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@mynamehear

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BREAKING: Email address linked to Tim Walz found on hardcore plumbing advice forum

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@mynamehear

3 months

The Supreme Court today: - Homelessness is a crime - Bribery is okie dokie - Companies can pollute all they want and the government is powerless to stop them The guy who started this:

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3 fun facts for MAGA 1. There are 0 recorded cases of post-birth abortions (they don't exist) 2. There are 0 recorded cases of a school nurse performing gender-affirming surgery (duh) 3. You are in a cult Have a good day

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My dad in 1990: You can't believe everything you read. Think and figure things out for yourself My dad in 2022: Joe Biden is 3 lizards in a trenchcoat

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This election being about a cop vs. a felon and police unions overwhelmingly siding with the felon tells you everything you need to know about who the police really serve.

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Travis Kelce is a 6'5" NFL tight end who's dating the most famous woman in the world. This might be the most hilarious hill anyone has ever chosen to die on.

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Does anyone have a pic of JD Vance with this german shepherd at any point BEFORE he led him onto the plane?

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@mynamehear

7 months

Hey you remember that time Trump delayed people's stimulus checks during a pandemic because he wanted his name on printed them so voters would think he sent them money during an election year?

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Biden will stop at nothing to buy votes.

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7 months

Biden should flat-out say "I refuse to authorize Donald Trump receiving the daily security briefing because I fear his legal issues and financial situation will tempt him into selling America's secrets to our enemies." Time to take the gloves off.

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@mynamehear

3 months

If you see something wrong in this country and wonder how it started, 9 times out of 10 the answer is Ronald Reagan.

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Trump thinks people claiming asylum come from asylums. That's why he keeps bringing up Hannibal lecter. It's that simple. He is just incredibly stupid.

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@mynamehear

8 months

they thought we'd never find out

Richard Strocher 𝕏

@RichardStrocher

9 months

My name is Richard Strocher. I’m a Gen-Z Conservative who is fighting for President Trump in 2024. Trump is the only America First candidate. I will loyally aid him in defeating the deep state, ending the border crisis, and restoring order to our nation. Will you join me?

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I disagree with my friends on this. I love the tattoo. I think every Trump fan should get this tattoo and really own the libz.

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Reporter: Thank you for sitting down for this inter... RFK Jr: My family and I ate Jimmy Hoffa for Thanksgiving in 1975

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BREAKING: Nikki Haley bids adieu to final shred of dignity

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@mynamehear

7 months

$1000 to any reporter that asks Trump what he would do differently than Biden about the situation in Wakanda because I wanna watch what happens next.

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2 years

BREAKING: Republicans introduce bill raising voting age to white

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7 months

Obama should walk up to Trump and slap the shit out of him while calmly repeating "presidential immunity," just to see how committed Trump is to this charade.

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@mynamehear

2 years

My wife asked me to buy her tampons and I'm terrified. How do I know which ones are endorsed by the city council?

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@mynamehear

11 months

Congrats to @Moms4Liberty on all their electoral successes last night!

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5 months

Elise Stefanik frustrated by lack of media attention, announces plans to murder kitten

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It doesn't get said enough that Rand Paul is a piece of shit.

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"You used to be able to get cereal for 20, 30 bucks a pound. Now it's at least a hundred dollars a pound, probably. They debit it straight from your account when you show them your grocery ID."

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@mynamehear

7 months

Trump has been living off credit for at least 30 years. His entire "career" has essentially been a Ponzi scheme duping lenders. This is what happens when a Ponzi scheme reaches its inevitable conclusion.

No One Will Give Trump a $464 Million Bond, Lawyers Say

The former president’s lawyers told the appeals court they’ve approached “30 surety companies through 4 separate brokers.”

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@mynamehear

6 months

So, Pete Buttogreg teamed up with DEI and social security to have ISIS crash a ship into a Baltimore bridge because trans people? Do I have this right, you absolute fucking muppets?

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@mynamehear

3 months

Every single Democrat calling on Biden to drop out will ultimately vote for him. The only lasting thing that will come out of this is the damage they do among impressionable people who don't always vote. It's the stupidest self-sabotage.

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@mynamehear

7 months

Trump probably committed high treason. Mike Johnson has no bank account. Clarence Thomas openly accepts bribes. Matt Gaetz is being investigated for sex trafficking. This barely scratches the surface of Republican party corruption. It's at absolutely staggering levels.

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3 months

Maybe it's not my place to answer, but I'd pack that shit in Tupperware and serve it for every meal until he stops being a little bitch

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Imagine having a face made from 2 different corpses who both died wanting to speak with the manager

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@mynamehear

8 months

The thing about Fani Willis is that Clarence Thomas has accepted hundreds of thousands of dollars in gifts from right-wing billionaires and is still sitting on The United States Supreme Court where cases involving those billionaires' interests regularly appear.

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8 months

BREAKING: Supreme Court conservatives confused, unclear how states' rights could apply to case not involving controlling women's bodies

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@mynamehear

9 months

Once again, the American Idiots got mad at a song called American Idiot because it pointed out that they are, in fact, idiots. Props to Green Day on 20 years of primo trolling.

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@mynamehear

2 months

Lindsey Graham arrives in Paris to cheer on French men's pole vaulting team

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@mynamehear

6 months

This dude made a video complaining about tampons being available in a men's room and even the tampon machine is creeped out by him

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While taking a leak at the Ottawa Int. Airport, I found tampons and maxi pads in the men’s room. This shit isn’t real. I still don’t believe it. I’m in the Matrix.

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5 months

When you know your moment has come

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@mynamehear

8 months

bro is unstoppable

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'Alpha male' turns out to be fake beard glued to volleyball

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Happy birthday to Melania Trump! 🎂🎉

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This checks out

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10 months

Gavin Newsom is 6'3." Can't wait to watch Ron Desantis walking onto tonight's debate stage.

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Here's a fun question to ponder: In the state of Florida, what law did Ryan Wesley Routh break?

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@mynamehear

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BREAKING: Guy who has failed at everything he's ever done keeps perfect streak alive

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BREAKING: After endorsements of RFK Jr and Tulsi Gabbard fall flat, Republicans to trot out Rod Blagojevich

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This Trump-Elon Space has done nothing but make things significantly worse for both guys and I just love that for them.

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BREAKING: Fox News hires Eric Trump as new glue tasting correspondent

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2 months

I know there's a lot going on right now, but don't forget that Ted Cruz is a huge piece of shit

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3 months

Trump was a victim of the type of violence he's been inciting for 8 years, perpetrated by someone on his political side using a weapon the left wants to ban. Irony's putting in overtime on this one.

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Need some good news? This little guy bought DJT at its zenith. As of right now, he's lost half his money.

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If Tim Walz is so nice how come he murdered JD Vance on live TV

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Tim Walz uses new platform to remind America to change their windshield wiper blades every six months and that it's 'really pretty gosh dang easy' to do

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7 months

BREAKING: Donald Trump asks New York State if they will accept payment in the form of Eric

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Not a single person on either side of the political spectrum has any doubt that Kamala Harris will win the popular vote, but a 34-time felon still has a chance to become president. American presidential elections are broken.

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@DGComedy Right? He looks shocked that a dog could ever possibly navigate stairs.

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3 months

So Joe Biden is a criminal mastermind but is also so senile he can't form a complete sentence but that senility can be magically cured for one night by cocaine and/or a drug no one's ever heard of. Do I have this right MAGA, you fucking nincompoops?

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For the kids, this is P. Diddy, pictured here with C. Tiddy and P. Tape.

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1 year

I'm a true American. I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my Nazis punched right in their stupid faces. Good morning, everyone.

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I used to wonder how so many people fell for the MAGA conman and his grift, but after reading thousands of MAGA replies I totally get it. Those people are incredibly stupid.

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7 months

The Supreme Court justices will be at the State of the Union address. Biden should throw in a casual line about being "really interested in how that presidential immunity case turns out, because it could make my job very easy." Just in case the justices need recalibrating.

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10 months

It won't stop with Kate Cox. It won't stop with Texas. Women will become second-class citizens everywhere Republicans gain power. It will keep happening until we codify abortion rights nationally. Tuesday, November 5, 2024. You know what to do.

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Mike Johnson's son just got an alert

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There's kicking the hornets nest, then there's sticking your head inside the hornets nest and screaming SUCK IT WASPS

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Hi conservatives. THIS is what standing up for the Constitution really looks like. #MuslimBan #jfk

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10 months

If you're one of the weirdos saying Biden and Democrats haven't been progressive enough so you're voting 3rd party, remember the reason for it is that Republican senators filibuster EVERYTHING. The solution is more Democrats, not ending democracy, you stunted morons.

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"Sir, a second fake assassination attempt has hit"

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Jimmy Carter may be America's finest example of a genuinely good human being. He will always be remembered for his selfless service to his country, respected for his peerless grace and dignity, and revered for his enduring humanity.

Jimmy Carter: Grandson says former president is ‘coming to the end’ | CNN Politics

Jimmy Carter’s grandson said Tuesday that the former president is “coming to the end” in a brief update about the 39th president’s health.

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Donald Trump is too old to be president.

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Lara Trump heading the RNC completes the Trump takeover of the Republican Party. The first thing he'll do is bankrupt them, per his tradition, by making them pay his legal fees. Down-ballot candidates, have fun with funding. What a glorious, satisfying disaster. 😆

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If Democrats could please take a moment away from wetting themselves: You're running against a rapist, racist, insurrectionist, fascist, idiotic, dictator-wannabe pedophile who was a TERRIBLE president. Attack him, not your own nominee. This can't be that fucking hard for you.

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@PolitiBunny Again, there is no such thing as post-birth abortion. It is called murder. Kermit Gosnell is in prison for first-degree murder. He also performed illegal late-term abortions, which, again, are not post-birth abortions.

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BREAKING: JD Vance's illegitimate son found living in squalor

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JP Staples, the new hero to a few million complete pieces of shit

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@OhDangitEvie I certainly don't track JD Vance, but I've never heard the dog come up.

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Working at McDonald's then one day becoming president is almost literally the American dream.

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This is the coolest thing Lindsey Graham's ever done

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Chuck Grassley on Trump verdict: "It's the most outrageous thing I've seen in 300 years"

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Can we call the #TwitterLockout the Trolling Green Massacre?

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BREAKING: Merrick Garland sends another email to DOJ HR asking when he's supposed to start job

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Ron DeSantis is a man's man. The only thing he fears is compassion. And books. And where to put his arms when he's standing. Rainbows. Gay people. Most Disney princesses. Mickey Mouse. People finding out he's 5'7". Reporters. Questions. Women. Trans people. Black people. Brown pe

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Upon careful inspection of this pic, it appears they may actually represent Moms4Liberty

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I'm so disappointed. Biden said nothing about: – What type of nuke to use on hurricanes – Bleach injections – Frederick Douglass – Which IDs work for buying groceries – Shark vs. electrocution – Forest raking techniques – Buying Greenland How can the media trust this man?

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NYC is a Dilbert-based economy. This will absolutely destroy the 5 boroughs.

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If someone tells you they're voting for Trump because "his policies are better for America," ask them to describe his policies. Ask pointed questions. Make them get specific. Film it. Post it here. That shit'll be funny af.

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Dianne Feinstein was forced to remain in the senate until she died because Republicans are absolutely trash human beings (they won't allow a replacement for her on the judicial committee) and people are acting like it was her fault. RIP, Senator, and thank you.

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Hey, "I won't vote for Biden" liberals, I'll make you a deal. You show up and vote for Biden in 2024. We hold the senate, get a house majority, and a chance to preserve democracy and remake the supreme court. We'll take a fresh look in 2028. Deal? You won't like the alternative.

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BREAKING: Devastated Republicans find broken gun at scene of mass shooting; vow to pass anti-gun desecration legislation "within days"

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5 questions Kamala Harris should ask Trump at the debate: 1. What does "political asylum" mean? 2. What do you plan to do about the situation in Wakanda? 3. Can you name a country in the south of Africa? 4. What is 12 + 13? 5. What is your position on the Sokovia accords?

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The Yugo's reign at the top of the Worst Automobile Ever list may finally be coming to an end.

Tesla’s “Bulletproof,” “Stainless,” “Indestructible” New Truck Is None of Those Things

Tesla’s new truck has been featured in more viral videos than Elon Musk might prefer.

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literally every time I've ever talked about it ever

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When was the last time you called 𝕏, “Twitter”? It’s ok, you can be honest.

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BREAKING: @FoxNews renews 'Caravans' for another season, new episodes to air starting in September

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OK, holiday's over. Back to reminding people how stupid republicans are.

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Kristi Noem claims that Cricket was a serial killer, preying on prostitutes in lower North Dakota from 2010-2013.

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We didn't revoke his passport and now he's fled to Allcapsistan.

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BREAKING: Eric Trump proves haters wrong, eats entire 64-count crayon box in one sitting

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Whoever's doing captions does NOT like Charlie Kirk

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Aren't you tired of this shit? This conspiracy theory nonsense that's now mainstream in the Republican Party. Idiotic buzzwords like psyop, deep state, Soros-funded. Thinly veiled racism and active voter suppression. You can stop it, you know. Vote them ALL out in November.

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Right now, Fox is suggesting that Taylor Swift is a psyop because she posted a link to register voters.

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Imagine being one of the most decorated medical researchers in history and having to try to give earnest answers to this nonsense spewing, shrieking fucking muckbeast

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Every courtroom sketch artist in NYC just absolutely hates this guy 😂

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The next reporter who interviews Trump should do nothing but ask him extremely basic questions. – Who was the second president of the United States? – What does the pH scale measure? – What did the Berlin Wall separate? Just to remind people he's incredibly fucking stupid.

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Samuel Alito 'pleasantly surprised' media hasn't discovered flags at any of the other homes the Koch brothers bought for him

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