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stokhastik

@stokhastik

8 months

free math tutoring for t3+ ow players. Why? Because path2poverty means not too much time2study. Plus it's my hobby. Plus it helps me meet ppl in the scene. Discord: morijin1345

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@0O10100 @111502z It's surreal to me as an Asian because growing up u were gaslit into oblivion that u were the ugliest of all of the races

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@magicm8ball Beer battered fries extra thick uncut with truffle garlic

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6 months

@skiesti_ ur interaction baiting content got used for interaction bait and now ur mad lol

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5 months

@AV2RY You know damn dinner with PGE ain't worth $29...his hourly rate is only $15

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@stokhastik

7 months

bruh I accidentally followed some Christian acc named @JadeAtrophis something when thirsting after @itsjadeyanh

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@stokhastik

8 months

@alvicates @Blizzard_Ent I am literally disabled (tons of surgeries on my right shoulder from basketball) and am a top500 genji main. ( @YulitzG can testify, and my profile is on my Twitter). You'd literally have to be armless to enjoy those heroes.

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5 months

@gdmorejon She's exactly my type I can fix her frfr

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@0O10100 @111502z This generation is literally surreal

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4 months

@anpaure Genuinely if your diss to a young person who is overzealous about mathematics it's not really a diss at all. I know plenty of people who wasted their youth on frivolous things like socializing with people they never spoke to ever again after high school.

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@stokhastik

7 months

Don't use the secret stalkers app - it's another shitcoin scam app in disguise. I'm 95% sure all it does is that it randomly samples recent people you've interacted with and gives u a list of 5. On top of that, you've now followed 3-4 crypto-bros/influencers.

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6 months

@898v865889 @0O10100 @111502z I think it's still not the case for the men, but I understand how the fetishization of Asian women has been a long-standing trope in western culture .

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@stokhastik

6 months

@pli_cachete @StatsLime pg. 9 Prop. 6.4 IS EXACTLY what blood is talking about.

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@stokhastik

5 months

LFT McDonald's near Seattle prev. experience: Huntington Learning Center, my dad's company, Numerix, graduate TA 👍

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@stokhastik

7 months

@Gurululz imagine playing overwatch for good fundamentals instead of click da head....MUST BE UNFUN!!!! :))))))

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@stokhastik

5 months

@dyslecksya @storytimebed @LukeminoO Start high mmr acc prolly a freshie 5 stack force tp brawl get champ 4 get Twitter likes

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4 months

@magicm8ball I'm not even kidding I've gotten like 2 replies from her and I think low-key it's because I'm autistic

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@stokhastik

5 months

@Coach_Ocie Unemployment energy strong with that one

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@stokhastik

7 months

@Niffekys Totally a legit player and NOT sus right?

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stokhastik

@stokhastik

6 months

I don't understand why people struggle with making connections - it's so simple. 1. Value the relationship above all else. 2. Be a decent human. 3. ??? 4. Profit

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@stokhastik

7 months

random @YulitzG clips to vindicate his name

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@stokhastik

7 months

@MaeveOW @FACEIT_OW It's never gonna happen. You know for a fucking fact they cannot. They can say it, they can do it, but at the end of the day SA is still the place that it is.

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@stokhastik

5 months

@Coach_Spilo "buff mercy" lol

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@stokhastik

6 months

Back on NA West, I can feel my brain cells already dying.

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@stokhastik

5 months

@ChopperOW1 no cuz 240Hz to 360 hz is only like a 1.39 ms improvement between frames or something compared to the 2.4s for 144 to 240 Hz and 9s for 60 to 140 Hz

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@stokhastik

5 months

@miniapeur Any math that isn't abstract algebra is pretty fucking sensible even analysis

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@stokhastik

8 months

@Coach_Ocie My manager literally does all of this and more - she is the backbone of our team and is literally of the best in T3 (imo).

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@stokhastik

3 months

What I've been up to

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stokhastik

@stokhastik

6 months

ranked is p. boring, but it's weird to see how dead this szn is. genuinely i was 1-2 games away from M1 which would've made me fake early szn t100. that's crazy.

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@stokhastik

5 months

@AbsoIutee @supertf coached this guy b4 can confirm

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@stokhastik

3 months

Bro why is this platform now so ridiculously right wing and racist

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@stokhastik

3 months

how I got an autism diagnosis without taking any test

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@stokhastik

7 months

@Kapey774 too bad I'm Mauga and u just wasted rock on me. Now we walk on you for free

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@stokhastik

5 months

@cassiemoans_ Girl r u sure u don't just have hemorrhoids

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@stokhastik

6 months

@Coach_Spilo i haven't seen a human in a long on this site, it's truly humbling to recognize the face of a Man, like Levinas suggested...

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stokhastik

@stokhastik

4 months

Overwatch Esports to theoretical math/physics and philosophy pipeline here :3

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@stokhastik

6 months

@quantymacro @mr_plumpkin I charge $18 an hour below Calc 3. $25 for anything for abstract linear, real analysis and 30 for modern algebra. For ML, quant finance, stat mech. and probability, it's $25 as well. ;)

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stokhastik

@stokhastik

6 months

I'm gonna miss this life - there's too much to be grateful for.

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@stokhastik

7 months

@quant_arb That's because ur doing math. Doing math is fun. Coding on the other hand is just not.

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stokhastik

@stokhastik

5 months

Hypothetically if I were to start my own OW org with a paid salary system, would there be any investors in the scene who'd be interested? I'd be willing to put down 25k for the first year, we'd have to somehow make up for the rest. Someone who understands Esports expenses dm me.

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@stokhastik

6 months

@mouse_math this is sarcasm done well.

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@stokhastik

5 months

Get a job get a life stop playing video games 8 hours a day and you won't be mentally ill anymore lol

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@stokhastik

5 months

did you know that a 500k grand prize split amongst a whole org is...McDonald's ~~employee~~ manager salary if you WIN?

Ocie 오시

@Coach_Ocie

5 months

OWCS players begging people to buy the Hanzo skin so that they can afford gas. (They still won't stream scrims with comms).

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@stokhastik

7 months

my attempt to do actual philosophy on this platform (for gamers). content warning: math, statistics, philosophy, computer science, physics.

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@stokhastik

6 months

@Kapey774 Gotta drop ur resume, SSID and logins to your various bank/stock/crypto accounts instead

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@stokhastik

5 months

@ItIsHoeMath Nah I'm pretty sure this is 110% bullshit

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@stokhastik

8 months

@RAIA_ow ur tier list is wrong lil bro

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@stokhastik

3 months

The dumbest people I have ever met on his platform have had something related to AI or crypto in their bio. You are an idiot in a cult.

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@stokhastik

7 months

@mslkmp in general this was how mathematics was always classically done - it's just different now with the high abstractions that we have (like modern algebra, probability, differential geo., topology, etc.) it's much harder to do so outside of PDEs and other applied contexts

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@stokhastik

7 months

@dyslecksya Everyone has bad games. Putting them on blast on twitter is cringe.

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@stokhastik

4 months

@SamitoFPS Out of all of the dogshit CDs in the game...you choose to whine about...*checks clipboard* the CD that doesn't do any damage and requires you to be point blank for it to hit????

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@stokhastik

4 months

tfw uve gotten into a degen bedrot schedule a week before your investment firm job

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@stokhastik

5 months

@SsJankauskas @skdh @ylecun Consensus is a fundamentally flawed epistemology.

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@stokhastik

6 months

@sealpuppies @skiesti_ no u

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stokhastik

@stokhastik

6 months

I don't reveal my name on this platform because 1. I post about mental health 2. Employers track u everywhere 3. I say controversial shit about philosophy, politics and how dumb the ow scene is and more stuff that would land me in trouble.

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@stokhastik

6 months

Math finance interview questions

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@stokhastik

5 months

@kosenjuu wait til this guy learns about LiGmA (Line Gradient Magnitude Algorithm)

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3 months

@Seur101 @AetherMoose In not a single way was he wrong

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@stokhastik

6 months

@whosantyx God's work

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stokhastik

@stokhastik

6 months

Sorry @necros_ow and @alvicates fans, but the best genji (non KR) is a player you've never heard of... @elementalguy4 is the best genji in non-KR, and it's not close.

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@stokhastik

6 months

u have a liquidpedia i have a google scholar we are not the same

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@stokhastik

3 months

my gifted sub RNG is crazy

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@stokhastik

5 months

getting drunk and eating hi chews is the best

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@stokhastik

6 months

@AbsoIutee tbh Carms yelled at me but I regret nothing. That guy was a WEIRDO.

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6 months

@warty_dog n = 24, are you sure this is a representative sample?

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@stokhastik

5 months

Watching NA be unable to default to their handicapped comp in OWCS was a mistake

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@stokhastik

5 months

Feels good to know I make more than everyone in Esports combined 👍

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@stokhastik

5 months

Indian Fintwit is the best lmao - as an American you cannot comprehend what is going on but they're making bank it always feels like

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@stokhastik

5 months

@TFallibilist Quant traders use analytics dashboards?

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@stokhastik

5 months

@girlcel_ Pretty trans girl and terrible posture name a more iconic duo

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@stokhastik

5 months

my fs @snottyfinga is literally a worm eater

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@stokhastik

5 months

broke: "6v6 is better than 5v5" (obviously) woke: shitscan is boring and always has been

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@stokhastik

6 months

pairs trading with first passage time theory for ou i hate u - u've wasted nearly a year's time worth of research to return sharpe ratios in practice worse than Gatev et. al (2005), the dumbest and most naive method in the literature...

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@stokhastik

5 months

@yacineMTB medically you are wrong but pragmatically you are correct

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stokhastik

@stokhastik

5 months

Chat is Esports veteran another way of saying unemployed fat fuck?

m5ri

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5 months

So incredibly disrespectful. I've had nothing but good experiences being at both Levelup Arena locations, multiple times, in 2021 I was at the Grand Opening of the original location in Overland Park, and I've never had anything bad to say about lvlup until now.-

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6 months

@StatsLime @pli_cachete you beat me to it, the property is called asymptotic normality. The whole point is that all of these CLTs are just saying some 2nd-order approximation (where the weight on the 2nd moment differs often, but the first moment is OFTEN centered) of your statistic is good enough,

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@FormulaDeltaOne the more quant and less trader u get, the more you realize how dogshit everything is and the more you wanna play it safe. traders don't care tho - they a have way better sense of fundamentals than us quants so they're able to discern things the numbers don't see.

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@stokhastik

4 months

The tank buffs r broken and no one asked for them, but here we are. 6v6 was a much better solution to how the game is now but yk great job blizzard!

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@stokhastik

5 months

@returntohegel Hegelian egirl baddies got me feelin some type of way

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@stokhastik

6 months

@sim_kern You are a hero. Genuinely. Keep. It. Up.

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@stokhastik

6 months

@miniapeur at least there's a functional form, a purpose to this man's actions. surely he doesn't kill anyone but the intent is there... starting ML without calculus is literally like taking the bullets inside the gun out and throwing them randomly at the sky

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stokhastik

@stokhastik

5 months

how did he get a preview of my dissertation smh

Mathieu Alain

@miniapeur

5 months

Proof by tears.

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@stokhastik

6 months

@abcampbell @redoatz THIS is the only true and correct answer. THIS right here.

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@stokhastik

6 months

Bumping this for next time when I host a Spaces, didn't happen on May 6th so will probably happen soon

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6 months

@lastpositivist What's colonial about mathematics? Genuinely what is?

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@stokhastik

7 months

@chaitinsgoose @amix011 Physicists are just good generalists, but in general are pretty awful at real math (proving interesting and important theorems in mathematics, not just calculations and estimations of physical quantities)

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@stokhastik

5 months

@Winstonplayer1 if u didn't expect this big brain answer well guess what as a math phd i didn't either

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@stokhastik

5 months

@Duderichy iPad gen smh

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stokhastik

@stokhastik

6 months

Algo you've given me dumb philosophers, mathematicians interaction baiting, cultist quants, can you please recommend intelligent mathematical physicists posts? :3

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@stokhastik

3 months

follow yulitzg on Twitch, i just gifted 50 subs (bought 51 subs total) so u can get one for free

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@stokhastik

6 months

@stacycay Bwahahahahahahahahha

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@stokhastik

6 months

broke: hitting on egirls woke: hitting on philosophy/culture critic egirls bespoke: hitting on physics genius at Harvard egirls

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@stokhastik

6 months

@Saraht0n1n heyyyy there qt3.14...do u need a new math pet? we could like *gasp*, try to come up with a rigorous theory for real-valued path integrals! that would be nice, wouldn't it? :3

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stokhastik

@stokhastik

7 months

@exwexwexwexwexw T3 hitscan is a cheater, more news at 8 - zzzzz boring I'm already asleep where's the controversy. People need to just ban @aria_fps already and just move on.

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@stokhastik

7 months

@jakeow 6v6 open queue was a a terrible fking game mode. This community is so braindead and nostalgic for no reason.

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stokhastik

@stokhastik

6 months

Hosting a Spaces to talk about Quant finance interview questions tonight after 10:30pm! Here are the first three questions (not an any order) we'll cover:

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stokhastik

@stokhastik

5 months

the AI dating revolution is coming and it's not what radfems think it's gonna be...

Massimo

@Rainmaker1973

5 months

A Chinese woman living in California has fallen in love with Do Anything Now (DAN), a jailbroken mode of ChatGPT, showcasing their steamy and romantic exchanges on social media. The couple has been “dating” for about 6 weeks.

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Close ur eyes and let the word paint a thousand pictures - one good girl is worth a thousand bitches. Erm it's actually a million now, thanks to hoeflation. :)

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@stokhastik

6 months

Imagine just being inferior to pure mathematicians and just realizing your entire field is trivialized by some 19 yo genius unmedicated while ur snorting addy to barely staying in the amath game

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@stokhastik

4 months

@SamitoFPS The developers, in fact, did not play their own game. :)

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