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@DadeTeflonDon
Mario Cristobal’s #1 Fan
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@ascxndingz @drdisrespect Women live life on recruit difficulty
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@RealSkipBayless @undisputed Skip if Lebron didn’t exist:
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@AdamSchefter Chargers team doctor:
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@TheRapAgenda @kanyewest Kanye simping for his own wife smh
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@KingJames Russ in the playoffs:
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@WorldWideWob Kid said:
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@KingJames THE GOAT
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@itsgabrielleu @JohnTheCho You’ve always been trifling I know you convinced d Wade to go to Chicago
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@HaasF1Team If something happens to Mick there's blood on the FIA's hands. This track is NOT SAFE.
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@thenagelator1 @wojespn Something you’ll never do on a woman
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@F1 *Bottas and Ocon battling for the podium on the last lap* *F1 Broadcast:
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@ChefSZN_ @TheHoopCentral Ok but kuzma isn’t lebron James you understand that right
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@wojespn LMAO “actor” Woj ain’t giving out no free clout
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@TheNBACentral "He cheated on Doc's daughter, in the playoffs he can't make threes, starting at guard...it's Pandemic P!"
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@ShamsCharania @TheAthletic @Stadium NBA players when they can’t load manage for a sore left testicle:
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@RyanHagan16 @TheHoopCentral @SmithRaps Imagine working your whole life to be an NBA player, averaging 20 and 20, so that Ryan on twitter can talk about how you’re really not that good
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@AdamSchefter Tom Brady will retire at 75
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@AdamSchefter Cool now take booger McFarland off the air
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@ShamsCharania LMFAO PAT IS BACK IN HIS PRIME
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@BleacherReport @joevardon @ByJasonLloyd @kelseyyrusso @ShamsCharania I’d get mad too if I was a first round pick losing my locker to taurean prince
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@TheHoopCentral @gifdsports Use me as a “I don’t feel bad” button
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@osnapitzevelin @ziontheprophet @_theboynathan @xobbyrios Haha yea that’s called shade. Then she backtracked bc she realizes people are on Travis side 😂 just another girl who used a Nickelodeon career to become a music star
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@BleacherReport Brooklyn after realizing Kyrie really crazy
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@BleacherReport The riders to that fan:
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@SportsCenter Why shaq gotta make everything so awkward lately
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@BleacherReport @AdamSchefter @brgridiron Patriots gonna get him for an 8th round pick and a washing machine
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@WorldWideWob Pat Bev when you give him attention:
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@BleacherReport Kyle Lowry when he gets touched:
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@stephenasmith You’re about to get destroyed
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@BleacherReport Never forget when bron had Paul Pierce lookin like this:
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@SportsCenter @wojespn Everyone knows lebron is still the best player in the world
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@RealSkipBayless This picture was from two years ago btw
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@TheHoopCentral Prime Dwight and if you say otherwise you’re wrong and too young
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@BleacherReport “Whatever fits the narrative” he was just better than you. Focus on getting eliminated by the Heat 😎
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@FUT23News People who bought him full price:
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@BleacherReport @WindhorstESPN How can a dude with no spine have back problems? 👀
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@Rosasburner @Akademiks “Bruh he ain’t even flop”
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@abmlei @GetInTher56 @SaycheeseDGTL So your point is, people in this world are so fucked up that it’s actually HIS fault 💀 make it make sense
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@CrypticNoHoes Ye just rhymed semen with Morgan Freeman Goat
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@BleacherReport @ChrisBHaynes Joe Tsai is a clown. A rich clown but a clown still
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@MarissaDaniela This definitely a bigger L for u than it is for him
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@Janiii26280480 @Millyensworld @adajahnichole @raphousetv2 She a Meg the stallion fan bro what else u expect
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@DwyaneWade @KingJames U know who said it flash
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@RealSkipBayless He literally wasted the first half of his career in Cleveland playing for the worst front office in basketball. It’s like you don’t even know the sport
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@ChefTrillie_ The man is close to a billionaire and shakira just followed him if we lose life goes on for him lmao
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@TheNotoriousMMA Conor’s PR team remembering the old man at the bar:
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@AdamSchefter I don’t get what the big deal is Myles was just trying to put masons helmet back on for him
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@BleacherReport Ayesha wanting male attention got Steph playing like Rafer Alston out here
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@TheNotoriousMMA The look of a die hard Conor fan 😂
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@TheHoopCentral Super tasteless to post this tbh
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@BleacherReport @brgridiron NFL concussion protocol:
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@wtf1official You know the vibes people
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@BleacherReport @ChrisBHaynes “Hey lebron you’re giving me 23 right?”
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@MercedesAMGF1 @ScuderiaFerrari “Turn the music down”
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@BleacherReport @RapSheet The moment cam knew he was gonna lose his job
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@WorldWideWob The kings watching mike brown actually coach:
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@BleacherReport You mean the guy who knocked a girl out cold when he was in college didn’t actually change into a good person?!
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@ScuderiaFerrari You’re joking right?
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@DwyaneWade “Those are my friends!”
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@DwyaneWade Damn goat ima have to hand you your first ever
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@ShamsCharania You know the vibes
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@DanMaccers @wtf1official He's literally just sticking up for the fans and you STILL have something negative to say
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@arielhelwani Kevin Holland Chael Sonnen and Cain Velazquez should start their own Vigilante service
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@AdamSchefter This has to be a joke
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@Akademiks SHE SOLD DOUBLE COPPER
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@savejets @theScore Jerry west wasn’t even half as good as prime d wade 💀
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@wojespn For basketball?
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@TheHoopCentral @TheNBACentral He bout to spin move right outta that interview
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@ShamsCharania @TheAthletic @Stadium Never seen a three team trade where nobody gets better. Impressive
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@WorldWideWob Turkish president laughing rn
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@BleacherReport Come to where villains are welcome 😎
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@BleacherReport Smh prayers to Pop
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@Mythical65 @BleacherReport “LMAOOOOO DUDE WANNA BE JORDAN SOOO BAD 😭😭😭😭😭😭”
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@BleacherReport Kawhi hanging up his suit after bringing balance back to the NBA
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@LFCFlacko @RealSkipBayless Skip gonna deliver possibly the most hateful rant in the history of sports television tomorrow tho so stay tuned this ain’t over yet 💯
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