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keep the likes, retweets, and replies equal
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@fyridk it doesn’t just say high school. it’s the Tuscaloosa County High School in Northport, AL
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@StarDream3r me (a neurotypical individual) when the loudest sound i have ever heard plays directly next to my ears (i will proceed to have no reaction)
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this joke gets me every time
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What’s the funniest joke in the history of television? Has to be a single joke/gag don’t come here detailing entire episodes and story arcs. “Dead dove do not eat” type of stuff.
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@PoopResearch @VLONEPREDATOR why are you putting that shit in papyrus bruh i am not reading that 💀
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@ToxicTikToks but what if i want to pick “no”
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@speers_benjamin @themmonster @Cats_n_autonomy @ibuffys People are propagating the obnoxious idea that did you know if you hold B on the gamepad when you boot up the wii u you can go straight to the wii menu
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@thetolerantweft never have i regretted understanding a joke more in my life
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@SheRatesDogs imagine typing this out with this context and thinking, “this is fine”
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@depthsofwiki TAke a look, y’all:
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@bloomfilters im a starving child starving to death and this is the very last thing i have ever seen. Gootbye
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@bump8224 Bro Taking AP Walking 🤦‍♂️
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@Ecce_Homosexual @AlmoJoNeko why did they announce bisexuality like a smash character
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one time my drumline was playing at a football game and someone got injured and the instructor accidentally called for us to play megalovania
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Musicians (current or former) of all levels: Tweet your favorite funny, weird, or cringey music stories and include the hashtag #musicianstories . I wanna hear tales from gigs, lessons, the choir room, or whatever. I’ll RT as many as I can.
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@fyridk the eeffoc saga continues
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@tonyhawktruther in the west it’s like 624357 Deer Park Hill Creek Buffalo Gold Rush Road, Kit Carsonville, NV 23046
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@eclipsau i finally got to the bottom of this quote chain
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@ashcammm the tweet that started it all
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@ToxicTikToks i’m fucking terrified
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@andri_eiriks @memecrashes not if you’re differentiating with respect to pi
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4101 :)
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Can you beat 1,163 cities?
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So, I’m trying to prove a point with my parents. RETWEET if you think social media and other applications, such as Discord, help communication and can be vital if you can’t talk to someone in person.
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@ImSmilingRn Yeah bro I’m too busy hanging up a sign that I stole from the Mineral County Courthouse
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took a chair from my college campus and hiked it up a mountain. happy summer everybody
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@gubberism why did you bookmark your own tweet
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i have been losing it at this image for 5 minutes
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@WetMayor me googling “administrative division structure of moldova” at a party
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@KylePlantEmoji too far east amirite
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@spoekelser @felixkissesboyz My 3 year old saw Tangled and immediately shouted at me, “Why are we normalizing pedophilic actions in the context of children’s media? This is outrageous!”
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@YSufferer Reading Mein Kampf in the animal control cell and loudly barking in opposition
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it’s over! today i successfully memorized the names and locations of every single one of the 3,143 counties and county equivalents in the united states! video proof will be linked below as soon as it’s finished :)
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@buddy_ferrara advice for aspiring movers to colorado: PLEASE DO NOT COME HERE. WE DO NOT WANT YOU. YOU ARE DESPISED BY EVERY LOCAL.
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trickjumpers have an incurable illness that requires them to ruin every single game they play by finding trickjumps in it
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@sinewaev @revelation_Mary would you rather die standing or live kneeling you coward
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@doulbedoink i literally just paid one of my floormates 3 days ago for “pipe bomb materials” so i can vouch
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@want2care What clothes are you supposed to wear while watching a child get murdered
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@ThreatNotation don’t listen to them, locrian. you’re better than them
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@blvckgovt I will not look it up. I will not look it up. I will listen to the funny good headphone noises and continue my life in oblivion
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This image will be really funny in 2 months, 14 days, 7 hours, and 6.5 minutes
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@number_pizza111 “you have 2 yeal. you live is 2 yeal” —The Harbinger of Doom
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@luhaenten god this is not the sign i wanted
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@ContentSludge This probably feels good asf as a pop tart
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the exam to get into the trickjump server is literally like one of the games from the saw movies. how is this not a joke
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@Tranman64 @_ppmoa HIS NAME IS CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER
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@ethicalchaser @evelynwebsite You will begin to cough in 7 days
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@HaplessHomo this is why he’s the goat
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@ErgoFoxxxy @EliErlick So close!! Those are verbs💕
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a sad story in 2 pictures
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@NeoRyoji NORTH PARK IS ACTUALLY A THING! I LOVE JACKSON COUNTY I LOVE JACKSON COUNTY I LOVE JACKSON COUNTY
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@Ungodlyriah @SnakeSkin_J @jessisupreme @uncledoomer this is some real hater behavior i appreciate that
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// super mario bros. spoilers OH MY GOD
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@weather_forkast colorado has a lighthouse therefore it is not landlocked
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i've finally done it. 1337 expert, 666 normal, 420 expert, and 69 super expert endless. this is the greatest thing i've ever achieved.
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@Beloiter_ @parker_k27 VDC at 5 ok buddy
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@GoNintendoTweet DC data might be skewed because of DC mayor Muriel Bowser
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@Tranman64 @iBombYourMom why are there 2 G keys
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@memecrashes bro fermat had the proof trust
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Wow, look at this beautiful image of JoniKauf and ShibaSMO. I sure hope nothing bad happens to the—NO SPIREL WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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@baegislash @EpicSauceTheory shouldn’t this be spelled like “ðere” and “ðis”? the words “there” and “this” used the voiced dental fricative, which ð represents. you wouldn’t say “this” with a hard “th”
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this is the 2021 gwr book LMFAO 58:36
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New meme template just dropped
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@EmojiMashupBot the man in the moon’s having a rough night
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@TownsUsa Three Billboards outside Mildred, Montana
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@_GoldenGoat_ @ihatethiskid Smartest Central Time Zone resident
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@PopBase Delete this tweet. It is not 2023 yet.
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today i found out my grandfather has been keeping post it notes to help keep up with modern slang and i can’t breathe
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@gothesbian You should check out an obscure deep cut by them I found last week. It’s called Friday I’m In Love and it’s an allegory for child abuse
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@ruggyscruggy just say child porn oh my god
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@ian_jukes @SheRatesDogs niception-ception!
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@reddddvelvettt_ hold on i got a gif for this
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@CHIIH1RO biden=onika bowl=burgers
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i am extremely pleased to announce that as of today, september 23, i am the official holder of the title of most world records on , with 5706. my place in speedrunning history has been etched, and i can finally feel like i’ve accomplished something. (1/2)
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SUB 12.20 MUSHROOM + WR. NO WAY THAT JUST FUCKING HAPPENED I’M CRYING #SuperMarioOdyssey #NintendoSwitch
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damn, the global speedrun association has meetings in middle schools?
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prom was amazing, i had my first slowdance and eventually my first kiss :)))
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heading off to prom rn, wish me luck guys :]
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@its_moya @CH3RRYMOCHA Me on the notes app sliding down the sewer: Wheeeee this is super fun
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@vincells in case you’re looking for the Funny Scene it’s at 2:48 in the 4th video
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you will never guess what tweet this thread started from
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teacher: These two bullets collided in midair in the Battle of Among Drip My fatass thought that was fried What was the incident at your high schoo Nintendo Direct starts with this wyd dame da ne Fried chicken kid named Margaret Thatcher:
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@travisscottswag yeah why would we have forgotten what the grinch did? he literally stole christmas
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@tragicbirdapp If black people can say the n word I can say cornstarch crusaders. What do you mean “not allowed”
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