imagine coming home after a long day of work to your son and his 6 bird chested ass friends poppin their pussies on your ottoman and in your mirrors. AND THE MEAT STILL IN THE FREEZER!
if you’re in a:
CVS
Walmart
Target
J.c. penney’s
Walgreens
Duane Reade
Safeway
Whole Foods
Wegmans
Kroger
Publix
Piggly Wiggly
or a Giants,
steal something right now. just throw somethin in your pocket. do it.
good morning class. today i will begin my lecture by explaining how Uncle Bobby from Proud Family and Dr. Facilier from Princess and the Frog are the same man cosplaying Prince in two different phases
niggas be like “why don’t u wanna sleepover” bitch bc i be fartin!!! i wanna sleep in my own bed where i can let that thang go off have it sound like mambo no. 5 in that bitch
wish straight girl rappers stopped talkin bout “imma steal ur man” listen niece these niggas is yugioh cards. u wann hurt me? brag about stealing my best friend and makin handshakes and inside jokes i don’t get
detox diets aren’t real. your body can filter out the toxins from the foods you eat just fine. juicing and all those super strict detox meal plans are expensive ways to get people to subscribe to disordered eating. be gentle and realistic with yourself next year.
you could literally colorize and photoshop any European leader from the late 1800s onto David Guerra’s body and I’d be like “...checks out.” like i deadass thought this was Rasputin
also if you don’t know anyone incarcerated personally, you can find people on writeaprisoner, get their inmate number, then go to jpay or their facility’s payment website (quick google search) and send them commissary there!
a couple years back at an erykah badu arena show, a girl passed out. erykah had EVERYONE stop and wait till she had assistance. there’s no excuse for a performer to keep things going when people are in danger. that’s your actual fan base dying in front of you.
gaga being like “im a little italian girl who ran barefoot around the streets of new york begging for a chance to be somebody” when she went to private school w the hiltons is her best piece of performance art tbh
the article says that if you’re of european descent (direct ancestors, eg. over 60%) you have an enzyme that lines your gastrointestinal system with a mucus that can ingest approximately a shotglass worth of bleach. so it DOES help, but not for everyone.
Harry Styles says he has “no idea who that is” after learning about Noah Cyrus’ “nappy ass heauxz” comment. Styles is quoted saying: “I thought she was accusing me of wearing a diaper.”
white girl who does stand up comedy: my PUSSY STINK! I BE FARTIN ON MY BOYFRIEND!! PEEEEENIIIIIISSSSS!
hollywood’s dumb ass: let’s get this girl TWO TELEVISION SHOWS, A MOVIE DEAL AND A MARIE CLAIRE COVER!
idk who keeps reviving Napoleon Bonaparte’s war horse and enchanting it so it can make statements like this, but we need to stop them from using their powers for bad
I watched Self Reliance on hulu last night. And i enjoyed it! but I was obviously unable to sleep because I kept imagining this guy standing over me whenever i closed my eyes
i hate when white people try to be quirky bitch like niggas are dying can y’all sit in your discomfort for one second in your miserable ugly talentless underwhelmingly bland lives?
if ur like “omg yas” about this imma bully u
follow me on ig @ polygamy since y’all wanna be in my business
if u purposely not practicing social distancing before corona’s over i hope u get jumped by niggas wearing hazmat suits
ok. i am literally asking for clarification. i am not tryna be rude or disagree with the tweet. i am one million percent asking because i want to know. are these two the hot people that think they can do stuff?
i hate white niggas that try to be "badass"
this man was telling me something and i couldn't hear so i said "huh" he gon say some "u heard me"
bitch this aint breakin bad ill smack tf outta u lmao