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FUN FACT If you bitch at me enough on Twitter you can get invited on the podcast which is what @mesaism did to get on the NEW episode now up on the platforms along with the Patreon episode

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I can't tell if my mom is being sarcastic or serious with this

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@TNOQuoProQuid Coordinate illegal money funneling into Sinn Féin

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Anyone else "libbing out" at Watergate???

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Austin is so cool they combined both the shitty parts of California and Texas

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“Austin is so overrated”

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@RegimeCPA The discourse has been wild people are really fucking scared of having to use Twin Cities transit instead of shelling out for an Uber

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@ProgDirectorate James Bissonnette will save us all

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@quebecween I do this at every concert because I always go alone

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@Liv_Agar You don't see the Reddit Bisexual comment much anymore

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Important information on CCP human rights abuses keep up the work good soldier 🫡🫡🫡

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Government party of Israel btw

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@RuNoseP German Catholics in Stearns lining up to vote for Klobuchar because black people scare them too much

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Millennial lgbt people: I am out and proud :D nothing can stop me! Gen Z lgbt people: Hmm. Not too fond of them homosexuals

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This homo just chilling

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I look so awkward but LOOK

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They don't want dam. They don't want bober. They want to endlessly critique bober.

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DSA not escaping the accusations

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Clocky t girl hours

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Could not pay me to watch this

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I got a job

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@ThunderWolf08

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What were people calling Hitler like people before Hitler

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Fuck my stupid chungus work outfit

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🔒🔁

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Wow he privated

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@purplewaves7 Fun Confederacy Fact: All Confederate Generals were pedophiles

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Moves to Chicago Immediately becomes Sox fan

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What

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Middle East Tier list

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And fuck it the quality isnt great but here's the first episode with Harper:

MSHC EP1: The First Episode

Hey welcome to the first episode of MSCHP. Harper and I talk about a few things but mostly about how I'm sorry for being from rural Minnesota.

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All right you bitches heres the fucking trailer

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Galen has such great electoral analysis 🙏🙏🙏

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#magamaoism

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TWINK MODE ACTIVATED

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can someone give this bober a how-to on steel reinforced dam construction? it would be the most significant technological aid provided to Pacific Northwest bober colonies in 30 years

posting forever 🇵🇸🔻

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can someone give this loser a how-to on ceiling light installation? it would be the most significant technological aid provided to Poland in 30 years

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@Mengistu_Sports You hate your cult filled with trans women? #noticing

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Mogs you

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To all my friends who I have made here thank you so much

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Gen Z is mostly pathetic potheads now we need to retvrn to alcohol

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W?

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Look at this guy my parents are getting

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COMRADES! IF YOU ARE A PATRIOT, IF YOU BELIEVE IN THE LIBERATION OF THE PROLETARIAT AGAINST UTAH FASCISM, VOTE FOR MCKAY

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PURPLEWAVES MUTUAL BRACKET FINALE @McKay4Senate vs @rowanfornow

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This is what you're doing btw

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> I just really dislike ethnically diverse counties First serbian to ever support free Kosovo

Nikolaj🥥🌴🐝🇺🇦

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I don't like the 1SS and think a 2SS but that's because I just really dislike ethnically diverse countries lmao I hate that people often use 2SS as a copout when they don't really support it, in reality it would require violent ethnic cleansing of WB settlers, at the very least

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Top 10 oomfs most likely to transition in the next 3 years

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Chud daughter type shit

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Btw I'm getting Ms. Bokassa on the podcast in the next few weeks because she funny as shit

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"The left" and its just a bunch of shitlibs on the Lower East Side

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if Trump wins Michigan, there is gonna be Islamophobia on the left not seen since fall 2001

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@souljagoytellem Imagine the takes people would have had about Namibian independence in like the 80s

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It's sort of amazing how few people actually leave the area they grew up in

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This Pride we ask: Has HRT fixed me? Hard to say

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Being a straggot chud is so fun

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What is so special

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It is 2031. It's the Akron mayoral debate. As the candidates prepare a reporter asks a surprise question: "What does chaser mean?"

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The homo has finally went to the casino

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I bet if I pulled 10-15 oomfs together we could make SNL but funny

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@McKay4Senate I think a lot of the reason Walz likes to go hard on the Minnesotanisms is because he's from Nebraska and doesn't want to feel inadequate

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Your "son" you mean your daughter with an unhealthy obsession with the South Side

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@north0fnorth If Perumahan Negara Lumut Kawasan is so great why isn't there a second *vine boom*

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Majestic

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The polling feeler

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Trump leads Cincinnati ‘cookie’ poll that has predicted every election but one since 1984

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Actually FUCK it I'll do this and take it seriously

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Can you post about this more instead

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Strolled through the Gaza encampment at the University of Queensland in Brisbane Australia today Local Trotskyist cult Socialist Alternative were selling books on communism by Lenin, Trotsky and Mao

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Before I realized I was trans I still kinda just wanted a pussy but as a guy

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Specifically @notharpersincl @mesaism @enidfindabair @RegimePup @RegimeCPA @hemuphobia @PappardelleA @NCSwasfarleft @geoplanetary @purplewaves7 you all are absolutely wonderful people and I can't thank yall enough ❤️

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@souljagoytellem One of my hot takes if all time is that I think George Carlin is extremely unfunny

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How it feels to be a straggot in a world of trans lesbians

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How it feels to be a patriot against wokeness and to the right of 100% of my followers

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Locked the FUCK in for the debate

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I have such a great tl

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Post a selfie and get 30 likes damn

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Clocky t girl hours

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Bringing this to main

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This shit is 75% of my feed nowadays

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This is like when the animatronics looking at the camera at FNAF and the jump scare is gutting public services

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Harper's allowed to say troon cause they're going on estrogen in 1 to 2 years anyways

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Can't have funny little joke posts anymore. Because of woke.

posting forever 🇵🇸🔻

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yeah no shit moron a foreign head of government is interested in what’s happening in one of the world’s superpowers at the time. Are you like actually for real this dumb?

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So Mr Beast had a literal registered sex offender on the channel and they called him Delaware because he isn't allowed there fucking WILD

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Being #accepted into the friend group

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I think he doesn't like wearing a suit because it makes him look like a fat piece of shit

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@purplewaves7 Gone but not forgotten

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@Nerd4Cities Not a St Cloud mentioned jpg but I made this

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You do realize you'd lose 65% of social studies teachers then right

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This is why your football coach should not be teaching social studies

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GLORY TO THE PEOPLES POSTER GLORY TO THE PEOPLES PODCAST GLORY TO THE PEOPLES DOG HANK

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Community Note: Dyl has actually became the Joker already on August 15th, when Liv Agar called him a Reddit Bisexual

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"It's Meowbephilia actually"

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ITS LOOKING LIKE I GOT A PLACE IN CHICAGO YOOOOOOOO

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Trump just found guilty on 34 counts which triggers a special legal quirk. Google Trump Rule 34 to learn more

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10 muts no name Utah gay I frequently harass Chicago gay Chicago gay Landed gentry Ohio DL guy Morgan Wallen Enjoyer (derogatory) Shitlib but tolerable Woman who hates me American Primitive lady

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Kendrick v Drake, if their beef was on ET: Kendrick: As you can see here, I drew this presidential election map where I win all the non pedophile counties, while you only win the pedophile counties Drake: I'm gonna make you George Wallace's VP candidate

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I cant wait to go to DC so I can try to stick the Washington monument up my ass

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Chasers make the best reply guys

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New Orleans is so interesting because despite being a Southern city it's still relatively compact by Southern standards

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Autism in ACTION

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I can be both gay (woman) and gay (man)

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FUCK IT it's the official MSHC Small Account Bracket to enter you must A. Have less than 400 followers and B. Be a mutual. Comment to enter I'll start when I get like 16 entries

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Morgan explains her diet to the group chat