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@surfduder

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beware the bearers of false gifts and their broken promises. BELIEVE. there is good out there. much pain but still time. we oppose deception. conduit closing.

New York, USA
Joined March 2019
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@surfduder
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@MommyBigDick also if it is real, i'm disturbed by the fact that she's standing on a city street with her bare feet
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@izaak117 You deserved that
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@StephenKing Yes, you are likely thinking of the 1949 film "The Miracle of the Bells," which is an adaptation of Russell Janney's novel of the same name. In this film, two down-and-out drunks during the Prohibition era, played by Fred MacMurray and Frank Sinatra, pose as priests to gain
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@2Venting4Retail @JustinWhang dude, just put a comma or a period or something breaking up that sentence, please!
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@ravidravidravid @deeperama "she" is charles manson
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@oldfriend99 Hollywood goofs
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@AlsikkanTV i feel like it was one of the most normal songs in history. why was it weird?
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This is the most New York assessment of the nyc floods yet
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@pisstachiyo and at the same time mysteriously attracted to him
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@amore_orless same reason i voted for kony in 2012
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@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN Did you steal those from Martin Scorsese
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@tonyhawktruther @JoeBiden he didn't reply, like the coward he is
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@ChillStableGuy @maffybarbz A truly modern woman
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@paularambles ChatGPT trolling me again
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@ewarren Elizabeth Warren Buffett
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@pepsibong i was trying to find the original so i could retweet it
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i'm known as a sensitive guy who also gets angry about random shit
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@AlphaOmegaSin America would be better if you were making videos again
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@theesilverjew that's gotta be digitally messed with. if not, then that's the worst pic i've ever seen of her
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@OrdinaryGamers Not the original trilogy.
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@yesitsmyaccount Are you filming this from jail?
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@JustinWhang how the hell do you find these people
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@ecto_fun maybe he wants you to have sex with sonic
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@JustinWhang he also added that black people should be dissuaded from applying for lifeguard positions
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@pepsibong hillary duff embroidered that
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@nytimes orange. man. bad.
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@bocxtop @ItsLumberzack swag on you crazy diamond
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Why do people like Trisha paytas? She's one of those celebrities where I feel like I'm really missing something
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@PobreNoel sorry but that was a good joke.
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@AmericanGwyn why is whether the attitudes are shared by the writer relevant? a work of literature is supposed to stand on its own, not be an advertisement for how great a person the writer is
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earth 2 is trending. people always love a sequel
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@FriendofXanders @JustinWhang @bunnydelphine please don't tell me i just bought a bottle of some yellow liquid that's not her piss
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@DaveMcNamee3000 "Whiteface" is one way to call it
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@AliahSheffield Nature loves courage. You make the commitment and nature will respond to that commitment by removing impossible obstacles. Dream the impossible dream and the world will not grind you under, it will lift you up. This is the trick.
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@whatifalthist he gives extreme normie/boomer opinions. doesn't acknowledge the wealth transfer to the rich and says people just need to grind harder. even PBD doesn't take that stance, as much as a cheerleader for capitalism he is
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@chrisforfree @nypost it's their way of humourously downplaying the charade of the impeachment hearings
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@rhaenyrabread @AlsikkanTV the left characterized him as an angry white man angry that poor people were using gov't money to buy food, when i would argue that he was sympathetic to them. buying fudge rounds (or whatever it was) is not a healthy diet and arguably shouldn't be covered by food stamps
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@PKSparkxx usually i lament the disappearance of old technologies, but not in this case. partly because those were an obviously ostentatious signal of wealth (or someone who wanted to look wealthy)
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@vintagestuff4 @lonelyfag15 I hate it when women try to make me their sex slave
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@FoxOfArt3mis @4ever_Stressed @NoContextHumans Not sure I would’ve guess this if I had a thousand tries
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@historyinmemes Kurt was lucky that's all he did after causing him head trauma with a guitar. But then what else do you expect from an angry young man
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@Kizzume @realDailyWire If you hadn’t captioned that I honestly don’t think I would’ve known what he said
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@dasharez0ne you spelled bicth wrong
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@seanonolennon Everything feels dystopian. This is not John Lennon's America
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i saw john stamos trending and i thought maybe he retired from the beach boys
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@CIAGoFundMe there's a weird, blurry line between parody and reality on twitter
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@jessicobra i thought it was "shoo, gays" like "shoo fly pie" type of thing but about gay people
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picture of me from when i was a young man of 36
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cop: do u know how fast u were going? einstein: no but it was less than the speed of light, which is the speed limit in the universe cop: ok
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@averpee i'm guessing that's a picture of a pop star of some variety
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@haramcart Took me about 35 years to stop believing in it. Some people are just desperate not to inhabit a reality that seems ordinary to them
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@whatifalthist beauty and truth. there's not much more for me to believe in. i want to believe that all my suffering has a purpose, but i have no idea if that's true. i also believe that we're all connected. there's not much that keeps me going though, besides just the fact that i'm here and
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@libsoftiktok i wonder why florida wanted to pass a law explicitly stating for 7-year-olds not to be taught this shit
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@WillofShodan2 @rhaenyrabread @AlsikkanTV yes, it paints a picture of a dystopian country controlled by corporate interests
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@pepsibong I need to take shrooms
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he was on the fight
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@RadishHarmers the sexual equivalent of robbing peter to pay paul
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@MobyGamer @StephenKing I'm like the dumb Americans at the end of gremlins, who had to be told "you do not understand. You are not ready. Perhaps, someday you may be ready. Until then, mogwai will be waiting" but in this case it would be effective use of AI
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@pepsibong damn you
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@ak1gee @lonelyfag15 Will this really make me feel better? Never even occurred to me
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@tonyhawktruther you're too young for them
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Dave grohl has the same weird-ass habit as me
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@Matt_Pinner Google which theaters are in the village and go to a showing of some obscure film and see if there are still any record stores left
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@MorlockP no black person would ever assault an asian person because of their shared racial minority status
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@crockpics every police album was awesome
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@TheEbonyMaw He used to piss me off too. He's a person that's extremely easy to find irritating because of his association with the enlightened white left, but he's actually a legit scientist either way. I prefer him to Nye at least
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@dlicj my friend can't go to comic-con because of you
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@16bitnostalgia Never actually beat battletoads. Not my proudest moment
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@CaucasianJames That’s it, I’m starting a weird body club
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@Mama_Blackwidow @zachsilberberg she was on her shit probably
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@libsoftiktok i heard they hosted a drag queen story hour after
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@thatstarwarsgrl it's hard for me to vote for yoko because even though she was manipulative, she and john genuinely loved each other and they were a real partnership, even though she fucked up the beatles.
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what is this? do people inject shrooms? i'm confused
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@GeebMinister i don't get why you can have that word in your username but if i reply to someone with it i'm suspended for a week
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Oh cool look at how extended his arm is
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@fatwomenarecool i think those are kinda cool, like we're seeing a preview of future human evolution
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Just saw a picture of Harry styles and now I’m pissed off
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@DrUnicornPhD @dril oh cool, how did he do that
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so tweeting about the woody allen allegations is basically like tweeting about shrooms
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in 1999 my gf took part in online Q&A live chat with scott lucas from local h and she asked him "you've said that ny pizza is good for a slice, but chicago pizza is good for a meal. what do you mean?" and he replied "i don't remember that but that's so right my head is spinning"
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@amazon I love Amazon and their delivery service, but please don't pretend to be a charity
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@badbanana there's ufos over new york, and i ain't too surprised
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I need a booger sugar mama
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I have an idea to stop the cat from scratching my couch
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@youngtiddy is that chris cornell
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@WeaponizedRage this is what pisses me off about liberals. i completely understand the sentiment i *think* they're trying to express, which is that humans interfere with nature, but they're coming at it from a completely perverse perspective. virtue-signalling as usual. it's so tiresome
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@KatieJo47459809 @mtracey @ggreenwald As a misogynist, I would agree with this
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I love listening to music when I’m intoxicated
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@crockpics get off of my cloud
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The illustrious cast members of my personal hell
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Is this digitally manipulated or does Trisha paytas really look like that
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@Seinfeld2000 that was the one where his dad was a different person
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@oldfriend99 i just hope they all stay safe
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