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taylor swift is a very funny person but possibly the funniest thing sheโ€™s ever done is being born on december 13th 1989, and deciding to make that entire year all about her despite not living in it for a month
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taylor lautner losing his โ€œleast annoying boyfriendโ€ title as we speak
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๐Ÿ“ฒ| Taylor Lautner used "Dear John" in a new TikTok " #prayforjohn "
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yeah u losers, everybody agrees
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we know you're just doing it for attention, aries and sagittarius.
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SOMEONE WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND TWO WOMEN WERE HAVING GAY SEX IM SOBBINGGG
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me on a grainy livestream when i hear โ€œyou know you guys have a lot of amazing bands from this part of the world, did you know that?โ€
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did we all just collectively forget that taylor is giving us the OG WONDERLAND LYRICS ?!1?1!1?1?1111!!!11??
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taylor swift.. walk with meโ€ฆ
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Okay now that weโ€™re in singlor era, whoโ€™s your dream match for Taylor (kk not allowed!)
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1 year
omg get a room wtf
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you had to be there when this tiktok dropped. no one had seen her since red tv, reputation era fans were up everyoneโ€™s asses, the lyrics she chose from this song had people screaming crying throwing up
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itโ€™s so clear that taylor is becoming more comfortable in expressing her sexuality. she did a nude swim scene in the lavender haze mv and did a seductive chair straddling dance lmao. sheโ€™s a grown 33 year old woman, if youโ€™re trying to suppress what sheโ€™s expressing.. weird lol
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youโ€™re telling me not a single person in that crowd of 70k people recorded karlieโ€™s reaction to vigilante shit?
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someone said they know taylor swift is gay because the way she writes about โ€œmenโ€ is very different from the way typical straight girls write about men in regard to behaviour and feelings and i havenโ€™t stopped thinking about it since
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IS IT JUST ME OR DID SHE JUST PUT TWO GAY WOMEN KISSING IN HER MOVIE
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๐ŸŽฅ| Videos of fans at the "Eras Tour" playing during the end credits
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@nahshesgay literally like be so for real ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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i want the kind of homoerotism with my best friend that they have
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@saintsaucey @magictheft ever considered the show's budget? society doesnt like lesbains, they're not going to give them much to work with
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no one gets it like i do
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Drop the saddest lyric song you ever heard
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@lemonberet thatโ€™s so crazy to think about like sheโ€™s 6 years away from gen z
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@notcoolbanana oh youโ€™ve been saving this for a hot minute LMFAO genius
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the fact that the dear john lyric video is literally a letter kind of proves that the song is a dear john letter and not a direct addressing to john mayer btw lmao
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TAYLOR MFING SWIFT EXPLAIN ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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iโ€™m sobbing my eyes out iโ€™m not kidding i canโ€™t breathe
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@etnow why didnโ€™t he say no this time omg
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omg music release culture is dead bc why are people actually saying olivia rodrigo was on a big hiatus or that it was a drought do yโ€™all not realise that it is perfectly normal for there to be a few years break between albums
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girl in red better request the gayest fucking songs in her discography do u hear me marie
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the only gaylor proof iโ€™ll ever need
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CURLY HAIR WITH ILLICIT AFFAIRS OH THIS IS A STATEMENT
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hey @TheSwiftSociety idk if u didnโ€™t notice or something but girl in red (taylor swiftโ€™s tour opener, it might ring a bell) posted about august with her girlfriend, fyi in case you forgot to post. or something
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hygtg on diannaโ€™s bday and maroon on karlieโ€™s bday like jeez woman we get it we know who the favourite ex is
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u can say sheโ€™s hot itโ€™s okay
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Tye is a ๐‘ป๐’๐’“๐’•๐’–๐’“๐’†๐’… ๐’‘๐’๐’†๐’• (SAW TAYLOR)
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Can Meridith and Olivia fight?
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i think about her saying this about hayley kiyoko a lot
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taylor swift having bad posture: a very important, well researched, peer reviewed, ongoing thread
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UHHH limited offers before the chaos ends
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TAYLOR????
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โ€œi slur your name til someone puts me in a karโ€ is one of the most obviously kaylor coded lyrics ever and i knew this already but it just hit me like a truck for the fifth time
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a rainbow shirt in target wonโ€™t turn your kids gay but taylor swift at the 2014 victoriaโ€™s secret fashion show will
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@AWomanStabbedMe
๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฉ A Woman Stabbed Me ๐“†ฃโง—โœตแฑฌ
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a rainbow shirt in target wonโ€™t turn your kids gay but Jodie Comer as Villanelle will.
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so funny when people are like โ€œunpopular opinion but evermore is better than folkloreโ€ or like โ€œreputation is serverly underratedโ€ ok??? now drop the REAL unpopular opinions quickly
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oh my god this is her first public outing without โ€œc4n j0e a1wyn fightโ€ in six fucking years
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@swifferstruggle no like i know all her songs by heart and i can never do these acronym things idk
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I SEE MY GIRL FINGERING THE AIR LETS GOOOOooooo
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โ€ผ๏ธ| @TaylorSwift13 rehearsing for 'The Eras Tour'
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notice how nobody on the other side is talking about the dear reader reference, you all are STUPID
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people on tiktok are negatively calling taylorโ€™s new look, โ€œjust taylor, not taylor swiftโ€ and WEโ€™RE the ones who make her feel like sheโ€™s not a real person
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STOP THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY I CANT BELIVE WE ALL THLUGHT TAYLOR WAS FONNA SHOW UP AND KARLIE SHOWS UP WITH A BABY BUMP THIS IS HOLARIOUS ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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i can see you is like ivy. idc if youโ€™re not a gaylor if you donโ€™t think that song is gay youโ€™re stupid as fuck
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god the way she gets completely and incredibly immersed in the music and feels it with every fiber in her being makes me want to cry i love her
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so on april 29th, she is either releasing speak now tv or coming out and those two things could not be further from eachother on the taylorverse spectrum i have to giggle sorry
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taylor is so incredible for singing a song everyone thought she would never sing live because they thought she was emotionally incapable
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imagine explaining this to a victorian child
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swiftie struggle tweets
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THIS HEADLINE?! LMFAOOOO
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โ€œyeah so i gave him a grammy and that twink said some shit about how it was as easy as sourdough. anyway heโ€™s on treeโ€™s hit-list nowโ€
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๐Ÿ“ธ| @taylorswift13 chatting with Gigi Hadid in New York!
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on normal red carpets itโ€™s all rude paparazzi yelling but today taylor was on the red carpet and all i could hear were swifties going โ€œyou got this babeโ€ and โ€œyou look so beautiful tayโ€ and โ€œiโ€™m so proud of you taylorโ€ and that kind of just healed something in me idk
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wonderland is so good no wonder dianna agron left the country
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@crimsonclov itโ€™s true i saw them holding hands at recess
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something about how straight girls want their men to hold them with their big strong arms and want to look into their dominant eyes and taylor swift wants her men to cuddle up under the covers and dance and twirl and look into their twinkling dream girl eyes
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this is literally that one moana scene
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did we all just collectively forget about that one article where they said joe alwyn never had a girlfriend until taylor
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iโ€™m sorry taylor crying after false god is so fucking funny sorry sorry
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everyone look at my boyfriend
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gay people are crazy
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imagine trying to explain everything in this screenshot to a normal person..
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as someone whoโ€™s 5โ€™3 i would get down on my knees for her if she did this to me yall stay safe tho
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๐Ÿ˜ญif she ever did this to me in front all those people Iโ€™d go home and cry myself to sleep
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love when swifties go โ€œiโ€™m straight but taylor is an exceptionโ€ babe do i have some news for you
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iโ€™m SICK of EVERYONE saying that girls by girl in red is a g*y song STOP PROJECTING YOUR DISGUSTING FANTASIES ONTO girl in red THATS LITERALLY A FEMINIST ANTHEM i swear yโ€™all gays RUIN EVERYTHING
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not to be horny on main but i need tonguelor like rn
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OKAY GIRL I SEE YOU
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remember that one toe account that was hating on taylor for leaving joe and then said the breakup was a gaylor conspirary? yeah this is them now..
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@myalcott i feel like if taylor had a burner, she would have like hundreds of posts. she is such a photography/videography girl
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whatโ€™s the hetsplanation for โ€œpicture me with your ex-wife sheโ€™s so prettyโ€ (donโ€™t say man pov i will block you)
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@natalieacrowley it was during openers ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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she wrote this about some of yโ€™all fr
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i think taylor swiftโ€™s best lyric is and always will be โ€œand now you understand now why they lost their minds and fought the wars and why iโ€™ve spent my whole life trying to put it into wordsโ€ in this essay i will-
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5 years since taylor swift said โ€œso hereโ€™s the truth from my red lipsโ€ without wearing red lipstick and nobody batted an eye
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yโ€™all remember that one time taylor did something super gay last year and then kwk posted a pic of a circle with the rainbow flag that said โ€œlearn from your mistakesโ€ and then deleted two seconds later? we moved on from that too fast ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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thinking about midnights lyrics different rn and iโ€™m not a comingoutlor anymore iโ€™m just a shesgoingtogetworseisntshelor because i think thereโ€™s some bigger thing at play here, the way she talks about it all and iโ€™m genuinely sad for her
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and yโ€™all keep giving it to her guyssss just ignore herrrr
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NEVER THOUGHT ID SAY THIS BUT JOE ALWYN CAN YOU FIGHT ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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she really needed to get them that water (my new favourite video on the plant)
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grab your headphones and please tell me i am not being delusional here because is the voice actually saying โ€œpromise that youโ€™ll remember meโ€
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one last thing.. way too many of you forgot that evelyn hugo, before everything, before all the beards, was a bisexual woman
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taylor swift has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever (play london boy on 8/3)
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guys iโ€™m joking calm down heโ€™s joking iโ€™m joking weโ€™re all jokers ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญโ˜๏ธโ˜๏ธ
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anyway we need to talk about these bc helloooo
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listen i didnโ€™t say nothing ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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the more times i read this and notice that the โ€œwildlyโ€ is in italics the more i think sheโ€™s being sneaky with that answer bc she knows wildest dreams and this love (which happen to also be the two tvs from 1989 out) are widely speculated to be about her โ€ฆ
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why are swifties literally incapable of comprehending anything other than re-recording easter eggs from taylorโ€™s work. it hurts ME that taylor puts so much work and thought into her symbolism and metaphors and itโ€™s completely ignored so imagine how she feels lmao
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london boy could never
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her nose help me
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is straight people donโ€™t listen to girl in red and lesbians donโ€™t listen to girl in red THEN WHO IS
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whatโ€™s the point of having these guns if youโ€™re not going to use them to give your bigot boyfriend a black eye come on people keep up
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you guys are not gonna believe this..
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@cowboylikehale no literally like why are they always so obsessed with charts and streams just enjoy her music and move on ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@timmyswift13 this song is gay hope this helps
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@hushmirrorball Evermore would be everwhores
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okay everybody gather round ๐Ÿ•ฏ ๐Ÿ•ฏ ๐Ÿ•ฏ ๐Ÿ•ฏ ME! as a ๐Ÿ•ฏ surprise song ๐Ÿ•ฏ for mp ๐Ÿ•ฏ ๐Ÿ•ฏ ๐Ÿ•ฏ ๐Ÿ•ฏ
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@MJJ777HeTheWo what did my queen do to u ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ
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i donโ€™t know how to stress this enough but if youโ€™re unwilling to learn gaylor lore and unwilling to learn WHY we even think sheโ€™s gay, then donโ€™t talk shit about it and donโ€™t preach what you donโ€™t even know
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girl shut up not in this climate ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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sagittarius, leo will never give up on you.
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