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(was) unhealthily hyperfixated on taylor swift

🪐 • she/he • lesbian
Joined July 2023
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the body chain has me on my KNEES
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i just realised that taylor launched the vault puzzle thingy exactly 38 days before 1989 tv's release date 😀
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karlie kloss you will always be THE muse<3
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this is gaylor proof because that is the ugliest fucking sweater i've ever seen
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me and the fellow gaylors in 2083 when there's finally a kaylor papwalk
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HELP
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"ai kaylor isn't real it can't hurt you" ai kaylor:
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a twink and a dyke
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my son james performing at his school's talent show❤️
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okay homos
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until the bed breaks until my jaw locks until the strap begs us to stop until the neighbours complain until joe alwyn wins an oscar until dinosaurs come back into existence
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she woke up on the extra gay side of bed this day
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imagine explaining the lore behind this to a normal person
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she looks like she's 2 seconds away from asking me a riddle
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just remembered
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they were so unserious it's iconic
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taylor's not that special. i too would write 5 and a quarter albums about her
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KARLIE KLOSS TAYLOR SWIFT WHERE ARE YOU PLEASE POST THE PICTURES I KNOW YOU HAVE THEM PEOPLE ARE DYING THIS IS AN URGENT MATTER
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my tweet has officially left the targeted audience🫡
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shoot me
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this look was such a serve like i'm never not thinking about this
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the way they always had to be touching oh i miss them
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gleaming
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kimby's tweet has me
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she got her masters degree in cuntology studies with a major in dykological studies and graduated at the top of her class from the university of servington
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you are what you eat or whatever taylor said
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i actually started crying because of karlie kloss’s existence
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gay trauma test
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kaylor the timeline
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can opener leg opener
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saw taylor swift flagging 8/3 again anon please
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she outdyked herself here
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IM SOBBING
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gay test
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oh to be a fly on the wall at the 1975 concert on the night of kissgate
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UPDATED VERSION WHEN?????
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put her in the louvre i'm so serious
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and what if i said kaylor coded
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pookie for the tl<3
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homosexuality
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still haven't wrapped my head around the fact that karlie was actually AT the 8/9 show like wdym it wasn't a mass fever dream...
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never not thinking about this
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i ship joe alwyn and josh kushner
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need her to kick me in the face repeatedly
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I MISS TAYLOR AND THE CATS CONTENTTT
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i need her to 1989 tv track 17 me out
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kaylor coded
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taylor swift's gay energy is actually insane it's as if she exhales homosexuality instead of carbon dioxide
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KARLIES SMILE OH IM DELETING MYSELF
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IM CRYING PLS
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that's literally jesus
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bestfriEND. boyfriEND. girlfriEND. it all ends. you know what doesn’t end? klossgron. rt if u cried
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i will never be free of kaylor. not even on top of a fucking mountain
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i need her to high infidelity ch3 me
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@swiftclown13 never beating the homophobe allegations
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girls when they lose the one they were dancing with in new york
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still one of the cutest things they've ever done
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taylor swift if edging us was illegal
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she's just a little guy
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really need to find a new hyperfixation cuz it isn't good for my mental health for me to spend all my days stressing about taylor and karlie's next move
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TAYLOR AND KARLIE NEW YORK PAP WALK WHEN?????
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her smitten ass just hospitalised me
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went on a date with my absolutely beautiful girlfriend today ❤️
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call it what you want is actually insane like wdym she is casually name dropping karlie over and over for 3 minutes straight
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do you also refresh the karlie kloss/taylor swift tag on ao3 atleast 15 times a day or are you normal
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i want her to sue me
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now i need a song titled "dyke!" for rep tv
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she was getting ready to go to the pookie convention
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they can top me
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broke the dyke meter
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these spot the difference games are getting so difficult
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rep tour taylor is my sexuality actually
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tl cleanse
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KARLIE KLOSS DO SOMETHING GAY PLEASE GAYLOR TWT NEEDS YOU
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wait. if I have the strap and You have the strap... then who’s flying the plane?
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god i am NOT your strongest soldier pls i'm just a lesbian😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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she was on a mission to out gay every other person in nyc
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guys i miss karlie so bad it's insane
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my thoughts would get me banned from this app
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but when the world needed them most, they vanished...
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my son is thrilled about the sweater i knitted for him. he loves christmas ❤️
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guys my gay aunt got married last weekend to her bestfriend💍👰🏼‍♀️the reception was breathtaking❤️and shortly after they departed for their honeymoon to some place called big sur? anyways this is them during their wedding photoshoot🥰👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏼
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there's no crime i would not commit for her
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i get it i'd make people solve 33 million puzzles for her too
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i miss silly :(
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gossip girl core
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@alliveverwanted it's true i was the baby formula
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i need her to rearrange my insides
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I AM FULL ON BLUSHING RN OMFGGG
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i just heard dianna agron scream in the distance
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME OMG
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it's not even just the outfit like her aura literally screams dyke
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whatever you do DO NOT watch this from karlie kloss's perspective and how taylor swift was at neither of her weddings.
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