*splattack plays*
Youโre listening to
*reefslider explosion*
102.3
*clam basket opening*
SPLAT FM
*Woomy*
WHERE WE PLAY NOTHING BUT *S1 News* *S2 News* and *S3 News*
*octoling death noise*
NERF KRAKEN
*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*
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FUCK ok i just want it to to be on record that if you see me "ragequit" in splatoon it probably just means i forgot to turn on my external fan ๐ญ oh my god this probably looked terrible
In Super Mario Bros. Wonder, it is possible to trap a Koopa Troopa in a state of being repeatedly kicked forever. By bringing it between two Outmaway enemies and letting one of them kick its shell, they will eventually gang up on it and keep kicking it indefinitely.
that's a nice triple u got there hydra. unfortunately, the REEF-LUX 450 Deco is a great way to help push the front line forward for your team. I recommend this set for folks who simply love inking turf but also want the option to boldly venture behind enemy lines when the time is
no because especially earlier on splatubers would talk about how bad stringers are and put it over gameplay that looked like this without a shred of irony
"splatoon rotations are randomly determined"
the mischievous fae creatures dwelling within nintendo's servers giggling with delight as they craft the most miserable open rotation possible:
We must RESIST the SPLATOON 3 Sizzle Season LEFTIST Agendaโผ๏ธ
If you CARE about your CHILDREN, DO NOT install this WOKE SPLATOON 3 Update ๐ฑ
Watch the DAMNING Evidence ๐
what are some of your favorite callouts that you use for when you play splatoon? some of my all time favorites are, 'oh shit i died to a super chump!' , 'God damn it I fell off the map' , and of course my personal favorite of them all, 'oh God get away from me'
me at the stringer hate factory manufacturing hate against bow on twitter for the seventh week in a row because i think the aoe is free and annoying (i have never played it)
splatoon 2 comp players seeing the special that tormented them for so long getting nerfed again: HAHAHAHA YES BURN IN HELL MISSILES
me, new to comp as of 3, maining reeflux, a weapon new to 3, watching its already middling viability take a hit for no fucking reason:
GUYS I THINK I FINALLY GOT AND CLIPPED THE FASTEST ONESHOT IN SPLATOON 3* IN AN ACTUAL GAME
*the reeflux technically has the fastest one shot in the game: 8 frames from first ZR actuation to lethal shot (6-frame windup, 2 frames of charge). for reference, carbon is 9 frames
i wish people recognized more often that some people just have an affinity for a weaker weapon that means they'll perform way better on it than they ever would on shot or whatever. "just go x" i will do worse but thanks for the suggestion