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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
7 months
Imagine your mom posting this on the internet
@cavepaleo
Caveman
7 months
A mother’s diet during pregnancy is incredibly important SAME MOTHER: Twins on Vegan Diet vs Daughter on Raw Animal Foods 🧵 More pictures below
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
3 years
A king who knows.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
3 years
Some perv put Bluetooth tracker on friend’s car, keeps following her places. Borrowing car tomorrow. Violence likely.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
11 months
Good teaching point here: someone with all the gear, all the cool pictures, the following, and none of the know-how. Pick your examples wisely and remember that some of the dudes you look to as leaders have no idea what they are doing.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
2 years
This is what the establishment fears
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@surfbortcowboy
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4 years
Is there still hope?
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@surfbortcowboy
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14 days
@maleficaria @The_Hellenist Hope this helps 🥂
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
1 month
How do we feel about this
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
4 years
You all deserve this.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
4 months
@MikhailaFuller @jakeshieldsajj Business from behind lmao
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
3 years
Our guy?
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
4 years
PSA
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@surfbortcowboy
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5 months
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
2 years
Thinking about the incredible aesthetics of my gym in Japan
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
3 years
Just respectfully declined the vcine. Threats of separation.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
5 years
Today we're eating self-harvested ELK STEAKS. Arguably the most powerful meat in the world.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
3 years
Who, me?
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
4 months
Hell yeah
@lucaswmuller
Lucas Muller
4 months
This is at the RSL game tonight. Seems not great.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
9 months
@9mm_smg ….. over an acorn.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
2 years
2 over weight white dudes hold off the horde
@UltraDane
Dane
2 years
Massive group of Golden Corral patrons attack a table of diners because their steak (a table of Whites) was served first. Management tried to explain "they ordered the steak very rare, so that's why it came out first". Didn't matter... all hell breaks loose.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
3 years
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
8 months
This shit has gotta stop
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3 years
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
3 months
When my grandpa was a kid, he and his brothers found a Spanish helmet with a skull still inside it. Half a century earlier his grandpa roped a wild man in the same grove of trees. He was digging and had been eating a dead horse. They brought him back to town and eventually -
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
2 years
I like chocolate milk.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
3 years
Me and the boys this time next year.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
9 months
Great insight
@TRIGGERHAPPYV1
Crime Net
9 months
Fight on a ski hill caused by people cutting in line
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
1 year
@LukePlunkett @CSMFHT @TroyGoodfellow So it’s not an actual photograph? 😢
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
4 years
Pains me. We deserve what is coming.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
3 years
Update for you kids: Don’t let these bastards push you around. If you need more resources, message me. We aren’t going to lose this.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
8 months
Too moral to support Israel Too racist to support Palestine
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
11 months
In this case. It’s better to be the old guy turkey hunting with the radio, straps, and backup - rather than the unprepared guy taking daytime pics in his BNVGS while waiting to freeze or run out of food.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
3 years
If you’ve been told by your command that you have no right to religious or medical exemption. Respectfully refer them to AR 40-562, ch 2-6. This has worked, and will buy you time. Get any threats or orders in writing. Ask for an official memo.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
4 years
Ay bbgirl join me on the watchlist ahah
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
3 years
Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
4 years
Reminder that I don’t have a Gumroad course, but I will be shilling pasture-raised beef straight from the desert mountains of Utah.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
4 years
I found this, it’s useful.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
3 months
Got an interpreter that identified the wild man’s speech as a very poor form of Low Dutch. He was saying he would make them all rich. He knew where the Spaniards had been ambushed by natives and buried their gold. We’ll find it. 🥂
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
1 year
@CSMFHT Oh I see we brought back f*gpoasting for the day
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
4 years
Tfw no quirky Siberian “wolf mom” gf.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
1 year
Are we doing these again
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
4 years
Thinking about him.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
4 years
Talked with my grandpa (bench: 400+; squat: 500+; DL: 600+ healthy, Army stud, genius level iq) about what they ate growing up (all his brothers are the same and 6’2”-6’7”) - hot cereal and some sort of red meat each morning (venison or beef mostly) + eggs and raw milk.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
2 years
Missed RW connections: guy wearing Evola shirt at local gym.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
3 years
Remember all it takes is consistency and raw liver
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
5 years
explaining to new friends why I consume $20 of raw milk/5-6 dozen eggs a week, and refuse to touch receipts.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
14 days
Selling every piece of gear I own - dm me for bargain prices. 🥂
@handleitgrips
Handleit Grips
15 days
Jump in we’re going to go raid
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
1 year
@BlackMenaces African Hallbird at 1:21
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
3 years
@16thSMA Go home, dude.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
3 years
You know what to do, boys. Who has conviction? Who doesn’t? The coming weeks will be very telling.
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Surfbort Cowboy🌲
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@DevinGoure
Left Nietzschean
1 year
@puredemosonly Not yet, I only recently became aware of his existence and made the connection that Costin was *that guy* I went to grad school with who never showed up to any department events and repeatedly trolled the department listserv complaining about anything diversity-related.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
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@ultradeluxe666 Reddit behavior
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
2 months
For what it’s worth I believe in every word of this. 🌲
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
2 months
It’s real
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
3 years
Meme
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
1 year
@ReturnNormalcy @millennialergy Pro gay is right , I’d say.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
1 year
@p8stie I’ve spent 7 months there off and on and never came close to having a negative experience with anyone. You must have been trying hard.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
1 year
More of this
@crazyclipsonly
Crazy Clips
1 year
Car full of illegal immigrants flipped by rangers
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
11 months
Poso co-opting the message while editing out the source is such a metaphor for modern Christianity that I don’t even have time to begin breaking it down.
@JackPosobiec
Jack Poso 🇺🇸
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This year, for the first time, all 27 billboards of Times Square went dark in NYC, and then lit up with the story of the Birth of Christ The First Christmas
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
4 years
Not wrong.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
2 years
Baby formula being destroyed in underground tunnels. Breast milk being gathered and distributed. Source: military. Patriots in control.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
10 months
Why am I even still here
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
4 years
For those who aren’t familiar with the story behind my tweeter moniker. A based and obscure tale from Roman history. Used by Nietzsche to mog his middle school classmates.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
3 years
What did he mean by this?
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
2 years
If true, this isn’t noble and I dare say it will not be viewed favorably at the judgement seat.
@KeenanPeachy
Peachy Keenan
2 years
Nashville shooting update: Did you know that the parents (!) at Covenant School raised money to pay for shooter Audrey Hale’s funeral? 😭😭😭 I guess Justin Pearson and his fellow color revolutionaries were too busy meeting Joe Biden to bother.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
3 years
So many people are folding on this man-date nonsense. There’s always a choice, no matter how much they make you feel like there’s not.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
4 years
I’m gonna need EVERYONE to put an F in the chat on this one.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
3 years
It's crazy - people I've worked with and built mutual respect with for years calling to tell me I'm "F*cking r*tarded" and that I'll never be able to work a gov job or attend a good school if I go through with this.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
2 years
Tried to buy this truck on the spot.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
3 years
If your command is not willing to put the order in writing, (in the form of a counseling or memo) chances are they have no actual grounds for what they are asking you to do. Don’t be afraid to reach out to your unit’s JAG rep.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
4 years
248 I’ll NEVER cut!
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Surfbort Cowboy🌲
1 year
@JFGariepy Ancestor cry
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
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@CombatCavScout You shoulda gone to selection
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
3 years
What being an egirl on rw Twitter must be like.
@718Tv
𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚎𝚜
3 years
find the metaphor:
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
3 years
@Babygravy9 This happened to me too
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Surfbort Cowboy🌲
3 years
We’re all gonna make it bros.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
4 years
Some mask-wearing fat guy was videoing us out the window.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
4 years
Life is beautiful.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
4 years
Sending this to all the leftie gorls I know.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
3 years
Bros I really live here Wagmi
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
2 months
Story: almost closed on an awesome cabin on 10 acres. Area had been through a wildfire recently so there were no neighbors to speak of. Very small town. (Cont)
@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
2 months
You guys need to consider whether or not you want to be neighbors with the average type of person that ends up in these cheap house zones.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
3 years
Struck out tonight, but the saga will continue. This isn’t over. Will update here.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
8 months
I would have kicked ass at cowboys and indians
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
4 years
Bakdoxxing
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
3 years
@real_lord_miles Been hanging with the Taliban too much bro
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
4 years
Friend reads BAP: a screenshot.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
3 years
Somehow landed an interview for a position I am extremely unqualified for, but very enthusiastic about. Send power/prayers please.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
10 months
What if we kissed at the Nazi Observation Post in Southern Utah 👉👈
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
3 years
Demons stay losing today
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
3 years
Proud new owner of a 37 y/o rusty Japanese pickup truck
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
3 years
Not “based” sorry friends, but drop movie / show recs below. The man is gonna make me isolate for two weeks because I’m pureblooded.. I can only read and do push-ups for so long.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
3 years
Chimpout imminent. Not a drill. Blood.
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
10 months
@JackPosobiec Poso can’t say Jewish
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
4 years
Post White Boy Summer fits below⤵️
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@surfbortcowboy
Surfbort Cowboy🌲
3 years
Thanks for the support everyone. It seems like they are calling everyone I've worked with in the past to get them to try to talk me into it. I've been taking phone calls for nearly three hours now. Will provide updates as they happen.
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