If speaking out against this genocide, war crimes, crimes against humanity & absolute horror & atrocity means I will never sell a script or work on staff as a writer or any other opportunities I may lose, let me just say with my whole chest: IDGAF!
@HumansNoContext
If I'm being honest, I'm just gonna say, "Excuse me, your hair is hanging over my video screen..."
Now, if she continues to be inconsiderate after that... then I might get creative.
@ask_aubry
Yikes. I really think any dude that like insists that they're a "nice guy" is a red flag. Like it's fine to think you're nice of course but something about the self-branding as "I'm a NICE GUY"/ "I'M A GENTLEMEN" reeks of angry incel energy.
@Imposter_Edits
I love that conservative/cop reply to criticism of the police: “next time you’re in trouble call a crackhead.” Like, mf, you’re better off calling literally anyone else but the police. Calling the cops should literally be your last resort.
@rjcc
@FreeTMaines
Yes. This. Obviously. WTF is going on here. People are wearing glasses in the shower??? So weird. Like the only issue I ever had was having to hold the bottle close to my face to tell shampoo from the conditioner.
@mariana057
Good one. Also as an aside: Adam & the Ants are legit amazing. A lot of people dismiss him/them as a one-hit wonder but they're a great band.
I don't know if all of Yang's ideas are the best ideas for problems or not but he has intelligent, well thought and researched answers for any problem you put to him.
#CNNTownHall
@InternetH0F
Interestingly, oranges are not named after the color, it’s the other way around. Before orange the color became standard, people would probably say oranges the fruit were yellow-red or red-yellow.
'In southern Sudan, a goat gave birth to a goat with four eyes and four horns..."
When Baphomet showed up to usher in the dark age of Lucifer, you weren't counting on him being weirdly adorable, were you.
@SorenSpicknall
@BeckFlatley
Amazing. In the 80s, my cable TV had this box with a cord because most TVs still had channel dials that didn't go past 13. 37 channels was fuckin' luxury living. haha
@StephenSeanFord
Or instead of not mentioning it, it would be kinda genius to just write in some weird reason why their voices changed. You've got a universe where anything can happen and there are endless different Ricks & Mortys from various universes.
That whole brawl was awful and uncalled for and bad for the sport and all... Buuuuuuuuuttt... I mean, if I'm being completely honest.... it was pretty cool to see that MMA can still go completely bonkers off the rails.
#UFC229
@GusC30101156
@ask_aubry
Or less extreme but still bad, “I have very antiquated views of what it means to be a gentleman and if you resent me for it, it’s because you bitches don’t want a nice guy!”
@cryowolf90
@2Stripz
@feraljokes
@ElijahSchaffer
@amazon
"Leave Children alone?" you mean don't molest them? Yeah. That's kind of a rule for everyone. The bathroom one is ridiculous because how do you enforce it? You have to bring your birth certificate to take a shit?
Sports are a very specific issue aside from basic life.
@RexChapman
People are paranoid about robots, not unfairly but like what about humans... I mean Robocop is scary but what about your standard human cop?
@chillmage
@DevonESawa
Seems he's desperate because a few days in and he sees advertisers are already getting cold feet about his open-door policy to hate speech & such...
@GianmarcoSoresi
What in the actual fuck? If anyone is the new Nazis it’s the people that support ethnic cleansing & genocide not the people saying that it’s wrong. The gaslighting is off the charts.
@JasonSCampbell
"Take a straight character and make her lesbian"? Ummm the 'Velma is obviously gay' jokes/comments have been around as long as the 'Scooby & Shaggy are clearly stoners' jokes. It's not like deciding to make it official is out of nowhere.
@CthulhuHulu
@kibblesmith
HAHA Honestly, that's the proper reaction from the gadgets. Just trying to help, not second- guess your judgment. 'Cause it starts with, "Would you like to reach out to the suicide hotline?" and eventually winds up with, "Do you *really* need a second helping of ice cream?"
Cuomo on MSNBC asking
@AndrewYang
about his lack of experience in foreign affairs -comparing it to Trump's lack of experience. Not really fair since Yang doesn't own towers in the middle east & is probably smart enough to listen if ALL HIS ADVISORS & GENERALS tell him something.
@careless_r3
@GusC30101156
@ask_aubry
Not that that doesn't happen but the self-proclaimed "nice guys" that I've known are always like this guy and they think because they don't hit or scream at women that they're some kind of princes when they're actually entitled, controlling, jealous and manipulative.
@deesnider
As someone who lived it in the 80s, do you see a parallel between the hysteria of "Metal will make your kids violent drug-addicted Satan worshipers" & "drag, trans, gay people are trying to "groom" your kids!" Unfounded, politically-motivated hate-mongering.
@theserfstv
Somehow, "Hey, not everyone celebrates Christmas, if you don't know what someone celebrates, 'Happy Holidays' covers it." becomes "I'm offended by the mention of Christmas and I hate Christians, Santa, and the baby Jesus!"
I found this old clip I shot of
@JamesGunn
&
@johncabrera
arguing about whether Zombies or Vampires are more dangerous. James isn't afraid of a tiger, guys!
@WUTangKids
Honestly, at first I was mad... but then I realized that you did me a favor. I always thought I was bad on the mic and my flow was pretty weak but if I compare my "skills" to this soulless tripe, I'm like Nas over here.
Who killed Epstein?
Tulsi - "Hillary!"
Bernie - "The 1%!"
Yang - "Robots!"
Kamala - "Donald J. Trump"
Biden - "Let's be clear. It wasn't my good friend Barack Obama"
Warren - "I'm stealing Bernie's answer."
Steyer - "I think...
Time's up.
#DemDebate
#DemocraticDebate
This is why that "Alpha Male" take of 'Bullying makes you tough' is so fucking stupid. For every kid that toughens up, countless others just become emotionally damaged & never recover -and some end up dead.
RIP Sammy
NEW: 10-year-old boy takes his own life after getting constantly bullied at school for his glasses and teeth.
Heartbreaking.
Sammy Teusch of Greenfield, Indiana was bullied up until the night he took his own life according to his family.
The parents say they contacted the