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Stephen P. Shaw

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i'm human; i think.

Easton, ME
Joined October 2016
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Stephen P. Shaw
7 days
I am me. I am a sixty year old man. I am a simple, homesteader. A human being. I am a free American, and will not be b.s.'d by The likes of ignorant men, women and machines. If you can't speak to me here as an equal, then Don't bother asking me to go somewhere else. Thank you. 🙏
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@AlinaKrylovaaa Only if it comes with desert, M'lady. 🤠
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2 months
@MomAndix *odd, you mean? No, not a bit, Ma'am. Aren't you Stacey's Mom?
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@theharperwilson Friends? I'm sorry. All out of friends at the moment. ☕😉
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2 months
@shyxangel You? Found that? Right. You can't even lift that! #Photoshopped ! 🦀 Can't conch me! 😭
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2 months
@Aniston109 Dive on in, and come back like Bo or Phoebe, then I'll give you my best "Hercules! Hercules!" 😁
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3 months
@krp234 I'm sorry, but this is one of the funniest real posts I've seen in awhile ...on so many levels. #Merica ! 😸
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4 months
@Pinterest Yeah cool. Want to activate my account please? Thank you. (I have not violated anyone or any rule.)
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@JLP_2022 Glad your name's not Jean, I can say "high" to you, Jen. 🦸
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8 months
@angel_0f_deathx I'd freespin anew Chassis, Angel, Straight from Odyssey's Hallows; Silently, scuttle my boat on bare ground, If i embarked shoreside, sirens would sleep; Sounding soothing comfort, for thy wings Might take noiseless, light flight, around. 🥂
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@poppygibsonuk It depends, Doc. Are they authentic, heirloom taters, from the Highlands of Peru? If not, then I'll have to say, ~{Shell-fish, I know}~ That a cheeseburger on the beach is the best!
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8 months
@SarahRhyder @annakiss_kiss A pie that won't make me cry Too much, or so hot that it sears My tender lips. What's urs? 🧐
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2 months
@MistyDreamZzz Hey D.L. fan. Double tent layers, always, And never touch the tent when it's raining. 🤠☕
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8 months
@cbdopamine @2babytwins I would politely ask you to change your lower garment, m'lady; that loose rag is ready for the bin. 💋
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2 months
@nativeslover1 Hi! Can you do this? 😘
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2 months
@poppygibsonuk You should ask Carly for leatherworking; Some soft corners on the wicker for you. Maybe attach an Obsidian blade for opening oysters. ☕🏖️🥥🍾⛱️🎏🪁📻👙🩳🚿📚🥂🌌🌛🌠✨☄️🌟
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@AlinaKrylovaaa I'm a'feared I don't reside in a Barbie World, M'dear; May a Ken kin thee soon, dressed as such, M'Lady. 🌹
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2 months
@LadyDLuvs420 Too busy cooking. You first... 🐺
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8 months
@Di_lovelyy @AngelsIvy_ The lighting. Definitely the lighting. 😎
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5 months
@DieselBABE20 Meleka-leeky-yuck! Blah! Was'sa-wa-hi-APPining?! 😜
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4 months
@AuroraArabel The things that are seen, Are to the unseen, new directions. The WIND walks, whistles & whirls; Time has no meaning to endless energies. Everything catches the breeze at one point; Remembering that push of their souls' sails. Each soul, a sheet of music, Designed to dance. 💜💨💜
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7 months
@Lilith_Atheist Indeed. Might i add: if you can't have a fetus form inside you, Then you shouldn't have a say on any abortion laws. 🕯️
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2 months
@shyxangel Naw. I'd keep you inside. If I took you out, you might Get lost in the tall grass. 😘
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7 months
@Lilith_Atheist @autocorrect2_0 They didn't invent hospitals, Lilith. ☕ The ancient Annunaki & Egyptians had Labs & "hospitals".
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2 months
@poppygibsonuk Yes. Age matters much Doc! Without "age", we would be just, "less". And for one becoming limitless, the concept and Yearning of/for markers, claims, and time is plain, ...well, immature? #GodHumor (Classified Ad: Looking 4 a Goddesses between 19 and 30 Million years old...) ☕🤠
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8 months
I agree 100%. #GodIsNotReligious
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Tori atheist
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7 months
@Lilith_Atheist I know this is a joke, but what a horrible Thing for anyone to say. She completely ignored his statement and instead gaslighted her own son with info her son doesn't even care about. Transference from one major issue to another is bad parenting, imo.
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@hopeygilmore The first cold-pressed day The fruit was Plucked and Squeezed, I expressed my Desire to be, in Virgin Rome. ...i hear grapeseed oil is gr8, 2.
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4 months
@TamithaSkov Noticed the protons have stopped descending and may be taking another go at a rise? Incoming CME influence seen?
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11 days
@decoding_engg @PhysInHistory One to One, Side by Side; One and One can make two. Two may become three, and nine boxes let's the Cat out of that Cube. Frozen? Then: three by three becomes an Old game of Backgammon. 😎 #FibSequins 👍
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8 months
@miaswweet @ayasaed15 To have you sit upon my Lap, In your beautiful throne, Angel; Showing me your nest of Windows Best; your FANtasies that quell. #MIAtalks 💋
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8 months
@ToriatheistTori Good one. The Jews can't even prove King David and King Solomon actually existed. What hope is there for humans to prove the existence of gods, goddesses, or even Ets. ☄️ #PointlessExercise
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9 months
@SamInspired @the_nobo_hobo If a stowaway or passenger doesn't serve the captain with gratitude and respect, they should walk the plank. (imo)
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4 months
@SunWeatherMan :D See the [G4] sign, Now read today's SWPC discussion (12:30 UTC) A+ NOAA, eh Ben? 🤪💨🍿
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@deepthroatdolly @NoCapFights Thank you for your service Dolly. ...may want to give that back to Kiss's frontman. 👼
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@poppygibsonuk Margaritaville/ Florida Keys / U.S.A.
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2 months
@BeautyfulAngelI My porch? oh, gosh! Sorry about the mess. Aren't you cold, M'Lady? Why don't you just come right on in... 🤠☕
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Stephen P. Shaw
4 months
Serious question: If a legal American Citizen is a 3rd, 4th, or 5th+ Generation "Born in the U.S.A.", from both sides Of ones' family tree; shouldn't we automatically Be considered the same as "Native Americans"?
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4 months
@SunWeatherMan Cue the Parker Spiral soundtrack...
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2 months
@Angelinavojolie "Every rose has it's thorns" Every shadow has sparks. Every mountain has valleys; And every canal its' grooves. 🌹 Ms. Salt, i presume. More pepper? 🌶️🤤 💌
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Stephen P. Shaw
8 months
@DavidMa15476637 @ToriatheistTori Moot point, David. You are gaslighting us, and you know it. We are not them, or subscribe to their ideals or way of life. ...next. 🙏
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2 months
@afra_art56 Of course not, M'Lady. Hop on over here and I'll pray with you, Proud Mary. Wanna take a ride Out to Father's BRANCH? 🌹
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8 months
@Herbworthy To be #blunt , i'M partial to native Cigars
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6 months
@SunWeatherMan Sky~Rockets in flight! #AfternoonDelight 🌟
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1 month
@KaleyCu080 Here you come again Looking better than a body has a right to And shaking me up so, that all I really know Is here you come again, and here I go ~ Cynthia, Barry, and Dolly
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4 months
@difficultpatty Therapist: "Now; try & maintain a peaceful, easy feeling." 🤯
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9 months
@sarahst0ner @cheygoulet Okay ...that is indeed Smokin' 🚑
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2 months
@Sofia_T26 Well, you see Ms. Sofie, The general rule of temp is, that if the Fahrenheit Be below 70°, you cover, But if above, lose sheets... ☕🐺💨
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2 months
@addictionlipa @DUALIPA Hi Houdini! 😉❤️💙❤️
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@Daphne720442989 Kiss? Me? Gosh, um... Kiss what, exactly? 😁☕
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7 months
@ThexyBeatht_2 🥸 ...don't give it a second thought. *wiggles whiskers* 😼
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2 months
@hannanative You're not required to wear black insignia on your collars anymore, Staff Sargent? Happy birthday to you. 💃☕
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6 months
@il0venostalgia Hated the touchscreen, but loved the buttons.
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5 months
@YouTube GTS ~ GoToSpace on YT. A friend, a co-creator of humane reality. See all the rockets you want, earthlings! 😉 Compilations without Discrimination. Bon nuit, M. GTS! 🐿️🙏🎶 (SPS 4/2/24)
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@seamusjaco @Lilith_Atheist Lilith is joking; I wasn't. ...but, we cool. 🕊️
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8 months
@Lucycutiexxx @annakiss_kiss Thou art a brave soul, virgin girl. How do expect beasts of the field And Insatiable Angels to respond To such an innocent request? 🧐💋
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8 months
@adriana_ssoul If you needed attention, You would receive mention, Of whatever suggestion, Your angelic form craved. If you needed more than that, Then, we should probably chat; Working out any fine intricacies, But, I may not behave. 🥂
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2 months
@poppygibsonuk "Yay! Free escargot!" ~ Nova 🐕‍🦺
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1 month
@bornagainsteph And you, as well. 🙏
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6 months
@difficultpatty @signalborder I don't know who needs to hear this, but I love hearing about other people's dreams and I tend to despise anyone who sub_tweets with put_down posts or negativity. ☕ @elonmusk @X
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8 months
@stonerjesus420 Hawaii 5-0, of course! #Aloha
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8 months
@Blazingoth just tap the end first in that sleek ashtray. 💋💨
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Stephen P. Shaw
7 months
Baa, baa black sheep, Have you any wool? Yes sir! Yes sir! 3 bags full. One for my Sugar daddy, One for my Dirty dame, And one, for that naughty Boy, coming down my lane.
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4 months
@Pinterest Hey! "why ya wanna give me the runaround?" YOU are @Pinterest ( On @X ) and you want ME to open an @Instagram account to con~ tact someone I don't even know, to ask them For assistance to you, Pinterest? Are you for real? Activate my fucking account!
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7 months
@ThexyBeatht_2 Prolley down by the catfish hole. It is Sunday after all, and J's a fisherman.
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1 month
@Greenisamissio1 Stay Green! 🫂🙏
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9 months
@suecorvette Big cast iron pot full of chestnuts and grape seed oil over an open pit fire. Plop your bird on top and cover for 2 to 4 hours, depending on your sighs... 🌽🥕🍗🍗
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@CrissieC ...into an untwine-able tunnel Alice dropped all Pretenses to Deliver her own sanities to Sol 👸
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2 months
@Nativetoday_ Greetings... 💌🙏
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9 months
@rn_murse Looks moar like mommy took sandy-claws to her upper room. ...I suggest relocation, ASAP. 🧑‍🎄
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1 month
@Emmawatson831 "Abra-abra Cadabra! Gonna reach out and..." 🧹🪄🎱
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6 months
@difficultpatty Neither, Your post are usually insane. Geese are good for ganders, And big slow cookers w/gravy. Girl, you high? 😏💨☺️
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4 months
Where I participated in Mountaineering Training w/1st Armored Division, U.S. Army. (1984) 🏔️🏂
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Green is a mission
4 months
I wish my beloved and much appreciated fellow inhabitants of planet Earth on the journey of life a glorious good morning and a blessed day of wonderful encounters and experiences. Stay kind and blessed. May God bless you and all your wishes come true.❤️💙💚🌱🌿☘️🌲🌳🍀💚
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8 months
@kennamattaa @AngelsIvy_ If you were under my tree, You'd be outdoors, back-flat on the ground; Your spine would become inked impressions Of mossed design and pine-needled tapestry. ❤️💋
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4 months
@SunWeatherMan 😎🧲🙏☕
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3 months
@DavidClinchNews Are you saying that humans on @X are incapable of equipping themselves with the tools and skills that are necessary to "determine the truth" for themselves? If so, isn't that quite condescending of you? #JustAskin ' What make a "journalist" a Journalist? A piece of paper?
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@reba Do we get a refund if you make us pee our pants? #JustWonderin ' 🇺🇸☕
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10 days
@AaronInWriting You do not speak for God, Aaron. 🇺🇸🫂
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3 months
My Creed: Don't blame me for your disability.
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2 months
@sith89P13 These ads are getting better. I'd say, just right. ☕😎
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4 months
@Pinterest This is my account. One screenshot from one board. Same name and info as here. Activate my @Pinterest I have violated nothing. Thank you.
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@storeladyishere @YdoUH8M3 Hi Betty. We know how hard it is to deal with life when you have 30+ grandchildren to drive you insane. Hugs today. If your tribe had been at that Utah diner; I am sure the gentleman in the O.P. would have bot & paid your tab, as well. 🕊️
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1 month
@nativelovers_ Big enough, lover? 🌹☕
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6 months
@SunWeatherMan My math is screwed up. Deleted comment, but still have never seen a CME arrive in under 36 hours. Something is not making sense.
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6 months
@YdoUH8M3 Wait; what? (let's reverse that for a second) You'd like me to go through all 25k followers to see if you are following me back? Oh! ...you're a keeper, a'right. 🪕 JK; hi! 🤠💨🚪
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7 months
@Lilith_Atheist Good thing God isn't magical, eh? ☕
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@konstructivizm Why, that's just silly, NASA. 😎 🤔 ( ref: #Polaris ) 🌟 We mariners have been imaging that particular Star On our retinas for Millennia, man! Come on! 🧐📜🧭 🙏
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9 months
@Herbworthy @cheechandchong for tokes to the see for times to wave away for chimes, windpipes may C-4 that center-packed bay ...so, 16? #justagas 💨
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2 months
@ekittl 🥂 congrats!
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2 months
@climatepledge @SonyGroupGlobal I have been watching my Carbon Stomp print Since the mid-70's, when I was starting up a Gas powered, noisy push mower and jammin' On my Sony Walkman while making 10 bucks A lot. It was good if Bad Company rocked Me. 😉🇺🇸🌹
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2 months
Solar Activity:
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9 months
@Herbworthy Ditch the dry coconuts, and I'll bite! 🖖
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8 months
@PoppySm85 This is Moan~day, Poppy Not Tenderizing Tuesday. But, if you can't w8 Four Tounge-in-cheek Tacos, Then, i shall Try, to Comply, And Mmm.. 💋 /s
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