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@swedishsweets99

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She had this weird habit of being herself all the time, that's why not everyone likes her โค

Joined February 2019
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@swedishsweets99
Swedish Sweetie
1 year
Last day as a 39 year old. Can't say I'm thrilled๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
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@swedishsweets99
Swedish Sweetie
5 years
Guys who eat pussy without being asked are Gods and shouldn't be fucked with.
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Swedish Sweetie
5 years
Vagina is the perfect midnight snack.
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Swedish Sweetie
5 years
Hopeless romantic with a sex drive through the roof.
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Swedish Sweetie
4 years
Why am I the only naked person at this gender reveal party?
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Swedish Sweetie
4 years
12 hour days non stop! Finally off tomorrow! Full on chill mode initiated!๐Ÿ’•
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Swedish Sweetie
5 years
I need a best friend I can have sex with.
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Swedish Sweetie
5 years
I've started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, vegetable...... One day I hope to be a bouillonaire
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Swedish Sweetie
9 months
Cleavage is always the best accessory ๐Ÿ’‹
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Swedish Sweetie
5 years
Braless white tank and panties beats lingerie every time. Throw in some knee high socks you own'em.๐Ÿ˜
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@swedishsweets99
Swedish Sweetie
4 years
I have nothing clever to say, I just liked this pic of me๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜
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@swedishsweets99
Swedish Sweetie
4 years
Carhartt overalls, pigtails, Hawk shirt, how much more midwestern can a girl get lol
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@swedishsweets99
Swedish Sweetie
9 months
I'm just saying, if it wasn't meant to be eaten....would it be shaped like a taco? A cute little pink taco?
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@swedishsweets99
Swedish Sweetie
4 years
Boobs are the best place to rest a sad face.
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@swedishsweets99
Swedish Sweetie
4 years
I know I'm not a 10 and that's totally fine. I AM however a solid 6 that can make you laugh, cook and my giggle will charm the pants right off ya.
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@swedishsweets99
Swedish Sweetie
4 years
Its Saturday fuckers, make it a good one!๐Ÿ’—
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@swedishsweets99
Swedish Sweetie
4 years
Energy level of a sloth on xanax today, Sunday's are meant for snuggles and not much more๐Ÿ’•
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@swedishsweets99
Swedish Sweetie
4 years
Just a sleepy head
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@swedishsweets99
Swedish Sweetie
4 years
3rd times the charm, keeps getting deleted somehow.... Humidittities are the struggle today! Sultry Saturday...? Sure, let's make it a thing
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@swedishsweets99
Swedish Sweetie
5 years
If I suck your dick while you drive, it means I'm willing to die to make you nut. Appreciate that shit.
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@swedishsweets99
Swedish Sweetie
5 years
I suck at cuddling. In 15 minutes I'm gonna touch your private parts๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘
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@swedishsweets99
Swedish Sweetie
5 years
I'm feeling a little cheeky this #thirstyThursday hope you all are having a fantASStical day!๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘
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@swedishsweets99
Swedish Sweetie
5 years
I don't care how much weight you lifted in the gym today, did you hold the door open for the person walking behind you?
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@swedishsweets99
Swedish Sweetie
5 years
I envy guys for getting to yell "SUCK MY DICK" as sort of a "fuck you." If I were to yell " LICK MY VAGINA" I'd have like 47 tongues in my pants.
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Swedish Sweetie
1 year
So fresh and so clean
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@swedishsweets99
Swedish Sweetie
8 months
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog Is there anybody else typewriter years old?
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@swedishsweets99
Swedish Sweetie
9 months
Happy Friday ya'll ๐Ÿ˜˜
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@swedishsweets99
Swedish Sweetie
5 years
My ass thought I wanted to go out till I got dressed and ready. Fuck that shit lol my ass is staying home! Peace out to 2019 and welcoming 2020 with open arms!!! Happy New Year y'all๐Ÿ’– Be safe!!!
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@swedishsweets99
Swedish Sweetie
4 years
Merry Kissmas๐Ÿ’• Hope you are all having or had a FANTASTIC holiday!
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@swedishsweets99
Swedish Sweetie
5 years
Have you ever seen someone and thought, "I'd like to be responsible for your next orgasm."
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Swedish Sweetie
5 years
Sexting Him: tell me what you'd do with me Me: loudly chewing bagel "I dunno, prolly sex
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@swedishsweets99
Swedish Sweetie
3 years
Doin my thing
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@swedishsweets99
Swedish Sweetie
4 years
Rockin the Italian Stallion shirt tonight....between us....I'm not really Italian๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿคซ crazy I know ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’•
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@swedishsweets99
Swedish Sweetie
3 years
Feelin cute
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@swedishsweets99
Swedish Sweetie
5 years
Tan lines are sexier than lingerie...fight me
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@swedishsweets99
Swedish Sweetie
4 years
All good girls deserve a man who loves to eat her out.
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Swedish Sweetie
5 years
I deserved sex today but whatever
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@swedishsweets99
Swedish Sweetie
4 years
It's that time of year again!!! Bump, Set, Spike! Lez go!!! I'm sure I'll have more sand in my scalp and ass crack than the Sahara! ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ๐Ÿช๐Ÿซ
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4 years
Dancing naked and the neighbors saw me.
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4 years
My favorite night of the week!! Bumpin uglies! Here we go!!!๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’“
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Swedish Sweetie
4 years
I think it makes my eyes pop๐Ÿ’•
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Swedish Sweetie
5 years
So, if a cow doesn't produce milk, is it a milk dud or an udder failure....maybe it's a cowincidence
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Swedish Sweetie
5 years
Confuse your doctor by putting rubber gloves on the same time as them.
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Swedish Sweetie
4 years
Funny guys are super dangerous. They make you laugh and laugh and laugh....then BOOM, you are naked.
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Swedish Sweetie
4 years
Off to play the most extreme game of "Don't let the balloon touch the floor!!" Akaaaaaaaa VOLLEYBALL!! Lez go!!!๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’•
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Swedish Sweetie
4 years
My titties needed to be sucked today but whatever, lifes unfair
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Swedish Sweetie
5 years
I just replaced the cat litter with 99 packages of pop rocks........ Now we wait.
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@swedishsweets99
Swedish Sweetie
1 year
My mom said she couldn't believe I went out dressed like this, so I knew I was doing something right, lol Grey sweats, tank top, and Crocs WITH bluey badges, I love Bluey๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿฉต๐Ÿ’™
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Swedish Sweetie
4 years
Gotta Circle The Wagons!!!
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Swedish Sweetie
5 years
You think aliens zoom past earth and lock their doors?
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Swedish Sweetie
5 years
Merry Christmas Kids, be nice to each other and have a great night!!!
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Swedish Sweetie
4 years
Soaking up that vitamin D and doin yard work again today! Loving it! Hope y'all are having a happy Saturday ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
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Swedish Sweetie
5 years
Back at it๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ’— #ghoulgirl
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Swedish Sweetie
9 months
Big hair don't care
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Swedish Sweetie
4 years
Anybody wanna go halfsies on an orgasm?
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Swedish Sweetie
4 years
So fresh and so clean
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Swedish Sweetie
4 years
PLEASE stop warning people to stop ingesting disinfectant. Lets just let this one play out.
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Swedish Sweetie
4 years
I wanna be quarantined in a blanket fort with you, butt naked with a bottle of whiskey and a pizza.
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Swedish Sweetie
4 years
Sleeping alone is a waste of my sexual talent.
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Swedish Sweetie
5 years
I was going to make an anal joke..... Butt fuck it.
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Swedish Sweetie
5 years
Vaginas wouldn't have lips if you weren't supposed to kiss them....right?
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Swedish Sweetie
4 years
I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexia. Fcuk.
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Swedish Sweetie
4 years
Not to brag but, my nipple to areola ratio is perfect
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Swedish Sweetie
5 years
I need an hour long massage....between my thighs...with your tongue.
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Swedish Sweetie
4 years
Only time I dont want balls in my face! Hahaaaaa๐Ÿ˜‚ here we go!!๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’•
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Swedish Sweetie
5 years
I fucking love straight forward people. No bullshit makes life so much easier.
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Swedish Sweetie
4 years
Eat my pussy like you're ALF
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Swedish Sweetie
3 years
My tits are dazzling
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Swedish Sweetie
5 years
Confession. I hate small talk. It gives me anxiety. But if you want to get honest and vulnerable and weird for a little bit I am totally down for it.
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Swedish Sweetie
5 years
I just wanna do cute things with you. Selfies, cuddles, hold your hand, suck your cock.
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Swedish Sweetie
4 years
Under boob is hotter than cleavage.....js
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Swedish Sweetie
5 years
Still representing my Billsโค
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Swedish Sweetie
5 years
It's a month old and not the greatest quality but I do love me some knee/thigh high socks๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿงฆ๐Ÿ”ฅ it's a lazy attempt at #thirstyThursday kids, make yours great๐Ÿ’‹
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Swedish Sweetie
4 years
I'm a filthy FILTHY pervert, disguised as a lady๐Ÿ’‹
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Swedish Sweetie
5 years
Do you ever look at a text and just think fuck you?
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Swedish Sweetie
4 years
I just wanna cuddle you and play with your dick.
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Swedish Sweetie
4 years
I need to be fucked hard. Like can't remember my name or walk right fucked.
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5 years
I wanna be the reason you touch yourself at 3 in the morning.
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Swedish Sweetie
4 years
Just c'mere and suck the pink off my pussy would ya
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Swedish Sweetie
5 years
Gobble till ya wobble kids
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5 years
My vagina can't wait to give your penis a hug.....
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Swedish Sweetie
4 years
Laying in a pile if snow after over 4 hours of shoveling. Did mine and my neighbors long ass driveways, sidewalks and a path for the mailman. Wish I looked like a snow angel but sweaty, no makeup and a zit on the chin is what I'm working with๐Ÿ˜‚โ„๐Ÿ’•why do I live here?!
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Swedish Sweetie
4 years
I like men with massive, throbbing vocabularies.
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Swedish Sweetie
4 years
Pussy so smooth, I wanna lick myself
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4 years
I just need happiness fucked back into me please
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Swedish Sweetie
4 years
Eat my pussy like it's a pink starburst
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Swedish Sweetie
5 years
I like your face, you should let me ride it.
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@swedishsweets99
Swedish Sweetie
4 years
It's the freakin Weekend!! Time to get some projects done around the house, lez go!!๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ’“
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Swedish Sweetie
5 years
You call it morning wood, I call it breakfast in bed.
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Swedish Sweetie
4 years
My knee socks and glasses are hotter than your expensive lingerie
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