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@takeiteasyjack

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former lava lamp, petitest 6’5 person on earth, kinda like if sisyphus was a real guy

chicago, he/they
Joined July 2019
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some of yall aren’t really about this castle shit and it shows
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do i need to watch all the twilight movies before i see the new batman
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the eclipse has hit the reflections on my disco ball
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fun fact: quitting your job instantly cures your depression
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rip nikola tesla he would’ve hated elon musk
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normalize gamers, like please make them act normal
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kanye won’t stop til we all dress like runescape characters
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this is how gen z take selfies
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it never ends
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have you ever met an engineer that was happy?
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if you’ve ever done a “bit” you need to go to therapy
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soon
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pushing the boundaries of masculinity by… owning furniture…
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elon if you see this you can change my mind with a model S
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preparing myself for when the muskrats find this
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if mcdonalds workers can feed their family how will i feed my ego?
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sometimes robert pattinson is about to say something 2/
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twitter:
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a relationship should be 50/50, 50% lava and 50% lamp
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i watched the new batman before watching twilight, here’s what you need to know 1/
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gave me a kiss on the cheek too? DAMN.
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eclipse came over to hang fr
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this is so true
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on my way to the grand exchange to pick up my yeezy mithrils
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all honda civic drivers are toxic
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i wish fish were easier to pet
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follow me if you’re waiting for kanye to drop the fancy boots
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i can’t believe Ellen actually said this
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@keefler_elf the pump is an empath
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@SkinnyKingSahil see, why did you feel the need to say this?
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watching @AOC play among us makes me want to trust american politics again
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accidentally pulled an edison, everyone should follow them!
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@sweatyhairy looks like the left hand constantly tossing around an apple wizard got him too
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it’s crazy how one minute you hate your life and the next minute the sun kisses you gently on the cheek
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idc what the CDC says i’m keeping my mask on so no one has to see me do this ever again
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@discpix bro just get a lavalamp
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the least horny thing a person can do is get an engineering degree
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real ones remember zoo pals
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lots of people replying to this talking about how it gets depressing when you run out of money… shut the fuck up!!!
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you should still quit tho
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me when me when i’m gaslighting i’m girlbossing
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oh no! sza is out of ctrl!
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taylor swift was genetically engineered to make the best music for horse girls
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@ranchsquirter i wanna go back to college so i can make this my thesis
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@CaucasianJames I’ll Venmo back “mimosas” to make it look like we’re having a hot girl summer Sunday
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i’m lying!!! follow me though i’m gonna make t shirts soon 🥰🥰😎
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you can’t “improv” the pain away
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the lava lamp stays ON during sex
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last night the edible was trying to tell me something
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are these the only choices?
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2008 2020
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After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time.
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@bocxtop people who get masters degrees right out of college are really just afraid of entering the workforce
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ya know what they say! what happens in vegas...permanently impacts the future of the united states
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if i get 2000 followers by midnight i will get a lava lamp tattoo
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it could be so simple
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the only way to be happy as an engineer is to make an unethical amount of money on a startup
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in another universe this is machine gun kelly
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male birth control exists it’s called NOT owning a lava lamp
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@bocxtop imagine talking to engineers 💀
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and they said italians can’t have mullets
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liberals are into boobs leftists are into ass conservatives are into feet libertarians are into kids
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the only thing Uniting these States is that they all SUCK
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men will literally call you cringe for owning furniture
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the hills have guys
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i didn’t know gargoyles could slay like that
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gm
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donald trump jr. just now getting COVID is proof he doesn’t get to spend time with his dad
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Donald Trump Jr., President Trump's eldest son, has tested positive for coronavirus
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i asked for a sign and god gave my therapist covid
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a lot of gamers are getting upset about this. i’m not asking for you to stop gaming, i’m just reminding you it’s never too late to see the flaws in your ways
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okay i think i should get ahead of this before it gets out, i’m a g,,,,g,,,gamer too
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vibes for today
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you telling me a lava made this lamp?
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if you want tips on how to handle your mental illness just ask your parents! it magically goes away
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twitter mutuals to crashing on your couch pipeline
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going into 2021 as an eboy
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fwb but the benefits are a healthy and fulfilling relationship
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@SaeedDiCaprio @bocxtop bro wtf is this 🤬
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your crush is having a deep meaningful connection with someone else that will eventually blossom into a long term relationship while you’re busy looking at your compatibility with them on an astrology app
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the swaggiest guy i’ve ever met
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i just want what’s best for everyone
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no one rocks unclecore quite like me
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spot the difference
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@CaucasianJames oh yeah, that absolute DUMP TRUCK
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jesus was a j name
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you’re excited about the vaccine? don’t act like you haven’t vacSEEN your friends every weekend
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bisexual men love the ugliest t shirt you have ever seen
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give 👏 bernie 👏 sanders 👏 a 👏 gun 👏
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gn, always remember
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