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@spiderburial

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Joined April 2017
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@spiderburial
ness ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
im CRYING because i will NEVER have a boner or know what it feels like
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non americans donโ€™t realize how small the united states really is
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4 months
my biggest mistake was somehow learning about hitler in elementary school and my parents biggest mistake was failing to tell me that he died a long time ago. resulted in me being terrified on the walks to/from school because i was 100% sure he was going to catch me
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2 years
you really canโ€™t threaten to kill anyone on the internet anymore
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2 months
this is why elvis died
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2 years
going to therapy is a red flag because why do you need therapy
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2 years
im unemployed!
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2 years
@glaivemaster69 sounds like a threat wtf :(
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22 days
fucking stupid
@FoodPornPhotos
Food Porn
23 days
Overloaded mac and cheese burger
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1 month
what the fuck do people even eat when itโ€™s hot outside
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4 months
looks like shit!
@dantherriault
Dan Therriault
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AI generated Klimt. Woman in Black.
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@spiderburial
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2 years
not even sarah silverman
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1 month
sending this to my boss when he asks me to come into work
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2 months
do you guys think luigi resents mario
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2 months
obsessed with this family of 8 on instagram who decided to move to kyrgyzstan from south carolina to start a crossfit gym, no they donโ€™t speak the language either
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@spiderburial
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6 months
iโ€™m so fucking sick of you
@Culture_Crit
Culture Critic
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What exactly is preventing you from moving to London?
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@spiderburial
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2 years
hope my landlord lets me build this moat ๐Ÿ™
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2 months
why do hippos kill. i understand theyโ€™re territorial but itโ€™s still not right
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22 days
stupid ass burger how is anyone eating this
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Whatโ€™s the first word that comes to mind when you see this ?
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4 months
heyyyyyy. why are you bald
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2 years
they hate me cause iโ€™m r worded (rambunctious)
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2 years
she looks like a professional pornstar in the bad way
@Johnson__joey
Joey R Johnson
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Former US army soldier Eric, 30, and his partner, Morgan, 22, in Lake Forest, California.
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2 years
tonight. after new year. macdonald
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2 years
can you smoke cigarettes in online therapy sessions
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can i do this
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1 month
iโ€™m liking a bunch of fucked up shit btw
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3 months
donโ€™t piss me off. stupid ass burger
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Food Porn
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Burger time ๐Ÿ”
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2 years
i donโ€™t want to date letโ€™s just get married
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14 days
sorry to keep food posting but holy shit
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2 years
can i do a little spin and curl up in your lap
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2 years
iโ€™m home hello :)
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2 years
reading some fun replies on posts
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2 years
:/
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@whoreby_parker what was the guy wearing before
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2 months
every man should be irish
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2 years
this would have made numbers if tumblr was still a thing
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โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿฉน
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youโ€™re weird and ugly
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2 years
ohhh my god
@EimhinMcNamara
human chaperone
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I love them ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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๐Ÿซถ
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i love soup so much itโ€™s crazy. i donโ€™t care about the time of year give me that bowl of liquid
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8 months
looks so yummy but he looks like heโ€™s going through every emotion known to man
@yalcdb
yalc arลŸiv
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terli ve yorgun kebapรงฤฑ
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@lmNOTcatholic he should start watching porn again his skin looked great
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iโ€™m right here
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*modest mouse guy voice* ๐ŸŽตgo to the hamburger store buy some new hamburger๐ŸŽต
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hi hi
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sensitive content warning
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๐Ÿซก๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿซฃ
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itโ€™s so great that everyone online is insane
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1 year
not a video.
@historyinmemes
Historic Vids
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A lady with her horse on a snowy day, 1899.
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@margotlebitch thank you!! asexuals arenโ€™t persecuted and losing their job etc etc over it so i always thought it was silly that itโ€™s a letter in it
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i canโ€™t wait to die in the middle of nowhere and have them identify my body by my shitty tattoos
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oh???!!!!
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omg i just got accepted to my dream school!!!
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i am so shiny
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iโ€™ve discovered the pleasures of laying in bed
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@jewbyboobie im not going to fall for this trap
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im being called r worded for cutting pizza with scissors and not a pizza cutter
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can i come over and sit on your bed
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๐Ÿ˜ถ
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itโ€™s really so sad how sandwiches arenโ€™t that good for you
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deleted the last photo because a freak replied and made me feel bad hehe
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๐Ÿคก
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let him play!!!!!
@nocontextcfb
no context college football
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help
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2 years
serious question: should i give up or should i just keep chasing pavements?
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there are no words just disgust.
@Timesofgaza
TIMES OF GAZA
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Israeli soldiers take a picture in front of the rubble of the Atfaluna Society for Deaf Children in Gaza
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few things in life more beautiful than this
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picky eaters. you eat what i fucking made you bitch
@SweatieAngle
๐Ÿ”ŽAl๐Ÿ”
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Whatโ€™s your pettiest dealbreaker? I donโ€™t think think I could romantically love a man with serious lisp
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i can smile
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