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@sourpatchkidsx

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• ♊︎ ↟• ♊︎ ☼ • ♑︎ ☽ : sarcastic, funny, energetic, sexy, super chill, fashionista + football(sports) fanantic ☀︎ intimidating, intuitive, shit talker on 1110% ꕥ

Dallas, TX
Joined February 2013
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nu mix to obsess over ft @jainormis2 this shit go crazy i luv HOUSE SETS
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yall i just laughed so hard i literally couldn’t breathe i’m in fucking tears rn
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no i’m serious this is the funniest video i’ve seen
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@itgirlposts she must’ve gotten divergent confused w hunger games
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okay i’ll show y’all one video
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@itsovermey why is she wearing airpods during a concert anyways ??
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@erewhonsmoothie girl i was just on there lemme show u the besties side
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@DAVIDPLEASESTOP noooo not venus retrograde separating another couple 😫 too much
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@normalmadeline he was in a silly goofy mood 😆
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@_MLFootball embarrassing as hell
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this shit will never not be funny 😭😭💀
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@TEXASTITTIE dude wtf that’s literally mother i’m so sad to hear this ?? 🥺 she don’t deserve this at alllllll ugh i hope she pulls through 😭
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@23metgala okay now seeing the details … this is PHENOMENAL. the illusion of sand is 👌🏽😮‍💨
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@BritneyTheStan everything i hear ab christina is always so bad and it sucks because she’s so talanted, or was, but she’s always had a nasty aura to her like why …
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@cheriture one word : narcissist. my mom the same way so i would know
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@_slimarella_ LMAOOO that man in the pink thought he did some w that video like the fbi finna reward his ass 😭
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@erewhonsmoothie i mean ex best friend but this was the caption !
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anyways i’m 4’11 wby
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@robrousseau he’s trying to make fetch happen so bad omg he’s DESPERATE wth 😭
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@autisticdreamer @h3h3productions girl i have an ED, i don’t pin my problems on others because i understand different perspectives and don’t try to say anything since everyone is different.
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@iLowkeyB Ayeeee this is PERFECTLY synced thoooo
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@rahsh33m hmmmmm that lowercase in the beginning of the paragraph sounds off
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@equine__dentist i’m not even kidding i’d start crying like a bitch if i saw that 😭
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@len0killer from the people he stole them from originally 😂😂
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@munnybagshawty u done fucked me up w this one … that shit look good
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@super_sayings you’re literally off topic , they’re talking ab texture of hair ur talking about colour. not the same at all
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@CinamonSlut all i hear is that evil laugh taking down the names one by one
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@MastrdMyself that’s so cute 😭🥹
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I AM LEGIT UGLY LAUGHING SO HARD LIKE BRO THIS SHIT IS SO FUNNT MY STOMACH HURTS SO BAD LSJSJSJS IM STILL CRYING
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@Logic301 what a king
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@BrianMFloyd 😭😭 he said who the fuck is singing off-pitched
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@kriteaaaa yunno what i noticed — it’s cos celebrities are grey on the inside they don’t have charisma or a unique eye for fashion, it’s all about elegance for the elites. whereas it’s a fashion runway so the people who get it do and the ones who don’t , never will.
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@chidilsh he mad u fine sis !!!
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okay ... this is it. everyone go home.
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@megantheevalium i promise you, no one thinks about you that much.
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@slicksthigma théy all went to ice spice cos she was the one half naked, y’all know sex sells in the music industry, it’s sad but i mean look at it now. not hating on ice spice cos get that bag ! but unfair because of standards
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@HoIIandMedia @shadesofro the wrinkly hand, the turquoise beads on her wrist, letters on the biggest font, slow texting …. it’s screams yt suburb woman may i go on ? what makes you think a karen would make this up for clout .. all they do is complains
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OKAY I GET IT MOST OF YALL DONT FIND IT AS FUNNY AS ME BUT IMA CRACKHEAD SO IDK WHAT TO TELL YA.
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OKAY BUT ITS FRIDAY THE 13TH HOES 💀🔪🔪🔪
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@whoreby_parker pho places lol
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oh shit i forgot to post these LMAOOO
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whatever ho3 , i’m feeling some what decent, better than wanting to drown myself in feces
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@Mikemccarthaaay so close! that’s spongebob 💕
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this an orange or a lime ?
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i took these earlier btw ugh the vsco filter snAPPED IN DIS
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@pusEnectorluvr @vinny_mendez08 wtfym “i’m tryna figure it out too” u the one who said it... aint no one was thinking of that shit BUT YOU 😭😭🤣
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@theshapeburns i’m dead they wanted morbius ratings it seems
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Me when no one listens to what I say
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@Emmmyalluu @FrJerico @blixberrie i’m sorry but it’s so hard taking you serious knowing ur a guy behind this acc it just irks me man 😭😭
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I AM BAFFLED
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@dramaticpossum i’m so anti isreal but this makes me wanna root for none of y’all either
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i am not okay but hopefully i will be ! i never tell / talk about what i’m really feeling cos i don’t like putting my real feelings out on the internet like that but a bitch really going thru it. i hurt. i decided to do my makeup w glitter tears cos it’s cute right ?
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@no_goblins why y’all wanna make slurs for everything jsut be the bad person you want to be and call them the names you wanna stop being afraid and own it
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@KameronBennett idk but seems like she deserved it from the way she ain’t react
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IGHT they actually look cute and these mf dusty just sitting on my gallery but yeah ima post n go
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What can you fit in these?
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@frijoliz 💀💀💀 unoriginal asffff
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@__jeeessiicaa1 TBH MY HEART STOPPED OMS
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@criminalplaza my fave video ever
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@laramiehood sounds like a you problem
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When someone tries to make you jealous
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alright who thinks I should remake this gif
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When you see someone who's hella fine then realise they're also funny asf
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BETTER :-) (i think)
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get these two retards off my fucking feed fuck bro i’m so done w they shit all anyone thinks about is sex sex fucking sex like omg get a fucking life and shut the fuck up
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Adam22 copped his wife Lena The Plug a Lamborghini Urus after doing her first male sex scene since their marriage 👀
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@sokurovark i wanna hotbox in this so bad now , get me some snackies and a blanket and a laptop. boom.
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@be1ofone ghislanie maxwell vibes off of you
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@KeshaRose my boyfriend said when he was like 17 -18 he went to your concert on molly and said it was the best show ever
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@halomancer1 i i be jumping over shit on my runs daily it’s so fun but not fun when it’s a huge mud puddle
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LMAOOOOOO
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𝘰𝘰𝘰𝘶𝘶𝘶𝘶 𝘞𝘏𝘈𝘛 𝘔𝘖𝘙𝘌 𝘊𝘈𝘕 𝘐 𝘚𝘈𝘈𝘠 ??
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ok one more thing i don’t wanna plug anything but i just wanna say : I LOVE YALL. BE HAPPY DOIN WHAT U WANNA DO COS ITS UR LIFE. DONT LITTER. DONT EAT YELLOW ICE. WE LIVE INA SIMULATION. DONT TRUST ANYONE 😌 xx
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anyways i’m about to go to another dimension y’all want anything ?
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in conclusion, shower sex is mos def overrated.
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When you're about to sleep but then start to overthink everything
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oh ya since we all awake now, let me show y’all my pink hair fronts 💞
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@distastefulboy nahhh it’s more like
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