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Susan Lassiter-Lyons

@susanlyons

9 days

It really is that simple.

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1 year

@ShadayaKnight Her kids are 15 and 9. Where exactly are these grandkids coming from? Weirdo.

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@BloggedByRain Why is this literally the cutest video ever? 🥰

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@FixYourLife That’s basically the first thing we all said. My wife said “he’s definitely on Grindr.” 😂

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@MindaHarts Today is the one year anniversary of my niece being shot and killed by a Westminster PD cop in Colorado.

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7 months

@waltermasterson By this logic, Cotton is Mexican.

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5 months

@rohindhar At an Airbnb in Miami I had to tell the concierge I was the host's cousin. The host's name was Abdullah Bilal. I don't think he bought it. 😂

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@FvreignLL Why is every light in the goddamn house on?!

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2 months

@SylviaKAlston We’ve fucked it up in the past but we UNDERSTAND THE ASSIGNMENT now. #AnswerTheCall2024

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10 months

@notcapnamerica His loss. She's adorable and knows her value.

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8 months

@beyoncegarden Next day? As soon as she got outta that tank, she quit, got her stuff, and went home immediately.

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3 months

@theheatherhogan The Aces are the gold standard and Money Martin won the lottery.

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2 months

@jemelehill So he can dish it out but can’t take it. Right on brand. 😂🤣

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5 months

@TWDTV1 @sluggahjells Retire Grandma.

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1 year

@notcapnamerica

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4 months

@tiff4mahogany Ooooh... I'd sue that landlord so hard, take the house, and sell it so fast he'd have to date the freak himself just to eat. At Chili's. 😂

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7 months

@Drebae_ Accurate. It’s been 12 years since my niece was denied a restraining order and her stalker murdered her.

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4 months

@gldivittorio Scrambled eggs. Or butter pasta with Parmesan.

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2 months

@perezidentes We’re securing our rights first. Then we can worry about the rest of the world.

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1 year

@6StringRazer @ShadayaKnight That’s totally not the point.

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1 year

@DougJones Colorado is better than Alabama. And moves are expensive. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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1 year

@notcapnamerica Why’s that guy trafficking those kids? 🤔

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9 months

@TheFoxMatriarch Because men are taught that they're entitled to it.

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10 months

@d_la_reina @endlessblissx We all KNOW it's a man.

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11 months

@notcapnamerica Jesus. This is straight up evil. Just unconscionable.

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1 year

@notcapnamerica They obviously don't trust toothbrushes, either.

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2 months

@Keepinupwtee I’ve been saying this and getting shit for it but it’s SO obvious.

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4 months

@WomensHoops_USA Ooh... this is going to trigger the Corn People. 😆

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2 months

@0liviajulianna It's pretty simple to understand: This country hates women.

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1 year

I grew up in Georgia, water-skied many times on Lake Lanier back in the '70's, and I was today years old when I learned it was literally built on a Black town that is now submerged in the lake. JFC. 😳🤦‍♀️ #lakelanier #haunted

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2 months

@ebelee_ So weird they need an invisible sky daddy. In my experience, religion and morality are mutually exclusive.

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4 months

@tylercoates He's going through it. Just let the man feel his feelings.

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9 months

@notcapnamerica Ooh I know this one!! It’s because they didn’t start out that way. I have so many friends from HS who married their liberal, cool boyfriends and now most of them are MAGA. It’s weird.

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9 months

@MissRiRi33 Poor baby. To humiliate her privately is bad enough. This is next level cruelty.

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2 months

@JasmineForUS So, "when they go low, we go high" hasn't worked. Y'all need to get mean and start playing dirty.

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3 months

@awfulannouncing She was a shooter. She has no NCAA championships. But that’s in the past. To understand how bad Caitlin Clark’s turnover problem is TODAY, she has more turnovers per game than any other player in the 27 year history of the WNBA. She has 59 in 11 games. The all-time turnover

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I was an out of town bridesmaid once. Was measured in Denver and, after arriving in Detroit for the wedding, the dress literally fell off me. Chaos ensued. I stood patiently for 4 hours of alterations. It's what you do. 🤷‍♀️ #Katemiddletonisabully

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3 months

@shes_rADIAnt Don’t forget selling out arenas Meg!

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5 months

@SpiritedSparr0w Hospice nurses are literally angels. When my grandmother passed it took 11 days. The nurse said she could hear us and so we talked to her. When it got close, she told us we could tell her it was ok to go and she took off her compression socks and told me I could massage lotion

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3 months

@michaelharriot Whew. Draft comment deleted. Carry on. 😂🥂

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11 months

@MylesEhrlich @ClassicJpow She could have showed up to the press conference and said that. Oh, wait… 🤡

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1 year

@ChristaHazel This is SO satisfying. 👋

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11 months

@midnightstrack2 That is a damn good looking couple. 🤩

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4 months

@MulhollandL0ver There are no WNBA stocks.

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5 months

@awfulannouncing Good. OutKick doesn't even cover the W.

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9 months

@JustinMAlvis Russell + Ciara is the gold standard.

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@WomensHoops_USA They need that woman who beats all the guys in pickup games. She would crush 3x3.

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1 year

@benappel @dcexaminer I'm also ashamed at what Pride has become. It's embarrassing. The last Pride event I attended was about 20 years ago and even then it was co-opted by porn addicted men who get off on public displays of their fetish. I'm a lesbian and I don't "identify" with any of it.

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@esjayXX Actual lesbians aren’t trolling online for attention asking strangers if we “pass.” We’re in real life at farmers markets with our wives and dogs.

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@KryssyLaReina Men abandoning their partners and kids has been happening since the start of time. 🤷🏻‍♀️ At least there’s child support now. My mom had to raise me with zero financial support in 1965. And, speaking from experience, the kid isn’t missing much.

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@HawkeyeHunz Pure trash.

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11 months

@notcapnamerica Translation: Men are insecure and immature.

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1 year

@notcapnamerica They’re SO AFRAID. ❄️

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6 months

@Vishi_Divine I’d support that. I’d love to put the judge who denied my murdered niece’s TRO behind bars.

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1 year

@AnneICoombes 🤣🤣🤣 You belong in the men's or unisex because you are male. Why do you want access to the female-only spaces so badly when unisex is available? 🤔

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@baddestmamajama Porn, mainly. With some Andrew Tate sprinkles.

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@greg2fed @Allgirlsgo_Once Tell you one she didn’t break: turnovers. Congrats on that one! 🥂🔥🥇

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@thedonjT If I fumbled Dijonai I’d be wrapping her in bubble wrap, too. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@regularassgirl I love her!

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@archeryfan93 Damien from The Omen on the spectrum.

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@YahooSports @Balldontlie Awww just one MNBA? Thats cute. WNBA has at least 10 who’ve accomplished this already. 😂

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1 year

@Cyclingnewsfeed How exactly did a man win the women’s championship?

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9 months

@electricPRNDL Undrafted. 😂😂🤣🤣

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4 months

@DrKarimWafa Performative white saviors.

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10 months

@NoLieWithBTC @receiptmaven Know who else used that software? Josh Duggar convicted child porn offender. Coincidence?

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7 months

@repgirlypop Trash does take itself out. 🩵

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5 months

@this_is_mallory The finance teacher at that home school needs to be fired. Day trading isn’t passive income. Try a custodial Roth with solid dividend growth stocks. THAT’S passive income.

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7 months

@MeghanEMurphy @MeliR143 Disagree. I never really paid attention until Folklore dropped during the pandemic. I was in a bad place and a song from that album literally kept me alive because it felt like she wrote it just for me. I went deep then and realized her brilliance as a lyricist is unmatched.

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@GodzChild4eva That congressman is going to write another letter.

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5 months

@kyylien Male fragility and self-loathing on display. Has nothing to do with you, Queen. 👸🏼🫶

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9 months

@dollarsanddata Maybe the millionaires had another event.

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2 months

@d_la_reina Good!! My mom’s life could have been so much better if my bio dad had paid child support.

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3 months

@HotepJesus This must surely be racism…

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7 months

@verymoisturized Disagree. I discovered shrooms last year at 57 and it’s been a game changer for my mental health. 🍄

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@ChayaRaichik10 This is a GOOD thing. Why are you SO WEIRD?!

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@theeluvvbelow Let’s go, Coach!!

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@jcourtsull Legendary. 🥂🫶

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3 months

@espn I just love this kid! 😍

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8 months

@lovingheard They already blamed the Swifties for uploading Taylor’s image to AI first.

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6 months

@Kamillascsilva We got you, Champ! ❤️👸🏽

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2 months

@MrBudgetBill Just shut up and let people handle their business.

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1 year

@OliLondonTV This is disappointing. The female athletes on this list should be ashamed of themselves. If the invasion of women’s sports by trans women happened 30 years ago NONE of the athletes here would be considered elite.

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@fawfulfan Seriously! I’ve never sung the anthem at an event ever. And I’m at events that play it at least 2x a week.

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1 month

@notcapnamerica The weird guys are sooooo bad at this.

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1 year

@notcapnamerica Not cool to do that to your parents on camera. Feels exploitative. My mom was cool with me coming out but she would have (rightfully) been pissed if I told her like this.

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6 months

@TudorChick1501 Karma gonna karma.

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@greg2fed @Allgirlsgo_Once Guess what? White people know turnovers are bad, too. It’s something all the races can agree on.

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1 year

@davenewworld_2 He’ll come back a thinner, angrier gay. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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9 months

@L__G__B Lesbian here. We are women who are HOMOsexual. We don’t date men. We’re not attracted to men. We don’t want to be with men. If you’re a trans woman you are a man. PERIOD. Why is that so difficult to understand?

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@yanab0015 "Hurt, sued, arrested, you name it..." 🤣 Love KP.

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