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Football and social commentator 🤓|| Jack of all trades, master of sum👨‍💻🏘|| I am free of all prejudice, I like everybody equally. || Question everything.

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined June 2011
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POETRY from 2012. Apologies, we was young. 😂
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@MusialaEra @Nadalchukwu Lessons to take back to the Emirates. 😂😂😂
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@Asensii20 He won a pen.
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@Troll_Futballl Harvey Elliot. Surely.
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@FaruqBashar Its 2024 and the fraud has turned 36. Take your flowers.
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@MattWalshBlog Make America Great Again.
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@ToonFan14 Trust me. It is not you making these people famous and rich.
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@mrmichaelbarton Jamie Carragher who Steven Gerrard carried all his carrier was on TV ranting about how Ronaldo's goals were bad for the team. Gary Neville said he actually prefers Weghorst to Ronaldo because of ETH's nonexistent style of play.
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@iamnasboi Hating on Davido must be tough. Lol. Just a pure vibe. Happy boy.
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@Squawka Alexis McAllister, just wow.🤯
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@theMadridZone It doesnt count as a loss got Rodri. It was a draw at FT.
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@eurofootcom Women need drama to survive. It's like oxygen for them.
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@OfficialVizeh Whys Saka dancing? He threw his leg at Neuer. It's not a penalty. Saka should have been carded.
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@Atalanta_BC Lookman went home with his parents?
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@BBCSport Foden drops a stinker and it's "how can England get the best out of Phil". can't say the same for Trent and Saka, even though those barely drop stinkers for the 3lions.
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@neliswa_daily Human beings should even be eating that much. Food kills. Fasting replenishes.
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@Ifcj__ I reckon it is the beauty sha. The looks.
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@UTDKylian Why does SAF 98/99 have Ronaldo's picture? GenZs.🤦🏾‍♂️
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@afcjxmes Rivaldo and his son played together in Brazil.
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@X_Dailly He rode with Osihmen to the wedding. How did he use his presence to gain early entrance? Lol.
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@paddypower Like clockwork.
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@premierleague Too many good goals in the LIVFUL game.
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@KELLYROWLAND Naaah I could swear you was dark??
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@centregoals Lmfao! The irony.
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@eurofootcom Diego Forlan. He was absolutely sensational. He is hiterally synonymous with that WC. 🔥
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@manchestriconic Klopp in his 9years in Liverpool played the best football the English Premier league have ever seen. No other team comes close.
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@UpToTASK "I heard Hailey's name in a song and I lost it." 🤬
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@OneJoblessBoy Who is the interviewer? Lol. Allow him have his opinion. Why you forcing the Burna thing so hard on a grown man who clearly prefers Davido's music. Using workrate and playful songs to downplay Davido's artistry. Pathetic. Quite unprofessional.
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@iamjuddah "Why don't you take us to some place cooler? Like, Africa." 😂😂😂 That riot scene was wild.
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@theMadridZone 105 goals in 101 matches. 1.+ goals scored per game. CR7 is undefeated.
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@AnythingLFC_ @90min_Football Obviously Bobby Firmino. How do you not see it? Lol.
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@Saweezyy Messi went to Roma with a 3 goal lead. Lol.
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At Alausa right now and these guys came to share energy drink for us. Na energy drink wey support us na we go patronise. My people am I making sense??? #AlausaProtest #SarsMustGo #EndSWAT
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@ruffydfire What's our business and your business with Trump? How do you call Tinubu unfit and want to dance around Biden? You don't find hypocrisy in what you do?
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@theebobai @wickedstepmami The kidnapping that will go down too. "Bandits have taken control of Lekki-Calabar coastal highway tunnel".
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@peekaymila @UduhEmeka We just dey pressure ourselves with English for this country. 😂
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@ryan3levis 😂😂 Spot on. Sadly.
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@AnfieldRd96 They don't know what it means to play for the badge. This is where Hendo comes it.
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@eurofootcom @SamiMokbel81_DM He was the man of the match of the game I saw. He had the assist, as crucial as the equalising goal too.
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@ProdigyFCi Ronaldo literally took Portugal to the Euros and Nations league trophies.
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@TrollFootball Dominic Szoboslai. The only accurate answer. 😂
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@DaveOCKOP One last dance.😥
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@brfootball Hatrick in a european final in front of your mum must be quite special. A day they both will never forget. 👍
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@RMadridInfo @Nadalchukwu This was brilliant. So satisfying.
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@DavidHundeyin No way he is in power if it is not working for the West. No way. It's common sense. I have always said it that GEJ did not lose the elections to APC or whatever the party went by. Neither did Peter Obi. They both lost to the West, the US. Those who know know what this is. If
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@SirDavidBent It's not a Yoruba girls thing, you probably are an Igbo man living in the west and so you think it's a Yoruba girls thing. Its a common occurrence amongst poor Nigerians. I'm sure if you go spend time elsewhere, you'll notice this. Delete this.
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@Salwan_Momika1 She was respectful going about it though. I dont think it should be compulsory man or woman to accept a handshake.
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@paddypower I think it's the lack of Saudi Billions..
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Bitches come and go. Love comes and go.
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Me and my bitch Took a lil trip Down to the garden Took a lil dip (Oooh nooo) Apple juice fallin’ from her lips Took a lil sip
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@AintYOUMaj @mutsamutasa @_nixter @DeniroMason @FatBoiKeem @_ugly_goddess @lavishhh___ I think he should be ignored. He has obviously missed the point of the argument.
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@eurofootcom It's even the shukushuku material.🤣
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@AnfieldRd96 Calm down. We lost, Arsenal lost, now let's all watch city win every remaining games.😂😂
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@Nig_Farmer @olubo And this makes sense to you?
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@sexy_oma_ Daughter of Zion, what are you following him home to do?
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On God, I felt joy today seeing the movement. It was just so beautiful to witness and be a part of.🤗 I pray the focus remains. I hope it doesn't end in vain. #SARSMustEnd
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@__gershom @thatgoddess____ The place of giving cannot be overemphasized enough. It's a God ordained principle.
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Peruzzi's Majesty gives me joy. Once it comes on, I just start smiling.
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@YashRMFC 😭😭😭
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@NoodleHairCR7 They could have ordered 4 penalties for Messi in the game instead. LMFAO! Siuuuuuu!
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@centregoals Klopp is a legend on so may fronts. He is the voice the PL should listen to. He will be such a huge miss for the EPL.
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@DFG_UTD @StokeyyG2 Finish top4 first?
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@Troll_Futballl This was wild and hard from Jamie Vardy. Maximum respect. 💪
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@UtdGabbii Didnt know Luis Figo was left footed. GenZs. Lol.
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@Squawka How many from open play do they both have?
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@iam_Davido I KNEW THIS WEEK WAS MY WEEK OF SUPRISES!!!! YES LORD THANK YOU 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 0694178650 ACCESS BANK.
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@Detolz_ @Anshulsii08 All his energy uno, Guess who retired at 33? 😂😂😂
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@RobinaxOg Na igbo man get the investment. Easiest decision ever I guess.
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@JIDsv @SwaeLee @wizkidayo Bro! You know this. LMFAO! Wizkid is your daddy @SwaeLee he is not your twin. 😂
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@GBignick @_ugly_goddess @Chayyslayys Covering up is unsafe and uncomfortable? Or what is the point of this banal tweet?
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@statmusefc Mo Salah is in a league of his own. Loool.
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@paddypower Pretty sure it is a paid crowd.😂 City should be investigated.
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Guys! There is good news. My oga, Omoju Paul @OmojuPau just joined Twitter, he has been doing giveaway on Instagram and he wants to extend his Goodwill to Twitter users. All you need do is follow him and Retweet this tweet to win. #PaulCovidFunds
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@centregoals The greatest mentality on a football player ever. The goat.🥶
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Ore Don't be shy I no fit move until I see for light I'll cry a river if I fit walahi 🤸🎵 #Majesty is a mood
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@CristianoXtra_ @ovwede_ greatness in every league he found himself. That's a goat.
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@BBCSport The best way to get the best out of Foden is to stay Gordon on the right wing and drop Foden to the bench. Bring him on in the second half for Saka. Let them both fight for the right wing with Saka clearly owning that position for the time being.
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@TheseGiftsDou @TeamDreamville You were bored as hell? High for hours is one of J Cole's most brilliant song. Every verse got me...
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@NoodleHairCR7 R9 for a reason lol.
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@ScottyHayter Plus she is beautiful.
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@TransferSector Quansah's ceiling is over the roof.
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@YashRMFC 😂😂😂 possession merchant. Rodri can take the ball home. Looool.
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@dondekojo @cremechic11 Like the time they tried to compare her to Michael Jackson as the greatest entertainer ever. 😂 Mehn I love Bey but after that madness, it didn't make sense anymore.
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@DG_Reformed He is probably the one Arsenal fans thing Saliba is. 🔥
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@Watch_LFC Dreams. Zidane was made for us.
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@utdbrxy LMFAO!!!! Goated. 😂😂😂😂 "Put down the gun son". 😂😂😂
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@ruffydfire There is no single biggest war criminal than the US and the democrats you support. Last time I checked, it wasnt Putin that destroyed Libya and left it in ruins. Please focus on Nigeria and the many problems we have here. You can lend your voice to no to GMOs if you need help
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@AnfieldRd96 Embarrassing.
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@nottzak Lmfaooooooooooooo!!!!
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@ThebestFigen Where did the blue truck come from though?
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Baby if something is possible Let it be possible After you manyewu Which one be e go be o?😂🔥 @Peruzzi
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@KM_243_ Now compare to this.
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Wow! Harvey Elliot strike! Jurgen Klopps reaction says it all 🤩 #premierleague #LiverpoolFC
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@RobinaxOg @Chyy_Nelo She should have brought a steak knife from home?
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@PhilKitro There was Luis Suarez and there was Mo Salah.
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@osho_wise There are a couple of others scripture that have the same wordings, as much as 4, 5 of same wordings.🧐
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@pwealth_ Nothing traumatized me as much as Diamond ring. That movie put the fear of darkness and the devil in me. 😭😭😭 Until my sister told me to just remind myself every time that that was Liz Benson and not a ghost. I would run like Usian Bolt when I'm in dark corridors.
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@Ifcj__ 😂😂😂 come on man.
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@premierleague Bro we are watching the qualifiers. Leave us alone with this efootball. 😂
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@UruguayanScouse Correction: "Liverpool played every single fame last season and still beat you 5-0 at your backyard." Cry more.
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@shaileshbrahm @Bayoir Dear Lord Jesus, heal and cleanse our land. Amen.
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