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5 months

If you’re a manufacturer of sports bras or women’s bathing suits, I’m begging you: sew the pads in or just don’t include them. I’m tired.

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When you definitely absolutely have met real women why are you asking

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5 years

I found the secret to supporting Elizabeth Warren while simultaneously not being mad at AOC for endorsing Bernie. It’s called being a fucking adult. I recommend it!

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@gin__erso Love to spend five minutes placing them, put the top on and find out they’ve bunched up in the process

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@hannibalsexwife Why work from home if you’re not leaving to go shopping at 2 pm on a Thursday

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@Liiiiissssaaa_ I prefer to keep them for the coverage but they’re so annoying WHY NOT JUST SEW THEM IN why must we play these silly games

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@BristolBoy99 And thank god for that

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@LTsEarrings and it’s basically impossible to adjust them without having to go full topless

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@damienredicamn1 they’re right, what do I know about women!!!

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2 months

I just received some very valid constructive criticism at work so if anyone needs me I’ll by lying under my bed in the dark for the next 12 hours

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5 months

@The_Yodacat Just lady things 🥰

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5 years

@Tzipshmil @markos Am I disappointed? Sure. But she’s a smart woman who knows what she’s doing and is allowed to make her own decisions.

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@uwubiwan Ooh gonna have to remember this company for next time I need a suit then

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5 years

My real account was in twitter jail when I tweeted this but I’m free now! Please follow my main account @lisasaurstomp for more mediocre political takes and also cute dog pics.

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I don’t really know how to say this but today is Boomer’s last day here with me. We found out he has bladder cancer and he’s in pain. So I’ll be saying goodbye to him tonight. Thank you all for loving my sweet boy.

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Wandered around a mostly dead outdoor mall last night and discovered the world’s most cursed storefront

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My credit cards are due today and this is the look I got when I asked him to chip in

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@MAGAALLTHEWAY @grapesmoker @revhowardarson @WolvesWin2022 babe I hate to break it to you but American women also have armpit hair

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This graphic just came up in a presentation I’m watching and it is truly the perfect encapsulation of what it’s like to work in corporate America

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3 months

I give it 3 months before she comes out as maga

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YOU CAN DO ANYTHING! EVEN SATIRE!

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5 years

@KayteaR17 Love too rail about the crumbling of our democracy while simultaneously shrieking about a grown woman making her own democratic choices

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4 months

Everyone responding “it’s a generational thing, it was just a compliment” no it’s not, he is a pervert who is sexualizing a child and should be sent to the dick guillotine

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@BOGO4Corduroy

4 months

Old man in the waiting room this morning said to my four year-old daughter, “wow you’re going to be a problem at 16.” Apart from violence, what’s the proper response to let old dudes know how creepy and inappropriate that is to say? Also… SIXTEEN?

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Was at a liberal coffeeshop when the news broke, Fix You by Coldplay was playing over the speakers and everyone started crying until a small child stood up and said “Joekanda forever” and then we all burst into wild applause

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4 months

Well fuck guys I guess I’ll do it

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29 days

After 6 months of hair and weight loss, med adjustment, repeated testing and lots of stress the vet just confirmed that Frank has regained almost a pound and her thyroid levels are finally normal can we get a hell yeah Frank going in the chat

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@damienredicamn1 they’re just regular American guys!

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3 months

He is absolutely as dumb as we thought, it’s just that the bar has sunk through the floor and is currently working its way through the molten core of earth’s interior

Antonio French

@AntonioFrench

3 months

George W. wasn’t as dumb as we thought. He sounds like a goddamn intellectual compared to what we have today.

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2 months

I tried to get the Instagram AI to put this pic of Otis on a “1980s school picture day” background and I’d like to reiterate that our jobs remain safe

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@stangleskid

2 months

“When they go low we call them couch fuckers” OKAY TIM I SEE YOU

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2 months

Walz on Vance: "I can't wait to debate the guy...that is if he's willing to get off the couch and show up." [crowd loses it's shit]

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2 months

Otis tried out a new groomer today and all I can say is…my boy…look how they massacred my boy 😅😭

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8 days

@ScottJTyler89 @CartoonsHateHer These are inside thoughts that you share only with your therapist so they can helpfully point out what a selfish shithead you are being

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5 months

@wyominghippie1 I’m still trying to process what I just read

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2 months

Someone demanded his treats (medicine) earlier than usual this morning, and now it’s the normal treat dispensing time and he is positively bamboozled as to what the problem is

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20 days

we did it joe

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3 months

@Very__Regular Complete sentences? Hell yeah

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4 months

Shes sitting next to me because she’s glad I’m home but I’m not allowed to touch her because she’s mad at me for leaving

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2 months

My friend is on a safari in Uganda just posted this pic and I cannot stop laughing, looney tunes head-smashed-in-a-door ass antelope

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2 months

After 14 years I just learned today that Frank will absolutely wreck my shit for salt and vinegar potato chips

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4 months

True Life: I got high and now I’m crying at how cute he looks in this picture

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2 months

bf’s daughter is starting college today and I am ready to support

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5 years

When mom asks who’s a good boy and you know it ain’t you

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27 days

Imagine throwing away your entire, very successful career just to fuck…that guy

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18 days

The PB&J wanter

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3 months

He went peacefully and quickly. I think he was ready. He would have forced himself to go on forever if I let him, but he deserved to rest. Hug your babies extra tonight.

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@stangleskid

2 months

Mike’s agency does work for the humane society and he just sent me this picture and I am going to be SICK I’ve never needed anything more in my life

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3 months

I’m not sure I believe that she was “unaware” it had a squeaker but nevertheless, Aunt @gin__erso and Cousin Peebs were so sweet to gift Otis with his very own lambchop. It made me smile and it made him very violent and murderous.

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2 months

Imagine being this tired when you don’t even have a job

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1 month

The amount of fur in my vacuum nowadays is down by like 75%, which is technically a good thing but man it makes me miss my hairy goofy boy so much 💔

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3 months

Does anybody have any recommendations for activity/puzzle toys for Otis? I’m worried about him getting lonely and bored now that he’s by himself 😭

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3 months

Walking Otis by himself has been really hard this week, but so many people I see every morning have stopped to ask me about Boomer and then said such nice things when I tell them, it’s so sweet and it does help a little.

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4 months

I’m almost never on camera during work calls but today my boss said “I need to gossip real quick” and I have never hit that camera on button faster in my life

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2 months

It happened to me: I watched someone in my neighborhood absolutely destroy the outside of their multimillion dollar house

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@stangleskid

4 months

Help, I found this sweet boy in my complex. He has a collar but no tag or microchip. He’s very sweet but I can’t let him in my house and it’s too hot for him to be outside for long. Animal control won’t take him. What do I do???

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4 months

Folks,,,,,, it’s hot

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23 days

I’ll say that the moment I realized my marriage was over was when he told me that acknowledging his sobriety on his birthday (his 6 month sober date/birthday fell on the same day and I put 6 candles on his cake) was selfish and embarrassing and ruined his birthday lol

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26 days

Ladies how did you realise you hated your boyfriend?

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27 days

Just started watching The Perfect Couple and remind me to run if I ever encounter this woman on a beach

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1 month

This afternoon I logged into an interview with a potential new hire and my coworker who was finishing up introduced me as “the one I dump all my loads onto” and I deserve a medal for keeping a straight face

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@stangleskid

4 months

Can someone please help me solve the mystery of who left wet tongue prints all over my office chair

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@stangleskid

4 months

Bf insists that TSA precheck isn’t worth it/doesn’t save much time meanwhile I went through security, waited in line and ordered coffee and he’s still fighting his way through the peasant line 😏

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@stangleskid

2 months

I am but a kickstand

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1 month

The pig, he is tired

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5 months

As summer begins, the goatpig has been stripped of his camouflage.

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3 months

@clapifyoulikeme ACAB all cops are beautiful

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5 years

Well if anyone needs me this week I’ll be here

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@stangleskid

5 years

These are the “nachos” Malik made for his restaurant’s happy hour special tonight I am in awe

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3 months

@clapifyoulikeme @selina3sticks

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5 years

Would any jury convict me for rear ending this asshole

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@stangleskid

4 months

REUNITED! This sweet hunk of a man is named Menace and he lives in my complex but never walks here so I didn’t recognize him. Menace is now home and can pee on his owners’ floor instead of mine 🥴

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@stangleskid

3 months

I made my therapist cry today is this some kind of new unlocked achievement

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2 months

TO THE WINDOWWWW TO TO THE WALZ is this anything

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Had three drinks and stayed up past midnight on a Wednesday

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@stangleskid

3 months

Unions are important so when your boss tells you to put on a cow costume and stand outside in 110 degree weather you can tell him to fuck off

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1 month

Otis has released a statement on tonight’s debate

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@stangleskid

14 days

Yesterday at the grocery self checkout I accidentally agreed to a $15 breast cancer donation and had to call the employee over to remove it which felt great

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@stangleskid

18 days

Hanging out while Mike paints his bathroom discussing which muppet pulls the most ass. The sentence “I think Animal gets more puss than Dr. Teeth does” was just uttered.

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10 days

The art // the artist

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3 months

Crazy day at work, delayed reaction/very painful stress acne currently taking over my face, rough therapy session, my vet just called to tell me Boomer’s ashes are ready

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@stangleskid

4 months

You’re probably looking at this thinking that based on the thumbnail you can guess what happens here and I’m here to tell you no, no you cannot

Grimmjow’s Hollow Hole

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4 months

I just need ONE person to come and look at this promotional ad for durags on Amazon 😭

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My mom comes over every other week for dinner and the second she walks in the door Otis starts bullying her until she gives him a chewy stick. We aren’t even pretending he’s not in charge anymore.

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@stangleskid

5 months

Cool cool cool cool cool cool

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@stangleskid

20 days

Eric Adams may not see your tweets mocking him for forgetting his password, but your friends who constantly forget their passwords also won’t because we’re locked out of our accounts can someone help please

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@stangleskid

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@iman_beithanina Keep tweeting through it babe you’ve got this 💖

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@stangleskid

5 years

I’m feeling salty today |------------------| | IF YOU | | QT A TWEET | | YOU DON’T | | NEED TO ALSO | | RETWEET IT | |-----------------| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / 　づ

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@stangleskid

4 months

He’s running

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@stangleskid

3 months

Another day, another attempt by me to pry a dead bird out of Boomer’s mouth, except this time he chomped so hard on my finger he broke the skin so I guess welcome to the new strain of bird flu I’m about to experience

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@stangleskid

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When you owe your mom $95 for the call she had to make to animal poison control to make sure you wouldn’t die from the dark chocolate you stole from her, but you’re just a baby and you have no money

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@stangleskid

4 months

Hot tip for retailers: if you’re going to hang shit like this in your dressing rooms, maybe consider carrying more than XS-L 🥰💖

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@stangleskid

5 months

Shoutout to my boy Otis, who just threw up on the dog bed despite being mere inches away from tile 🫡

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@stangleskid

4 months

Peep the socks I got Mike for father’s day

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2 months

Frank has an emotional support water jug that she loves to lick but ONLY if you’re watching her so I finally moved it next to my desk and everyone seems much happier

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5 months

OH IT’S OVER FOR YOU HOS NOW

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@stangleskid

4 years

Just thinking that if my almost 70-year-old Mormon mother can get me into Pose, watch Paris is Burning before me and be excited when I tell her about Legendary, y’all can stop hiding behind religion or age as an excuse for bigotry

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@stangleskid

5 months

Well folks, looks like I’m here permanently now. If I find out who narced on me for an old joke tweet, I will [redacted]

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@stangleskid

2 months

@WolvesWin2022 @Isaac8550026039 @MAGAALLTHEWAY @grapesmoker @revhowardarson I am comfortable speaking on behalf of all women when I say, thank you for staying away from us 🫡

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stangle’s kid

@stangleskid

4 months

I want to whine for a second about how the heat wave news always leaves out mention of Arizona. Just because it’s hot a lot here doesn’t mean these heat waves don’t suck for us too! And we have to deal with 110+ for weeks at a time. Please let us be part of the pity party.

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@stangleskid

2 months

pike position

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7 days

Y’all, I don’t know where this photo came from and honestly, it doesn’t matter. It is seared into my mind forever. So I’m leaving it because it is emblematic of the trauma and pain people are living through right now.

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