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I’m a Financial Advisor but it’s not my entire personality 💰 Property Investor 🏠 Lover Girl 🥰

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Suriyah
3 months
Two bedroom house Stoke On Trent £130,000 (below) Stoke has a university so there is a high rental market, can be seasonal as students leave for the summer. Rental must be priced competitively as the market is buoyant
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I might delete my LinkedIn. It’s full of fake motivational people and stories. My only motivation (to work) is money so idc about these fairytales
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@recklessrai Imagine you had a peanut cookie and he had an allergy?? So many reasons why his parent needs to do better
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People are dating for LOVE. Not for money, not for convenience, not just for looks. They want someone they LIKE, a good person with morals. A lot of you don’t fit the bill
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Why is everyone getting HMRC refunds but me??????
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@beyzanurapaydin This is not my area of expertise but the interviewer and interviewee are a match made in heaven
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@JulianaAneko Sorry to intrude. But I need more info please 👀
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You lot planning imaginary kartel concerts in your head, the man needs a new KIDNEY first. Priorities lol
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@JulianaAneko The look you give them knowing they are going to have to explain to HR later
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@korejay 🤣🤣 he gonna be selling the courses to Ashleigh’s mate
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@nia_braffit Also they are BOTH dancing. He isn’t just thrusting into her at max force and off beat.
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@beyzanurapaydin Absolutely! She asked the questions she KNEW we wanted to ask. They respectfully disagreed over some things but let each other speak. It was so good
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My financial advice to you all this evening is that rich people aren’t afraid of government incentives. So if you’re entitled to any hand outs, take them proudly
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@t0nit0ne One of your close friends or relatives needs to learn how to bake before the big day because that is not okay lol
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@DiGyalDemGad Never forget
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@DiGyalDemGad All what happen to Rosie as well
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@RejiYates Black people are being attacked, there are black Muslims, black immigrants and this isn’t our fight? Mind blown
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@khalnero @RejiYates Smiled the whole way through this. They are tooo cute 👩‍❤️‍👨
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A friend l has stopped dating a guy cos she saw him at a day party with a fan. So apparently men aren’t allowed to cool down I guess, idk 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@recklessrai That was smoooooooth 😅
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This CANNOT EVEN BE REAL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@Unkle_K They should have let him jump then carried him and his sprained ankle inside A+E for an xray
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@2wenty4s Please. I beg of you, update us. I need to know how they assessed you 🤣🤣🤣
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@_shaniakilah The way I ran to your profile in the hopes you wasn’t from the UK 😩😩😩😩😩😩
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@Boasy_Blittz This actually makes sense because he CAN’T have done this over £3.50
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@Kafkaesque_k @recklessrai I have two children of my own born 10 months apart. They never wondered off to eat a strangers food because if nothing else, it could be dangerous for them as small children.
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@bobbyleeswagga They aren’t even selling good dreams 🤣 advertising jobs that were already promised to their mate Bob anyway
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@SupaSensei_7 @TheRealDrePapi At least your pops could cook one meal to survive on if anything. Some young men only know how to make noodles at best
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@raysofberry The absolute best plot twist 😭
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@JupiterKissedMe @recklessrai 2 mins is enough for some people to run off with your kid if they really wanted to. Kids do mad stuff but you have to keep a good eye on them just to be on the safe side
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@etf_98 The hymns playing in the background is what made this video so amazing 😭😭😭😭
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I have now decided that I DO in fact need a rich man and next year I will earn £16K like it was 1999. F this
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@kadeen__ “OMG we’re best friends.” 🥹🥹🥹🥹
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@Tropixsofficial Mr Palmer sir, you should be in a hospital receiving treatment
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@misslw_xoxo Girl, that is not your friend 😩😩
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@8VIIGary With all the people saying they gave a homeless man £1,000 and he turned out to be their interviewer. Cba 😴
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@MilkyLazarus The spoonful of walkers wood 🤣 no pimento, no actual jerk seasoning, no smoker/bbq and no red stripe 😩😩😩 looked nice though I guess
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@trinalew13 @recklessrai 100% and say she didn’t watch her cookie good enough 🤣
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@AthenaMarley That’s her whole husband 🤣 she’ll be fine
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@SHENYENG The Jamaican government welcomes you as a Jamaican national if you are of descent but born elsewhere. So the debate is kinda settled
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@mimitheblogger @8VIIGary He didn’t bring Sasha to sing the song 😔
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@8VIIGary He needs to sort out his vital organs before he tries to fill up national stadium 🤣
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@SirClmnt He needs to send them to those people who do the rug washing videos. They will jet wash them back to white in no time 🤣
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@duchessofpoms @ingek73 Will we get two bank holidays?
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@TomDGreen He’s probably going to get suspended until they investigate why he missed the stop i.e wasn’t on his phone etc
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Have NOT a nice day 🤣
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What Jamaican moment or chaos lives in your head rent free?
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@chynnling Money can’t buy you class I guess!
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@Blackfeminist98 His follow up is awful. He could have explained if there was some important and extenuating circs. But to say he would do it again is foul
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@abs1k_ The first steps to Nepotism 👌🏾
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@IamBane16 The way she threw the spoon back in the bowl at the end 😭
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@t0nit0ne My dear. Short hair, long hair, natural or relaxed hair, your face card has never declined 😍
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@ReformedNas_ So glad you were all there but where are the police 😩😩😩
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@missfeven Has to be the Dominic guy on NYE drama. A decade+ later and people still banter about that moment annually
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@K_bumblebee Brown parents united on this topic forever and ever 🤣🤣
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@misslw_xoxo She is actually mean and nasty for that
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@Marskull_ Noah Lyles who disses his fellow athletes? Bolt was loved worldwide by all including his teammates. Sha’Carri is a better bet.
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My favourite activity in #zanzibar was one of the cheapest. I went swimming with the turtles and I loved it 🥹
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@TerriJxeTheHoly @anticharted Mariah Carey is mixed race and Jesy Nelson is a white woman.
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A girl slept with 122 men in two weeks? My girl you bun out your clutch
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@Kafkaesque_k @recklessrai Kids do mad things but you have to keep a good eye on them. What is so wrong with watching your kid? They don’t know better, you can’t let them just wonder off.
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@KingBalmainn I agree. Some people are not good people or are not interested in love, I’m okay with those kinds of people dating one another.
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@cocobuttah_ Looked like she didn’t eat the crumbs either
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@MrsJellySantos I can hear she’s been crying but damn, now we have Tik tok obituary’s 😩 This might be how some of her relatives heard the news
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@OfficialOre There was also a whole group of missing black adults and children that went unnoticed and without investigation. We shouldn’t over look that because of the violence
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@Mama_Ninetales “You wasn’t coughing in the introduction” 💀😭
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@Kama1G I did. I encourage you to speak for yourself also. It’s okay to disagree 👌🏾
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@LillzTIL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 the last sentence was unreasonably funny
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Making Tik Toks is hard! Anyway as promised, here’s how my house viewing went. If you want free house buying advice, follow along.
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Walking the streets like hobos
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@90sBabyShow The one who never reads the messages or participates.
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@_Nicksy Those people are annoying I’m not even gonna lie. And they hog the equipment for AGES while they are chatting
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@KalmPC Women can be very mean! If you find a nice girl group, you have to cling on to them for dear life lol. Some women are just unpleasant, sadly.
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@mburukelvin_ This is frighteningly on brand🤣🤣
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I LOVE me a lover boy. Send me voicenotes, write me little love letters on post it notes, buy me flowers, send me msgs all day. I am a lover girl
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@CrocodileCam She knew good and well what he meant when he said WHATS THE RATIO. How many daddies does he have to fight, he doesn’t care about their ages
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@xm_muva Is no one searching the men/women at these events? How are people bringing needles and drugs into events?
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@RoNicMo She’s not even an out of work actress and she nailed these. I knew zero
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QT with your most recent photo of yourself or July will suck for you
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QT with your most recent photo of yourself or July will suck for you
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@OhSoFu Oooooh you’re choosing some great moments!
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@benny7gg Me when my man says “stop posting just the food, let’s post a pic of us together.”
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I also own the house next door to mine. Should I do a tik tok house tour while it’s empty?
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I would have killed this in white
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@fufuisonme I have been saying for ages I would love someone to create a black sci fi and this was brilliant 👏🏽
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@lady_amilia I have also saved money by turning on my VPN to make it look like I’m in another country and then booking my trip from UK to wherever. Works out much cheaper, may work for someone else too.
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@Tropixsofficial She’s coming back for her man 🫰🏽
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@misslw_xoxo I’m gonna add her name to my Burn Book because she’s wicked
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I had a 😒😒 convo with my kids dad. Then visited my nan to find him there sat at her dining table eating his dinner watching the chase with her??
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@InNature06 😩😩😩 it’s too much for me. I’m just like ‘when do I get paid’
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@lijitimate We need everyone together. Add in Derrick Morgan, Amari, Queen ladi gangster, world dawg etc. That would be a show 🤣🤣
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Coco white is getting a lot of hate but we had an amazing time!! Wish other people would learn how to behave though ⚪️
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Thanks guys for the kind words ❤️ For those who asked, I added an extra bedroom and bathroom upstairs and downstairs, and a dressing room in my loft
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Leaving the party now while it’s still light outside 👌🏾 ✅
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@Tropixsofficial Last man had to TWANG just so Chad could understand 😭😭😭😭
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@HarleyShah Honest to God the UK media are a disgrace
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@Antss1j 5pm friendships. At 4.59 and 59 seconds, the friendship is over until the start of the next business day
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@aChildOf2Worlds Hello! Because why am I paying £3K to go to Wales for it to end up raining when I can go to the Canary Islands in the hot sun
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