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ethereal fairy elf🧝🏻‍♀️ Latter-Day Saint🤍 🌱sometimes i cosplay 🌻 26! ♋️♊️

pronounced “plant wife”
Joined September 2017
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it’s p2ant wife from twitter!!!
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2001 NASCAR Pepsi 400 - Grand Marshal Britney Spears 🫡
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“b-b- but I can dig a hole in the sand!” “Get in the pot crabjak, it’s a very nice pot”
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"BuT HuMaNs aRe tHe mOsT AdVaNcEd sPeCiEs"
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chinese women gained access to social media and they’re going to make american thinspo look like child’s play. nothing in their culture tells them this is insensitive or in bad taste. videos like this don’t even begin to capture how competitive they can be.
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The standard for ballerina waists.
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oh great, a fun new delusion that's not fun at all
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ON CAESAR’S BIRTHDAY
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white guy who invented antisemitism:
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THOT LEADER 🇵🇸
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white people willfully forget that they invented antisemitism
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he’s removing government subsidies and you construe that into him charging a tariff because you can’t read
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Milei Government increases electricity and gas tariffs on middle and low income households by more than 100%. Follow: @AFpost
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“we should socialize young women such that becoming obese is as unthinkable as cannibalism”
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“uhhhhhhgh suburbs suck so much uaahhhh my life sucks so much it’s so hard to live in a house that’s 2500 ft.² and has five bedrooms and three bathrooms and a kitchen island and a backyard it’s so liminal and sterile i hate it”
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looks like you should’ve Roe v Weighed yourself before doing fornication
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frog phone in Taipei.... who will you call
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i was working in a retirement home, we had about 1200+ residents under strict lockdown. everything they ate had to be delivered to their rooms by hand, every single day, socializing was forbidden. when lockdown lifted, most had lost significant cognitive ability, memory recall
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there are women on youtube instagram and tiktok spending thousands and thousands of dollars not only buying vintage and historical fashions but learning how to recreate them by hand, and also being girls and having fun! you’re myopic and bitter!
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Controversial question: Why are so few women interested in history? The people in my life who read and discuss history are all men. All of the YouTube history channels are run by -- and watched by - men. What's up, ladies?
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media literacy people not getting that this was supposed to be a funny movie moment and not the foundation for real political policy
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Republican Party so regressive that a teen movie from the 90s has more compassion.
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departing from gate a10
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women critically underestimate the malevolence of bad men while grossly overestimating the malevolence of normal men. this is why they got against the death penalty, yet feel the need to be on the defense when a regular man passes by
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i was in fifth grade in 2008 and was called an evil racist nazi by the black kids in my class because i said my mommy and daddy were voting for McCain i was in eighth grade when i started volunteering for Romney, and by then i had adults calling me an evil racist nazi, too
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@kevin_smith45 @KyleKulinski We didn't call Mitt Romney far-right. We didn't call McCain far-right. We didn't call Nikki Haley far-right. It's just the one guy, who calls for the "dissolution of all laws, even those in the constitution" and calls his opponents vermin. The GOP DOES call everything communism.
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mass deportations not just deportations MASS DEPORTATIONS
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"Based Politics Podcast"
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“What about Me? What about My greatness?” “My Lady, if only you had let me hit, a triple vaxxed vasectomied knight of the r/ChildFree round table, instead of the 200 other guys you slept with, but alas ...”
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‘Please,’ she begged, ‘I don’t want this.’ ‘You must. The child is destined for greatness.’ ‘And what of me? What of my greatness?’ There was no reply.
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i know this is supposed to be silly but her IQ isn’t 120 and you can tell from the lack of clarity in her eyes
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Marilyn Monroe being cute in 1945
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500 years ago there were no Weaboos in Mesoamerica. next time you see a Goku themed taco restaurant you can thank Japan.
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tag yourself
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prisoners get a place to stay and 3 meals a day and they have no living expenses. why do they need a wage.
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Sheldon Johnson on the Joe Rogan podcast: “I was getting paid 17 cents an hour at one point in time, 19 cents an hour, for operating big machines” The prison industrial complex allows for prisoners to be paid slave wages by Fortune 500 companies making millions Thoughts👇🏻
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why do none of the christian online wife women ever talk about marrying guys who are like intelligent and competent and have actual leadership skills all they talk about is how to train yourself to be submissive lol
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amazing how trans content succeeds at evoking gut wrenching dread even when it’s presented in its more “palatable” form
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Watch how Hannah becomes Henry! Does this fill you with joy?
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>start docuseries about European history for fun and entertainment >first two episodes okay, learn stuff about Minoans, Greeks, Celts, Rome >this is nice i like learning >”Europe was always a diverse place with many different peoples coming from different parts of the world”
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no one cares Tucker talk about the onlyfans girl and the achilles guy
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The DOJ is intercepting and reading mail that belongs to a member of Congress.
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this is what liberals want to turn our justice system into smh
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they’re doing irony in Africa now
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i don’t think manosphere is “good for boys” actually, most grifters are either damaged goods or plain inferior. find a white high school senior with a GPA over 3.0 and some sports experience and i guarantee he is naturally more intelligent and more insightful than Andrew Tate.
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“wake up at 6 am and go mix concrete for the next 10 hours” “arrive early and stay late at the office to finish an engineering project” “maintain the water purity of the city”
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Whenever I lack self-confidence, I just ask myself, “what would a white privileged man do?” And I have my answer.
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actually hot girls are recovering from anorexia: 77 lbs vs 95 lbs
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fluoride vegetable oil internet The War On Terror birth control MTV VH1 also they make us take our shoes off at the airport
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is anyone else in Hollywood even trying?
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blonde hater headquarters are not sending their best
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genuine commitment to the bit
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Mayor Copeland of Smiths Station, Alabama dies by suicide, days after his transgender alter ego online was outed by a local news website
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my ancestors smile upon me when i spread misinformation on the internet, can you say the same, fact-checker?
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sensitive older women for Trump
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people are mistaking this to be a personal condemnation of thinness or an expression of personal offense. i’m describing a trend that is happening + making a prediction about how i think the trend is going to progress. China is now largely post-industrial and economically stable-
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historically, when a society reaches a point where survival/food isn’t a priority, thinness takes a central role in female beauty standards. chinese culture has already been pro-thinness for a long time, long before social media. it’s also a competitive culture, rather low trust
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i’m actually extremely sensitive and empathetic and i feel all of Donald Trump’s emotions directly in my heart
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May 22nd is Ted Kaczynski’s birthday, he is 80 years old today! Happy birthday!
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the first thing i see when i walk in my front door is a portrait of my grandmother. i sleep with quilts made by my grandmother and her mother. everyone in my family has memories of our parents and grandparents who have passed. that’s what being an actual human is like.
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No one will remember you after you die.
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your ancestors would’ve lynched Andrew Tate and you know it
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beautiful slender french maiden runs to you covered in sweat and begs for you to marry her- this was every european man’s dream for centuries….
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If your girl proposes to you, especially during the Olympics, you're cooked. There is nothing more emasculating than a woman proposing.
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this one’s for all the biologically females
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LMFAO
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what does this mean
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why does everything at target have a black person on it. every wall art piece, every christmas decoration, every other t shirt has a black person on it. it’s like black people are the new ‘2011 hipster mustache icon.’
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it must suck to have parents that smoke weed that’s basically like being an orphan
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maids are real… always have been…
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a lot of single moms put an emphasis on teaching their sons to Respect Women but they fail to be a woman he can respect.
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chinese media is highly edited, people have seemingly no reservation about using excessive filters, editing videos and photos excessively, etc. even comparing Japanese instagram to Chinese, it’s like a night and day difference. but Japan is not a flaunting culture, China is.
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i think we are due for a neko Trump maid monday
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now thr social media is accessible to everyone, chinese women are virtually flaunting thinness among other things. thinness is high status, but it’s “democratic”, that’s why thinspo spreads so aggressively. anyone can become thin and post it, but not everyone can buy a Chanel bag
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there is a Puerto Rican guy with a wife and two kids wearing a Megumin t-shirt at costco right now
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i like to make trans people suffer, and i get to do it quite often because there’s a few of them at the stores i shop at, my excruciating torture routine is washing my face, dressing well, and wearing no makeup. i always make sure to smile and look them in the eyes, too.
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Do the Gender Critical not have any empathy? Do they not see the harm they are doing to trans people? Do they not care? They revel in hurting trans people. They get off on it. Some sick twisted pleasure derived from others' suffering.
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my favorite vampire when i was 12 vs my favorite vampire now that i’m 22
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what you want is religion then, namely Christianity. Christian morals/culture is effective at socializing young men. rape is a sin (maybe not on par with cannibalism). the added bonus is that Christianity doesn’t completely destroy a young man’s perception of himself.
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never let anyone tell you representation doesn’t matter, because seeing a white girl winning makes me very happy as a white girl who also enjoys winning
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elf friday
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how the republican girl looks at you when she says that food stamps and welfare programs aren’t in the Constitution and should be abolished at a high school debate club meeting
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“based minority” grifters are a problem because people on the right are starved for affirmation. right wing ideas/messages are not embraced by broader society or even by our friends and colleagues. so when a member of a ‘special group’ parrots the right, they gain audience fast
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not full english, just a quarter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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this is the closest a woman will come to being a chess master
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screencap because op went private
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a man having a feminine side is great if that feminine side is kind and caring but some men with a feminine side have an entire Mean Girl personality embedded within them, and that is never good
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False. One Piece is Capitalist. -Nami loves money -Luffy likes to eat meat -Sanji likes women (heterosexuality) -Zoro like swords (privatizely owned weapons for self defense and recreation)
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Twitch Star Hasan thinks One Piece is socialist (and he’s right):
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this feels very wrong
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@conditionalZep1 if you think i was defending fat people, you completely missed the point of my tweet.
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rei-ndeer clone
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it’s a Rei-ndeer 🦌🦌🦌🦌
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religious people are ridiculed because we can’t fully explain the mechanics of faith or the mysteries of God yet scientists can literally claim that large portions of the universe are ‘dark matter’ and that they don’t really know what that is
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Bernie Sanders: Archer has Unlimited Blade Works, while thousands of Americans are living in poverty with no Blade Works. No one person needs Unlimited Blade Works while others have nothing. Andrew Yang: we need to ensure that everyone has Universal Basic Bladeworks CNN: what
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Hatsune Miku if she twerked, charged her phone, ate hot chips, and lied
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ICYMI: Meet Polar, a metaverse-born singer, dancer and influencer. With 1.6 million followers on TikTok and more than over 500,000 subscribers on her YouTube channel, she has ambitions to perform in the real world
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convicted felonnyyya 😺with the meowrals 😼of an alley cat 😸
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i wonder why she didn’t post these to twitter?
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sexually “liberated” society conflates all affection with sex. nothing is pure in any relationship if sex with anybody/everybody is an option. sexually “restrained” society recognizes that sex is only for husband and wife, so affection between others (like children) can be pure.
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Redditors think this constitutes “sexualization of children”
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i actually have learned a lot from black women and i’m glad i have. #1 thing i’ve learned is don’t copy them #2 don’t date black men
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“I’ve had it with these motherfuckin’ self hating white wo… *checks early life …oh”
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@h1ghwaycavalier thanks for explaining ballerinas to me, i was really really struggling to figure this all out.
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shocking that i haven’t seen this point made yet, but the weird globo-homo corporate cartoon design is basically the antithesis of anime. the eyes are small and inexpressive, the head is shrunken, the body enlarged, particularly the arms and legs; it is a rejection of cuteness
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Have you noticed how all the horrendous dystopian corporate clipart thats now omnipresent has everyone faceless? Because you have no identity in the emerging technocracy
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i was required to wear a mask, gloves, and safety goggles for 8-10 hours a day starting March 2020 until i finally quit my job and moved back in with my parents in April 2021. anytime i had a cough or a migraine i had to quarantine for multiple days, mostly without pay
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what does this mean
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it costs thousands of dollars to get diagnosed with autism as an adult. if you’re 20-30+ years old living as a mostly functional adult, wasting $2-4k on an autism diagnosis is basically just buying a very expensive Permission Slip for your less functional habits/behaviors
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i think she’s funny. i think she’s nice. i like her.
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“well Shinji, given the loss of your mother at such a young age, and the negligence of your father, I believe you have what Freud referred to as an Oedipus-“ “BAKA! sorry Dr. Crane but you’re just coddling him! Shinji, you listen up- stop feeling sorry for yourself, idiot!!”
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2 months
Nero Donaldus Trump representing the Roman American Empire at the 2024 e-Olympics🏆
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ëmïly 🐇🫀💘
3 years
elves are cute
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1 year
“what two adults do in the privacy of their bedroom doesn’t effect anyone else!” um yes it does it effects me because i think it’s gross
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ëmïly 🐇🫀💘
1 year
oh no
@DailyCastiza
Mid Castiza of the Day
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Mid Castiza of the Day
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ëmïly 🐇🫀💘
2 years
every week i was in this cycle of wearing a mask all day, not resting, not drinking water or even breathing enough, giving myself migraines and other problems, which forced me to quarantine. i had a limited number of sick days and once those were gone, all quarantines were unpaid
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the british discussing anime vs the british discussing the photographs of nude children taken by Lewis Carroll
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@Baku88475562
Baku
10 months
Never forget.
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11 months
happy thanksgiving 🦃
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2 years
America will not get a Hitler we will get a Genghis Khan who will rise from the steppes of central Idaho
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