶
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
3 years
opened my eyes during prayer at st. reymanaud’s cathedral and saw halone doing the worm
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
3 years
reaper job quest predictions
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3 years
happy birthday haurchefant and also this atrocity i drew last year
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
3 years
hey... so... fem wildwood elezen val... 😳
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
2 years
#EndwalkerSpoilers I think a lot about how the WoL wasn’t even tempered by Hydaelyn. The blessing of Light was her love, and it was so strong that it marked the WoL in a way Venat would recognize and I feel very 😭
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
3 years
( It is said that ravens are ill omens. We find you here: standing among the carnage, smelling of smoke. ) #GPOSERS #ElezenHours #NenekoColorS
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
4 years
all the sad catboys in the replies actually makes me stronger
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
2 years
Goodbye you little shit
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
3 years
HI I JUST FUCKGIGN---
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2 years
ON WINGS OF HOPE. IT WEIGHS AS IT SHOULD. I just think that armor is instantly improved by fur collars. #GPOSERS #ElezenHours #FFXIVSnaps
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"Falling in love was simple: one had only to yield. Digesting another person, however, and sustaining love—was bloody work, and not a soft job." #GPOSERS #ElezenHours #FFXIVSnaps
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
2 years
Once again enjoying my favourite pastime of piecing together what the fuck is happening in XIV through meme tweets. It’s like going to the circus and asking the clowns for news
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
2 years
Fiddled with normal maps some more to give Val's scarring some depth. Also, arm. But you knew that already.
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IN THAT LAST MOMENT, SHE SEEMED AS WHOLLY LUMINESCENT AS THE SUN: and I wished to be so brave. #GPOSERS #ElezenHours #ffxivsnaps
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
3 years
if folks have an issue with SE essentially saying “don’t be rude or inappropriate when you speak to other people, even strangers” maybe you’re the issue idk
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2 years
The REAL star of Euphrosyne
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I am, very much, in love with Val's adventurer plate.
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
1 year
OK, hear me out but like. I feel that the Ironworks brand is like the FFXIV equivalent to the Looney Tunes ACME brand, you know? You can take any ACME product and slap the Ironworks logo onto it and nothing changes.
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( DELIVERANCE, DELIVER US. ) #GPOSERS #NenekoColorS #ElezenHours
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
3 years
for the folks wondering how the rest of this exchange went, we added each other and agreed to meet again when god is properly leveled.
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
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The REAL reason why I'm unable to see Jujutsu Kaisen 0 in theatres
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1 year
IT BURNS BECAUSE IT MUST.
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2 years
I’m normal. I’m so fucking normal. I’m the most normal guy in this room
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
3 years
MOLTEN EYES, AND A SMILE MADE FOR WAR. #GPOSERS #GShade #NenekoColorS this sight is either a blessing or an omen, depending on which side you're on.
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
4 years
this blew up so hello gamers it's ya nonbinary lesbian, first generation asian-canadian, game dev and game writer 🙏 stay pog and wear ya damn mask
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
2 years
Organized an All Elezen RP Walk Only run of Aglaia during #AllElezenBeach and it was, in fact, as fantastic as you'd think
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Holy shit, this hair really does look good on everyone.
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3 years
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2 years
That "Make Up A Guy" schtick but "Make Up A GPOSER" and it's "GPOSER who turns their head sideways when taking portrait photos instead of using the vertical previewer in GShade"
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FROM THE SPARK, THE FIRE. From the deepest night, the rising sun. ❤️‍🔥 #GPOSERS #ElezenHours #ffxivsnaps
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Married bisexuals, send tweet. (I like them.)
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
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( 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐀𝐍 𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐘, 𝐀𝐍 𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐀: 𝐀 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐂𝐄 𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐎 𝐈𝐓𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅. ) Face the force of nature likened to her epithets—imminent as the coming storm, and unrelenting as the burning sun. You will not return the same. #GPOSERS #GShade
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3 years
Some things are happening, and I’m terrified, excited, and a little nauseous. Stay tuned and as always, ↪️ Please look forward to it. ↩️
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
10 months
@coeurlclaw XIV housing furniture float glitch
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
2 years
Can't have shit in Puppet's Bunker 😔
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1 month
On the battlefield again
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7 months
Fists up. 💥
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6 months
You have the kind of sorrow that I've only seen in saints. #ElezenHours #FrayWoL
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2 years
It’s #FFXIVSelfie again? No problem.
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
2 years
Folks — would anyone be interested in GPOSE screenshot c*mms? Good for RP carrds and the like! Conceptual portraits mostly, but I’m down to discuss taking environmental portraits. Vanilla, personal m*ds (that you’ve done yourself), or m*ds with applicable permissions only. DM me!
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
3 years
Enough wedding planners. Time for wedding antagonists. Wedding villains. “Best man”? No. Worst man. Quickest way to bond people for life is to require them to team up against a foe hunting them for sport.
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3 years
Pretty ballads hide bastard truths.
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3 years
god is a woman and her name is valkyrie morgan ardra.
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1 year
Peak romance is matching armor. I will not be taking questions at this time
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
2 years
» Bullets with blood in the rounds. #GPOSERS #NenekoColorS #ElezenHours
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3 years
on the wings of victory.
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3 years
wildwood elezen val my beloved 😳
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1 year
AS THE CORE OF A STAR: MOLTEN, IGNEOUS.
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2 years
I can never get over how utterly stunning Val is. Eye bags and all.
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HERS, THE FURY. ⚡️ #GPOSERS #GShade
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Hello gamers it’s ya knife (he/him) and ya omen (they/she) ☠️❤️‍🔥
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... I made some tweaks to the Reverence Cuirass. Oh Val we're really in it now. (Mashup hell)
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... AFTER THAT, IT WAS A SHORT CONVERSATION. #GPOSERS #ElezenHours #FFXIVSnaps
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2 years
They should turn the Vault into a Spirit Halloween. Or a giant Tesco. Or a Haurchefant Greystone themed gay bar. Post 6.0 the WoL is at the combination Vault Spirit Halloween Tesco Haurchefant Greystone gay bar.
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↪️ Auto-Translate ↩️ keychains are now LIVE! I didn't expect such an overwhelming interest, so this first batch is limited—with more to come! 🟦🟩🟥🟥
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
1 year
WE'RE JUST NORMAL MANDERVILLE MEN. WHAT DO YOU MEAN NORMAL MANDERVILLE MEN?
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
3 years
𝑶𝑯 𝑭𝑼𝑹𝒀, 𝑶𝑯 𝑴𝒀! — If I am made in the image of God, then we have a big fucking problem. #GPOSERS #ElezenHours 🚫 Do Not Repost
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2 years
My wife fanta'd into a femroe so naturally, Val, lover of every woman ever, has to kiss her.
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
2 years
NEW VAL IMAGE JUST DROPPED!! Thank you @thepaleindigo for your phenomenal work, as always! ❤️‍🔥
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2 years
Uhhhhhh. Val's arms. Yes.
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
3 years
petition to get lil nas x in a ff14 free trial live action commercial
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
1 year
Alright, but Val's DRG glam whips ass.
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
2 years
Val (she/they) featuring some guy (they/he)! #FFXIVSelfie
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3 years
this is EVERYTHING. as both a pld and a drk, this is just. everything to val. kids see this fearless lady and want to be like her and i'm SOFT
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2 years
Made Val a ponytail and they're so 😍
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2 years
Remade Calanth (he/him) into an Elezen and... yeah. 😳
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1 year
Val's pre-7.0 look, let's go.
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
2 years
HE IS A KNIGHT AND IS BANNED FROM MOST ISHGARDIAN SPACES
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
2 years
Val isn't royalty, but boy howdy are they my queen.
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
2 years
So, I took matters into my own hands and made a mashup. Will do some final tweaks (closing minor gaps around the collar) and will make it publicly available when that's done.
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LAWN SKELETON ☠️❤️‍🔥
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It’s not your fault that history will conflate first light with first blood. The version they hear depends on what side they were standing on—you just happened to be at the center of it all.
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