Joseph Cheong @subiime Twitter profile

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

8 months

Return to korea = return of 1 hand dealer

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

2 years

And they say asians look alike

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

5 years

Theyre quick

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

5 years

We did it

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

2 years

Insane you cant even suck without being accused of cheating these days

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

1 year

What is this magic dealer

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

5 years

Grandpa peels my 3b then sighs very loudly on K103r before checking. Do i just open muck

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

2 years

After $60.3k in buyins I have made my first cash in the @WSOP Locked up $800. Things are looking up.

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

2 years

This is def the text i want to receive from a piece i bought

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

3 months

Lol old guy just told me im shuffling my chips too loud. Told him ill do it softer. He calls floor. Floor just stares blankly as he exaggerates how loud i am. I guess its about that time of the summer.

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

5 years

Theres a kid shooting a finger gun at me as his way of checking

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

3 months

I remember once i was staying at the bellagio and @AllenKessler somehow found my room number and called me at like 1am to tell me to hurry down bc a slot jackpot would hit soon. I sleepily go down and it was a penny slot w a couple grand jackpot. Told him to never contact me

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

3 months

Brian kim wanted to top my legacy as the puntiest korean. And he has succeeded. Love sickos who just play for the glory.

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

6 years

The poker players that look at their hand and slowly raise their heads, stare blankly for 30 sec at nothing, then complete their sb. Die

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

7 months

My first 10 figure cash. 1.6billion vndongs 🤑

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

6 years

Not sure how to feel about this quote at my dentists office

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

4 years

I have no pic with @Mike_partypoker to post but wanted to say this. Im a bit awkward talking to ppl i have little in common with and can come off standoffish but Mike went out of his way to say hi and shake my hand everytime he saw me. He was a genuinely great guy and ambassador

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

7 years

Ppl who squeeze and stare at their cards for 20 seconds - wtf are you doing and why? And I hate you

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

5 years

This su kid seems like the next me in the making. Looking forward to a nice punt

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

5 years

Bagged cl w 6 left. Coming back tomorrowww

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

4 years

Ive looked at this 20x today and laughed every single time. Have to share

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

5 years

Lol @themouthmatusow did you really tell postle hes going through the same injustice as trump. Real neutral interview “idk anything about case but doug/joey suck. You are innocent and i wont question a single thing.” That was...so boring

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

7 years

My friends always ask me if I know a certain Asian at their table. First thought is no you fucking racist. But it turns out I do know them 99% of the time. So feel free to ask me for reads on any Asian

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

5 years

Ft 1k deepstack. No stream so cant punt shame me suckers

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

5 years

Nothing worse than losing a pot to the guy who only puts on sunglasses when hes in a pot

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

6 years

The 2 things Ill always be known for are this and bluffing off millions stupidly. Great.

LEGION | Joey Ingram 🐉

@Joeingram1

6 years

One of the greatest celebrations in poker history lmao Sorry Joe

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

2 years

Dealer in 10k plo just asked me if i won the short deck. When will it end

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

7 years

Got my ring back guys. Ship

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

3 months

Absurd fold w QQ but love that he snap folded and just owns it and dgaf what ppl say haha

Jonathan Tamayo

@driverseati

3 months

I exist to day 9, and yes I did fold QQ

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

5 years

Wow rare to see icm punts worse than mine but this millymaker 5th guy takes the cake. Big fan

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

5 years

Nice lady came to my table at v shook my hand said I made her a bunch of money in her pool and so she wanted to give me something. I said its ok but she insisted. Gave me a lucky penny. Thanks sheryl

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

4 months

Ignore all the nerds and simps on either side of this. Anyone who really plays games of any kind knows the real reason there are more men at the top/in general in these “sports”: men are infinitely better at having no life. I see 300 guys like this daily at the wsop how are women

bencb

@bencb789

4 months

I really don't care. I can take the heat. I will share my opinion even if it upsets people because they cannot handle reality. I know very well what is going on here. Someone sees a controversial topic and takes the opportunity to farm engagement with zero logic, twisting things

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

1 year

If you got a harry potter looking fucker at your table you know youre in for some long tanks

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

4 months

Got one of those look at hole cards then sit up straight w hands in lap for 30 seconds before acting euros at my table. God i hate him.

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

5 years

Sometimes poker just fucks you in the ass. Like today.

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

6 years

My uber driver legit just asked me how my name is Joseph when I look asian. Is this idiot for real

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

2 years

This grandpa so dripped out. Wish to be 10% as cool as him

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

5 years

Most poker pros on adderall

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

5 years

How are ppl excited for the 22nd joker movie and 48th spiderman movie. How is this genre thriving.

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

4 years

Minding my own business at the checkout line in market right now. Old dude comes up and tells me theyre giving free masks out. Nice helpful grandpa i thought. Then he tells me he had tuberculosis from fking too many hookers in vietnam in the 80s. Why me

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

2 years

Why do old guys always announce reraise before 3bing

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

3 months

@padspoker Its not everyday you get a buddy shoving into your quads

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

6 years

Can we plz add shotclocks to every tourney. Euros and bonomo wannabes tanking 1min every street before acting is unbearable

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

2 years

@AllenKessler @TVPokerRoom @PokerroomKings You get the opposite bet. Have to do outdoor activities daily for a year

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

2 years

Never being accused of cheating/rtaing has some very negative implications about my play

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

5 years

gonna be that guy this summer who says “thanks” everytime i win a pot off you

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

5 months

Old twat at my wynn table last night tried to berate me after a hand until i told him “i promise im better than you at poker ask anyone at the table” and shut him up. Dont be that guy at the tables. Everyone can play however they want and nobody cares what you think about it.

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

6 years

The new random old guys telling girls to smile is random old guys telling ppl to get off their phone. No you fat bald fuck I got stupid shit to browse on reddit

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

2 years

Imagine if @padspoker posted this exact hh on ig and explained it in her words. Id be like oh shit. Learn something new everyday. Jc does block better draws. Hes sick

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

8 years

Wynn trophies are the shape of the Wynn. I would play more shit tournies if every casino had a replica trophy so I can build a trophy strip

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

5 years

Jump in the 5k and experience the first 45 second preflop tank of the summer from a euro kid. Gonna have to pull out the “does he know its on him?” bit nonstop

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

6 months

Ship itttt @PhenomPokerApp #fearthepatch

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

3 years

Just bc you glare menacingly at my open for 20sec before you shove your 13.5bbs doesnt mean Ill call it any lighter. Dick.

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

3 years

2nd to jon jaffe for 540k. Will take it!

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

6 years

Saving my run good for the tourneys that count

Venetian Poker Room

@VenetianPoker

6 years

Congratulations to Joseph Cheong who took down the DCPS Event #142 $400 NLH Closer for $69,000.

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

5 years

Weed makes you play worse

Evanss6

@Evan_ss6

5 years

Quote tweet this with your most controversial poker opinion.

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

2 years

@ChancesCards @HCLPokerShow @RobbiJadeLew @GmanPoker You ever play w her. Just a complete beginner. Altho i would love a anal bead scandal in poker too

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

2 years

The @WynnPoker @WPT is clearly the spot for the “winter wsop” we have been asking for. Huge turnouts already. Throw in some bigger buyins and extend a week or two next year. It would be absolutely amazing. @SavagePoker

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

3 months

@andystackspoker I study the old fashioned way. I ask my friends hh questions and argue w them if they disagree.

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

4 months

12th for 47k 😢

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

5 years

Ppl that squeeze cards like this. Whats wrong w you. Stop fucking up the cards.

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

3 months

Im sorry coles

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

3 months

Best players always get 3rd

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

4 months

If i raise to 2500 why do some of you 3b to 7100 instead of 7k and waste everyones time. 6900 Id understand but thats the only exception.

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

2 years

Whole room at wsop stampeded out. Some ppl got trampled. We are back at paris waiting for news. @Moorman1 comes up and says “i just opened AA and was deciding cbet or c/r flop ffs”

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

2 years

“Monster” stack

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

1 year

Wow @rampagepoker is such a fearless punter its insane

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

3 years

@krissyb24poker While I agree a antivax test should be fine, tyranny seems maybe a tad strong word choice for a private business nobody is forcing anyone to attend

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

6 years

Just watched this guy try for a minute to get cold water/hot water/ anything. Not realizing empty water container is right in front of him

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

3 years

Just got sent this from a buddy. Lmao @jcinblue

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

3 years

The only diff it makes if you stare at the board 15 sec or 1min before cbetting the flop is i think youre a dumb cunt

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

5 years

1.958 going day 5 @Real_HighStakes

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

3 months

@SquidPoker How was this allowed. Dorkiest shit ive ever seen and that saying a lot.

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

3 years

Nice white grandpa asking if the asian dealer is my sister/cousin bc i beat him in a pot. Really missed this unintentional, not malicious racism in the highrollers from all those young liberals

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

6 years

Guy to my left keeps staring at me on my turn when we are in pots. Finally suddenly turned to him and shouted BOO! during river tank.

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

6 years

My #1 advice for amateurs and lower stakes players: nobody cares why you made your bad play. You dont need to tell the whole table your “thought process” after sucking out or dusting it off

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

6 years

This is what its like trying to communicate w @kittykuopoker she never told me where

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

7 years

Why should you play the colossus you might ask. Well a guy just bet called off 100bbs on a 952 flop w 86o in level 1. So there's that

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

6 years

Facebook algorithm has reached peak racism.

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

2 years

This has been a great enjoyable scandal. Can we get at least 1 more crazy twist to flip everyone? Please.

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

5 years

At dinner with @kittykuopoker she orders this “dessert” for me and tells me this fking coconut is $200 after i start eating. I felt like i was eating the smell of a sauna

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

6 years

Replacement ring #2 wee

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

2 years

Highly recommend the ramen spot in the ballys outside mall. If you want to try ramen made by someone thats clearly never seen or tasted ramen before. Def worst ramen ive ever had. Almost worth a try

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

2 years

Odds on she gets her $ back and a apology later?

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

3 months

When i reg any event under 2k

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

2 years

Plz. If we are hu and like 20bb eff i promise you your 30 second tank not gonna make me call off tighter/lighter just fucking snap shove it in.

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

5 years

Tip for vegas newbies. You can challenge cab fares if they fk you. Idiot just took the freeway from the airport tried to charge me $35. Settled on $20 + “tip”. Just claim youre a local and they dont argue

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

5 months

Time for @WSOP 2024

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

3 years

Even fooling @pokernews

Michael Wang

@miw210

3 years

WSOP Day 2. Got asked if I was @subiime twice. Starting to just roll with it

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

3 years

@Matthew_Waxman The guys who are good at poker but also have time to workout and eat well and have a social life. Fuck those freaks

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

5 years

Soft table w 37 left in wpt montreal

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

2 years

It will never stop fascinating me how obsessed old guys are with seat cards not being picked up

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

5 years

Funniest thing Ive read this year. @kittykuopoker after trip to “stripper club”

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

3 years

@DougPolkVids A playing card of @VanessaSelbst

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

2 years

4 off $ in satty @WSOP avg stack is like 6bbs everyone is stalling. Ask floor can we go h4h it would speed things up w stalling. She responds “you dont tell me what to do. We dont go h4h til the bubble” 😂

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Joseph Cheong

@subiime

7 years

Big bag for the chipleader