Stephanie Bjork @stephbjork Twitter profile

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Stephanie Bjork

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4 years

@peterbakernyt @katierogers I lose my extra unemployment today and my health insurance on Friday, and my job of nearly 15 years seems to have disappeared and the White House is worried about the Rose garden. 😳🤬🤨

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@HaZey_hM @weprotect_truth @ndrew_lawrence If you're talking about diversity and how horrible it is, it stands to reason you're talking about people different than you and the most usual way of categorizing humans is by race.

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@HaZey_hM @weprotect_truth @ndrew_lawrence Race is a reality of modern society, to ignore it's affect is not 'color-blindness' it's willful denial.

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@ArthuronSports @JJWatt Just because you have it doesn’t mean that you have to spend it. Why pay someone to do what you can do yourself.

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@mirajackson @FoxNewsResearch We really need a sarcasm font!

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@Hogshead3Au @ask_aubry I would always say too bad I love you. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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6 years

@Cocoabitter @ladydem65 @realDonaldTrump So what exactly did you find out about in late 2009 which led to this epiphany?

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4 years

They have no shame.

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4 years

They cannot tell the truth...

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5 years

@ALT_uscis @IvankaTrump I’m beginning to think he doesn’t know how numbers work. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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@byrhsin I once asked a woman who just left a 3 decade marriage why she left and she said ‘I figured if I was going to be that lonely I should at least be alone.’ 🥹😭

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@CharlieWBrennan @rgay I had 3 kids by the time I was 23. Not all young people are babies. 🙄

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6 years

@existentialfish So if my spouse cheats on me I should just tell him to stop. Then when I hire the hot babysitter and he does it again I will have the upper hand.

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@ScottPresler @realDonaldTrump

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@WhiteHouse How dare you use this women’s pain just to score some cheap political points.

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3 years

@Bearsfan5234 @buitengebieden_ Why does it look like she’s holding a hedge hog?

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2 years

@pogan_logan @CharlieWBrennan @rgay When you’ve been married for 35 years and you have 3 outstanding adult children yes it is.

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4 years

@jbrown11871 @MidwinCharles @GingerSlapp Why do I get the feeling that mostly the difference is the amount of melanin in the persons skin?

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3 years

@SarahSpain When Ted Cruz is on your side of an argument you might want to consider a change in stance.

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4 years

@markscoldtakes @wittelstephanie

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@tvBartonek @dave_bfr

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@writtenbyjd @daytondailynews @jbalmert Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

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6 years

@QuabbityAshwitz @CVillejan @MissionChaos @atrupar Like Trump is running through the drive-through and bringing back bags of burgers they are going to eat straight out of the wrapper?

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@johnpavlovitz Sense of humor

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@WillBrink @loconte Be glad you can be so cavalier about it. Your life, body and health will never be permanently affected by pregnancy.

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@drmackey @loconte That’s why it’s called pro choice not pro abortion.

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@HeatonstuHeaton @igorbobic @chrislhayes It doesn’t help.

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@Melodious1one @richardmarx

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@JoeyTMannarino @realDonaldTrump How many times do you need to be told that applying for asylum is legal?

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@DeanDesign101 @TouchOfStupid @JeffreyGuterman @later_tatter @realDonaldTrump No grown ups know that you can't 'unwound 'yourself by causing others pain.

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@JBaker48 @rachelhopmayer Which actually proves the counterpoint that the vaccine is dangerous. Their was a minute reaction, the vaccine was paused until they determined it was not related to the vaccine itself.

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@Nflsucks4490 @NBCSBlackhawks Now do the red parts where there are actual people instead of farm land.

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@system_payment @Mvtivs_hx @MK_____813 @annieril That is either incredibly naive or or undeniably dumb. Either way it shows a complete lack of empathy.

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@tbrusletten @JessicaValenti @MyaNetwork Does that look like a child to you?

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@ICUEverywhere69 @wcsek @NRATV @DLoesch If guns made us safer we would be the safest place on the planet.

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@Goodable

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@patwmcgee @JCTSports @m_sheldon The whole world is in on the conspiracy to rid the USA of Donald Trump.

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@Literature_Lady @SarahSpain what you do now?

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@Lrihendry @realDonaldTrump 1st of all Obama built that and 2nd of all Reagan blew up the deficit and started the demise of good blue color jobs.

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@atrupar I get the I’m cold part but what’s up with his tongue?

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@shawnmeuse @GlennKesslerWP @KirstenPowers @washingtonpost They who can give up liberty for safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.

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@DLoesch @DrStephanieLaw @dagank4 @shannonrwatts She most certainly didn't attack the woman, She asked legitimate journalistic questions. Lastly, your use of the phrase of 'God bless" in order to dismiss and belittle people is morally reprehensible.

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@checkitout5555 @klgw_99 @jc50000000 @adamconover @give_me_bells

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@Doembon @SheilaKatz1

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@Kevthkid @jessmendoza

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@KarenBennett61 @AshleyRParker Did you actually listen to anything either of them said?

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@palecur @CamGirlKitten @Gabrielle_Korn

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@jblovelace93 @BarstoolBigCat

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@Adam_Krejci @marchmadness @BarackObama

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@ellle_em My son played travel sports for years. The way some parents would just let their kids run wild after we got back to the hotel would blow your mind. I will guarantee that my sons wouldn’t have participated in that debacle and if they did they would have been punished equally.

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@ASoftstar How do you wash your face?

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@Chasekr19 @NickFriedell Would you prefer ‘corn hole’?

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@stinkpickle1976 @DanFromMo @ParkerMolloy @MonicaLewinsky You don't get to decide who should end their marriage. Some of us take our wedding vows seriously. Just because her husband broke his vows doesn't mean she has to.

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@HummerJones @annkillion My son, my husband, my brother and all other intelligent sports fans love to discuss sports with me. How does my 2x chromosomes change my ability to discuss sports?

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@MorbiusDevo @alexhaedda Socialism is not anti individualism

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@tomskorupski @hemantmehta Banning books is never the sensible thing to do.

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@Menace2Sobriet2 @donwinslow @lib_fan Then why is he doing it? It is not a natural position for your hands to be in.

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@noahgendas @RexChapman They’re paid to do what our elected officials tell them to do. If you want to complain about what that is take it to the officials, leave the soldiers alone

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@JunkScience The planet will survive. It's the people we are concerned about.

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@Hockey_Man03 @JoJoFromJerz 13 years and less than 20 followers. Obviously all of your takes are this scintillating.

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@janineg42 @HoneyBadger4518 @TaraMaddock @Sensei415

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@Drop3rdX @unravelingdaily @IngrahamAngle @trumps_feed Tell me how using Christianity to control citizens is any different than using Muslim law to control citizens?

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@trampas @ask_aubry Correlation doesn’t equal causation.

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@rxtechy @damhof1 @seanhannity

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@Drewski206 @NFL_DovKleiman

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@stephenrblv

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@Tporterhouse23k @TimRyan A senate race is about knowing your audience and using your resources in the best way possible. Scheduling anything that you want people to show up to during an Ohio state game in Ohio isn’t either of those.

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@RexChapman Same energy as my dog and my neighbors new puppy

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@AirBossUT5 @voxdotcom @RashidaTlaib @AOC Worked perfectly fine at post offices for over a hundred years.

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@Islandgirlness @yagirlkat_ Doctors can tell if you’re really having a heart attack. They don’t just take your word for it.

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@birdderdson @MLB

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4 years

@WhiteHouse These jobs are not added. They are less than half of all the jobs lost. Quit trying to tell the unemployed they’re not really unemployed.

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@wensyel @fatfrank719 @tombrokaw @nytimes 50 years ago the KKK was a Democratic org. Then along came Lyndon Johnson and the civil rights act. They haven't voted a D since

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@EliseRaat @johnpavlovitz If abortion is a satanic ritual why are there considerably more spontaneous ones than voluntary?

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@jen_rummler @sarahcpr I want to be asked and I want to go but then the energy it takes to actually go is sometimes more than I can manage.

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@Kelpmaiden @mynamehear I find that nearly impossible to believe. Just because you’re not a fan doesn’t mean you’ve been able to avoid ever hearing a song made by the most popular artist of the last 2 decades.

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2 years

@koumiss @maggieNYT Abraham accords did nothing to advance peace, and moving the embassy to Jerusalem did the exact opposite.

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@5uzAFone @therecount Just a guess but if they’re trans they are probably on a cocktail of hormones to suppress testosterone and flood the system with estrogen so some of the natural physical benefits of being born a male would be negated. Also it’s not as if this is a widespread problem.

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@Chilichimp1 @CharlieWBrennan @rgay Although monetarily and patience wise having children in your early 20s is not optimal physically it produces the best outcomes and it also makes for the best 50s!

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@nickc66 @jamiedow2710 @ChatByCC @realDonaldTrump The Nixon administration is the one who propped up the Shah and set up the dominoes which fell during the coup. Reagan’s cohorts we’re negotiating weapons for hostages before he was even elected. I won’t even start with the personal insults.

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@JeanineD12 @ElieNYC I have the exact same story but it was in St. Louis lost on the way to a baseball game.

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