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Michael Turner

5 months

Got Coach Saban to actually laugh and tried to get him to come to Tempe. Always fun talking to some legends at the Waste Management Pro Am. Check the full video now. #WMPhoenixOpen

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Michael Turner

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7 months

🐅 WHO DEY CHECK IN WEEK 16 🐅 FTS #bengals #cincinnati #whodey #pittsburgh #steelers #nfl

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Michael Turner

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9 months

I found @_RyanStonehouse #1 fan at the Titans tailgate “That’s our f*cking punter, dipsh*t” is the best response I’ve ever gotten talking smack pregame

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Michael Turner

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6 months

🐅WHO DEY CHECK IN WEEK 18🐅 Browns fans, good luck in the playoffs, just check your tone. #nfl #football #cincinnati #bengals #cleveland #browns

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Michael Turner

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6 months

As a Bengals fan, I’m tired of watching the NFL Playoffs as a hater, I’m choosing a team to root for 🦁 #nfl #NFLPlayoffs #cincinnati #bengals #WhoDey #DetroitLions #detroit

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6 months

🐅WHO DEY CHECK IN WEEK 17🐅 This one is for the big booty bitches. Come see me live tonight in KC at Knuckleheads at 8 pm! Tickets at #nfl #football #cincinnati #bengals #whodey #kansascity #chiefs #kcmo

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Michael Turner

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2 years

@Rap Int’l Players Anthem is the greatest rap song of all time

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7 months

🐅WHO DEY CHECK IN WEEK 15 🐅 Real ones only moving forward #cincinnati #bengals #whodey #cincy #nfl #football

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Michael Turner

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7 months

WHO DEY CHECK IN WEEK 11 🐅 To paraphrase: It’s still f*ck the Steelers #cincinnati #bengals #whodey

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1 year

@RyanDLeaf when he got eyes on the NFL script for his career 😂

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

5 months

NFL CHAMPIONSHIP WEEKEND My rooting guide: Go Lions, Go Jungle Boys, f*ck the rest. #nfl #NFLPlayoffs #Lions #Niners #Ravens #Chiefs

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

9 months

My guy @_RyanStonehouse made shirts to commemorate this iconic moment 😂

Ryan Stonehouse

@_RyanStonehouse

9 months

HAVE AT IT!! You know we have to put it on a shirt!! Exclusively on

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Michael Turner

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5 months

@AlabamaNati0n I had to try 😂

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

6 months

The season is over. I went to every single @Bengals road game. Did a comedy show in each city and Mike’d Up at each tailgate. We racked up millions of views & got featured on twice. See y’all next season 🐅🐅🐅 #bengals #Cincinnati #whodey

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

2 years

This pic will have you thinking I’m the main side kick in this new #ObiWan series

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

5 months

For President’s Day - here’s a breakdown of how I vote. #PresidentsDay #Election

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

8 months

WHO DEY CHECK IN WEEK 10 🐅 #nfl #cincinnati #bengals #whodey #houston #texans

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

2 years

The Cincinnati @Bengals are going to the Super Bowl

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

2 years

All these Ohio “fans” jumping on Bengals, I’m asking for cross streets. What exit off 71 or 75 you rocking. What high school?! What does “Kimo Von Oekhoffen” mean to you? Crazy seeing Ohio ppl claiming Bengals. I’ve never told people I’m from Ohio. I’m from Cincinnati.

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

2 years

Anybody got a cooler picture of their dad than the one with mine giving Cris Collinsworth bunny ears and Ernest with a firm thumbs up?

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

9 months

@SCORPDLM @_RyanStonehouse @Titans Oh I did some further research after this interaction… he’s putting the Leg in Legend 🦵

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

7 months

Just to be clear - I am not the @Raiders quarterback Aidan O’Connell #nfl #RaiderNation

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

9 months

Week 6 Who Dey Check In 🐅 Cincinnati vs Seattle - The Battle for Ken Griffey Jr. #WhoDey

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

8 months

WHO DEY CHECK IN WEEK 8 🐅 San Jose come see me tonight @TabardTheatre at 9 pm ! Tomorrow I’ll be out tailgating and crushing bacon wrapped prawns with wine spritzers. #bengals #49ers #whodey

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

5 months

Usher gonna let these young MFs know tonight #usher #superbowl

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

8 months

I got to co-host on my favorite Bengals podcast. Come see me live in San Jose this weekend or any other road game you’re hitting this season! Thank you @pauldehnerjr for having me on! #bengals #whodey 🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅

Paul Dehner Jr.

@pauldehnerjr

8 months

Latest HTPG: #Bengals at SF 🎙️ Comedian @TurnerComedy_ joins as co-host, talking his Road Warrior Tour (Sat night in San Jose!), OG Nati creds and a tight 5 on punters 🧐 Joe Burrow’s message & finding out 🌉 @LombardiHimself on the state of the 49ers

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Michael Turner

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10 months

When I started stand up, I didn’t think collabing with the @bengals was even on the radar !! So dope to be featured on their latest episode of “From The Jungle” on . Looking forward to more on the road this year. Now let’s go beat the Ravens. 🐅

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

1 year

@Ben_Baby 🤫🤫🤫🐅🐅🐅

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

3 years

I got a friend where the whole relationship at this point is just us rescheduling a hike we’ll never go on

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

11 months

I’m doing a stand up comedy tour in all of the cities the @Bengals play a road game this year. Starting next Thursday in Atlanta. Cincy fans and all NFL fans, COME THRU!!! #WhoDey #Cincinnati #Bengals

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

10 months

We start ‘em young at Bengals tailgates

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

4 years

Ethiopian dance moves go HARD @BustaRhymes

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

2 years

We are the lost generation

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

8 months

WHO DEY CHECK IN WEEK 11 🐅 I’m in Baltimore tonight @ The Port Comedy Club 8 PM then tailgating for Mike’d Up before the Bengals / Ravens on TNF. #WHODEY

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

8 months

Honored to make a cameo in @thebengalboys latest video 🐅🐅

The Bengal Boys

@thebengalboys

8 months

Week 9: "Mr. Rightside"

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Michael Turner

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3 years

I made this bet on 513 day. Shoulda known it was a lock. #WhoDey #RuleTheJungle

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

7 months

Jags fan got his tattoo spelled wrong 😂 #jaguars #jacksonville #duval #dtwd

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

7 months

@j2_robert Oh dang! They don’t exist yet. This was geared more towards real football fans that would know that. It’s a fun sport. You aren’t too old to get into it, bud! Join your friend and become a Bengals fan, the future is bright. All the Steelers success is in the past.

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

9 months

🐅NASHVILLE LFG 🐅

The Bengal Boys

@thebengalboys

9 months

See you Saturday night Nashville! Michael Turner @ Third Coast Comedy Club Link in Bio 🎟️

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

2 years

Every @Bengals fan right now

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

6 years

I’ll be doing some stuff for 12 Sports Tonight on the local NBC Sunday nights in Phoenix this season (at least until I offend someone 😂). This is what aired on Sunday. Keep an eye out for your boy everyday Sunday night.

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

3 years

Went to Kansas City and as a Cincinnati Bengals fan I had to give them the proper perspective on their recent Super Bowl loss. #whodey #bengals #pain @CincyProblems

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

6 years

This one goes out to all of y’all who got dragged out to midnight mass 🙏🏼😂 #MerryChrismas #Catholics

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

5 years

ME BEING ON NPR GOT ME MORE HYPE THAN A DABABY VERSE 🙏🏼

KJZZ Phoenix

@kjzzphoenix

5 years

The Show is starting a series of conversations with AZ comedians who offer a unique local perspective. Today: @NotMikeTurner

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

7 months

@UseThaEyeTest Hang it in the Louvre

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

7 months

I’ve been to every single Bengals road game this year, and every city I’ve been to got the same thing to say… FTS Pittsburgh I’ll see y’all this weekend. Show is Friday, tailgate and game Saturday. #nfl #bengals #steelers #whodey #fts

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

1 year

Great time with the boys @FeitsBarstool and @KFCBarstool go check the full interview

Viva La Stool

@VivaLaStool

1 year

Where is the best place to drink a beer?

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

2 years

12 years in and hasn’t hit her with a ring yet. Y’all think I went to hard on the boy? 😂

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

5 months

“When did you first accept Jesus as your savior?” “Second commercial break Super Bowl 58, after that first Chiefs punt.”

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Michael Turner

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3 years

You guys think the MNF guys are gonna talk about that time Big Ben was in rural Georgia and had two bodyguards holding watch outside the bathroom and he didn’t accept the word “no” well from those two girls? People don’t forget.

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Michael Turner

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2 years

No one knows me better than my Spotify Daily Mix 2

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Michael Turner

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4 years

When a coworker asks why you never hang outside of the office

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

6 years

Yesterday I was cutoff from a bar for getting caught filling my water cup with Mr. Pibb. Today I’m 32.

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Michael Turner

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4 months

@EmmittSmith22 is done rooting for the Cowboys #Dallas #Cowboys

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

7 months

🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅

Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

7 months

🐅WHO DEY CHECK IN WEEK 15 🐅 Real ones only moving forward #cincinnati #bengals #whodey #cincy #nfl #football

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Michael Turner

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5 years

Yer boi was out there hitting switches at the Arizona Super Show for @12News #supershow #arizonasupershow #cars #switches #hopping #arizona #Phoenix #glendale #westside

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

2 years

Suns Vs Pelicans Game 2 tonight go check full video now @roberthorry @TimDonaghy2 @Suns #NBAPlayoffs #sunsin4

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Michael Turner

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6 years

DJ AUX CORD LIVE AT ZIA RECORDS UNTIL 12:30! Out here promoting Literally The Worst Show Ever tonight Crescent Ball…

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

6 years

Tomorrow | 730 PM | Valley Bar Phoenix! Come thru tomorrow night. DM me for them $5 tix. Don’t be a meatball like @theanwarnewton

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Michael Turner

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4 years

ESPN reporters during the NFL Draft

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

1 year

How bout those CowThem #cowboys #49ers #NFLPlayoffs

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

7 months

WHO DEY CHECK IN WEEK 13 🐅 Come see me on the last stops of the year. Pittsburgh 12/22 and Kansas City 12/30. #Bengals #Cincinnati #WhoDey #Jacksonville #Jaguars #nfl

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

9 months

You ever see a father’s life fall apart in 30 seconds 😂 at least she knows what she wants tho, it’s either @mattrife or BBLBs

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

2 years

Go check out my dude @NILES100 🔥

Comedy Central Stand-Up

@standup

2 years

. @NILES100 had a box cutter pulled on him in a Burger King. Watch the full set:

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Michael Turner

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6 years

Went and became a #NASCAR expert today. Check me on #12News tonight at 6. #Phoenix

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

2 years

You think you’re a man until you pull up to AutoZone and you need one of the employees to install your car battery.

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

7 months

People from Colorado… am I wrong? #colorado #denver #fortcollins #coloradosprings #boulder

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

2 years

Hit the #WMPhoenixOpen today and got to mess with some of the biggest names in sports. Check it.

Sports360AZ

@Sports360AZ

2 years

From Aaron Rodgers to Michael Phelps to Josh Duhamel, no one was safe from comedian Michael Turner at the #WMPhoenixOpen Pro-Am today. At least it sounds like he's getting a new car from @santanford ...

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Michael Turner

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2 years

My mama loves when I’m on NPR

KJZZ Phoenix

@kjzzphoenix

2 years

Comedian @NotMikeTurner has a simple thesis on the Valley of the Sun: Phoenix doesn’t deserve nice things — nice things he says he tried his hardest to create here. @laurengilger reports.

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Michael Turner

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6 years

Ballers is by far the worst show I’ve never missed an episode of.

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Michael Turner

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11 months

Who is Dey?! I’ll be at every @Bengals road game this year. I’m doing a stand up comedy show the night before each game. Mike’d up interviews at the tailgates. #whodey

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

2 years

“You want it to be one way… but it’s the other way.” -Marlo Stanfield

first of all, bitch, it's a Titty Purse, not a bra

@thejournalista

2 years

The Wire premiered 20 years ago today on HBO. QT with your favorite line, memory, scene or gif from The Wire.

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Michael Turner

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2 years

Imagine giving guns to a person making $30k a year that spends their entire day around kids that aren’t theirs. Suicide rates bout to be thru the roof 📈

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Michael Turner

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5 years

Richard fuckin Petty 🐐 #NASCAR

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

7 years

My first headlining show in LA. November 10th | Lyric Hyperion | Los Angeles 🔗 in bio @…

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

2 years

If we give the teachers guns… A thread… “Sure the job has it’s downfalls. I’m overworked and underpaid. I barely make rent every month and my diet consists of whatever is affordable. Every time I look at the school loans I still owe it feels like I’m drowning…”

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

6 months

Go Cow-Them #nfl #NFLPlayoffs #cowboys #dallas #SanFrancisco #niners

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

6 years

I like the idea of a Drake album much more than an actual Drake album.

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

4 years

Vegas on Thursday! This gonna be a heater! 🔥

JILL KIMMEL: CCL CELEBRATION 7/10-17

@itsmejillkimmel

4 years

Come see us this Thursday at @kimmelscomedy in #vegas at the @LinqPromenade ! @Comicchrisb @NotMikeTurner and @nickcomic will join me at 10pm for the next installment of JILL KIMMEL LIVE! Use promo code JKSM for discounts!!

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Michael Turner

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2 years

🐅 Who Dey 🐅 #bengals #whodey #SuperBowl @Bengals

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

2 years

Go check the latest episode of This Week Sucks Tonight with me and @theanwarnewton

This Week Sucks Tonight - This Week So Far July 2022

Anwar Newton and Michael Turner cover the news for the week of July 15. Boris Johnson resigned, Shinzo Abe was assassinated, some guy in the Sri Lanka baile...

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

2 years

I love when Westworld drops a new season to remind me I have no idea what’s going on in this show I’ve never missed an episode of.

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

4 years

Found a new route to walk today. What a rush.

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Michael Turner

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1 year

@BarkyBoogz This checks out

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

2 years

Joe Burrow steppin in this bitch like… #bengals #whodey #NFLPlayoffs

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

2 years

There’s only two types of people that exist to me anymore: those that have seen Top Gun: Maverick and those who have not.

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

9 months

Nashville ! This Saturday at 9. Come thru!

The Bengal Boys

@thebengalboys

9 months

Coming to Nashville? This Saturday at 9 You won’t want to miss this hilarious evening. Rumor is that we’ll be there (it’s not a rumor it’s true). Get your ticket below! ..

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Michael Turner

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2 years

The opposite of Wakanda is Wisconsin

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

4 years

Happy birthday @Usher 🙏🏼 thanks for that Confessions album. Real ones remember that summer.

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

2 years

@JimIrsay I attend games in a full tiger suit (3-0 this year) and have professional photo shoots done of myself before games. I also send opposing fans photos of tigers in their natural habitat weekly and post reactions on IG. @turnercomedy

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

4 years

Lost interview from #TigerKing 🐅

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

7 months

The @Bengals came and tapped into The Road Warrior Tour in Jacksonville for the latest episode of From The Jungle !! Go check it on Last shows of the season will be Pittsburgh 12/22 Kansas City 12/30 Get tickets now at

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

6 months

1-0 since becoming a Lions fan 🦁

Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

6 months

As a Bengals fan, I’m tired of watching the NFL Playoffs as a hater, I’m choosing a team to root for 🦁 #nfl #NFLPlayoffs #cincinnati #bengals #WhoDey #DetroitLions #detroit

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Michael Turner

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6 years

Went out and messed with some @Seahawks fans on Sunday for the @AZCardinals & @12News #nfl #football #seahawks #cardinals

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

6 years

When is the last time #ASU can say they OUTCOACHED a team to victory? #HermTrain

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

2 years

This chick was so high she thought the Suns were playing the Nuggets. I’m tryna find her plug before game 5 tonight #NBAPlayoffs

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

2 years

Dropped a 10 minute stand up comedy special thru @donttellcomedy that I’m damn proud of. Go check that.

America is Back | Michael Turner

Subscribe to Don’t Tell Comedy to find your new favorite comedian:http://bit.ly/dtcyoutubeThe Candy Shop Series is Don't Tell Comedy's 4th independent YouTub...

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Michael Turner

@TurnerComedy_

6 years

When the sex scene gets going in #BirdBox 🦅📦

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Michael Turner

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4 years

Corona Convos w/ Mom

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