Stonksy
Stonksy
Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins

@stonksycollins

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Options Trader and Shitposter Extraordinaire. Come for the jokes, stay for the macroeconomic hot takes. WARNING: HOSTILE. APPROACH ME LIKE AN URSINE MAMMAL.

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Joined February 2021
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
6 months
Real economy falling apart faster than a Gen Z on Tik Tok realizing they have to work 40hrs a week forever. While the AI economy is already partying naked on the moon. When the divergence closes. Watch the fuck out.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
Wanna hear a story? March 2000 - $NVDA makes an ATH 3 weeks later it's down 50% from highs. June 2000 - $NVDA regains all loses and makes new ATH 3 weeks later it's down over 60% from highs. Goes on to make new lows and finishes the year down 80% from highs.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
Shorting it all at the close. FUCK YOUR MELT UP. IT'S A PONZI NOT A BULL MARKET. Short $ARKK $TSLA $AMD and will add $AAPL and $QQQ on Monday. Stacked to the mother fucking tits with $NVDS. I'm fucking done. You might not hear from me for a while, even if I'm right ✌️
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
@GOPJosh20 who dis?
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
2 years
Honestly I really don't think anyone is buying anything. I think it's just options manipulation so whales have exit liquidity to continuously dump on retail. FED and banks have an agreement - this is the soft landing. Pumps and dumps as we grind lower. This year is gonna fun 🥳
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1 year
I really hate $TSLA stock. Like more than anything in the world. It’s such a scam and everyone knows it but won’t do shit. It’s the culmination of what’s wrong with everything in the world. When it implodes. Then maybe order can be restored.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
THIS IS NOT AN EARNINGS CALLS. THIS IS A CULT MEETING. WTF IS HE EVEN TALKING ABOUT? ECON 101
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
$NVDA has been the worst trade of my life
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
@Jason ayo. shut up.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
$NVDA
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
6 months
I'd like to take a moment to say: Fuck you $TSLA simps. It's been a pleasure. And to think, we've only just begun. Let it sink in you fucks. Sink real deep into those thick ass skulls of yours. It only gets worse from here.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
22 days
BAAAAAHAHAHAHAH HE CANCELLED THE ROBOTAXI DAY 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMFG I'M DYING Y'ALL
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
11 months
The innovation from $AAPL is mother fucking mind melting 🤡🌍
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
I'm so short $NVDA right now it should be illegal
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
THIS IS WHY I'M SHORT $TSLA Elon is a lying lame loser fuck. The only thing he didn't lie about is when he said if Telsa doesn't figure out FSD, it's a zero. Tick tock mother fucker. Tick mother fucking tock 😈
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
2 years
@FinanceLancelot @dee_bosa Ayo come on. They wouldn't be @CNBC if they started to tell the truth
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
6 months
The retard is thinking again
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
2 years
When $TSLA stock implodes, I want everyone to remember Tesla has NEVER made an ad. They never had to. They are a hype machine - clickbait for thousands of useless blogs and YouTube channels. It’s the most epic marketing circle jerk on the planet.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
I'm sorry, why in the fuck do people think this guy is a genius? This is single cell organism type logic here.
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Tesla Owners Silicon Valley
1 year
“The desire for people to own a Tesla is really high, the limiting factor is their ability to pay for a Tesla” - @elonmusk
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
6 months
From everyone's favorite gynecologist
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Elon Musk
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Hormonal birth control makes you fat, doubles risk of depression & triples risk of suicide. This is the clear scientific consensus, but very few people seem to know it.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
8 months
"Powell doesn't want to declare victory, so I'll declare victory for him" - Jim Cramer 12/13/2023 💀
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
5 months
Me shorting $PLTR tomorrow
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
3 months
This is Ponzinomics.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
3 months
The average age of the $AAPL board members is between 63 and 75. This is not an innovation company. It is a ponzi scheme about to unravel as the originators of the scheme exit orderly out the back. Um, you're fucked. Because you won't dump your shares before they do.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
I have no words left for this fuckshit. There's over 12K puts sitting at 366 on the Q's. That is the only reason it is being pinned where it is. There is absolutely nothing else to this market but options positioning anymore. It's more a ponzi than it has ever been.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
If you are a bear you should be salivating right now
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
8 months
@dampedspring Or, just hear me out. It’s a fucking degenerate filled, options fueled casino detached from any fundamentals and will do whatever the fuck it wants. Therefore applying logic as you have is a futile task.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
ARKK now up 41% on the year and the QQQ only 38% Maybe the batshit crazy witch is the new Nasdaq.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
11 months
Apple missed earnings. Twice. And guided down. That is all.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
I’ll pay for X Blue or whatever the fuck the retard wants to call it only if THIS is the logo.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
8 months
@williamlegate Just found my new favorite thing to do. Call Tesla dealerships asking them for every feature that Elon has ever promised via tweet.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
7 months
All hail the Queen of the Degens 🫡
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
Who the fuck programmed these fucking algos? VIX up, Dollar up, 10 YR back over 4 and barely a fucking dent on the Q's. This is just fucking madness at this point. And everyday I think, it can't keep going on like this. Guess what mother fucker, it does 🫠
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
8 months
Market doesn't need a crash. It needs a fucking exorcism. There is something so deranged and wrong with the financial community, it's truly pathetic and I have zero respect for it anymore. Every financial media outlet is fucking joke.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
2 years
@BubblePrickr @StealthQE4 Druck is the fucking man 🫡 Oh yeah, I watched the non Gen Z version of this a few weeks back. He couldn't be more on point. This one is even better imo (and 1 year old). People always catch on when it's too late.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
Fuck every last one of you $NVDA buyers. It’s coming. And it’s going to burn.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
Everyone is sooooo bearish 🤡🌍
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
6 months
Why the fuck do you think this is my largest short position and why I won't shut the fuck up about it? It's not cause I'm obsessed with the simp cult or even Ketamine Karen himself. It's because $TSLA stonk is mirage. It's a straw man. Filled with nothing. Not if. But when 😈
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
He will sell more shares this year. Or he’ll get margin called. Either way. It’s not looking good for the simps. Fuck Elon. Fuck $TSLA. Fuck the cult.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
6 months
Adam Jonas when he heard Elon say "Dojo is a long shot"
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
7 months
I will be short anything and everything related to AI next year. All year. Until it implodes. Because it's a fucking joke. That is all. Enjoy the last gasps of this fuckshit ponzi.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
2 years
You wanna know what the really realy fucking funny part is? There's less than 3% short interest on $TSLA right now 🤣
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
The amount of hatred I have for $NVDA stock is unprecedented.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
6 months
OMFG IT'S JUST CHATBOTS AND IMAGE GENERATORS YOU FUCKING STUPID DUMB FUCKING CUNTS. THERE IS NO AI REVOLUTION.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
7 months
Elon just said he's not ever lost anyone money on an investment. While on speaking on a platform that he paid 44B for and is now valued at a fucking fraction. Clown retard.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
2 years
The stock market is not forward-looking. Its participants just tend to latch onto stories that make the future look nice.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
7 months
What part of the bubble do you think we're in?
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
9 months
Dan Ives is a retards idea of a savant genius. This guy has the acumen of a deflated football. Fuck this entire network for allowing these retards on carte blanche with their erotic fan fiction. Short $TSLA into the fucking ground. Unless you're a pussy.
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CNBC's Fast Money
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$TSLA bull @DivesTech sees the stock heading to $310 by next year. He says the sell-off is a buying opportunity and that it's still Tesla's world.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
8 months
$TSLA bulltards going long before the Cybercuck event
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
Little bitch confirmed. Sacks is about it to fuck around find out. Calling out @AlderLaneEggs is not a good look my guy. But then again you hang around Scamath and that other twat, so kind of makes sense that you make fuckshit decisions like this. Ah well ✌🏾
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
11 months
OMFG. It's over.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
Don't be a lame. Do it. #BlockElon
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
The relentless buying of $NVDA is fucking mental. Did someone give Bill Hwang a loan or some shit!?!? Come the fuck on.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
Apparently this tweet is reeeeeally pissing off Goober!! You know what to do do RT and pass this along 🫡
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Dan O'Dowd
1 year
In my ride along with Ross Gerber, @Tesla Full Self-Driving ran a stop sign at 35mph. If Ross hadn't slammed on the brakes, FSD would have T-boned a car obeying the rules. FSD tried to kill us in an hour of city driving! Everyone should demand it be banned immediately. @NHTSAgov
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
2 years
THIS!! THIS IS WHY I SHORT $TSLA. Y'ALL ARE HAVING A LAUGH RIGHT?
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Reuters
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Musk's Texas company now is floating ambitious plans to deploy thousands of humanoid robots, known as Tesla Bot or Optimus, within its factories, expanding eventually to millions around the world, according to job postings 2/6
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
8 months
Powell is a fucking joke.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
9 months
We are participating in arguably the most criminal market in recent history. From fake stock pump headlines to record IPO busts to record ponzi ETF's launching to record share buybacks to gamma squeezing options on the Mag7. This is not a bull market. IT IS A PONZI.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
2 years
Ouflows are higher on $SPY. These moves higher are happening on piss poor volume. It's just options degens. Keep calm and stay short 🫡
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
6 months
"We dug our own grave with Cybertruck" "Cybertruck is the best product we've ever made" And this kids, is why you don't do ketamine.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
Bulltards are now all googling: "Who is Fitch, and why he make stonk go down?"
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
2 years
@CramerTracker bruh called him Jimmy Chill 🤣
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
6 months
LMAO Don't think of $TSLA as a car company because it kind of sucks at that. Think of it as a AI and robotics company - the parts of the company that make it zero dollars.
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If you're a bear and this price action breaks you. Then you were never meant to be a bear. Think about what we're doing. We are fighting everyone. The only thing normies know how to do is buy stonks. That's it. Nothing else. We're playing Texas hold em against a 6 year old.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
10 months
Bahahahaahah they think this is bullish 🤣💀
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
How!? How in the actual world does anyone listen to this buffoon and call him a 'genius'. That word literally has no meaning anymore. His jokes aren't funny. He's not thoughtful or even coherent. Seriously, how?
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
Keep buying $NVDA you fucking retards.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
6 months
"Tesla will be larger than Saudi Aramco combined" "We dug our own grave with Cybertruck" "Dojo is a long shot" Add your fave in the comments. And, yes this is engagement farming 😈
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
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He's a fucking fraud. Through and fucking through. He's invented fucking nothing. Not a single fucking thing. How many Tesla roadsters are there? You know, the first car he promised?
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Krombopulos Michael
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@stonksycollins The cult: "Your meme game is strong!"
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
So ah, how does this square up with Cathie Wood’s $2000 price target?? If self driving was a deepfake ruse then it’s not happening and that’s still bullish? Did I get that right?
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
Let this sink in $TSLA
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
Who wants to tell the $NVDA bulls about the semiconductor oversupply? Anyone? Ahhhh, they'll figure it out themselves.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
10 months
Enjoy your little bounce you fucking neanderthals.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
2 years
@BradMatheny33 @RetirementRight Is this melt-up in the room with you right now?
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
2 years
Bears capitulating here is the cherry on top of what will be one of the most epic short setups of this year. Y'all are real life wankers if you're closing your shorts at this point. Hold the fucking line, or never short again. You're a danger to yourself and everyone around you.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
2 years
@BKOCharts @unusual_whales Nah bro, he does that himself
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
Whoever is buying NVDA right now are the ones with actual "artificial" intelligence.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
We are well beyond max retard on $TSLA at this point.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
6 months
$TSLA simps short circuiting 🤣🤣
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Fuck this autistic fucking gopher
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
10 months
And then Space Karen Cowboy decided he was gonna do some 'citizen journalism' in a pathetic dog whistle attempt at distracting from what is already shaping up to be a horrendous quarter for Tesla. FSD still hot garbage. No Cybercuck Mobile specs. And I'm sure, more price cuts.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
Make this make sense to me
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
VIX up. Dollar up. Yield up. Shitco's fucking flying. Yeeeeah, no way there's a rug pull. This is a rotation. Of retarded proportion and if you can't see that, please unfollow me.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
Name this pattern:
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Enjoy the margin calls you fucking twats $TSLA
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
Just in case anyone forgot. $AAPL missed earnings. First time is 7 years. That is all.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
If you're buying Apple here, you're a retard. That is all.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
9 months
$AAPL has MISSED earnings the last 3 times. That is all. Carry on ponzi.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
I will always remember the day that Matt Damon called me a pussy for not buying crypto.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
2 years
Listening to crypto maxis right now, and it dawning on them that the whole thing has all been a ponzi pyramid scheme is like watching a train wreck in slow motion. It’s kind of pretty.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
2 years
Is anyone else concerned that the DXY just had it's worst week since March of 2020?? Just me?
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
6 months
Cringe Daddy strikes again. And this was right before he announced more price cuts 😬 It's super cute watching him and his simp army malfunction and spiral into a descent of madness. This site is free.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
So I guess the tech buying retards algos and retail are going to ignore the move on the 10 yr. Cool🤣 $NVDA just become my largest short position.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
How in the fuck are the Q’s only down a pubic hair right now with Apple shitting all over itself like a U.S. senator?!?
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
@CNote1111 I see you've added 'AI enthusiast' to your bio. Did you drop NFT collector? Is that like not cool now?
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
1 year
So I guess it was just Quantitative Teasing @concodanomics
@wolfofwolfst
Wolf Richter
1 year
Fed’s Balance Sheet Plunges by $101 Billion in Two Weeks, as QT Continues and Bank Liquidity Support Begins to Unwind. The dream of a return to QE was fun while it lasted.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
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Fuck your melt up to new ath. Fuck your magnificent 7. And fuck your Santa Rally. We just getting warmed up y’all.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
10 months
Just when you thought he couldn't do something even dumber. Here is your genius 🤡
@WatcherGuru
Watcher.Guru
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Elon Musk says X (Twitter) will remove the like & retweet button from the timeline.
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
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Shorting $AAPL because I'm not afraid to take on the final boss of this ponzi fuckshow. This is just optics. And they still can't make it look good 🤣
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Stonksy "DA DOOMER" Collins
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Told you that batch of Ketamine was good. Still afraid to short Tesla you fucking pussies? I cannot be any fucking clearer. He’s going scorched Earth because it’s his only option. It’s fucking over.
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