Options Trader and Shitposter Extraordinaire. Come for the jokes, stay for the macroeconomic hot takes. WARNING: HOSTILE. APPROACH ME LIKE AN URSINE MAMMAL.
Real economy falling apart faster than a Gen Z on Tik Tok realizing they have to work 40hrs a week forever. While the AI economy is already partying naked on the moon. When the divergence closes. Watch the fuck out.
Wanna hear a story?
March 2000 - $NVDA makes an ATH
3 weeks later it's down 50% from highs.
June 2000 - $NVDA regains all loses and makes new ATH
3 weeks later it's down over 60% from highs.
Goes on to make new lows and finishes the year down 80% from highs.
Shorting it all at the close.
FUCK YOUR MELT UP.
IT'S A PONZI NOT A BULL MARKET.
Short $ARKK $TSLA $AMD and will add $AAPL and $QQQ on Monday.
Stacked to the mother fucking tits with $NVDS.
I'm fucking done. You might not hear from me for a while, even if I'm right ✌️
Honestly I really don't think anyone is buying anything. I think it's just options manipulation so whales have exit liquidity to continuously dump on retail. FED and banks have an agreement - this is the soft landing. Pumps and dumps as we grind lower. This year is gonna fun 🥳
I really hate $TSLA stock. Like more than anything in the world. It’s such a scam and everyone knows it but won’t do shit. It’s the culmination of what’s wrong with everything in the world. When it implodes. Then maybe order can be restored.
I'd like to take a moment to say:
Fuck you $TSLA simps. It's been a pleasure.
And to think, we've only just begun.
Let it sink in you fucks.
Sink real deep into those thick ass skulls of yours.
It only gets worse from here.
THIS IS WHY I'M SHORT $TSLA
Elon is a lying lame loser fuck.
The only thing he didn't lie about is when he said if Telsa doesn't figure out FSD, it's a zero.
Tick tock mother fucker. Tick mother fucking tock 😈
When $TSLA stock implodes, I want everyone to remember Tesla has NEVER made an ad.
They never had to. They are a hype machine - clickbait for thousands of useless blogs and YouTube channels. It’s the most epic marketing circle jerk on the planet.
Hormonal birth control makes you fat, doubles risk of depression & triples risk of suicide.
This is the clear scientific consensus, but very few people seem to know it.
The average age of the $AAPL board members is between 63 and 75.
This is not an innovation company.
It is a ponzi scheme about to unravel as the originators of the scheme exit orderly out the back.
Um, you're fucked. Because you won't dump your shares before they do.
I have no words left for this fuckshit.
There's over 12K puts sitting at 366 on the Q's. That is the only reason it is being pinned where it is. There is absolutely nothing else to this market but options positioning anymore. It's more a ponzi than it has ever been.
@dampedspring
Or, just hear me out. It’s a fucking degenerate filled, options fueled casino detached from any fundamentals and will do whatever the fuck it wants. Therefore applying logic as you have is a futile task.
Who the fuck programmed these fucking algos? VIX up, Dollar up, 10 YR back over 4 and barely a fucking dent on the Q's. This is just fucking madness at this point. And everyday I think, it can't keep going on like this. Guess what mother fucker, it does 🫠
Market doesn't need a crash. It needs a fucking exorcism. There is something so deranged and wrong with the financial community, it's truly pathetic and I have zero respect for it anymore. Every financial media outlet is fucking joke.
@BubblePrickr
@StealthQE4
Druck is the fucking man 🫡 Oh yeah, I watched the non Gen Z version of this a few weeks back. He couldn't be more on point.
This one is even better imo (and 1 year old).
People always catch on when it's too late.
Why the fuck do you think this is my largest short position and why I won't shut the fuck up about it?
It's not cause I'm obsessed with the simp cult or even Ketamine Karen himself. It's because $TSLA stonk is mirage. It's a straw man. Filled with nothing.
Not if. But when 😈
I will be short anything and everything related to AI next year. All year. Until it implodes. Because it's a fucking joke. That is all. Enjoy the last gasps of this fuckshit ponzi.
Elon just said he's not ever lost anyone money on an investment. While on speaking on a platform that he paid 44B for and is now valued at a fucking fraction.
Clown retard.
Dan Ives is a retards idea of a savant genius. This guy has the acumen of a deflated football.
Fuck this entire network for allowing these retards on carte blanche with their erotic fan fiction.
Short $TSLA into the fucking ground.
Unless you're a pussy.
Little bitch confirmed.
Sacks is about it to fuck around find out.
Calling out
@AlderLaneEggs
is not a good look my guy. But then again you hang around Scamath and that other twat, so kind of makes sense that you make fuckshit decisions like this.
Ah well ✌🏾
In my ride along with Ross Gerber,
@Tesla
Full Self-Driving ran a stop sign at 35mph. If Ross hadn't slammed on the brakes, FSD would have T-boned a car obeying the rules.
FSD tried to kill us in an hour of city driving! Everyone should demand it be banned immediately.
@NHTSAgov
Musk's Texas company now is floating ambitious plans to deploy thousands of humanoid robots, known as Tesla Bot or Optimus, within its factories, expanding eventually to millions around the world, according to job postings 2/6
We are participating in arguably the most criminal market in recent history. From fake stock pump headlines to record IPO busts to record ponzi ETF's launching to record share buybacks to gamma squeezing options on the Mag7.
This is not a bull market. IT IS A PONZI.
LMAO Don't think of $TSLA as a car company because it kind of sucks at that. Think of it as a AI and robotics company - the parts of the company that make it zero dollars.
If you're a bear and this price action breaks you. Then you were never meant to be a bear.
Think about what we're doing.
We are fighting everyone. The only thing normies know how to do is buy stonks. That's it. Nothing else.
We're playing Texas hold em against a 6 year old.
How!? How in the actual world does anyone listen to this buffoon and call him a 'genius'. That word literally has no meaning anymore. His jokes aren't funny. He's not thoughtful or even coherent. Seriously, how?
"Tesla will be larger than Saudi Aramco combined"
"We dug our own grave with Cybertruck"
"Dojo is a long shot"
Add your fave in the comments.
And, yes this is engagement farming 😈
He's a fucking fraud. Through and fucking through.
He's invented fucking nothing. Not a single fucking thing.
How many Tesla roadsters are there? You know, the first car he promised?
So ah, how does this square up with Cathie Wood’s $2000 price target?? If self driving was a deepfake ruse then it’s not happening and that’s still bullish? Did I get that right?
Bears capitulating here is the cherry on top of what will be one of the most epic short setups of this year. Y'all are real life wankers if you're closing your shorts at this point. Hold the fucking line, or never short again. You're a danger to yourself and everyone around you.
And then Space Karen Cowboy decided he was gonna do some 'citizen journalism' in a pathetic dog whistle attempt at distracting from what is already shaping up to be a horrendous quarter for Tesla. FSD still hot garbage. No Cybercuck Mobile specs. And I'm sure, more price cuts.
VIX up. Dollar up. Yield up. Shitco's fucking flying.
Yeeeeah, no way there's a rug pull. This is a rotation. Of retarded proportion and if you can't see that, please unfollow me.
Listening to crypto maxis right now, and it dawning on them that the whole thing has all been a ponzi pyramid scheme is like watching a train wreck in slow motion. It’s kind of pretty.
Cringe Daddy strikes again. And this was right before he announced more price cuts 😬
It's super cute watching him and his simp army malfunction and spiral into a descent of madness.
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Fed’s Balance Sheet Plunges by $101 Billion in Two Weeks, as QT Continues and Bank Liquidity Support Begins to Unwind.
The dream of a return to QE was fun while it lasted.
Told you that batch of Ketamine was good. Still afraid to short Tesla you fucking pussies?
I cannot be any fucking clearer. He’s going scorched Earth because it’s his only option. It’s fucking over.