My gyno is easily one of the top 3 doctors I’ve ever seen.
He’s also one of the hottest people I’ve ever seen.
He’s also, like me, newly single.
How many hours of friend labor do y’all think it will take to prevent me from blowing my great gyno situation?
I’m ready to scrap this thing where we label most sex things “kinks” and some “vanilla”.
I vote for acceptance of most of the vast galaxy of sexual interests as pretty darn normal, because over 15 years working in sexuality has taught me that this is the case.
It’s all sex.
Neither my pussy nor my scalp signed up to be an ideological battleground, thanks much.
Just trying to live over here.
This post is brought to you by a frustration regarding, well, people.
In the middle of moving apartments, I had a beautiful sexual experience with a woman. Today I started to mention it to an OnlyFans subscriber, and ran into the banned words list.
International Fisting Day is clearly still necessary.
(cc
@jizlee
)
I just repurchased an ebook, which I'd bought years ago, because the platform I did own it on took it off the platform.
There is no print edition.
Why they don't just say "rent the book until we arbitrarily remove it" is probably late stage capitalism?
Y'ALL. Someone named their cat Stoyler the Destroyler.
(In case you don't get the reference, --and you can use code JUNFL at checkout for a discount celebrating my birthday)
In today’s “I love my job,” I’m looking for a sex positive or kink friendly dentist who can provide some quotable insight for a column.
If you know someone licensed and English speaking, please send recommendations.
Yes, this is about sex bites.
Question, in the context of my role as content creator/performer/model, for fellow creators and for fans:
What’s your favorite fansite right now that allows explicit sexual videos?
I spent 45 seconds trying to remember the English word for tikvica.
If only my Serbian skills were improving fast enough to justify the diversion of brain space.
“It’s like a cucumber, but lighter, but also more of a classic gourd kind of energy but still cucumber shaped…”
🫣
I’m over here smiling at the pure joy on the faces of
@HannibalDamage
and
@jizlee
in the stills Jiz chose.
What a ride. Thrilled the content library lives on at
@PinkLabelTV
I wrote a little about the experience of filming with Cam Damage in Stoya's "Stark" for ZeroSpaces's Issue 006: Mostly Non-Binary. (Thank you
@zerospacestweet
@stoya
@tmronin
&
@HannibalDamage
!)
Read my blog:
Get the Issue:
OMG hello!
1) Would never violate your copyright that way... I read the book mostly silently.
2) Several of my subscribers are getting the book and we're going to discuss chapter two next week. The plan is one chapter a week.
Onlyfans is now Book Club.
Ovary ordeal update: I’ve got the insulin resistance aspect of PCOS. First nutritionist said I’m underweight (surprise?) and gave me a list & meal plan… with near 0 fat. Second opinion is Saturday. Anyone with a fast metabolism & insulin issues got tips for talking to the Dr.?
A good gyno is worth 1,000 great boinkers, and a great one is… A good gyno is worth 1,000 great boinkers, and a great one is… A good gyno is worth 1,000 great boinkers, and a great one is… A good gyno is worth 1,000 great boinkers, and a great one is… A good gyno is worth a
We do seem to continue our global descent into madness…
BUT
I’ve got a local source for period panties that work just as well with less bulk.
(Send super dark chocolate, red wine, or good cat memes but only good ones and no I cannot define what makes a cat meme good.)
@SenWarren
@POTUS
Please consider preventing another Operation Choke Point—do something about financial infrastructure discrimination against people who work with sexuality. My life does not need to be this insecure, yet it is. The less financially secure we are, the more dangerous our jobs are.
Once again, the law—ostensibly to protect children—will merely stamp out the ethical companies.
My latest for
@reason
, with some quotes from
@mikestabile
doing some day
#drinking
on the
#pocast
is the one and only and totally not dead
@stoya
. We talk about Stoya's move to Serbia, what she's been doing with herself. A couple historical penis ratings and a lot more on this ep.
#podnation
#comedy
I'm dealing with more menstrual blood than I've ever seen before, and my periods are notoriously heavy. People with uterus problems of Twitter, is there a point where I need to go to urgent care? Or do I just keep eating red meat and hoping for the best...
The fact that colleagues across two separate industries have had my back in untangling this flaming trash fire of a banking issue feels really wonderful.
My film for
@erikalust
is in post production, which means watching different edit versions over and over, and I gotta say
@xcatknightx
is just so freaking cute.
So, either there's an insect in the wall which is immune to both the poison spray & bait which were put out by the exterminator on the 11th, or I've got some other creature. Smaller than a pigeon.
Handyman is perplexed.
I think mouse.
Belgrade locals--please send thoughts?
I have been trying to collect myself for 12 hours. Yes, we did this one for book club. Yes, I would be happy—thrilled, even—to defend my classification of “dripping with patriarchy,” and also want to emphasize that this is a benign patriarchy and I am full of joy in this moment.
How delightful--In Slate, sex diva
@Stoya
says my book House of Holes (oh yes) is "dripping with patriarchy but bizarre, exceptionally well written, and very hot." (Wrote it a long time ago.)
If you aren't subscribed to my only fans, you just missed your chance to buy a video of me cracking myself up because my PMS boobs are so out of control they actually jiggle.
“ "When I reveal my body, I reveal much more about other people than I do of myself," Bateman said. As a semi-retired adult entertainer, I can attest to this.”
So, either there's an insect in the wall which is immune to both the poison spray & bait which were put out by the exterminator on the 11th, or I've got some other creature. Smaller than a pigeon.
Handyman is perplexed.
I think mouse.
Belgrade locals--please send thoughts?
There is nothing but the pain from cramps stabbing between my thighs to solar plexus, and my excitement about the most incredibly tacky cowgirl lingerie I found today.
OK, on the phone with health insurance waiting to see who can see me. I really... I know I theoretically survive on being an attractive woman, but this uterus stuff is for the birds.
I used to talk about this stuff as a form of activism. Now I do it to get in front of all the breeding-obsessed dudes who follow me around the internet asking whether I’m pregnant yet.
I need dexomen, a cup, and some of those sweet sweet period panties, and what I will is a wad of toilet paper “protecting” my nice panties—as soon as I get through this queue, presuming there’s anything left worth protecting
From
@JustinLehmiller
's Tell Me What You Want:
not "quite as sex-typed in terms of [my] appearance" is a really nice way of saying "big shoulders, small tits, adonis V."
This tweet is sarcasm-free.
This actually does entertain me.
(And even though it’s a stretch, I’m gonna drop that link to one more time. Search for Stoya Inc, ZeroSpaces, and have a look around.)
"I, on the couch in the previous night’s go-go outfit—a set of nude-ish band-aids over my nipples and a pair of fishnet tights repurposed as a shirt—said “I feel great about being naked.”
A epic trailer for a Fleshlife Blog post which involves sex that did, in some cases, feel pretty epic.
for the products in question.
for the video of me reading the full essay—albeit with far less epic editing.
I waited too long to start the process of making food happen.
I empathize with the cats.
(Today is parasite-pill day, so they're hungry as hell until they eat the food laced with parasite-pill dust.)
Having read an advance copy of
@vnbateman
’s Naked Feminism, and provided a glowing, heartfelt blurb, I am thrilled by this video
and by the upcoming release date (end of April.)
The people ask and I deliver.
Subscribe now to watch me read this (having finished the introduction) absolutely amazing book about pornography and the debate over, well, whether people like me get to exist in modern society.
In other news, a copy of
@supervert
's Necrophilia Variations just sold on eBay for 2k.
Maybe
@claytoncubitt
and I should start doing book promo campaigns.
What the actual, ever-loving hell
@onlyfans
? What the actual fuck
@OnlyFansSupport
? Y'all have my payouts held up *again* even though nothing has changed about my payment details.
In which I have some downtime, but not enough to do a work thing, so
@justinbfox
and I discuss AEW and WWE parallels with stakeholder and shareholder capitalism.
Very few adult performers can afford to run their own XXX website. I tried years ago, but VISA/Mastercard fees made profit impossible. It would be amazing to have more hosting platforms, most importantly the option to be independent.
🧵 This whole thread!
WHAT A SHAME THEY STOPPED PAYING ME AGAIN SO I TOOK MY PUSSY AND WENT HOME.
If someone can help me figure out
@stripe
being hooked up with my Serbian company I'll be thrilled to move to
@Playboy
It is time for another call for questions for the
@slate
How To Do It column.
Link is at the top of the page here
Do send: questions about sex, how to have sex, how to not have sex.
Please do not send: requests for how to coerce your wife into anal.
My contributions to
@slate
for the How To Do It sex advice column:
The second op-ed I wrote for the
@nytimes
:
And the most direct way to purchase my book:
Who says women can’t be sexy and smart? Today I had the absolute honour of meeting the brilliant
@stoya
, who - with combined force of body & brain - is confidently & courageously breaking society’s constraints every day. Here’s to a less, not more, puritanical world.
#TeamNoShame