Sophie Kleeman @sophiekleeman Twitter profile

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Sophie Kleeman

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2 years

learned today that randy johnson is now a professional photographer (??) and shoots nfl games (???)

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3 months

is that why they made her stand in the woods

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Kate Middleton gives first health update since cancer announcement: ‘I’m not out of the woods yet’

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5 years

just a masterful tweet

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Tonya Harding and the exploding whale were both born on this day in Oregon and both left behind a trail of debris that would captivate people for decades to come

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2 years

frankly, this rules

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3 years

LOOK at this cat my friend discovered today

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4 months

it’s the beginning of summer baby you know what that means. time to bring six almost empty bottles of sunscreen from last year to the beach

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3 years

just learned there’s a cat named sweet tea sam who visits my friend for food and to get their attention he does this

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2 years

here is his website! he also shoots concerts and... wildlife lmao

Randy Johnson Photography

Photography from Hall of Fame Pitcher Randy Johnson

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1 year

you know what kind of weather it is

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guess i’ll just kill myself then

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1 year

incredible sweatshirt spotted in the office

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3 years

not peloton stock going down because it ****** ***

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9 years

Funny, you could say the same thing about the killing of unarmed black men and women http://t.co/kU5PEm3wnd

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3 years

i’ve been thinking about this for 10 minutes and i still have no idea what she could possibly be referring to

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In a scathing interview, former Cuomo ally Christine Quinn says she feels "duped" by the governor. "This was like 'Lord of the Rings.' It was bizarre." @NY1

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4 years

oh my god shut UP

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2 years

today i went to the employee fridge to retrieve my leftover banh mi and discovered it was gone. i then learned there are regular "lunch bandits" at the office. this is my new investigation. i will not sleep until i discover who is doing this

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5 years

what

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2 years

folks, it finally happened... my "working knowledge of photoshop" resume bluff came back to haunt me

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2 years

A SpaceX flight attendant said Elon Musk exposed himself and propositioned her for sex, documents show. The company paid $250,000 for her silence.

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6 months

people say new yorkers are unfriendly but i just helped a man pick up his groceries after they fell out of his bag at which point he gave me a pack of toilet paper that wouldn’t fit and yelled “everybody wipes!” as he biked away

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4 years

my “my record on race and IQ” post has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my post

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4 years

Beautiful: These Journalists All Came Together To Publicly Dunk On Their Horrible Coworker

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5 months

many ask why i defend the for you tab on twitter and the reason is because whenever i scroll there is always a high probability it surfaces grade A, uncut, purified, nitro level shit like this

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It is with a heavy heart I announce the sale of my long term ape, Salazar. Most of my early followers know me as this ape. My kids know me as this ape. I met my wife when I WAS this ape and had my first kid when I was still proudly wore this ape. By extension, it is part of me.

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9 years

This is how the fatal shooting of Walter Scott was reported before the release of the video: http://t.co/4bOt4X8PGA http://t.co/F33JWQZ8H6

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3 years

is she waluigi

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1 year

the surveillance state has unleashed many horrors on the world, some worse than others, but i will never forgive them for making me stand in a walgreens in a hat that says “sandwich pervert” while i wait for someone to unlock the deodorant cabinet

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4 years

hahahahahahahah fuck off man

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4 years

Whole Foods CEO John Mackey: The 'best solution' is to not need health care and for Americans to change how they eat and live (via @CNBCMakeIt )

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2 years

presenting: my week eating like nancy pelosi

I followed Nancy Pelosi's diet of breakfast ice cream and hot dogs for a week, and I ping-ponged...

The 82-year-old former House speaker follows the diet of a wealthy toddler with zero parental supervision. I wanted to experience it for myself.

www.businessinsider.com

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4 years

if you're looking for a place to pitch essays/analysis/reporting about the protests + what's happened over the past week, please reach out. rates starting at $400: skleeman @businessinsider .com

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5 years

brief update on this saga: @WellsFargo has decided *not* to give me my money back, and is insisting that this wasn't fraud. so! now I'm writing a story about it. if this has ever happened to you, either with WF or another bank, please get in touch! skleeman @businessinsider .com

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5 years

someone skimmed $1000 from my bank account and one of the ATM transactions was at a sbarro. i hope whoever did it is cursed with eating shitty pizza for the rest of their life

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2 years

absolutely, and i cannot stress this enough, no notes

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2 years

An 18-year old is accused of robbing a Gold Coast service station at knife-point. The young man allegedly demanded money from a shop attendant while armed with a machete. The teen has been released on bail and denied any involvement in the alleged robbery. #9News

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5 years

incredible how the duggars continue to say the absolute darkest shit possible

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lmao

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2 years

@miadegraaf first period started at 7:30 and one year i had lunch at 10:30 lol

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3 years

cooking is a scam. why do i have to make different tasty shit every night! just invent a Food Pill already!

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2 years

you guys weren't kidding about the intro to this story

The Humiliating History of the TSA

Two decades of pat-downs, and there is little evidence that we are any safer.

www.theverge.com

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1 year

woke up to a good reminder that attempting the crossword drunk after midnight never pans out

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5 years

sir. SIR

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3 years

fell asleep doing the crossword last night, and, well

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4 years

i haven’t been able to get my new york times app to refresh since november and boy does that feel like approximately 600 years ago

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2 years

@silverjocelyn i would give up unspeakable treasures to know which song

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5 months

imagine being stoned out of your mind today and seeing this

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5 years

bought my nephew a giant teddy bear but forgot to buy an appropriately large bow

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4 years

sephora fired thousands of employees on tuesday, some via conference calls

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4 years

we live in hell, part 204980

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5 years

tonight i find out the answer to my biggest question: whether bringing my australian passport to outback steakhouse will result in scorn from the entire restaurant or a free bloomin’ onion

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3 years

every time this story pops up i am just as delighted as the first time i read about it

cool potato(new pinned)

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3 years

Garfield-shaped phones have been polluting the shore of the Finistère coasts of Brittany (France) for 35 years. The reason is due to a container wedged between the rocks that is slowly pouring them into the sea.

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8 months

amateur

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8 months

I used my phone 4 hours a day — now I suffer from chronic pain and can’t sleep

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3 years

what a blessed anniversary

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4 years

thank u for the suggestion google docs

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2 years

thumbed my nose at god tonight by ordering “clotted cream” at a vegan restaurant and paid dearly for my hubris

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3 years

starting next week i will be joining insider's investigations team as a senior editor. i will be working with a very stellar team of reporters on culture and lifestyle-focused stories...

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5 years

some news: I’m joining @thisisinsider as the (first ever!) essays editor! I start on monday and I’m very excited!

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4 years

"Selling it for $250 even though my boyfriend and I bought it for over 11k and it’s in pristine condition. Need someone to pick it up ASAP as my new boyfriend hates it and sadly this is non-negotiable for him." just tremendous

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4 years

huge opportunity for one lucky new yorker

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4 years

king lear........the sims universe i am about to create........who can say which is the bigger work of genius

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4 years

Just a reminder that when Shakespeare was quarantined because of the plague, he wrote King Lear.

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5 years

this may be what finally breaks me

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5 years

these pants and kevin smith’s huge jorts deserve to be buried next to each other

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3 years

earnest cautionary tale: I had a malignant melanoma removed today (I am going to be fine)! please wear sunscreen and get regular skin checks, because even if you are an otherwise healthy 29-year-old like me you can still get skin cancer!

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i have no idea if people are still on here, but if you are, i have a new job! i am now editing features, analysis, and fun blogs. that includes freelance! send me pitches!

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3 years

many months ago, @kimrrenfro had the brilliant idea to track down the people behind tom holland's unforgettable lip sync battle performance. today, on the episode's 4th anniversary, i am excruciatingly happy to present: THE DEFINITIVE ORAL HISTORY

An oral history of Tom Holland's sensational 'Lip Sync Battle' performance

The producers, choreographers, and dancers behind the "Umbrella" and "Singin' in the Rain" mashup explain how it came to be.

www.businessinsider.com

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2 years

the rush of serotonin i just felt

New York Metro Weather

@nymetrowx

2 years

One week from today, sunset in NYC will be at 7:00pm. The sun won’t set any earlier than 7:00pm in NYC until September 19th, 2023.

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5 years

CATS (2019)

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5 years

the quaker oats wikipedia page takes a real fuckin turn

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1 year

it’s His time

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4 years

the only constant in my life now is this no-knead bread recipe. it never fails and takes zero effort. long live the no-knead bread recipe

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5 years

a beautiful sentence

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1 year

accidentally bought “small” eggs. what the fuck. why are they so small

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4 years

once again i have scooped the new york times

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5 years

the work @BrandyZadrozny is doing on online radicalization/disinformation and how it affects women in particular is really important and you should read it:

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thrilled that the new bachelor, a former employee of mic dot com, is finally bringing blog representation to television

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@WritersofColor editing essays and features at @thisisinsider ! looking for pitches about sex and relationships, labor, parenting, drugs and alcohol, food, travel, & more. but mostly just into funny/thoughtful/dumb (in a good way)/weird writing. skleeman @businessinsider .com

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5 years

imagine being an editor and reading in a draft that your writer did not prepare for an interview WITH RIHANNA

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3 years

no that’s daniel craig

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2 years

For the past year, Insider's investigations team has been reporting on transgender people who were killed across the US and Puerto Rico between 2017 and 2021. We published our introduction to the project this morning:

Deaths in the family: Investigating 175 transgender homicides over 5 years

Insider investigated hundreds of cases to produce the most comprehensive account of fatal violence against transgender people in the United States to date.

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@cwarzel getting rid of them and starting over

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4 years

When you run a disinformation news empire but you also need some affordable and ergonomic furniture from IKEA

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2 years

to be fair, i know how to crop things...what is that if not working knowledge...

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10 months

jezebel once let me blog an interview with someone who had an 'executive producer dick wolf' tramp stamp. rip jezebel, a great website killed by idiots

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@GMPaiella really came out of nowhere

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you never see self owns this pure anymore

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4 years

hey @nytimes you know what would be great here? a link to @rrpre 's reporting on many things mentioned in this story

Condé Nast’s Head of Video Resigns (Published 2020)

Matt Duckor, who led the publisher’s programming efforts, resigned after accusations of bias. He leaves the company shortly after the sudden departure of Adam Rapoport as Bon Appétit’s editor.

www.nytimes.com

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3 years

devastating

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3 years

Yahoo Answers will be shut down forever on May 4th

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3 years

congratulations to me for completing 1 out of 3 childhood dreams

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4 years

my gift to everyone is this photo of my sister’s cat

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2 years

in 2017, prompted in part by the #metoo movement, @mattdrange started looking into teacher misconduct at his former high school. nearly 5 years later — including over 40 interviews and two dozen record requests — this is what he found:

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i love local news

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everyone i know this week

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in 2018, my first full year as a freelancer, i made $10,500... and still paid more taxes than the president! wow, what a broken system we have here folks:

I made $10,500 as a freelancer in 2018 — and still paid more taxes than Trump. The system is broken.

According to a blockbuster New York Times investigation, the president paid $750 in taxes in 2016 and 2017. But he's not just one bad apple.

www.businessinsider.com

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my favorite lunchtime tradition is ordering a sandwich the size of a hefty toddler

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it’s really happening

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5 years

We Here For You

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The what now

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5 years

i love today!!!!!!!!!!!

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1 year

mondale the dog who doesn’t remember shiv

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1 year

Tag yourself in tonight’s episode of Succession. I’m Substack meets Masterclass meets The Economist meets The New Yorker.

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9 years

this is the best day in twitter dot com history http://t.co/Zwdxy15R4R

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4 years

i tried to warn you

Actually, Ken Bone Is Bad

Last night, America met the 2016 election season’s newest star. Portly, crimson-clad, bespectacled, mustachioed, and just a little bit giddy, Kenneth Bone

gizmodo.com

New York Post

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'Red Sweater Guy' Ken Bone is still an undecided voter for 2020 election

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