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Thomas Cunningham

4 months

If speaking out against this genocide, war crimes, crimes against humanity & absolute horror & atrocity means I will never sell a script or work on staff as a writer or any other opportunities I may lose, let me just say with my whole chest: IDGAF!

Correcting the Record with Guillotines ☭

@SetPixels

4 months

If you have any humanity inside you at all, you mourn for the children of Gaza, & if you don’t, you’re a Zionist.

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1 year

@HumansNoContext If only you were allowed to have scissors... fix that right up.

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@feraljokes @ElijahSchaffer "Can you believe these Trans people want to EXIST, right out in the open, in front of me & my family?!"

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@HumansNoContext If I'm being honest, I'm just gonna say, "Excuse me, your hair is hanging over my video screen..." Now, if she continues to be inconsiderate after that... then I might get creative.

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2 years

@ask_aubry Yikes. I really think any dude that like insists that they're a "nice guy" is a red flag. Like it's fine to think you're nice of course but something about the self-branding as "I'm a NICE GUY"/ "I'M A GENTLEMEN" reeks of angry incel energy.

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@spilledbagofice

5 years

Seriously, Yang should easily be in the top 3 candidates. #CNNTownHall

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@BethLynch2020 @The_Acumen

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2 years

@ask_aubry I'm getting old... Is education not a thing anymore?

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@spilledbagofice

2 years

@Imposter_Edits I love that conservative/cop reply to criticism of the police: “next time you’re in trouble call a crackhead.” Like, mf, you’re better off calling literally anyone else but the police. Calling the cops should literally be your last resort.

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@spilledbagofice

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Yo, ya boy cooking on DNC not letting a Palestinian-American speak tonight. @hasanthehun @uncommittedmvmt

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1 year

@2Stripz @feraljokes @ElijahSchaffer So boycott @Amazon but don't demand that Trans people live their lives in a way that makes you comfortable.

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@spilledbagofice

5 years

@Todd_Spence @Millie__Weaver If we're gonna start blaming all violence on religion or lack of... the religious are not gonna come out looking good.

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@spilledbagofice

1 year

@rjcc @FreeTMaines Yes. This. Obviously. WTF is going on here. People are wearing glasses in the shower??? So weird. Like the only issue I ever had was having to hold the bottle close to my face to tell shampoo from the conditioner.

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1 year

@cryowolf90 @2Stripz @feraljokes @ElijahSchaffer @amazon No, you don't. All you have to do is leave them alone and they'll be fine.

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@spilledbagofice

2 years

@JUNlPER "Destroys" is a generous way to put it. lol. More like "Ethan Schmidt Timidly & Ineffectually Damages Targets Pride Sign"

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@spilledbagofice

4 months

RIP Dabney Coleman. Here he is killing it with fellow legends Charles Grodin, Martin Short and Mary Steenburgen in 1994 classic CLIFFORD

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@spilledbagofice

1 year

@mariana057 Good one. Also as an aside: Adam & the Ants are legit amazing. A lot of people dismiss him/them as a one-hit wonder but they're a great band.

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@spilledbagofice

3 years

Hold on… I just gotta check in with my financial advisor real quick….

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@spilledbagofice

14 days

Yo @hasanthehun fangirlying over Amy Goodman is the cute wholesome content we all need.

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@spilledbagofice

1 year

@ask_aubry Slavery, incest, pedophilia, rape. I mean you almost have to admire the number of repulsive ideas crammed into a single sentence.

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@spilledbagofice

5 years

I don't know if all of Yang's ideas are the best ideas for problems or not but he has intelligent, well thought and researched answers for any problem you put to him. #CNNTownHall

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Thomas Cunningham

@spilledbagofice

2 years

@InternetH0F Interestingly, oranges are not named after the color, it’s the other way around. Before orange the color became standard, people would probably say oranges the fruit were yellow-red or red-yellow.

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@spilledbagofice

4 years

'In southern Sudan, a goat gave birth to a goat with four eyes and four horns..." When Baphomet showed up to usher in the dark age of Lucifer, you weren't counting on him being weirdly adorable, were you.

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@spilledbagofice

2 years

@Imposter_Edits Not related to anything or anyone in particular but... wouldn't it be a cool power to have if you could kill people with your mind?

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@spilledbagofice

2 years

@SorenSpicknall @BeckFlatley Amazing. In the 80s, my cable TV had this box with a cord because most TVs still had channel dials that didn't go past 13. 37 channels was fuckin' luxury living. haha

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@spilledbagofice

2 years

@Imposter_Edits “We heard someone had a gun so we’re here with rifles to protect and serve and make sure someone gets shot. We’re the POlice.”

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Thomas Cunningham

@spilledbagofice

5 years

Oh Wait. Andrew Yang isn't here? I thought they were just ignoring him as per usual. #DemocraticDebate

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@spilledbagofice

5 years

I'm telling my kids that this was UFC Champ Jon Jones.

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@spilledbagofice

2 years

@fayemikah You're not factoring in the pandemic missing years. I do that a lot.

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@spilledbagofice

5 years

@ChaseMit We're all stuck in a really weird episode of Black Mirror, aren't we?

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Thomas Cunningham

@spilledbagofice

4 years

@DaveBautista @JamesGunn Oh! Y'all are doing GotG Bernie Mitten Memes. Okay well I made this one just for you guys. #GuardiansoftheGalaxy #Mittens #berniesmittens #berniemittens #BernieSanders #BernieSandersMittens #BernieMeme

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@spilledbagofice

1 year

@TheMcKenziest @BeckFlatley "those laws are here for your safety, Officer. I hope you learned a valuable lesson."

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Thomas Cunningham

@spilledbagofice

4 years

#CancelEverything Man, I've been saying this for years. For my own personal reasons....

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Thomas Cunningham

@spilledbagofice

2 years

@StephenSeanFord Or instead of not mentioning it, it would be kinda genius to just write in some weird reason why their voices changed. You've got a universe where anything can happen and there are endless different Ricks & Mortys from various universes.

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Thomas Cunningham

@spilledbagofice

6 years

That whole brawl was awful and uncalled for and bad for the sport and all... Buuuuuuuuuttt... I mean, if I'm being completely honest.... it was pretty cool to see that MMA can still go completely bonkers off the rails. #UFC229

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@spilledbagofice

4 years

@JamesGunn “Derrrr I’m a human. I’m going to catch a bus and go work in an office. Derp der derp!”

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@spilledbagofice

4 years

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@spilledbagofice

2 years

@GusC30101156 @ask_aubry Or less extreme but still bad, “I have very antiquated views of what it means to be a gentleman and if you resent me for it, it’s because you bitches don’t want a nice guy!”

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@spilledbagofice

4 years

I think The @Dodo is in the top 10 of things the internet has done to make life better.

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@spilledbagofice

1 year

@cryowolf90 @2Stripz @feraljokes @ElijahSchaffer @amazon "Leave Children alone?" you mean don't molest them? Yeah. That's kind of a rule for everyone. The bathroom one is ridiculous because how do you enforce it? You have to bring your birth certificate to take a shit? Sports are a very specific issue aside from basic life.

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Thomas Cunningham

@spilledbagofice

3 years

@RexChapman People are paranoid about robots, not unfairly but like what about humans... I mean Robocop is scary but what about your standard human cop?

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Thomas Cunningham

@spilledbagofice

2 years

@Eve6 @catturd2 They're not scared of Covid, obv.

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Thomas Cunningham

@spilledbagofice

4 years

@hwinkler4real Still got it!

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@spilledbagofice

2 years

@chillmage @DevonESawa Seems he's desperate because a few days in and he sees advertisers are already getting cold feet about his open-door policy to hate speech & such...

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@spilledbagofice

4 years

@JordanChariton @MSNBC @chucktodd @BernieSanders "I'm a journalist!"

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@spilledbagofice

3 years

@RexChapman @FBI How insecure do you have to be to literally cover yourself in guns? What a dork.

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@spilledbagofice

2 years

@ask_aubry PRO TIP: No one wants to buy donuts from a monster.

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Thomas Cunningham

@spilledbagofice

10 months

@GianmarcoSoresi What in the actual fuck? If anyone is the new Nazis it’s the people that support ethnic cleansing & genocide not the people saying that it’s wrong. The gaslighting is off the charts.

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@spilledbagofice

3 years

@BeauTFC @cbfplr The "If Ben was excited about something stupid instead of angry about something stupid." sketch.

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@spilledbagofice

5 months

@_rathbone She outrizzed bro so hard he had to just leave.

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@spilledbagofice

7 months

@hasanthehun @nothasanabi Here's my work so people can verify that it's legit. #InfiniteCraft

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@spilledbagofice

2 years

@JasonSCampbell "Take a straight character and make her lesbian"? Ummm the 'Velma is obviously gay' jokes/comments have been around as long as the 'Scooby & Shaggy are clearly stoners' jokes. It's not like deciding to make it official is out of nowhere.

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@spilledbagofice

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@hasanthehun @ByYourLogic DO YOU DENOUNCE PARAGLIDING, HASAN?!?!

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@spilledbagofice

2 years

@CthulhuHulu @kibblesmith HAHA Honestly, that's the proper reaction from the gadgets. Just trying to help, not second- guess your judgment. 'Cause it starts with, "Would you like to reach out to the suicide hotline?" and eventually winds up with, "Do you *really* need a second helping of ice cream?"

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@spilledbagofice

2 years

@theserfstv Goddamn my poverty generating scruples.

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@spilledbagofice

2 years

@theserfstv Jordan Peterson's feelings don't care about facts.

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Thomas Cunningham

@spilledbagofice

5 years

@ChaelSonnen classic

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Thomas Cunningham

@spilledbagofice

5 years

@EricHaywood @Misnomer I'll fight you, James Woods!

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@spilledbagofice

5 years

Awww ♥️

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@dodo

5 years

This stray dog helps kids safely cross the street 💞

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@spilledbagofice

3 years

@RedHourBen @SheaSerrano For like 5 seconds I was about to explain a dodgeball to you. God. How embarrassing would that have been?!

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@spilledbagofice

3 years

@RexChapman "I'm not afraid of you!" -Guy who's terrified of everything unfamiliar lashing out

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@spilledbagofice

2 years

@christapeterso That must've been a really ouchie boo-boo!

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@spilledbagofice

5 years

@hellafoxi @hashtag_dta @AnActingAngel How is that girl not dying laughing? Goddamn sullen teenagers.

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@spilledbagofice

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@spilledbagofice

5 years

Cuomo on MSNBC asking @AndrewYang about his lack of experience in foreign affairs -comparing it to Trump's lack of experience. Not really fair since Yang doesn't own towers in the middle east & is probably smart enough to listen if ALL HIS ADVISORS & GENERALS tell him something.

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Thomas Cunningham

@spilledbagofice

4 years

@FeagleLegal @shawnlsn @JoshuaPotash The goddamn comedic timing of Gene Wilder, funny even without sound.

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@spilledbagofice

2 years

@careless_r3 @GusC30101156 @ask_aubry Not that that doesn't happen but the self-proclaimed "nice guys" that I've known are always like this guy and they think because they don't hit or scream at women that they're some kind of princes when they're actually entitled, controlling, jealous and manipulative.

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Thomas Cunningham

@spilledbagofice

4 years

@Tazerface16 The (We Wish our Dads were) Proud (of us) Boys.

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@spilledbagofice

2 years

My favorite Tom Sizemore role: cop in True Romance with Chris Penn.

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Thomas Cunningham

@spilledbagofice

2 years

@DaveSFoley Always looking for an excuse to bust out this gem:

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@spilledbagofice

3 years

@Eve6 You wrote "I did it all for the nookie"?

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@spilledbagofice

2 years

@deesnider As someone who lived it in the 80s, do you see a parallel between the hysteria of "Metal will make your kids violent drug-addicted Satan worshipers" & "drag, trans, gay people are trying to "groom" your kids!" Unfounded, politically-motivated hate-mongering.

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Thomas Cunningham

@spilledbagofice

4 years

With all due respect, fuck Joe Biden. Literally his only saving grace is not being Donald Trump.

Democracy Now!

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Joe Biden Calls for Increased Law Enforcement Funds Amid Calls to Defund the Police

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@spilledbagofice

2 years

@theserfstv Somehow, "Hey, not everyone celebrates Christmas, if you don't know what someone celebrates, 'Happy Holidays' covers it." becomes "I'm offended by the mention of Christmas and I hate Christians, Santa, and the baby Jesus!"

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Thomas Cunningham

@spilledbagofice

4 years

I found this old clip I shot of @JamesGunn & @johncabrera arguing about whether Zombies or Vampires are more dangerous. James isn't afraid of a tiger, guys!

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@spilledbagofice

4 years

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@spilledbagofice

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@okaybrb "They used to call me 'woke bae'!" Yeah, well now you smoke bae. Pack of smokes & a scratch off... chop, chop, Smoke Bae...

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3 years

@davenewworld_2 "How to keep your kids 'pure" in God's eyes..." OR "How to make sure your kids have to spend years and years in extensive therapy."

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@spilledbagofice

4 years

@BethLynch2020 @howellsuzy @BernieSanders @JoeBiden Joe should suspend his campaign and endorse Bernie. He knows in his heart of hearts that he's not up for this.

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@spilledbagofice

2 years

@WUTangKids Honestly, at first I was mad... but then I realized that you did me a favor. I always thought I was bad on the mic and my flow was pretty weak but if I compare my "skills" to this soulless tripe, I'm like Nas over here.

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@spilledbagofice

5 years

The funnest thing about Cameo is seeing what people charge. Frank Whaley $50 a bargain! @chrisdelia $50,000 also a bargain.

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@spilledbagofice

3 years

@LilNasX It's almost like they want a scapegoat or something to avoid dealing with any substantive issues.

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Thomas Cunningham

@spilledbagofice

3 years

I believe Tara Reade. @ReadeAlexandra

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Thomas Cunningham

@spilledbagofice

2 years

@SorenSpicknall @BeckFlatley Since we're all getting nostalgic and stuff.... You'll love this blast from the past...

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Thomas Cunningham

@spilledbagofice

8 years

@joerogan GLOW ROGAN

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Thomas Cunningham

@spilledbagofice

5 years

Who killed Epstein? Tulsi - "Hillary!" Bernie - "The 1%!" Yang - "Robots!" Kamala - "Donald J. Trump" Biden - "Let's be clear. It wasn't my good friend Barack Obama" Warren - "I'm stealing Bernie's answer." Steyer - "I think... Time's up. #DemDebate #DemocraticDebate

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Thomas Cunningham

@spilledbagofice

5 years

@jonbecker_ Celery ruins everything it touches.

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Thomas Cunningham

@spilledbagofice

4 months

This is why that "Alpha Male" take of 'Bullying makes you tough' is so fucking stupid. For every kid that toughens up, countless others just become emotionally damaged & never recover -and some end up dead. RIP Sammy

Collin Rugg

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NEW: 10-year-old boy takes his own life after getting constantly bullied at school for his glasses and teeth. Heartbreaking. Sammy Teusch of Greenfield, Indiana was bullied up until the night he took his own life according to his family. The parents say they contacted the