Sometimes I look at nsfw art and it’s like. Bro you got the anatomy of this coochie absolutely perfect like the positioning of the meat over the pelvic bones the volume is wonderful like you did such a good job
bingge: hah, perhaps you didn't notice, but every time we meet I have been memorising your walking pattern-
bingmei: you want kissies from Shizun don't you
bingge: this is a power play I do not want *kissies*
bingmei: you want them soooo bad
bingge: I DON'T WANT KISSIES
@wujification
god it's so fucking funny for that to slip out while drunk. binghe's cuddling up to him semi-horny and sqq's is like (patting his crotch) yes yes, the heavenly pillar
binghe: the what
Modern hualian anniversary hua cheng gets a fancy hotel room and decorates it with candles and rose petals and xie lian comes in and says “wow they left the room kinda messed up huh”
Sqq: And look here binghe this pose isn't even physically possible! It totally breaks the suspension of disbelief!
Lbh totally listening and totally not planning tonight's activities: absolutely shizun!