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Sheetal ✍ शीतल ✍ شیتل

@ssoniisshh1

4 years

जाओ तुमसे बात ही नहीं करनी मुझे. 🙂

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Sheetal ✍ शीतल ✍ شیتل

@ssoniisshh1

9 days

Nayak nahi, Tollnayak hai tu...

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1 year

Ajay Devgan is seeing Tabu and they are in a relationship. He insists on her being his co-actress in every movie. She tries to play it safe and avoids signing movies with him so that no one suspects. However, Kajol found out when she picked Ajay's mobile. And then I woke up.

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9 months

Chemotherapy done. End of Phase 1. I hope I never have to come here again. Aage Hari ichcha balwaan! 🙏

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1 year

It's strange what loneliness does to a person. You don't wait, hope or expect anything from anyone anymore. You learn to live without love, care and affection. You become stronger but then... You are half dead.

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@ssoniisshh1

3 years

Delhi : We have Venice in monsoons. Rajkot : Hold my beer ...

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3 years

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4 years

Sonam Kapoor Ayesha Takia

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Sheetal ✍ शीतल ✍ شیتل

@ssoniisshh1

4 years

I was assigned a patient 10 days back. An old lady with dementia. I had to assist her with taking bath, getting dressed, eating breakfast and having medication. Her regular carer is on leave. On the first day, after helping her to get dressed I asked her to comb her hair. 1/n

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@ssoniisshh1

1 year

Dear girls, Marry him only if he agrees to cook, clean, wash up and earns over 90k per month.

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@ssoniisshh1

4 years

Did anyone say #UniformTwitter ?

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3 years

Dear boys, Marry her only if she touches your feet everyday. Do not settle for anything less.

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@ssoniisshh1

3 years

Aishwarya Rai falls ill. Goes to doctor. Doctor : Lambi saans lo.

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@ssoniisshh1

2 months

I live in Mumbai and have 5 ACs and 2 refrigerators in my flat. My monthly bill is ₹1,200.

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Just paid an electricity bill of ₹1,570 for a 1 BHK in Mumbai with 2 ACs. How much is your monthly electricity bill?

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@ssoniisshh1

4 years

Sometimes kindness is more cruel than cruelty itself. While the previous carer was being too kind and caring, she unknowingly took away the independence and cognitive skills of the patient, rendering her even more helpless. So, want to help? Then teach, don't do.

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4 years

Hold on! It's just foreplay!

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@ssoniisshh1

3 years

"Nirmala ji ko kaho mujhe baksh de. Main pehle se bika hua hun."

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@ssoniisshh1

3 years

Dentist : Open your legs.

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@ssoniisshh1

4 years

Aaj cooker ne 2 baar siti maari. Maine bhi bol diya "all cookers are trash".

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@ssoniisshh1

4 years

When he asks you your favourite flavour and then buys you ice cream 🙂😉

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@ssoniisshh1

6 years

Swagat nahi karoge hamara? 😎 No? 🙄 Really? 😏 Ok, doob jao.

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@ssoniisshh1

4 years

Covid has put a mask on the public and unmasked the politicians.

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@ssoniisshh1

4 years

Yeh UP aur Bihar walon ko श se kya problem hai? Shayad ko sayad, shuruaat ko suruaat, shayari ko sayari, shaam ko saam bolte hain.

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2 years

Wore a saree after 5 years. Celebrating new innings in life, by the grace of God and your best wishes. 🥂

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6 years

"Aur phir ek din apun ke mohalle mein Aishwarya aayi!"

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4 years

Bhagwan aisi gareebi kisi ko na de. Becharo ke paas ek hi T-shirt hai. 😢

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3 years

If Spiderman was gujju ...

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2 years

Thakur in parallel world...

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1 year

When you realise that lauki ki sabzi nahi banani thi...

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2 years

I think this is a Mercedes. What do you think?

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2 years

Mumbai is truly the best city to be in. Wide clean roads and pavements. Hassle-free public travelling. Well-organised traffic and roadworks. Affordable rents. Cool and pleasant weather the year round. Amazing!

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@ssoniisshh1

4 years

Daayan jaisi naak hai 😭🙊 #sideprofileTwitter

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@ssoniisshh1

6 years

Today I learnt that "babysitting" doesn't mean sitting on babies.

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@ssoniisshh1

4 years

Mohabbat thi isliye jaane diya. Zidd hote toh jhaadu pocha lagwati.

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1 year

Yeh kaise kholna hai? 🤔

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3 months

Getting my hair, eyebrows back slowly... It's growing back all curly but can't complain. Hoping to get my energy back too. 🙂 (Told my oncologist I look like a gunda with that hair. He said that it's what inside the head that matters. 🥹) #tnbc

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3 years

She's helping him to stop smoking. 🙂

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2 years

शबनम की कॉलेज में एक लड़का, नसीब खान, उसका फ्रेंड बना। नसीब के पापा का रोलेक्स का शोरूम था। वह बार बार कोई नई रोलेक्स गिफ़्ट में देता। एक दिन शबनम के पापा ने देखा कि उसकी बेटी के पास इतनी मेहेंगी घड़ियां है तो उसने पूछा। तब शबनम ने बताया "हमको मिली है आज यह घड़ियां नसीब से..."

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@ssoniisshh1

9 months

Surgery done. End of Phase 2. Hoping things get better from here, though battle ahead remains. Mahadev kripa bani rahe.

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@ssoniisshh1

9 months

Chemotherapy done. End of Phase 1. I hope I never have to come here again. Aage Hari ichcha balwaan! 🙏

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1 year

Yesterday I stopped by my regular vegetable vendor to buy lemons. I never haggle or bargain with him because I know he charges reasonable rates. I also keep my purchases short and swift. He appreciates this. However, yesterday 1/n

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3 years

I still think mujhe bindi suit nahi karti...

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1 year

So, if a boy takes a girl out on a date and gets cosy with her and tells her "upar upar se karenge", can it be called an update?

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2 years

I heard Twitter appreciates art. 🙂

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7 months

Shauk se karo Sunita Kejriwal ko target. Magar jab koi Jaashodaben ka naam le to tilmila mat jaana.

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सूत्रों से खबर मिली है कि सुनीता केजरीवाल बेहद खुश हैं और अरविंद की गिरफ्तारी के बाद CM आवास में रात को पार्टी भी हुई है। जिस तरह से मुख्यमंत्री वाली कुर्सी पर आराम से बैठ कर सुनीता ने संबोधन दिया है, उससे इन अटकलों को भी पुष्टि मिलती है कि वो कई दिनों से इस स्वतंत्रता का अनुभव

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@ssoniisshh1

3 years

Kaafi hai.

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3 years

Men mustn't accept any gifts from women. Tum logon ko pata nahi uski keemat kaise kaise vasooli jayegi.

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1 year

After this pic, my bhabhi stopped convincing me for a selfie, even though I managed to smile. 😁😂

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13 days

Met the oncologist today for post treatment review, was happy with the scans & reports, explained the follow up protocol to me. A year of life-changing event concludes. Happy to have made it alive. Thank you all so much for your love & support.♥️ Mahadev kripa bani rahe!🙏 #TNBC

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@ssoniisshh1

3 years

Hunger issues...

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@ssoniisshh1

6 years

Chai ka toh nasha hi alag hota hai! 😌

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@ssoniisshh1

4 years

Kyun bey? Mere online aate hi tujhe neend aa jaati hai? 😕

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3 years

Er ... Me too. 🙂 #HappyDiwali

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4 years

Boys win hearts. Men win trust.

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@ssoniisshh1

7 years

All those people who are laughing at Rahul Gandhi's lack of knowledge of NCC, do you know anything about the defence units of a foreign country? Huh!

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@ssoniisshh1

1 year

Famous Indian actor Sharad Kelkar used to stammer till he was 28 years old. He overcame this speech disorder and became the famous voice of Prabhas in Bahubali and Ronan The Accuser in Captain Marvel, apart from many more. Truly inspirational!

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6 years

I asked my friend to send pictures from her honeymoon trip. She did. 🙄

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6 years

चोर की दाढ़ी में तिनका तो सुना था मगर यह ... अरे! किसने बनाया यह? 😐

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@ssoniisshh1

1 year

Kabhi kabhi hum bhi smile kar lete hain 😁

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3 years

Every masterpiece has it's cheap copy ...

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3 years

When he says it's in but you can't feel anything...

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3 years

When he calls to say "biwi mayke gayi hai, aa jao" ...

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1 year

Dear boys, Marry a girl who isn't on Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat or Facebook.

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3 years

Sex and all is cool but have you ever watched over him/her the whole night while he/she slept?❤️

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@ssoniisshh1

4 years

Itni moti ho gayi hun ki zor se naachti hun toh ghungroo nahi, tiles tootte hain. 😥

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3 years

वह मौत कितनी शानदार होगी जिस पर पूरा देश रोए. वह ज़िन्दगी कितनी घटिया होगी जो ऐसों की मौत पर हँसे.

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2 years

Oonche log, oonchi pasand... #Gamla_Chor

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4 years

This is an appreciation tweet for all the men on Twitter who keep their replies decent and know how to be funny without making cheap and vulgar comments. 🙏

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@ssoniisshh1

3 years

Ladki ko khaana banana aana chahiye. Mood toh Sunny Leone bhi bana deti hai.

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1 year

The boys looked at him sheepishly and walked away. It felt very nice that I give sisterly vibes to people. But even more important, don't judge men if they are being nice to a woman. Don't view everyone through the same lens. Restrict the "simp" mentality to SM. 🙂

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3 years

India is a true democracy. The Covid crisis is managed by the people, for the people, of the people.

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6 years

हज़ारो फूल आज हर बाज़ार में. बेशकीमती हैं वो मगर जो चढ़ेंगे आज शहीदों की मज़ार पे. 😔🌹

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4 years

Mumbaikar who voted for Shivsena ...

गुप्ता जी !!

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Bomboclaat

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4 years

Thodi si toh lift kara de ... 😛

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2 years

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4 months

यह कलियुग है। यहां भरी सभा में स्त्री के लिए अपशब्द बोलने के लिए किसी कर्ण या दुर्योधन की आवश्यकता नहीं। अब यह काम स्वयं स्त्री ही करती है। अत्यंत घृणास्पद भाषा!

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40 साल की बुढ़िया तवायफ़ की शादी में सारी मीडिय�� सप्ताह भर नाचेगी। #विडंबना

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5 years

Yaad rakhna doston! Jo ladki aapko bhaav nahi deti woh meow bhi kabhi nahi degi.

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@ssoniisshh1

6 years

Galat baat! Aise sab ke sizes check nahi karte rehne chahiye. Nope, not even for literary pursuits.

bhaavna arora

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6 years

Men with the smallest dicks have the largest egos.

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2 years

Brides in their marriages nowadays

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2 years

As promised by me yesterday, sketch of Kane Williamson by me. 🙂

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3 years

They say fafda, khakhra, dhokla. I say

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2 years

I asked God for peace in my life. God:

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3 years

My aunt said she is having trouble with her joints. Should I help her roll them?

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2 years

Don't make fun of people's looks, physical features, appearances or skin colour. Remember, they were born with it and had no option. You, on the other hand, have an option to control what comes out of your mouth.

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2 years

@nainaverse PS: I'm bad at Photoshop and trolling.

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5 years

Ainwayi. Cos I saw a flying laptop. Yeah. Might delete you later.

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4 years

When people fall in love, unki akal ...

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4 years

No mask, no make-up, no work. 😁

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2 years

Hello friends! Weekend rooth gaya hai. Manane ja rahi. 🙂

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4 years

Mom : Jaa dekh kar aa kitne mehmaan aaye hain

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6 years

Seriously, gender discrimination is at its peak on Twitter. Ladki bakwas tweets karegi tabhi 20k followers ban jayenge. Ladka sensible tweets karega toh 5 saal mein 2k followers. Main toh kehti hun aap sab ko Twitter par reservation demand karna chahiye.

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7 months

Radiation therapy done. End of Phase 3. Taking a break from treatment so that my body gets to recover before facing the next phase. Mahadev kripa bani rahe. 🙏

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9 months

Surgery done. End of Phase 2. Hoping things get better from here, though battle ahead remains. Mahadev kripa bani rahe.

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6 years

Despite the ban on firecrackers, my neighbours seem to be defying it. Overheard my neighbour screaming "Darling, I'm ready to burst!"

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3 years

I heard Twitter appreciates art. 🙂

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3 years

Dear girl If he loves you truly he will sell his mom's gold jewellery for you. Do not settle for anything less.

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2 months

@SandeepMall I and my sisters gave up our claim and handed everything over to my brother. He rebuilt the house and has left the keys with the neighbour so that any of his siblings can come and live in the house whenever they want, for as long as they want. 🧿

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4 years

Gordon Ramsay. Gordhan Ramsa.

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4 years

Ripped jeans. Ripped genes.

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