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Some people call me the Space Cowboy Some people call me the Gangsta of Love Some people call me Maurice Cause I roll the d20 of Love

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Joined November 2012

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6 months

We writers are a lot like strippers. Ordinarily we hide our thoughts in civil discourse, but the page is our stage and if you get up there and you're not taking it all off and throwing your junk around like nobody's watching? Then you're kinda doing it wrong.

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4 months

What really went wrong with the John Carter movie. Can you spot it?

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If those are orcs, these are paladins!

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Is it me or have orcs simply become green skinned elves?

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2 months

It's not summer without some Heavy Metal!

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HEAVY METAL (1981)

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Keith Parkinson's "And Then There Were Three" from 1985. This. Is Dungeons & Dragons.

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I'm seriously starting to believe that Kung Fury came out in 2015, blew our critical reserves of awesomeness, and we have been unable to produce anything good since then.

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6 months

Fuck Yeah!

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That's All Folks!

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Men, what is keeping you from looking like this?

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Anyone know what this is from? Wish I did.

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2 years

The Farmer’s Daughter by Victor Adame It's funny how well dinosaurs and the old west go together.

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3 months

From the days when metal ruled fantasy!

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Damn it is frigid out.

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5 months

Why did Lobo rip Starfire's top off?

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1 year

I love the little glint of light they snuck into her medallion.

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8 months

She says she's been to the Underdark. Do you trust her to take you there?

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7 months

What's your favorite spaceship that isn't from Star Wars? Nell from Battle Beyond The Stars.

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4 months

If you see this, post a redhead

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If you see this, post a redhead

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Paint her with some black tiger stripes ala Valeria in Conan the Barbarian and you might have something. (artist unknown, probably AI)

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6 months

Sometimes I like it best when there is something left to be revealed.

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4 months

Don't you dare crank the AC!

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9 months

Country music star or AD&D Wizard, you decide!

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10 months

Here's where I can be a stick in the mud. Psionics has no place in D&D. It should have never been introduced to the game, and even if they did they should have dropped it like a hot rock and never talked about it again.

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Another problem I have with the Nu-Orcs is why are they so damn pale? This guy looks like an Irishman at the beach. If they're living outside in a sunlit desert environment you'd think they would have a tan.

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Everybody out there giving the nu-orcs a hard time. People should take a breath and just let this poor man pick his prickly pears in peace.

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8 months

Without giving your age, post a show you watched as a kid.

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1 year

If you thought the Owlbear was bad, wait until you run a fowl of the Chickenbear!

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Mark Hamill?

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Hercules from 1983, btw. Starring Lou Ferrigno and Sybil Danning ftw!

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4 months

I don't believe I'm saying this, but there is a slight chance that the guy on the front of the Basic Box is actually a gal, none other than Snarfquest's Telerie Windyarm - also by Larry Elmore. A few details are off but otherwise the resemblance is uncanny. Take a look!

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2 years

When I first whipped this up I was kinda joking. Now not so much. It is time.

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8 months

Post one of your favorite GIFs with no explanation

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2 years

It's not just that they're changing things, but they're trying to make everyone who used to play the game look bad in order to make themselves look good. As if D&D is a precious thing they stole from the KKK.

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D&D undergoes a shift. People want to play heroes. They want to tell big stories about saving the world AND personal stories about knowing yourself. They want to play characters that they can believe in, not just grave-robbers and con-artists. 17/

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If there's any superhero we need to bring back. I think it's Captain Caveman!

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Is it me or does it seem like now that D&D is a smoldering ruin all the people who helped make it so have moved on to Warhammer?

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@rywilwrite If you're going to wear armor without a helmet you might as well run around in a chainmail bikini.

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@OGCrimsonJester I'm not! But even this getup worn by Gina Lollobrigida would be an improvement. Yes, we have become bigger prudes now than we were back in 1959.

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I think Hasbro and WoTC have screwed up so badly over the last few years there is no way they could win this fight. 6e (and it is 6e) was doomed from the start. They should have farmed it out to somebody else. Hopefully it will last 1 year before 7e is released.

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2 years

"I feel a bit over-dressed" "Nah, you're fine" said the winged cat thing.

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@WeAreTheMutants One I did myself.

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This needs a blacklight above it.

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8 months

Teleporting into your kitchen. Drinking all your beer. What ya gonna do about it ya little punk? -Fez the III, Angry Wizard

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2 years

Have you ever used a Trapper or a Lurker Above? And if so, what the hell is wrong with you?

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Can she play bass? Who cares? (Victoria De Angelis)

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Happy National Bikini Day! (My take on Heather Thomas's classic Pink Bikini poster) #NationalBikiniDay

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Another thing they did wrong is the size of the Efreet action figure. They should have made it as big as one of the Shogun Warriors from the 70's. (Damn that kid looks evil).

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3 years

Not Generation X But Generation B/X

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One more before everyone gets sick of hearing about chainmail bikinis.

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There's only one thing these are good for. Practicing your golf swing.

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What's in the box!?!

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7 months

Admit it. You watched it and you loved it. We all did.

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NEVER MEANING NO HARM

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You can't depict shapely women, it promotes an unrealistic body image!!! Meanwhile, what boys are raised on:

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I think most talk of generational differences is total BS, but I will say that Gen X probably has the best sense of humor. It was probably all that time spent watching Saturday morning cartoons.

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11 months

It sucks just how easily AI Art can generate decent images that world doesn't want to let you use.

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In the TSR days we would have been very hesitant to run anything for D&D not made by TSR. Forty years later and WoTC makes D&D, and we'd be very hesitant to run anything for D&D made by WoTC. There's a message in there somewhere, not sure what it is.

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Know what gets me about Honor Among Thieves? Maybe I missed it, but I don't recall there being any merchandizing around it. Rick & Morty got their own version of D&D HAT got a version of Monopoly!?! Did WoTC forget that D&D is actually a game?

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It still bemuses me why D&D Honor Among Thieves didn’t do better with audiences. As well as being a brilliant adaptation of the feeling of playing the game it has some of the best action and emotional climaxes in recent memory.

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Just watched Godzilla Minus One. Wow! So what the hell is wrong with the world of cinema in that they cannot make more movies like this?

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4 months

Something I've always wondered about B2 is - has anyone ever gotten a rowboat, pushed it into the river and taken off to see where it leads?

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Now that's pretty damn uncanny.

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We don't call it low self esteem anymore.

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I really have to wonder what it was like making this table. "Well Dave, you're wrong! The Guisarme gets a -2 against AC 3" "And adding a Glaive brings it up to -1?" "Yes it does!" "But give it a Voulge and you get a +1 against AC 5." Throws chair across room.

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5 months

Forget Star Wars, I want a sequel to Corvette Summer.

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4 months

@CatDaddyVGC Disney ruins everything.

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3 years

I love that Caldwell thought to have her making the devil horns with her hand gesture.🤟

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Gamma World doesn't use the word race but it has Pure Strain Humans, Humanoids, and Mutated Animals. It also has bad guy racists: Knights of Genetic Purity, Iron Society, and Zoopremisists. It would never be made today for just that reason, yet it's so much cooler than 5e.

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Another thing I used to love that they probably don't make any more. These guns contained a small fly wheel that would hit on a flint and throw sparks out the barrel. Perfectly harmless, unless you were living in a trailer with a gas leak.

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2 years

Drew up a new character, first time in ages. Don't ask me what her AC is suppose to be.

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People who think you need a high IQ to play D&D are showing off just how low their IQ actually is. AD&D Psionics! Okay, maybe. But the rest of the game is pretty damn easy to get.

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How I would have ended the D&D cartoon. After all these years of trying to find a way home, the gang finally does only to discover that they like where they are and can't bring themselves to leave it.

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1 year

Adventure is discovery. Buying a flying carpet at a magic shop is a purchase. Safe. Mundane. Boring. Buying an old carpet that might be a flying carpet or might summon an efreet or might just be an old carpet? That is Adventure!

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See. That's the problem with D&D these days. It's not Advanced. (Look at the smile on the Thief, that is a happy man!)

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4 months

Free Parking at the D&D Cafe!

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6 months

Heather Thomas, even if she used a body double in Zapped, I still love her!

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Some people, no matter who they play, always end up the party halfling.

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This is cool but he should really have a tiny barbie doll in a chainmail bikini to go in his other hand.

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Pound for pound, when you think about how many gold pieces those girls are worth? I think Conan just leveled three levels.

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The Rifleman mech is the coolest looking mech to ever suck on every level.

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I have great sympathy for anyone playing solo rpgs, but I still have a hard time seeing it as anything but this.

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"So, where's the D&D game at?" Guy behind the counter: "where do you think?"

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I love how WoTC bends over backwards and goes into full damage control when they discover that the Hadozee might resemble an obscure 19th century minstrelsy reference, but when they are caught sending goons to forcibly recollect some MtG cards? They make a potato joke.

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Know what was cool? Bringing home Tolkien's books from the library, reading them, enjoying them, and not being swamped with politics and opinions and theories about the author and its fans.

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Dave Stevens Rocks!

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@TITSUMAKl Pretty damn easy actually.

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Somebody out there knows me a little too well.

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1 year

Careful girl! You'll poke an eye out with those things.

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In the D&D cartoon its a rollercoaster ride that takes the kids to the land of D&D. But. That also means that other people must have ridden it, and come back out the other end seemingly unscathed or the ride would have been shut down. This implies a few things...

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If Harrison Ford wasn't available, Steve Martin would have made a good Han Solo.

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2 years

When was the last time you flung a drow at your enemies? Art by Bill Willingham.

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My kinda woman! Caroline Munro from At the Earth's Core, 1976

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Suddenly my love for the rust monster is renewed.

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Uncle Jarl got you a gift! Can you guess what it is? 2d10 damage!!!! Merry Christmas Everyone!

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2 years

Twitter's gotten too dark lately. Here's some Heather Locklear to brighten things up.

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2 years

And my immediate thought is - shouldn't you be driving a van?

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Now THAT is a statement

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@leylinepress As someone who doesn't even like Lamentations of the Flame Princess, please fuck off.

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