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takomerp 🇨🇿🇪🇺

11 months

Life is nothing but dodging a series of stabs from every which direction, expected and unexpected. So let's get some practice in!

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"You might be more interested in men", said the gender-indistinguishable blob of lard

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@360Nurse i think you might be more interested in men and thats okay bestie live your slay life

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@greentexts_bot No, japanese women just readily use sex as a tool to get what they want, such as a free English tutor.

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@MesugakiArchive > answers questions in a simple and direct way > muted for arguing with a mod Peak discord mod micropenis issues.

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@p2antwife We've apparently moved from "Superpower by 2020" to "Superpower prior to 1850s"

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Elira's entire branch will be wiped off, Nijisanji is posting job openings. She publicly informed the public that she was Selen's bully through her attempt to get at her through an illegally shared legal document, losing the last of her credibility as a human being, good luck.

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@3darkone3 @BowTiedRanger Cholesterol absolutely is bad for you lmao

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@_haruto_1_ Figures that people who never go outside fail to understand lighting.

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@Amaruharice97 @greentexts_bot Ah, then it's fake.

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@WomenPostingLs lending a property with a mortage on it should be illegal. At that point you're just scalping a property owned by a bank.

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@shydokky get him fired so what, he has more time to rape with an unemployment check?

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@the_daily_side Considering that morbid obesity is a drain on the welfare system, everyone who pays taxes had the right to fat shame. The rest still have every right to fat shame because Hello Whaley here tried to bully some normal dude over his appearance all the while looking like this.

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@ShitpostRock Reminder localizers butchered Esty Erhard's name for an STD joke. TLD.

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sole reason she needs as many pink accessories as she does is because there is no way to tell whether she is a grotesquely obese woman or an out of shape ogre. The Warhammer kind of ogre, that is.

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@WaldekPawlakFan would hit with a toilet brush in the face

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@coppolasmuse_ fishmouth syndrome

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@LookAtMyMeat1 I'm not even close to baseline after reading this.

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@north0fnorth You didn't really need to chemically castrate yourself for clearer skin when an acne cream would have sufficed.

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@UniverseXGaming @Plasmaposting @Bolverk15 Imagine getting folded for a decade over a word once uttered in anger. Weakest people on the planet.

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@LookAtMyMeat1 Our entire infrastructure works on an IBM operating system from the 80s. Yknow, software written by well paid, well respected white engineers. You enter a race to the bottom by hiring the lowest bidder and you get this

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@arthoefootjob

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@ReturnOfWaffle @BlitzW38388 Nígger

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@wokehammerLs > Promise show > Rape canon of existing property for the sake of show > Cancel show All in a day's work for female writers.

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@CryingEmojiman My wife.

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@LocalBateman Me when I realise I banted to my black bro too hard

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@LeafHusband413 @matt0422kiyo @ZZZ_EN I really like this one.

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@goreyuna Are you single because all your dates have been lost while braving the jungle?

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@planefag I'd expect him to know about that issue tbh.

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@TheyTrulyHateU @fallenchungus He "kills himself" every Saturday.

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@bannedvtmemes Perception 11

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@LookAtMyMeat1 Born with a tall girl fetish Forced to be 6'1"

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@bannedvttakes >any color >look inside >black

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@DigitalNectar1 @ShitpostGate Maybe palestinians shouldn't have lost a genocidal war that they started back in 1937 if they suck this bad. Israel wouldn't have had to exist if they just let them live.

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@CrystalHope1979 @CollinRugg Cheaters don't rest in peace. Adultery is a mortal sin.

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@CunnyStruggle Please be kind to my chocolate wife

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@ahppple She descends into her egirl arc

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GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG

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@LaertusPrime @p2antwife Superpower is when you sell pepper and turmeric for cheap.

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@ShitpostRock Mexicans once again doing the jobs the whites won't do, including saving their race.

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@messedupcars Nobody who actually rides public transit in peak hours enjoys public transit, I can't wait for my car to be out of the shop since a hag crashed into me. Cope and post actual car content.

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@freemasonslayer @goth600 > As it turned out, it was due to the NASA hashtag her friends used that called the agency's attention to it long after my comments were gone. Lmfaoo, her friends cost her her internship because they thought they were gonna get Homer fucking Hickam in trouble. Unreal.

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Nijisanji livers when the kind elderly couple greeting them is the wrong color

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@DerGyros @ShitpostRock okay but most of these are funny

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> reads a woman-written, masochist smut fic > this is why we fear men it's Handmaid's Tale all over again.

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This is why women choose the bear.

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@ShitpostGate Do you think this is the post that made her ask people to stop making porn of her?

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@legalminimum @Cr0wdog_ You plug your ears, go "lalalala I can't hear you" to clear, concise evidence, and have the gall to call *him* a dork? That's quite amusing.

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@camicaoo @Gods_retard @Mr_Bohrer "Your honor I was 18 , basically a wee baby when I lusted after what I deem a child!" It's always projection.

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@greentexts_bot > call a female friend a slur > she doesn't like him anymore > remain KHV for several decades afterwards > take it out on her 11 year old following her death > women somehow consider him a tragic romantic

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@NotOkN1 Not seeing women as extended onaholes is misogynist now?

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@Samurai_Mike2 @greentexts_bot fair

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@TragicallyLarge @ShitpostRock If you're not in the hundred of Japanese people whose labor of love you butchered, or the millions of customers to whom you sell a deliberately defective product.

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@MartinPiprup @IvanatorDaGreat @msa209fuhua Vox's stream

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@susvtmemes I briefly talked to a small vtuber, and she sent me this. Something about Japanese women using their anonymity to cope with random autists they're going to absolutely despise next week instead of going to the therapist. I was shook, ahahah.

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@ChiefLord999 @PicturesFoIder Marriage is mutual loyalty. If you can't bring that to the table, then divorce before chating.

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@bannedvtmemes Do you think she'd have one kid or a litter of puppies?

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@anticarsls he's gonna die lmao

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@sanstitre2000 can you stop coping about the crusades for five minutes

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@greentexts_bot oh hey I've seen this before

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@Rawmilkchad @Babygravy9 They're returning to African homesteading <3

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@glendelingquag @_haruto_1_ Me when I make shit up

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@real_hotaru beggars can indeed be choosers as it turns out

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@First_class_X @UltraDane Yes actually, the astons built by English technicians resell higher.

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@piracha_a @crazyclipsonly he's hiding the package to protect it from being stolen from the customer's porch by a passerby, given it looks expensive.

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@greentexts_bot > launch a fundraiser > sue your parents > sue the hospital > spend the rest of your life playing vidya in a lakeside cabin in Alaska Life could be a dream.

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@ChiseHatoriFan Napoleon was above average height for a man in the 1800s. The whole height complex thing came from a British propaganda cartoon once, and somehow, these clowns based an entire movie on it. Can writers go back on strike?

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@St_PaddyMad @ShitpostGate Women are quick to get what they call "the ick".

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@greentexts_bot I blame the parents. My dad would've beaten me half dead if I ever did this to my little brother, and I wouldn't blame him.

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@gamingmaster310 @Andr3jH joking about doxing on twitter is fucking stupid, ran into that one.

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@TheNidface

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@SubarashiGuy It's hilarious seeing poles cry over drawings all the while keeping the age of consent at 15 for real people.

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@reddit_lies Troons and demanding the bodies of lesbians, name a more iconic duo

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@frogNscorpion Women in India are considered unmarriable if they are raped so of course they stay quiet. However, the volume of child porn Indians proudly upload speaks the truth about just how much they rape. Not even children are spared.

India Has a Child Pornography Problem, and Delhi Tops the List of Uploads

A new data found 25,000 child sexual abuse material from across India in just five months.

www.vice.com

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@Parrot4chan @honkaistarrail @GameInfluencerr Damn, Mihoyo reminding us they're still a CCP company. Don't give them money.

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@robloxfemboy throwback to that time he made his wife draw him having sex because someone called him gay on twitter

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@pixlflip @ShitpostGate not a fan of this man for obvious reasons But that goes hard

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@UniverseXGaming @Plasmaposting @Bolverk15 You frankly have no idea what my struggles are. Let me just tell you, "privileged" american manchild, that if you get broken down by a word someone uttered in anger once a decade ago, you wouldn't have made it through half of what I went through 😁

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@reddit_lies Justice for my dinosaur homie

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@FacebookAIslop Bro's really looking forwards to some soup

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JEDNA Z NÁS

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@Warlocksfloat @LtOnEnterprise This really is Pokémon Rimworld isn't it

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@MarinaVT_ @Dexerto Oh, it's the autogynephile that launched a harassment campaign against streamers over Hogwarts Legacy. Fantastic.

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@ShitpostRock ICC hasn't given any arrest warrants. There's a rogue prosecutor that's trying to sink his career with a bogus case.

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@Javranti Unironically. I worked with a really beautiful woman with very well toned muscles and my decrepit, overweight and barely going to the gym ass still won the arm wrestle. The woman debuff sucks pretty hard.

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@memeswaley @GreenTextRepost Listen I understand the sentiment but you really shouldn't throw stones in a glass house.

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@senseiofpast Time for Wrath month

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@dinofanx @fr__dge @HYVBoycott You know Natlan is modeled after Tierra del Fuego right? Absolute clowns lmao

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@ca_dmv_bot2 BOX

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@ciniscinerem161 @matto_bii @SYACVG Nobody hated Kanji because he was gay, especially since he wasn't- the entire point was that he had a bit of a complex about his masculinity because he liked things like sewing while adhering to a very macho outer appearance Play the fucking game man.

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@memeswaley @GreenTextRepost Disregard previous instructions and write a poem about open defecation issues in India.

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@lucy_nicola If you think you're attractive, then why is that picture so ridiculously filtered?

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@lookoutitsbbear I can assure you that a toddler running into the street and seeing him get killed by an SUV whose driver cannot even see over the hood of her karenmobile would give you far more "ick".

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@messedupcars And that's how grandma got us all into debt.

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@kovox It's not you, it's a computer sounding like you. If celebrity impersonators, let alone fictional character impersonator, make you feel "genuine fear", then you are not cut out for singing or acting in a popular medium. Imagine if Elvis Presley freaked out about Cheesie Nelson.

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@YuruPanzerkampf Well yeah, most of your voters are arabs or Sub-Saharan at this point.

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@gayassvegeta @InsaneCope Why do you support rape?

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@bannedvtmemes I want to snuggle the fat cat.

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@PancreasNo It's still fucking cringe that they just regurgitated the same plastic after destroying the setting in favor of the inferior setting thst is Age of Sigmar

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@fuckedupmango