please stop bringing your boyfriends into the pit if they’re gonna stand there the entire time like why aren’t you putting your hand in the air luke hemmings just told you to
THINGS TO DO IN QUARANTINE:
• take drugs
• stay high
• view the fucking earth from the outside
• pop pills through the day time
• tell my mumma that I died like a rockstar
WAIT A MINUTE HOLD UP
5 SECONDS OF SUMMER IS RELEASING A NEW ALBUM AT MIDNIGHT BC ITS THE END OF SUMMER AND A NEW SEASON STARTS LIKE A NEW ERA IS STARTING
why is nobody talking about during soundcheck michael was talking about how he loves to draw tattoos for fans but there’s no time to stop during a show to do it and ashton said they should get a printer and just throw stencils into the crowd
when 5sos pushed out the 5Sauce bottles, i genuinely thought i was about to be squirted ketchup and mustard because 5sos would 100% be the band to do that
When a fan suffers from heat exhaustion in the pit, everyone wants the show to stop and get them the medical attention they need
THE RULES APPLY FOR THE BAND MEMBERS TOO 👏🏼
if i had a nickel for every time i was number 241 soundcheck for 5SOS. I’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice right??
ashton irwin let me eat that ass like a fucking sausage mcgrittle with extra maple syrup id tear that shit up id say some SLORMP on that BITCH you feel me? your knees could be the apple pie on the side id munch munch that shit and wash it down with a cold glass of my tears
blender is my favorite song on the setlist because you can go absolute FERAL for that song because i tried for you i tried for you i tried but all i hear is ALLTHETHINGSYOUSAIDINMYHEADRICHOCHETINGOFFTHEBEDNOTHINGLEFTWHATAMESSOHMYGODITNEVERENDSNOWWERESTRESSEDANDDEPRESSED
if we’re gonna pay $300 to ask 5SOS a question, i want ashton irwin to hold my hands while he looks me in the eye to answer it and then maybe it would be worth it
everyone getting meaningful 5SOS tattoos and I’m booking an appointment to get “she can speak French” on my left knee and “I think she’s fluent” on my right knee
i just think that if 5 Seconds Of Summer is gonna have a dice to play songs, i think wrapped around your finger should be on spotify that’s all i’m saying
this might come out completely wrong but we all know the Grammy’s are rigged but the difference between the TikTok artists and 5SOS is that 5SOS actually has fans
fuck y’all if you make luke hemmings thinking hes doing something wrong that y’all aren’t full out at barricade, idc if he sits on the stairs to sing, im still going so hard i might get whiplash
5SOS ate when they wrote Tomorrow Never Dies because ‘Try your best to change your fate. You can just enjoy the ride. The sun will rise, the moon will fall,
Tomorrow never dies’ SLAPS
remember when the 5SOS fandom was in straight chaos for months because nobody knew the vibe for the take my hand tour so nobody knew what to wear… good times