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SamInspired

10 years

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her! And that's when my son went back to playing Minecraft :(

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5 years

Ladies, for you lol

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2 years

Do men really not f’ing tell when a woman is flirting with them?

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2 years

Hey you guys, this may not seem like a big deal to many, but I just installed a new toilet seat for the first time in my life. Nobody did it for me. 😀

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6 years

Every night at bedtime I tell my son, “Good night. I love you. Sweet dreams.” He told me, “When I’m older and I’ve moved out, I’m going to call you every night for you to tell me all that. So I ask, “What if you have a woman over?” His response, “I’ll call you privately.” ❤️

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5 years

Question for men: What the fuck is the purpose of you wearing your sunglasses on the back of your heads?

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6 years

Some life advice: If you are unhappily married, get a divorce. Don’t cheat on your spouse. Or you know murder them. If you like someone, tell them! The worst they can say is not interested. You want to ghost a 1st date? How about just telling them you didn’t feel a connection.

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6 years

Some women want 100 guys looking at them. I just want that one guy looking at me. Like there is nobody else in a room full of people.

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6 years

Are men really that oblivious when someone is flirting with them?

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3 years

My bathroom remodel is going very well!

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6 years

I’m 42, but I’m also 25 still.

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5 years

Italians be like, you want a cannoli?

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5 years

Guys if you are talking to a woman and a bit shy, would you be offended if she asked you out first?

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3 years

Dating as a 40 something divorcee sucks! Sucks! Sucks! It’s a fucking joke!

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5 years

I don’t know who needs to hear this today, but someone in your life thinks you are an asshole.

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3 years

Me sexting:

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6 years

Am I the only one who wakes up angry sometime? Angry about the world. Or just angry about nothing specific. Like don’t get in my fucking way today angry.

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4 years

I wonder if I was ever the “girl that got away” for anyone.

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6 years

Ever want to kiss someone so bad you can already feel it in your lips?

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6 years

I have no tattoos. Not a one. I know I’m in the minority now.

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5 years

I will be someone’s fucking sunshine this year, whether they like it or not!

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6 years

A lot of us, especially me, use sarcasm to express themselves. We use humor to deal with our shit. Because if we didn’t, we wouldn’t survive another day.

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4 years

About 6 years ago I asked my husband for a divorce. And every time I’ve seen him or spoken with him over the phone I am thankful I ended it!

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Gen X

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5 months

Only way to deal with it ladies!

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4 years

Men, what ever this is, please don’t!!!

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5 years

I want to be a better person, but I’m so fucking tired.

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5 years

Soooooo few.

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6 years

Just because you want it, doesn’t mean it was meant for you.

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5 years

Blocked a man, yes a man belittling me for having a mammogram because they cause cancer. 🤦‍♀️ I explained even if it does, I’m sure it’s saved more lives than not. He told me that was the least thoughtful thing I have ever written here. Keep your hands and opinions off my body!

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6 years

Stopped using the dating apps months ago. They provided me with no one of value worth getting to know. Some were too needy or only wanted one thing. If I don’t meet someone in real life, then so be it. I’ll be working on me in the meantime.

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1 year

@MrsBundrige That was f’ing awful! And why I stopped watching that show years ago.

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5 years

43 and still get nervous before a date! 🤦‍♀️

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5 years

And on my 3rd note of the day, it’s really fucking hard to work on your self-esteem when men are constantly dismissing me, ghosting me, rejecting me because I’m not a size 2, or I won’t send nudes, or I won’t fuck them on a first date, and the list goes on and on to those reasons

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3 years

Love these!!!

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4 years

My son put this together for me! ❤️

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6 years

At this point I have about 75% of Twitter blocked. So if you can read this, consider yourself lucky. Or not so lucky. 😜🤷‍♀️

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6 years

When you confide in people and they use that shit against you, those are some really shitty people. Remember that!

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3 years

I feel you pepper, I feel you!

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4 years

Son and I worked on this masterpiece tonight! #antipasto #foodie

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4 years

I’m tired. Tired of being thrown challenges every day. If it’s not this then it is that. I try my best to stay positive, but then everything just pushes me back under water. So fucking tired.

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5 years

I can be summed up in two words: Hopeless Romantic. Or one: Idiot!

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6 years

Deleted the dating app. I’ll just let the chips fall where they may. Even if it’s in my bra.

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5 years

I wonder if 2020 will be the year that married and attached men stop hitting on me on social media, dating apps, and in real life? 🤔

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5 years

I don’t give up on people easily. But when I do, I’m done.

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6 years

Gents, if you can’t handle a woman with curves and some meat on her bones, I feel sorry for you, and honestly you don’t know what you’re missing.

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5 years

A friend of mine who manages a grocery store said she cried in the parking lot after work tonight. People are being assholes to her. That is not okay!

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1 year

Here’s the other half you a**holes! Chunkier, but wiser 😂😂😂

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6 years

Anyone else sit in their car before going into the grocery store have to psych themselves up first? No? Just me?

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6 years

Someone once called me brave after I did a presentation. I never told her I was scared shitless. And this is how my whole life has been. Brave on the outside and scared shitless on the inside.

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