dan and phil socmed au
( don’t go breaking my heart )
in which phils a famous faceless twitch streamer who dan is in love with, and they happen to live next door to each other at university. what could go wrong? (a lot)
trump saying he doesn’t want pronouns after an interview tells him kamala has she/her in her bio and the interviewer responding with “so you’re fluid” is the funniest fucking thing i’ve ever heard
thinking about dan and phil in ANY sort of sexual sense feels like thinking about my parents in a sexual sense and it makes me jump and gives me the heebie jeebies so please no more!
if you follow me i am going to follow you back in .2 seconds, stan twt has such a weird culture of making “famous” accounts like who r u ????????? sorry pisses me off and it’s been pissing me off since i first was on this app four years ago
trump saying he doesn’t want pronouns after an interview tells him kamala has she/her in her bio and the interviewer responding with “so you’re fluid” is the funniest fucking thing i’ve ever heard
trump saying he doesn’t want pronouns after an interview tells him kamala has she/her in her bio and the interviewer responding with “so you’re fluid” is the funniest fucking thing i’ve ever heard
i fear i need a priv because a lot of you follow me for dgbmh but sometimes i just want to ask if any of you have period cramps you feel all the way to your asshole but not in a weird way😕😕😕😕
i can’t believe dan and phil are just like in love like rn they’re probably together just like living and existing and they love each other like damn the world is crazy
anyway hi to all the new people here😀 there’s a lot of you😀😀😀😀 i do post some political stuff cause it’s a big part of my life (poli sci/non profit major) but i mostly talk about these two gay men in their 30s so… if that doesn’t interest you🙃🙃🙃