Sarah Rose Siskind @srsiskind Twitter profile

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Sarah Rose Siskind

@srsiskind

2 months

Honestly rly loving the CSPAN camera man who, right after Netanyahu shouts 'useful idiots,' cuts to Rashida Taleb

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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8 months

I lost a potential job yesterday for posting pro Israel content. I am glad they told me the reason because I have no regrets. Frankly, I support their right to be selective for this kind of position. But I am disappointed that it is considered politically controversial to support

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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1 year

Cannot wait to tell our kids ‘I proposed to your father at this place called “the trash fence”’ ❤️ love you forever ⁦ @nickgillespie ⁩

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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4 years

... I would like one curse please.

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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3 years

Being an adult means putting things in bowls.

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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1 year

Today I am officially domestic partners with @nickgillespie because: 1) love wins. Even in the face of hate today. ❤️ 🇮🇱 2) to get his sweet health insurance

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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4 years

Ayn Rand's preferred pronouns are I/me/mine *Joke co-written with @nickgillespie

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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1 year

Happy bday @nickgillespie !! ❤️ love you and all the shit you say… 🎥 🙏🏼 @and_moor , shot at @HelloSciCom

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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4 years

If @nickgillespie had groupies, they'd be called gilesbians. (nick didn't think this was funny. pls like to irk him)

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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1 month

Neighborhood Bully, 2024 🔈sound on Info by @UNWatch @HonestReporting & AI shots by Luma, song by @bobdylan HT @nickgillespie

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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3 years

4 years. Mostly together with this human. ❤️ you @nickgillespie We’re hawt

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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4 years

As a kid, I hated “women.” I didn’t wanna grow up just to bleed every month. To have nothing to look forward to but getting fat on my hips and chest. To be weaker than half my class. To be hysterical with emotion. I wanted to be a boy. (1/2)

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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4 years

So I appreciate the writings of @jessesingal @kittypurrzog and @jk_rowling for including perspectives like mine while respecting and advocating for those who really did need to make the transition. In the face of tremendous criticism and personal attacks.

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4 years

omg this is like the Justice League. all my favorite superheroes getting together. @bariweiss @JohnHMcWhorter @sapinker @RealDarylDavis @kmele @Ayaan @MsMelChen

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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4 years

after a uti scare

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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4 years

Having an old boyfriend sucks 99% of the time but at least he's vaccinated. For Covid as well as Polio.

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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3 years

I’m being held in a bunker but, you know what? It’s just nice to be held.

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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2 years

Just found out: According to NY tax law, a burrito is a "taxable sandwich." I don't know which part of that is more offensive to me.

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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8 months

Background if you're interested: it was a part time performance job. So my public face does sorta matter. And I'm not gonna name the company because I really don't like "shaming" or call out culture cause then there's a huge pile-on from strangers. And the target will either 1)

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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3 years

. @nickgillespie helping me move a beanbag across Tompkins Square Park, looking like Sonic the Hedgehog and Phil Spector had a baby.

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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4 years

I wanted to be male because I didn’t know what it really was to be female. My father and society at large infected my mind with a torpid, materialistic, and narrow view of what “female” means. I was wrong. It’s ok to be wrong. It’s fantastic to be wrong.

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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4 years

Nick’s boss is a real micromanager. ⁦ @nickgillespie ⁩ ⁦ @reason ⁩ ⁦ @kmanguward ⁩ ⁦ #Kmanguward ⁩IsaCat #KatCat #QuestionEverything #Conspiracy

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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5 months

Am I the only one picking up on the sexual tension in this interview? @bariweiss @NellieBowles 🌶️🥵🔥

Honestly with Bari Weiss

@thehonestlypod

5 months

On leaving The New York Times to build an independent media company, @NellieBowles : “Letting go of the prestige mindset is not easy… The old institutions have rotted themselves out. You have to accept that hollowness and live your life accordingly.”

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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4 years

Left the house for the first time in 7 days and found a $100 bill on the ground. Guys- Is this how the government has been distributing the stimulus?

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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4 years

Nick: we’re becoming a banana republic. Me: ugh I know. Those capris. @nickgillespie : we’re talking about different things.

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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6 years

I work for a show called StarTalk. At no point in the past two years, have my parents not called it "StarTrek."

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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3 years

My love for @nickgillespie is Infinite. It is Eternal. It is Infrastructure.

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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4 years

Vanilla. Once you said "if there's a problem, yo, I'll solve it." Well, we really need you right now.

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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4 years

Me as Jerry Seinfeld: What's the deal with drug deals?! There are never any deals! Drugs are expensive!

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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2 years

At a smoky bar in Casablanca, you spot a woman ordering a drink. She leans in and says in a throaty whisper: “Mountain Dew-garita” and shoots you this look

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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4 years

@justinamash ✅ Wants to end the drug war ✅ Wants to end other types of war ✅ Has not raped anyone WELL. ALL MY BOXES ARE CHECKED.

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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6 years

Merry arbitrary point in the Earth’s orbit! Viva la revolution!

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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3 years

Hey Twitter - Here's how to "Cancel" @nickgillespie : -follow him -then hit "unfollow" -and then when it asks if ur sure, make sure to say 'oh yeah' then hit "Cancel."

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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4 years

Me: why did you buy gerber baby food? @nickgillespie : cuz they had pear and I wanted it.

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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5 years

"Men seldom make passes at girls who DO SICK JUMPS OFF BUILDINGS" -Dorothy Parkour

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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4 months

Apply 👏 the 👏 Social 👏 Justice👏 Playbook👏 to 👏 Jews Step One: Support Jewish owned businesses like "Google." Read more steps in my *totally sincere, not satirical* piece in @TheFP : 🙃

Apply 👏 the 👏 Social 👏 Justice👏 Playbook👏 to 👏 Jews

Ten ways to show up for the Jewish folks in your life.

www.thefp.com

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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4 years

Vote for the candidate with the visible jawline. @justinamash @TheAmashPit @amashoffice

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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5 months

Hoping scientific bravery is contagious & transmissible by selfie w @DrJBhattacharya

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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4 years

This is some *highly entertaining* educational content. (SOUND ON) OP: Reddit / jacobwilliam87

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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8 years

Between the “Alt Right” and “Alternative Facts,” the word, “Alternative” is getting a bad rap. People are gonna have to find an… an…….

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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1 year

feels so good to be engaged again. And finally with someone handsome this time @nickgillespie

Sarah Rose Siskind

@srsiskind

5 years

I SAID YES!!!

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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4 years

Friend: I heard the phrase “social morays.” What’s a “moray”? Me: it’s when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie. Friend: ...i gotta go

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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1 year

all of @nickgillespie 's libertarian friends who followed me are gonna be so disappointed to find I just tweet dumb jokes about space, drugs, & 90s cartoons.

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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4 years

PSA. It’s not my job to educate you but Listen up all you white cis straight men, I assume nothing about you cause ur all individuals. have a nice day! OH I WENT THERE 🔥

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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3 years

I guess if you stop defining them as “other countries” once you’ve taken their land, this is technically true.

Xi Jinping: China has never taken one inch of land from other countries; Xi tells Biden | World...

China News: NEW DELHI: At the virtual summit with US President Biden, Chinese leader Xi Jinping projected China as a peace-loving nation and said it never started.

timesofindia.indiatimes.com

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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11 months

Dear followers, I promise to take seriously my duties as first lady of Argentina. #DontCryForMe

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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1 year

I cant imagine the pressure of writing something clever on a picket sign during a writers' strike

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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4 years

@kmele Wow fuck that person. You were great.

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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3 years

Me and my Xmas gift because I am an eleven year old boy. How do you do, fellow kids?

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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3 years

Anytime we watch a movie from the 70s, I like to nudge @nickgillespie and ask ‘do you know him?’

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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4 years

jeez. remember when Australia was on fire? man. those were the days, right?

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Sarah Rose Siskind

@srsiskind

4 years

Hey Twitter I’m road tripping with famous libertarian @nickgillespie and he told me to “avoid toll roads” on Google maps. Pls drag him.

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Sarah Rose Siskind

@srsiskind

5 years

Ever stay awake on Ambien and hallucinate a disco ball and film it and then make a show about it? Yeah, me neither. Come watch @HamiltonMorris and @heather_berlin talk about your brain on Ambien! Drug Test this Saturday May 25th, doors open at 6:30pm at @caveatnyc !

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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4 years

Would you rather be in your 20’s, in the 1920’s, when it’s 20 degrees out? Or 30’s, in the 1930’s, in the 30’s. 40’s, 1940’s, 40’s? 50’s, 1950’s, 50’s? 60’s, 1960’s, 60’s? 70’s, 1970’s, 70’s? 80’s, 1980’s, 80’s? Or in your 90’s, in the ‘90s, in the 90’s?

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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1 year

After a lifetime of skinny jeans and micro pockets, I am now obsessed with cargo pants. Why didn’t anyone tell me cargo pants are just a purse in your pants?

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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3 years

Happy birthday to this adventurous, handsome devil. @nickgillespie

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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3 years

me coming around to compliment @jessesingal on @TheBARPod with @kittypurrzog but then being told I look like a character on a kid's show and then slinking away in embarrassment 📸& ❤️ : @nickgillespie

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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4 years

this is the world's cutest clam. !⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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5 years

If u don’t eat the pizza then that snake DIED FOR NOTHING.

CNN

@CNN

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"We went out to eat. We did not eat the pizza." This family found an 18-inch snake baking in their oven alongside their pizza.

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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5 years

talking to libertarians about election 2020

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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5 years

Discovered I can draw on @nickgillespie ‘s jacket...

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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3 years

The “American Exit” is where you say you’re leaving but you stay for 20 years to nation build.

UberFacts

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3 years

In England, exiting a party without saying goodbye is called a "French leave" In France, it's called filer à l'anglaise — "to leave English Style" In the US, it's called an "Irish goodbye"

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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4 years

I’m not a hoarder but I do have 41 tabs open.

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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4 years

Goosbumps of Truth induced by the inimitable @bariweiss make sure to subscribe!

The Great Unraveling

The old order is dead. What comes next?

www.thefp.com

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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8 months

My strategy to keep the train seat next to me open has… failed. No elbow room but also no anti Zionism. #hedging

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Jews were intermittent fasting before it was cool happy Yom Kippur everybody!

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3 years

The New York Times

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What’s the median price of a home in Brooklyn? Two New York City mayoral candidates guessed about $100,000. The outcry was swift.

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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3 years

The guys who run dollar slice pizza should run the federal reserve

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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4 years

The only way to influence the policies of the NYTimes is if ANY OTHER publication had a decent crossword. Otherwise, they have us by the ball...point.

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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4 years

That palm frawn has a massive dick tho

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Sarah Rose Siskind

@srsiskind

4 years

“it’s always nice to be invited to the party even when you turn out to be the piñata.” - Nick “at night” Gillespie

Nick Gillespie

@nickgillespie

4 years

I was on @KennedyNation on @FoxBusiness , talking about @JohnBrennan 's idiotic comments abt libertarians. Video via @ajwimsatt

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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4 years

I feel like I've been personally attacked

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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3 years

Inside the @HelloSciCom writer's room

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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5 years

im watching a show about a world where Nazis won the war in order to decompress from the dem debates

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Sarah Rose Siskind

@srsiskind

4 years

If you rearrange the letters in “JK Rowling” it spells “calm the fuck down everybody”

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Sarah Rose Siskind

@srsiskind

3 years

What does it say about me that while moving, I couldn’t throw out the Marie Kondo Tidy Book even tho it no longer sparked joy.

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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6 years

Most liberal thing I’ve said all day: “Red baseball hats are triggering” Most conservative thing: “People don’t wear hats anymore.” Most libertarian thing: “I should sell hats.”

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Sarah Rose Siskind

@srsiskind

4 years

so many ppl shave their heads to comfort their friends undergoing chemo and make them feel less alone. But I cracked my phone screen and now @nickgillespie won’t crack his too to make me feel better. 😡 drag him pls. for my bday.

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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4 years

Me on Shark Tank: "Get this: it's a table... *made* of coasters."

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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3 years

A year ago, I started a crazy science comedy business with Carolyn Ayers. Sure hope nothing bad happens!

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Sarah Rose Siskind

@srsiskind

4 years

Find someone who looks at you like @NancyRomm looks at shouty @MattWelch

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Sarah Rose Siskind

@srsiskind

2 years

Men’s restroom graffiti:“for a good time, call Dianne.” Women’s restroom graffiti: “see the good in yourself in the light of this moment. -Dianne.”

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5 years

I SAID YES!!!

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5 years

Scrolling thru Netflix to find something to watch is the new standing in front of the refrigerator to find something to eat.

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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3 years

I was voice-dictating a parody of Virginia Woolf today, when my cat came over and I forgot my mic was still on....

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Sarah Rose Siskind

@srsiskind

5 years

me strugglin to get the conversation going on a bad date

Zane Golia

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5 years

I made this for no one and no reason. Plz Enjoy.... "Jonathan Frakes Asks You Things"

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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5 years

I put a shirt in @nickgillespie ‘s laundry. Can you find it?

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Sarah Rose Siskind

@srsiskind

4 years

I do not have "actual children" per se, but I *have* had numerous acid trips in which I've given birth to myself. So happy #MothersDay to me.

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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1 year

I've been at the @PsychedelicSci Conference for 0.23 hours & I've already hugged 3 people in line for registration and had a sisterhood healing circle in the bathroom. This conference is all about community 👫 and love ❤️ So naturally, it's time for a FUCKING ROAST. JOIN ME,

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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4 years

Debate Night Bingo

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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4 years

So excited about all my ⁦ @FeministLiberty ⁩ swag! :D This tiny purse is gonna hold all my drugs, condoms, and gold. 🏆👸 Thanks ⁦ @KatMurti ⁩ and ⁦ @ENBrown ⁩ !!!

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Sarah Rose Siskind

@srsiskind

4 years

Oh nooooo the press also caught me at French... Laundry as well also! Celebrities like us just can’t catch a break!!! ⁦ @GavinNewsom ⁩ ⁦ @LondonBreed ⁩

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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3 years

Catholics be like: this is Saint Catherine, the patron Saint of puppies! she died having her eyes gouged out in a fire.

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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8 months

guys, I used AI to create the World's Most Perfect Super Bowl Commercial for a bunch of marketing experts. Here were the results...

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Sarah Rose Siskind

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4 years

Goodbye to the forever amazing James Randi. This was the first night I met him. 3 months later, this famous escape artist was trapped in Florida during an imminent hurricane. I tried to help him escape. @readwriteradio has the story: PC: @nickgillespie