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Jules!

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27 days

Cover pic of the debut album of my imaginary garage band.

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@JamaalBowmanNY Do you even care about the black woman she plagiarized?

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@DanInsinga The only Grinch that should appear here is the original cartoon.

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This is why I stay.

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@ev3rhaze "From the river to the sea" means wiping out all the Jews from the Jordan to the Mediterranean. You know, genocide.

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@minds This should be a big story. It won't be.

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I have the body I had in high school. I have the body I had in high school. I have the body I had in high school. I have the body I had in high school. I have the body I had in high school. I have the body I had in high school. Nope. That didn't work either.

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Trans women are women. Trans women are women. Trans women are women. Trans women are women. Trans women are women. Trans women are women. Trans women are women. Trans women are women. Trans women are women. Trans women are women. Trans women are women. Trans women are women.

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@JenniferJablun1 Wouldn't you maybe start to question what's really going on at say, oh I don't know, 900 lost items? Sheesh.

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@HawksHauling *we. Who do you think invented computers?

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@CurtisHouck Biggest con man of this century.

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10 months

Sometimes a man is just an idiot. Ineffective. The new fragrance from Calvin Klein. Available at Macy's.

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@Chris_Becker2 @ChuckCallesto If the translations are accurate, she's violated her oaths as a naturalized citizen and as a Congresswoman.

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Y'all this is it, our last day on Earth. Behave accordingly.

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1 year

What I don't get is why BLTGQs would want to go to a web designer or a cake place where the owner is offended by their lifestyle.

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1 year

There's this new thing I've noticed on here, people using an apostrophe s when they're pluralizing something. The apostrophe s is to show ownership. Stop it now.

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@audramlove @itoldyoumonsoon @ChayaRaichik10 @benshapiro It's a debate. Logic, reason, facts. Appeal to emotion is a fallacy.

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10 months

So this guy brought his dying dog to the beach one last time because she loved it there and I am a mess. RIP, sweet Greta.

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5 months

Update: I am gallbladderless. Surg went well? Had to have Narcan to wake me up and my oxygen was low for a bit. My bottom lip is numb. Pain managed by Advil. Eating rice and graham crackers. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers. Appreciate it! [Insert bon mot or pun here.]

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So kids are getting the whole day off tomorrow for the eclipse? The totality is going to last, what, 5 minutes? Shoot, when the Challenger exploded, they kept us in school the whole day. We did go home early when Reagan was shot.

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Dear friend of mine on here has entered hospice. Please pray for a miracle for her. Her name is Leslie.

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@rebel19 They fed you, clothed you, kept a roof over your head, put band-aids on your wounds, but they suck because they didn't read books of your choosing?

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2 years

Growing up, I remember hearing "I may not agree with what you say but I'll defend your right to say it." What happened to that?

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@Chris_Becker2 @ChuckCallesto She put Somalia first.

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@RachelJessWolff @georgetownsfs Also, Georgetown, let her know it's deep-seated. SMH.

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How many of you still have your appendix?

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What about my experience? I paid for a seat and you're encroaching on it.

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Using only a gif, who was your first or biggest musician crush?

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Who did this?

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@nyi_news @GregAbbott_TX He's defying nothing. The SCOTUS order just said Biden can start cutting the wire again. It said nothing about what Texas can't do. And you call yourself "news". This is why people don't trust the MSM.

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What's he thinking about?

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@danic_98 Dog's name is Radar and his handler's name is O'Reilly? Love it!

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Next time I'm on here, it'll be sans gallbladder. Farwell gallbladder, I hardly knew ye. See y'all on the flippity flip!

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2 years

Again? I never have.

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First: I'm fine and home. Spent the day in the ER. My blood pressure dipped to 95/53 and I was super dizzy. Just dehydrated, I guess. And hungry. My BP is still up and down, but every other test was fine, so... just ate a ham sandwich. We'll see.😁😬🙄

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Bad news is that company is IKEA.

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I want this.🥺 A Swedish company has designed the Jetson ONE, a personal electric aerial vehicle that "anyone can own and fly" - if you only have $92,000 lying around to buy one. According to the company, the vehicle can fly up to 1,500 meters high and at 60+ mph for approx 20

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Here in North Texas we're enduring our 19th consecutive day of 100+ temperatures. Life was so much better in, say, 1980, when the record was 42. Oh.

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Jensen Ackles as Batman? Take my money already!

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I'm seriously curious, not trying to start anything, but is this considered flattering?

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@audramlove @itoldyoumonsoon @ChayaRaichik10 @benshapiro

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The anxiety has begun. SEND PUPPIES AND KITTIES STAT! (Please.)

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@caesar_pounce @joncoopertweets

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@SavvyUnbowed One of the worst experiences, leaving the vet with an empty collar.

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Looks like the Doublemint twins defected to Fruit Stripe. It won't last long.

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@ThatEricAlper Freeze Frame

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My friend passed away today. Thank you for praying for her. She was a bright light in a dark world. Made you feel like you were special. Funny, lovely, kind, thoughtful. Love you, Dencs. See you again someday. Please pray for her family, especially her youngest daughter. Thanks.

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This means someone actually thought it was, right? So screwed.

i like food

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My aunt and uncle did. My mom and I were poors.

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How many people had a table like this?

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Probably the most well-behaved row, too.

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A profound moment for me was my friend who had a heart transplant saying when she first woke up, she was scared b/c her new heart was beating so hard and fast. She didn't know what it felt like to have a healthy heart. She's going on 11 years this May. Be an organ donor.

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@bendreyfuss Tweeted like a man who's never been stalked.

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Some people: Fetuses aren't alive. Me: So what is this, her Italian meatball dinner coming back to kick her for funsies?

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PLEASE tell me this doesn’t happen! Omg!!

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2 years

Which is worse?

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My favorite part of #AmazingRace is that the contestants, under the guise of a task, do manual labor for free in foreign countries.

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My first burger post-gallbladderectomy. Let's do this. #twittersupperclub

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2 years

@DeAngelisCorey Some of us have been having the conversation. Welcome to the party, pal.

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Name the best performance in TV series? My answer: Jensen Ackles in Supernatural. No, I'm serious. There was a scene early on where he had this look on his face like he (Dean) was carrying the weight of the world. It took me by surprise. Very nuanced.

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Name the best performance in TV series? My answer: Because I couldn't find a gif of Robert Carradine from "Deadwood.

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@Indy_Is_Here Did you write this on parchment with a quill pen?

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I'm so tired. Sleeping 3 hours, awake an hour, repeat. Pills aren't helping. Could use some prayers if you're so inclined.

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I propose Schoolhouse Rock should be part of the curricula for all American schools. I'm serious. Instead of teaching middle schoolers about anal sex, why not expose them to Lolly and adverbs. To the skater who makes figure 8s. And of course, to Bill.

Choominati - Picture $8 Blue Check In This Spot

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The country started to go downhill when we lost Schoolhouse Rock....

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@TheFigen_

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5 months

Awesome. Thank you, Lord, for letting me witness this, and from my backyard.

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@NecktieSalvage Those are his formal gym shorts, sir!

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Ohhh this one hurts.

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@CitizenFreePres When he looks down, as if he's expecting to see his mark.

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@Brcremer Pretty sure the Lord's Prayer wasn't referring to a loan agreement one willingly entered into.

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@markzbarabak Learn to mine cobalt, then. (h/t @shoveitjack )

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@dantypo I love how he back-kicks the guy's leg.

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@BFacist Where are the feminists? Where is the outrage? This is classic patriarchy stealing opportunities from women.

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@SarahWW @lyndseyfifield Kinda like the pro-Hamas kids who were blocking Jewish students from getting into the UCLA library.

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@ThatEricAlper There's nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do, God bless the rains down in Africa

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@brilliantbecaus @PolitiBunny I was forced from a PPO to HMO. I now have to see my PCP (and pay for it) before I can see a specialist, even if I've been seeing said specialist for 30 years. My premiums doubled, my deductible tripled. ACA may cover more people but more people now have crappy coverage.

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I put on a brave face with my family and friends, but I'm really falling apart. Every day is a struggle. I'm so tired.

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I understand, cat.

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Firefighter dug this cat out from under the rubble of earthquake cat won't leave his side.

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@OurShallowState @peterbakernyt 😂Do you hear yourself? When it's backing a Dem, it was the bastion of good journalism, right? Now that it even dares to question Biden, it's garbage. The Times is not in bed with Trump. It's finally doing it's job and reporting on reality. Deal with it.

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@CrowdJusti16055 @LilaGraceRose Well the baby would still be dead.

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@BoundingComics Hey lady...

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How it begins. How it ends is with the Statue of Liberty buried in sand.

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A silverback gorilla sees a little girl banging her chest, so he charges her.

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This is why I go back and forth on cancelling people.

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Biden supporter tells women attending RNC that he hopes their daughters “get rápèd.”

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Five weeks exactly since gallbladder removal. Having Tex-Mex tonight. I think I'm ready.

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2 years

Trust the science.

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Biden cut an EO that reversed Trump's $35 insulin policy, then reinstated it and takes the credit.

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This ever happen to you? I got home and realized I don't remember the last 10 minutes of the drive.

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@MythinformedMKE This is what happens when you look for racism in everything. "Why is Dove soap white?!?"

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@DavidAFrench If he's such a Christian nationalist, why did he limit evangelizing? h/t @GeorgeWept

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The Kroger had HD on sale for a steal plus I had a coupon! I feel like Nancy Pelosi! On a budget.

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@igarglewithfire Black licorice is yummy.

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@MisfitsPolitics I am a sucker for a dog in a ghost costume! Anyhoo...

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@Sarah_G_Barker @OrdnancePackard @oliverstein15 @oldaggie84 @TMIWITW @MomsDemand @Everytown @shannonwatts What's with the left's obsession with conservative genitalia?

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Ohhh those dusty onions.

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Good guy adopts an old timer so he doesn’t have to die alone

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@RandySink @refsojourner Acts 26:28 (Paul wrote a number of books), and 1 Peter 4:16 (self-explanatory). But you don't really care.

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@ThatEricAlper Moist

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@matthewdmarsden He was the first to slice the bread. Genius.

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@MisfitsPolitics "And now, introducing President Hillary Clinton."

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@huntergreen11 @JoaquinCastrotx @chrisbrown2075 @POTUS Biden defied SCOTUS on student loans. What do you think should happen to him?

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I'm starting to think politicians are grifters.

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2 years

Accidentally used men's body wash and now my bed only has two pillows.

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Accidentally used Men's body wash and now I can easily, instantly figure out where I want to go to dinner when asked.

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Adult man raped and murdered female child. There, that's what happened.

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NEW: 18-year-old transgender pleads guilty to the murder of a 12-year-old girl who they had s*xual relations with. Disgusting. Ash Cooper has pleaded guilty to murdering 12-year-old Morgan Connors in Bensalem, Pennsylvania. Connors was found facedown with her pants around her

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@irishspy So tiring. Meanwhile, Robert Byrd's name is on a bunch of stuff. But, you know, it's (D)ifferent.

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