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DS @uppercasesmileyface .com NYC. Wow Enthusiast. CPO, The Onion. Resume includes, Tumblr, StumbleUpon, Getty Images. NEW INC fam

New York, NY
Joined June 2009
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@strle
strle
11 months
need this for america
@MorePerfectUS
More Perfect Union
11 months
Australia is proposing huge new wage theft laws that would throw bosses in jail for up to 10 years and fine companies up to $7.8 million ($5m U.S.) if they deliberately underpay workers. The Employment Minister has submitted the bill to Parliament, and it's now being debated.
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@strle
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4 years
@heatherkenny @karenkho my awesome pilates instructor does foam roller deep release classes on saturdays sometimes- LIFECHANGING!
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4 years
@JoeFernandez Start in sales, do a couple years at a bigger place but be really curious about the business. Learn everything you can and then start looking to startup land.
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@WomensHoops_USA Allie Quigley and Courtney Vandersloot FTW
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2 years
@oneunderscore__ and something to talk about
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2 years
@verge eternally grateful for the infinite artform. RIP.
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strle
2 years
what is Casey is describing here is @tumblr , to a t
@CaseyNewton
Casey Newton
2 years
But if you tell me you’ve invented a posting mechanic that unleashes the horniest, most chaotic try-hard energy that social networks have ever seen? Something so offensively stupid that we will initially overlook its genius? That one will have a chance
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strle
6 years
Idea: @vice buys @tumblr Keep the porn, invest in fixing the spam and improving the tools. They could reinvigorate classic tumblr— forever cool/always weird/old timey /newly-relevant-again community sharing platform. So full of good fix the internet ideas CALL ME @shanesmith30
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strle
4 years
Hiring a librarian for tumblr is one of my top 10 all time best ideas. Still amazed we managed to find the very best one, and will never forget when the HR person told me we found her. She came straight from ComicCon for the interview. There should be lots more librarians in tech
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strle
4 years
Honestly considering the idea of occupying Savannah for December/January. Registration deadline December 7 voting day January 5th fuck it let’s get the senate.
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strle
6 years
I have just been alerted that @nycmarathon is using a photo of my 14th annual Mile 9 Marathon Party as the graphic on their "Where to Watch" page. Major Life Achievement!!! What a great day.
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@strle
strle
3 months
The news is true, and big shoutout to @skidder as well, a media business MVP for the ages. Very pumped for the future of @TheOnion
@oneunderscore__
Tim Onion
3 months
Some important updates: The new chairman of The Onion is @jeffiel . He will continue to run Global Tetrahedron, as he has since its founding in 1634. @LeilaClaire Brillson, former exec of the communist app TikTok and current Flaming Hydra writer, is our Chief Marketing Officer.
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3 years
No joke: the bros partying in the back yard of the building behind mine have a double ice luge for shots that reads “New York’s Back!”
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strle
7 months
@drvolts godzilla minus one
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strle
4 years
Reminder that if you are not tipping extra extra right now you are a fucking asshole.
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strle
5 years
On the uptown 6 train just now the conductor comes on and says “hello beautiful people on this train” and closes some of his announcements with “please continue to have a safe and beautiful morning” and truly the vibe of the whole car was lifted
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2 years
i been saying
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@strle
strle
6 years
I just donated to @pizzatothepolls ! You can give today at
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strle
5 years
16 years strong at Mile 9 and weather looking perfect for Sunday. 🌞 Good luck to everyone running and rolling and walking and cheering!
@arilevine
Ari Levine
5 years
Love to see my old apartment in The NY Times. Shout out to @Strle for always keeping the party live and alive 🏃‍♀️ 🎉 🎈 (bummed to be missing for the first time since 2007)
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4 years
@nickgray The reveling in your rich person white privilege is kinda gross on a regular day, but this is off the charts. Patting yourself on the back for being able to ignore it when a bunch of white nationalist insurgents storm the capitol? Egged on by the president? What do you stand for?
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strle
2 years
F I N A L L Y
@verge
The Verge
2 years
Tumblr will let you ditch its terrible ads for $4.99 a month
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3 years
Just need this on my blog. I f we are in person friends someday I will tell about the time I got to crash the secret MLB mascot convention/New mascot initiation rituals at the All Star Game.
@nytimes
The New York Times
3 years
Dave Raymond practically invented the modern sports mascot. He portrayed the iconic Phillie Phanatic for years — then reverse-engineered its success to create a process to help develop more than 130 other characters. Here's how he did it.
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4 years
@TaylorLorenz On Tumblr your follower count was just for you.
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7 years
The way Jeff Zucker's whole head turns purple in the course of answering these questions is reeeeaaaallllllyyyyy something.
@BusinessInsider
Business Insider
7 years
'I didn't know this Matt': CNN's Jeff Zucker on Matt Lauer #2017IGNITION
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strle
3 years
honestly my jaw dropped
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2 years
@markgongloff @oneunderscore__ in case people here need a gift link to skip the paywall on this one ❤️
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strle
4 years
It’s perfect
@jillboard
Jill Gutowitz
4 years
LMFAO A LITTLE ON THE NOSE, LA
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1 year
@GovKathyHochul and @NYSA_Majority in a back room negotiating about policies for future of the life on planet earth and here I am editing cat pictures. Politicians save the Planet Challenge!😵‍💫! #RenewableHeatMeow #NYHEAT @RenewablHeatNow
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3 years
If you have a cat and a couch, what you need is felting needles. After an hour of methodically poking, my couch looks practically new again and I am amazed. Victory is mine, Stefon!!!!
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strle
3 years
this thread sums up my feelings on the matter pretty exquisitely.
@eevee
eevee 💨
3 years
NFT people absolutely cannot comprehend where i'm coming from, fundamentally do not understand that the very phrase "digital asset" fills me with revulsion
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3 years
Very LOVESTAR. cc @AndriMagnason
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3 years
NEW YORK IS BACK BABY!!!
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6 years
trying so hard to trust in the universe rn
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4 years
gonna get on this train and start taking out my banana suit for power walks
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5 years
Great news everyone I have a new look
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strle
2 years
this possibly is the truest thing i ever read from an engineer.
@mcfunley
Dan McKinley
2 years
There are probably several morals here I guess, but the main one for me was never to overlook the human in the loop. The magic in the system was the person yanking 24 beautiful treasuries a day out of the sea of shirtless dudes. 54/
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4 years
@nickgray For privileged white people especially it's important to see this shit because it makes plainly obvious that systemic racism in America is real, its festering is very dangerous, and that we are utterly fucked if we don't make big changes. But you have a Tesla and enjoy smoothies.
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2 years
teen girl enthusiasts make the world go round respect teenage fangirls
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4 years
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️tumblr fam 4 life❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@davidkarp
David Karp
4 years
Still trying to wrap my head around how to be the best ally I can. In the meantime, my partner and I will be joining protests in Brooklyn this afternoon and donating $1m across organizations working for justice in policing, starting with the NAACP LDF and The Policing Project.
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3 years
My prayers for the planet and the people of this beautiful, quiet, and sparsely populated arctic landmass. The rush to colonize the resources under the rapidly melting glaciers of Greenland are a geopolitical flashpoint that everyone on earth should all dread and abhor.
@WSJ
The Wall Street Journal
3 years
China’s ambitions for a massive rare-earth mining project in Greenland have run into a maelstrom of local politics in a part of the world the U.S. considers vital to its national security
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5 years
robocall spam has pretty much ruined answering the telephone. Answering the phone used to be such a pleasurable surprise.
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4 years
This is very, very dangerous and we need to be vigilant about this with lawmakers and the platforms.
@brkend
Brent Kendall
4 years
DOJ to propose a roll back of legal protections that online platforms have enjoyed for 20+ years. Department would curb Section 230 immunity if internet firms facilitate criminal conduct, and if their content moderation is unfair and inconsistent.
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Very soon, a lil baby is gonna be born that was conceived in MY BED (not by me)
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7 years
business operations fan fic about the corporate culture integrations after Disney + Fox deal
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5 years
This video is good
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2 years
PSA for NYC ppl: Paul McCartney is doing the last concert of his tour on weds and I *promise* you will thank me for reminding you to get tickets if you go. The man is 79.99 years old and just incredible.
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strle
4 years
There was a Pro-Trump Stop the Steal march IN TOKYO this morning. This is so so so so dangerous.
@mrjeffu
Jeffrey J. Hall 🇯🇵🇺🇸
4 years
A pro-Trump #StopTheSteal march is being held right now in Tokyo. Hours before the #January6th march takes place in America, these people are holding their own event supporting the claim that Trump actually won the 2020 election.
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7 years
Please note how many women are in this group.
@Thomashornall
Thomas Hornall
7 years
Now well into their 90s, staff who helped uncover secret Nazi communications gather at British WW2 code-breaking HQ Bletchley Park
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feels so good to complete my annual ritual of riding home in the taxi getting verklempt at the marathon picture slideshow wrap ups. Best day of the year NYC!!! thank you @nycmarathon ! NY 💗 YOU!
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5 years
Ahh just 3 weeks away from the @nycmarathon , the best day of the year in New York City ❤️ Mile 9 gonna turn up as usual
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4 years
Please enjoy this utterly devastating thread about all that we’ve lost as we move about in our walled gardens online.
@erasmusNYT
Pattern Ignorer
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it’s not just you: the internet has gotten significantly worse in virtually every respect.
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@caseyjohnston yes and also "suck it you can read zero text about a show without subjecting yourself to a video trailer. Yes, we know that 50% of all title cards are just a lone person's face staring out from under bold title fonts"
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6 years
Great news, is still a link that exists and they are selling a very :Oath era shirt that says ":Protect Earth's subcultures." It's on sale for $5.99
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5 years
Kinda weird that there is no tall glass of water emoji. How are we supposed to encourage hydration????
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3 years
loving Hands down the most pleasurable clicking around i've done in ages. It's like a bubble bath for the eyeballs.
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4 years
I also have not even followed the gritty meme today but I love gritty he might be the best daimon a city has ever had. The mere thought of him makes me happy.
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strle
7 years
Can't count the number of times today I lamented the disappearance of @Gothamist during the #nymarathon . No one wraps it up so well.
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strle
6 years
Still really proud of myself for making these watermarks. Deconstructed angel halo headbands & inkjet transparencies & white nail polish I love costume craaafts! @lindseyweber @kellyreeves @jennydeluxe @made2travel @raevotta @andrearosen @forcedmeme @GettyImages #hallowmemealways
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Paul Ford
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#archivepix (saved 27 Oct 2011)
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strle
4 years
Honestly all grocery store workers should be paid double or more for the length of the state of emergency. It is stressful to be ringing people up exchanging money and goods with an endless line of harried people. You’re up close and personal. They deserve necessary hazard pay!
@juliareinstein
julia reinstein 🚡
4 years
“You’ve got the richest man in the world asking people who are living paycheck to paycheck to donate to each other. That’s absolute bullshit. With the amount Jeff Bezos makes in one day, he could shut stores down and pay employees to stay safe.”
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5 years
My favorite and least favorite part of new iOS is the thing where I choose between the avatars y’all are sending me vs the ones I already have in my phone for you. Feels a little bad to reject someone’s chosen avatar in a way but also in some cases I just already have THE ONE 4u
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strle
5 years
colorblind people experiencing color for the first time auto retweet <3
@RexChapman
Rex Chapman🏇🏼
5 years
This young man is severely colorblind. They are studying colorblindness in class. The school principal brought in some glasses that allowed this youngster see color for the very first time. This is the Twitter content I’m here for...💪😍😏😇🔥🔥
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3 years
in an alternate universe i am definitely a Nyan Cat Cash whale
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5 years
Update his name is Rodney and he has a very nice smile. I was hustling to see his face 😂 love 2 catch good vibes in the city 🥰
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strle
7 years
@buzz Fun fact about me I actually own *The Rarest Pepe* seen by only 7 people, certified by The Meme Bureau acquired at Internet Yama-Ichi 2015
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strle
4 years
. @NYCMayor + @CoreyinNYC 's budget proposal is a loss and LIE to the people of NYC. These proposed "cuts" to NYPD's budget are an PURE FAKERY @NYCCouncil , your SCAM is NOT good enough. We are watching. #DefundTheNYPD
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strle
7 years
I will never get tired of octopus videos
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strle
4 years
Friends might be ready to acknowledge that I have a tie dye problem. But also like, too much tie dye is not really a problem, right???? I really have to stop myself.
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strle
3 years
i have a fantasy about a lawsuit for getting to the bottom of the food pyramid from the 80s (6-11 servings of grains/breads a day wtf)
@deborahblum
Deborah Blum
3 years
USDA dietary guidelines which emphasize dairy products are driven by milk marketing concerns — not nutrition — lawsuit claims.
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strle
5 years
In my next life I just want to be in charge of curating extremely fancy aquariums. 🐠💖💖💖 @catyburgess
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strle
2 years
@firstadopter Dinosaurs, from the 90s?
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3 years
@bchesky bathtubs as a search attribute
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7 years
!!!!!! FINALLY !!!!!! My new pro tip for everyone going to Iceland. Get to this grocery store, buy this poetry.
@AndriMagnason
Andri Snær Magnason
7 years
Hey kids. Bónus Poetry is now available for the first time in English. Available now in Bónus. Here is a poem.
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strle
5 years
Me as a wasp
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strle
2 years
This is the kind of influencer advocacy we need tbh. Yo Cole her name is Sarah! cc @talabitwins
@coledelbyck
Cole Delbyck
2 years
A+ deflection work from this model who was seen kissing timothee chalamet at coachella
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strle
3 years
truly blessed are friends with friends who share their fancy bathtub access in nyc shoutout to my benefactor @skidder and all bath lovers everywhere
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strle
4 years
Ugh new aesthetic Is mismatched chairs??? This is infuriating. Bring back the flair!!!
@glerpie
glerpie
4 years
TGI Fridays looks like a WeWork now
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strle
3 years
shoutout from Mile 9 to @TikiBarber who i can always count on to be running the NYC Marathon. Much respect for bib number 4303!!!
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@strle
strle
3 years
Today in spectacular optical phenomenon
@guardian
The Guardian
3 years
Walker 'stunned' to see ship hovering high above sea off Cornwall
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strle
3 years
damn if these doge coins had been nyancat bucks I would be so rich rn
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strle
1 year
@AlmostMedia you should build them a little spiral staircase to get out
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strle
5 years
My sister is raving about the pickle popcorn from Trader Joe’s and I am low key grossed out but high key curious
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strle
2 years
now do more.
@EricHolthaus
Eric Holthaus
2 years
There it is: The first major climate legislation in US history, 34 years after Dr. James Hansen's testimony to Congress in 1988.
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strle
7 years
I am very sad about Al Franken.
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strle
4 years
Man fuck these terrorists, Fuck Donald Trump, Fuck the Republicans, and Fuck the Police. Also fuck all the headlines saying “protestors” are you kidding me??? America is a scam.
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strle
5 years
Doing a double header at @JoesPub tonight with @2Scoops4eva + @bridgeteverett and could not be more pumped about it. Special thanks to the partner desk @publictheaterNY for hooking up tickets to the sold out show at 9:30. Membership makes magic happen! ❤️Join a local theater❤️
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strle
7 years
Ha same forever
@catesish
Cates Holderness
7 years
i love the dumb blue hellscape that is
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strle
4 years
Confirmed Unicorn
@bksun
Ben Sun
4 years
On this day, 7 yrs ago @tumblr was acquired by @Yahoo for $1.1 bn. It was NYC’s biggest tech exit at the time and media asked if we would see others. @datadoghq @onepeloton @jet @flatironhealth @Etsy @AppNexus @Shutterstock @MongoDB @yext We are just getting started.
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I appreciate this art.
@SHL0MS
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just minted: "®" ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
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strle
4 years
❤️ tumblr forever, America is a scam ✌️
@yungdeadthing
AKWAEKE
4 years
Holy shit. I just got a huge ER bill knocked down by SEVENTY PERCENT because I listened to a Tumblr post that said to call and tell them you can't pay that. I know we all know this but truly, America is a SCAM.
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6 years
Who are my friends who want to go to the Tokyo 2020 olympics? Plan is to watch opening ceremonies on TV in America then hightail it to Japan. Extremely interested in Badminton but also other sports.
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strle
4 years
healthcare workers, janitors, grocery store people, delivery workers, postal workers, taxi drivers, warehouse workers, pharmacy workers, teachers, and more that I am forgetting all deserve our applause (and hazard pay!) I will be applauding every day at noon from now on.
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strle
6 years
what a great website. One of the all time best.
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strle
5 years
There is really nothing like a voice memo from @nickgray when you are like WHAT????????????????? We should all really be voice memoing each other more often.
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strle
3 years
re-watched the first episode of the *excellent* Dead Like Me in honor of the spaceship crashing down in a mysterious location this weekend. If you like dark and funny, this show is a great one, especially the first 5 episodes. Mandy Patinkin as the manager of a grim reaper crew!
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strle
7 years
Big News from the Mile 9 Marathon Celebration Committee!!! Congratulations Nick Chapman and @VEInternational !!!
@NVHSBusiness
NVHS Business Dept
7 years
Congratulations Nick Chapman - promoted to President of @VEInternational 👍🏼We appreciate your hard work! #leadtheway #visitusatnvhs #6firms
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strle
5 years
Hollaaaaaaa!!!!! Clip-in foot hammock for airplanes totally changes the game.
@MrMikeSmith
Mike Smith
5 years
Just landed in Dublin and gotta give a huge thanks to @strle for suggesting a glorious foot hammock in @nickgraynews 's newsletter. Business class luxury. Economy price.
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strle
1 year
@RachelShukert yes they managed to learn nothing from the same mistakes made in the print media to web transition
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